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What happened to the whores?
Monday, December 1, 2003 5:47:08 PM

So, I got bored the other night and got in my car and drove around, looking for a companion or two. I had forty bucks in my pocket. Spotted two ladies on the corner of 8th Street and Vine. I pulled ...


I've got Big Christmas Balls
Wednesday, December 3, 2003 3:53:07 PM

Well I'm upper upper class high society God's gift to ballroom notoriety And I always fill my ballroom The event is never small The social pages say I've got The biggest Christmas balls of all I've ...


Sex or Firefly?
Friday, December 5, 2003 7:22:02 PM

I had shoulder surgery 2 months ago, and I recently began physical therapy. Doctor's orders: Put an ice pack on your shoulder for 20 minutes every night. So, I'm home laying on the couch with an ...


Brain's Addiction
Tuesday, December 16, 2003 4:07:11 PM

I was staring in the mirror, and my face was there. I sprayed Windex and wiped it away. For several minutes, I scrubbed the shiny glass and rubbed away skin and tissue and bone. At last, I could ...