The League of Psychic Nutcases - In the spirit of the holiday by daveshayne

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The League of Psychic Nutcases - In the spirit of the holiday

POSTED BY: DAVESHAYNE
UPDATED: Saturday, January 6, 2007 09:11
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Wednesday, January 3, 2007 4:00 PM

True. So true.
Edit:

Frederick with Voltaire.

We actually don't know what Frederick looked like. He never posed for a portrait. This picture is fiction. Although Voltaire did visit Frederick.

Traveler

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Wednesday, January 3, 2007 5:07 PM

DAVESHAYNE

Quote:
Originally posted by traveler:
Smile when you say Frederick The Great.
He is my hero.

The Prussian boy?

Feh, I count no man great who has not killed a cheese.

David

"Not completely as well as the series of Firefly..." - From a review of Serenity at amazon.de

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Wednesday, January 3, 2007 5:17 PM

TRAVELER

Does chedder count. Or does it have to be more exotic. I'm a Velveta man myself.

Traveler

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Wednesday, January 3, 2007 5:25 PM

ZZETTA13

Dear Santa

Please never let a man wearing latex gloves approach me again (blue or otherwise) especial from behind.

I thank you

Z

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Wednesday, January 3, 2007 5:30 PM

DAVESHAYNE

Quote:
Originally posted by traveler:
Does chedder count. Or does it have to be more exotic. I'm a Velveta man myself.

Cheddar is a cheese. I'm not sure Velveta is though.

David

"Not completely as well as the series of Firefly..." - From a review of Serenity at amazon.de

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Wednesday, January 3, 2007 5:39 PM

LITTLEALBATROSS29

Velveeta melts better ... but cheddar is still meaner.

Silly little demons ... they want the cheese too.We should share and be polite.

Traveler

here's an elephant sandwich with velveeta !

LA29 then curls up on a shelf in the closet and goes to sleep. Goodnight moon ....

Bryce
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Wednesday, January 3, 2007 5:46 PM

TRAVELER

Goodnight LittleAlbatross29.

You make the best sandwiches.

Traveler

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Wednesday, January 3, 2007 6:03 PM

DAVESHAYNE

Quote:
Originally posted by LittleAlbatross29:
Velveeta melts better ... but cheddar is still meaner.

Cheddar has nothing on gruyere. That cheese has a mean streak a mile wide and a thousand yards deep.

David

"Not completely as well as the series of Firefly..." - From a review of Serenity at amazon.de

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Thursday, January 4, 2007 2:23 PM

LITTLEALBATROSS29

deep deep cheese- can we swim in it please ?

Bryce
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Thursday, January 4, 2007 3:00 PM

DAVESHAYNE

Quote:
Originally posted by LittleAlbatross29:
deep deep cheese- can we swim in it please ?

Edit:

Okay. My first attempt at a response came out utterly wrong so I'm'a try something actually fun. Sure you can swim in the cheese but I see some really bitchin' waves so I'm goin' Cheese Surfing!

If everybody melted Stilton
And a wheel of brie
Then everybody'd go surfin'
On a big souffle

Everybody's cheese surfin'
Cheese surfin' today

David

"Not completely as well as the series of Firefly..." - From a review of Serenity at amazon.de

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Friday, January 5, 2007 7:44 AM

DAVESHAYNE

Quote:
Originally posted by traveler:
You make the best sandwiches.

Soup thing!

David

"Not completely as well as the series of Firefly..." - From a review of Serenity at amazon.de

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Friday, January 5, 2007 7:49 AM

ROXYFREEFALL

Woman, you are completely off your nut.

Is no one thinking of the fishes? Is NO ONE???

*cries*

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Friday, January 5, 2007 8:24 AM

DAVESHAYNE

Quote:
Originally posted by RoxyFreefall:
Is no one thinking of the fishes? Is NO ONE???

The fish are in the lake of feta. Finning about in the foam.

