DREADPIRATE

Man, I wanna be in the Browncoat army. You know, liberty and justice and tight pants for all.

DREADPIRATE

I want to get back in to playing the Serenity RPG, but my friends and I never all have a free day and time all at once. I was CAPTAIN, okay? CAPTAIN. Just what I've always wanted to be. When I was ...

DREADPIRATE

I was at the thrift store today and I found an awesome brown trench coat that fits me perfectly. It's long, past my knees and it's fitted, so it shows off my figure (cue wolf whistle). Anyway, I'm wearing ...