THEGREYJEDI

So the man you know as "Static" joined me at the Van Halen kick-off concert in Greensboro last night. It was easily the best show I have ever seen. To hear genuine gratitude for your fans is something ...

THEGREYJEDI

So, God only knows why, I went to hang out with my ex-girlfriend, get my hair did, etc. Backstory for those of you, being everyone but Static, who don't know the "sitch". Ex-girlfriend dumped me for ...

THEGREYJEDI

{rant volume=loud tone="bittersweet poignant"> Damnit, damnit, damnit, damnit, damnit} I can [i]still[/i] smell her perfume! I bet she did that on purpose! Cause it's the scent she knows drives me ...

THEGREYJEDI

I always have a strangely aristocratic feeling about me whenever I spend time with my dad or my dad's side of the family. My father, my aunts and uncles, my grandparents, are all comfortably in the upper-middle ...