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So, I got bored the other night and got in my car and drove around, looking for a companion or two. I had forty bucks in my pocket. Spotted two ladies on the corner of 8th Street and Vine. I pulled ...

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Well I'm upper upper class high society God's gift to ballroom notoriety And I always fill my ballroom The event is never small The social pages say I've got The biggest Christmas balls of all I've ...

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I had shoulder surgery 2 months ago, and I recently began physical therapy. Doctor's orders: Put an ice pack on your shoulder for 20 minutes every night. So, I'm home laying on the couch with an ...

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I was staring in the mirror, and my face was there. I sprayed Windex and wiped it away. For several minutes, I scrubbed the shiny glass and rubbed away skin and tissue and bone. At last, I could ...