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So, it’s half past six on a Saturday afternoon in the middle of a very cold British winter and what, pray, am I doing?? (that’s rhetorical by the way, as I’m about to tell ya …) Am I slapping on make-up ...

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Thanks for all your messages of solidarity – and Phaedra I sympathise (you gotta keep away from those young men though – Hipolytus – yuk!)… My general beef though is that I work city hours, but for ...

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Following Shiny Geeket’s recommendation to spice up my office working hours by kidnapping something from a fellow worker’s desk and sending a ransom note, I nicked my friend Jonathan’s supaclip (of which ...

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Lawyers can be mean, no, no, really they can … So, any of you avidly following my progress in my bid to make my workplace more exciting, will know that yesterday I nicked my friend Jonathan’s Supaclip ...

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If anyone can tell me what my house looks like, I’d LOVE to know! Yes, I’m in the office again!! It’s Sunday afternoon and its already dark outside and I haven’t had a day off in 3 weeks … Junior ...