David

"Not completely as well as the series of Firefly..." - From a review of Serenity at amazon.de

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Friday, January 5, 2007 8:27 AM

LITTLEALBATROSS29

We took the fishes to laugh at the pirates.. they made a home there and laugh constanly

Fishes do not grant wishes.

Bryce
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Friday, January 5, 2007 10:29 AM

YINYANG

You were busy trying to get yourself lit on fire. It happens.

Yes-uh... gophers are too fuzzy!

Rules on voting here: http://www.fireflyfans.net/thread.asp?b=2&t=22892

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Friday, January 5, 2007 12:34 PM

GLADIATOR32

Quote:
Originally posted by LittleAlbatross29:

Fishes do not grant wishes.

Cuttlefish grant wishes.

They're magical.

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Friday, January 5, 2007 12:44 PM

ROXYFREEFALL

Woman, you are completely off your nut.

Hmmm, my fish have abondoned me.

Who will play with the hummingbirds now? Troublesome and full of eggs.

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Friday, January 5, 2007 2:35 PM

DAVESHAYNE

Quote:
Originally posted by RoxyFreefall:
Hmmm, my fish have abondoned me. Who will play with the hummingbirds now? Troublesome and full of eggs.

Fish fashion full of free froufera. Hummingbirds hiding in the hedge hold happy highwaymen hostage. Elton eats eggs every entire era.

David

"Not completely as well as the series of Firefly..." - From a review of Serenity at amazon.de

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Friday, January 5, 2007 9:08 PM

ROXYFREEFALL

Woman, you are completely off your nut.

Ouch, ouch! Words of the same letter! How they burn! No more, makes the floor curious. Wouldn't want a curious floor. Nope, nope. *whispers* It'll tell the ants, you see.

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Friday, January 5, 2007 9:28 PM

MAGDALENA

"No power in the 'verse can stop me!"

*wails* oooooooooooooooh....

No... No... NO!! I turned the bath tub upside down but the water still won't stay... I tried... I tried...

*wrings her hands and wanders away muttering*

Those ants... they know... they know about the squishy sporks... sporking is fun but it's so very squishy...

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"I can put one foot in front of the other - I'm Magdalena, & I'm marching with the 76th" http://76thbattalion.homestead.com/index.html

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Saturday, January 6, 2007 7:20 AM

DAVESHAYNE

Quote:
Originally posted by RoxyFreefall:
It'll tell the ants, you see.

Ants are always aware and anticipate any and all alliteration.

David

"Not completely as well as the series of Firefly..." - From a review of Serenity at amazon.de

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Saturday, January 6, 2007 7:28 AM

DAVESHAYNE

Quote:
Originally posted by magdalena:
*wails*

Jam it! Yeah!

*dave begins improvising off a twelve tone scale using coke bottles filled with bathwater and fish*

David

"Not completely as well as the series of Firefly..." - From a review of Serenity at amazon.de

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Saturday, January 6, 2007 8:28 AM

LITTLEALBATROSS29

No precious the sound hurts us... it hurts ussss....

LA29 runs away in fear ,then comes back in with a bear wearing a purple tutu and ballet slippers..

Everyone I'd like you to meet Sparkles , he's my friend ...

Bryce
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Saturday, January 6, 2007 8:50 AM

DAVESHAYNE

Quote:
Originally posted by LittleAlbatross29:
Everyone I'd like you to meet Sparkles , he's my friend ...

Hi, Sparkles! Do you play?

David

"Not completely as well as the series of Firefly..." - From a review of Serenity at amazon.de

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Saturday, January 6, 2007 8:56 AM

LITTLEALBATROSS29

he plays , he dances, he tells bad jokes ..just don't upset him ..

Bryce
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Saturday, January 6, 2007 9:07 AM

DAVESHAYNE

Quote:
Originally posted by LittleAlbatross29:
he plays , he dances, he tells bad jokes ..just don't upset him ..

Well I hope this wont be too upsetting. I've got the next Nutcase thread started here http://www.fireflyfans.net/thread.asp?b=11&t=26360

David

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Saturday, January 6, 2007 9:11 AM