The League Of Psychic Nutcases - Fish tanks, Sporks, and Cheese Swimming by daveshayne

*takes Roxy's spork and replaces it with a grapefruit spoon*

try sporking me with THAT!

Why is the rum always gone?

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Tuesday, January 9, 2007 8:18 AM

Woman, you are completely off your nut.

*gasps and drops the grapefruit spoon*

Do you KNOW what that does to poor defenseless grapefruits?? I don't want to be associated with those sort of spoons.

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Tuesday, January 9, 2007 8:26 AM

*parachutes in with two ladles*

OH YOU GUYS KNOW IT'S ON!!!!!

*procedes to to chase everyone*

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Tuesday, January 9, 2007 8:27 AM

Quote:
*gasps and drops the grapefruit spoon*

Do you KNOW what that does to poor defenseless grapefruits?? I don't want to be associated with those sort of spoons.

then you are weaponless!

*begins pelting Roxy with vegetable-flavored wheat thins chips*

Why is the rum always gone?

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Tuesday, January 9, 2007 8:30 AM

You can hear the grapefruit when it screams in the dark. It's like a seashell. Hold it to your ear and it cries a whole ocean for you.

*looks up*

I'm seeing parachutes. Now I know I'm crazy.

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Tuesday, January 9, 2007 8:34 AM

I knew you were crazy before that

*shifts targets to gladiator*

Why is the rum always gone?

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Tuesday, January 9, 2007 8:36 AM

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Tuesday, January 9, 2007 8:39 AM

is that a cheese grater on the bottom of that pistol?

Why is the rum always gone?

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Tuesday, January 9, 2007 8:41 AM

Woman, you are completely off your nut.

Well of course it is, silly! Where else would you grate the cheese?

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Tuesday, January 9, 2007 8:41 AM

*gives Guy a whithering look*

It's the button panel to open the cargo bay doors, dumbo.

*wanders off*

...and they call me crazy!

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Tuesday, January 9, 2007 8:44 AM

*returns the look* I know, but from that angle it looks like a cheese grater!

*mutters to himself* some ppl just can't take a joke.

Why is the rum always gone?

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Tuesday, January 9, 2007 8:45 AM

Woman, you are completely off your nut.

Pst! DH is just mean. Doesn't like cheese is all.

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Tuesday, January 9, 2007 8:46 AM

I like jokes!

*pulls Guy's pants down with her brain before running off home*

I like cheese too. It tastes of cows who live in dark barns and forget that they're cows.

Then they see sky and remember what they are. And I get strawberry milkshake.

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Tuesday, January 9, 2007 8:47 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by RoxyFreefall:
Doesn't like cheese is all.

Blasphemy!

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Tuesday, January 9, 2007 8:57 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by DesktopHippie:
I like jokes!

*pulls Guy's pants down with her brain before running off home*

now I'm mad *picks up a never-ending bucket of 3-year old stinky foot cheese that has become a puddle of sludge and dumps it on DH's head*

Why is the rum always gone?

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Tuesday, January 9, 2007 9:00 AM

LA29 wanders in with Sparkles and watche severyone run around ...

Where am I ? Who are you people ????

OOhhhh look , something shiny !!!!!

Bryce
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Tuesday, January 9, 2007 9:07 AM

Woman, you are completely off your nut.

Quote:
Originally posted by LittleAlbatross29:

Where am I ? Who are you people ????

OOhhhh look , something shiny !!!!!

Well, you are here and we are us. Something shiny?? Oooo, my precious...

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Tuesday, January 9, 2007 9:10 AM

We're not us! We're them...

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Tuesday, January 9, 2007 9:14 AM

Woman, you are completely off your nut.

NOOOOO! Them?? But I don't wanna be them. It means no more fish! We're all DOOMED! *cries*

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Tuesday, January 9, 2007 9:27 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by RoxyFreefall:
It means no more fish! We're all DOOMED! *cries*

Don't worry, we've still got the Cuttlefish:

He swinms in the cheese and will be friends with us, er, them!

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Tuesday, January 9, 2007 10:33 AM

Oh great Cuttlefish ..

I wish for a billion dollars in pennies and also a bagel please !!!

Thank you great fishy one ...

Bryce
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Tuesday, January 9, 2007 12:16 PM

WHIMSICALNBRAINPAN

Does the Great Cuttlefish know the meaning of life?

I heard it was 42 but I think that was made up.

