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Our Mrs. Reynolds Quotes Jayne: Well, I think you might want to reconsider that last part. See, I married me a powerful ugly creature. Mal: How can you say that? How can you shame me in front of new ...

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Jaynestown Kaylee: Come on, admit it, it's true. Simon: No, I won't, because it's not. I use swear words like anybody else. Kaylee: Simon, the whole point of swearing is that it ain't appropriate. Simon: ...

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Out of Gas [Flashback to Mal trying to sell Zoe on the worthiness of his new ship.] Zoe: Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose? ... Mal: Ship like this, be with you till the day you die. ...

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Ariel [The crew talks about their upcoming visit to core planet Ariel while they eat.] Wash: Big stop just to renew your license to Companion. Can I use "Companion" as a verb? . . . [Jayne hocks ...

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War Stories [Book quotes fictional warrior-poet and psychotic dictator Shan Yu to Simon.] Book: He said, "Live with a man forty years. Share his house, his meals… speak on every subject… then tie ...

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Trash [Mal is shown sitting naked on a rock, in the middle of the desert.] Mal: (pause) Yep. That went well. Monty: Mal, I want you to meet my Bridget. [Monty steps aside to reveal Saffron, ...

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The Message [Simon and Kaylee check out the "proof of alien life" exhibit — an inert creature in a cylindrical jar.] Simon: Yep — it's a cow fetus. Kaylee: Guess so. It does seem to have an awful ...