PLAINJAYNE

Oh yeah, I'm easily amused. Give me a mess o'puppies and I can be entertained for hours before we all pass out together in a pile. I don't care if I get covered with doggie slobbers and fur. I'm all ...

PLAINJAYNE

It's a great title though, huh? Too bad I can't think of anything brilliant to say. I am so bored I can't even think of anything not so brilliant to say come to it....

PLAINJAYNE

WTF? I don't want to be anywhere where there's a possibility of tarantula migration! That's right--TARANTULA MIGRATION. Let that image sink into your head for a minute. Are you visualizing the horrible ...

PLAINJAYNE

I am back in a mood now. Black. Very un-fluffy and most definitely not warm. I need puppy therapy. Or something. It's raining outside. The folks I need to talk to are not in until Monday. And ...

PLAINJAYNE

Gonna take a nap, then I'm headed back out west for more thrilling adventures. It's gonna take about 27 hours... Me, my partner in crime, and one VERY unhappy cat--all cooped up together in a teeny ...

PLAINJAYNE

Me vs. the steps out the trailer. Guess who won? Yeah. And I got the bruises to prove it. Both ankles sprained all to hell and swollen up. Cause I'm just special that way. Now I'm all gimped. Apparently ...

PLAINJAYNE

The good news...I'm off for a couple of days and I get to go shooting tomorrow. I haven't been in a couple of months, so if you're in the vicinity you might wanna keep your head down. The bad news...I ...

PLAINJAYNE

Hey, that sounds kinda dirty, don't it? Hehe. Maybe I need a bath... Good thing I'm here with a cat and not a mess of puppies, cause I am covered in juicy beef drippings. Preacher's dogs would have ...