*offers the Great Cuttlefish a spork*

"Well, my days of not taking you seriously are certainly coming to a middle." http://whimsicalnbrainpan.blogspot.com/

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Tuesday, January 9, 2007 12:20 PM

The Cuttlefish will give LA29 a bagel, but no money. Money leads to greed and greed leads to evil.

The Cuttlefish accepts the offer of a spork, and confirms that 42 is indeed, a lie.

The Cuttlefish knows the meaning of life, but will not tell. It is up to the individual to find out, not to be told.

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Tuesday, January 9, 2007 12:23 PM

Will the great Cuttlefish sing a duet with Sparkles ? He's a bit lonely ..

And can it tell me the way to Sesame Street ?

OOOh, a bagel

All hail the great and powerful Cuttlefish..and behold the Holy Bagel...

Bryce
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Tuesday, January 9, 2007 12:36 PM

The Cuttlefish is pleased you're pleased with the Holy Bagel.

The Cuttlefish will tell you the way to Sesame Street. Head due north, and don't stop. Don't stop for sleep, for food or water. Go until you can go no further, stop only when you can't stand. And when you look up from the ground, you will be there.

The Cuttlefish wishes to keep Sparkles company, and will sing a duet with Sparkles, but only if it's a Johnny Cash song.

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Tuesday, January 9, 2007 1:10 PM

Sparkles will don his black tutu in honor of MR.Cash..but doesn't know any of his songs..the Cuttlefish will have to lead him..

I knew I could find my way to Sesame Street somehow ...Thank you of great aand powerful fishy..

I want to go live with Oscar The Grouch and Cookie Monster..but not that big scary bird.

Bryce
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Tuesday, January 9, 2007 1:16 PM

The Cuttlefish will teach Sparkles all the words.

The Cuttlefish bids LA29 farewell! Good luck on your quest to The Street! And don't worry, The Cuttlefish has a feeling the large bird won't be around much longer...

*The Cuttlefish leads Sparkles off to teach him Johnny Cash songs*

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Tuesday, January 9, 2007 1:27 PM

So long and thanks for all the fish ...

Bryce
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Tuesday, January 9, 2007 2:04 PM

YINYANG

You were busy trying to get yourself lit on fire. It happens.

::was going to play with Sparkles, but now is sad::

Mine's prettier anyway...

::points to her nose::

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Tuesday, January 9, 2007 2:15 PM

please do not remove your nose..

Bryce
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Tuesday, January 9, 2007 2:17 PM

TRAVELER

Did someone say DOOMED.

I'm really good at DOOM.

Give me a chance.

Meanwhile I'll sing the doom song/

Doom doom,
Doom doom doom,
Doom Doom Doooooooom,
Doom doom,

Doom doom,
Doom doom and a doom,
Doom doom doooooooom,
Doom doom

Traveler

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Wednesday, January 10, 2007 2:39 AM

Traveler ! I was wondering where you went off to..good to see you

ANd now back to the regularly scheduled insainty..

OOH can I sing too ?

Fish..fish fish ,fish ,canaries, tires,fish ..sporks,tables,fish .. squirrles ..Doom !

Shiny song..

Bryce
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Wednesday, January 10, 2007 2:44 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by LittleAlbatross29:

Fish..fish fish ,fish ,canaries, tires,fish ..sporks,tables,fish .. squirrles ..Doom !

Don't forget the hummingbirds....

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Wednesday, January 10, 2007 8:29 AM

YAY, SONG TIME!

here's a llama
there's a llama
and another little llama
fuzzy llama
funny llama
llama llama
duck

llama llama
cheesecake
llama
tablet
brick
potato
llama
llama llama
mushroom
llama
llama llama
duck

i was once a treehouse
i lived in a cake
but i never saw the way
the orange slayed the rake
i was only three years dead
but it told a tale
and now listen, little child
to the safety rail

did you ever see a llama
kiss a llama
on the llama
llama's llama
tastes of llama
llama llama
duck

half a llama
twice the llama
not a llama
farmer
llama
llama in a car
alarm a llama
llama
duck

is that how it's told now?
is it all so old?
is it made of lemon juice?
doorknob
ankle
cold
now my song is getting thin
i've run out of luck
time for me to retire now
and become a duck

Why is the rum always gone?

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Wednesday, January 10, 2007 8:35 AM

PHOENIXROSE

You think you know--what's to come, what you are. You haven't even begun.

♪Here’s a River
There’s a River
And another little River
Crazy River
Cogent River ♪
River River
Book

River River
Protein
River♪
Bible
Axe
Tomato
♪River
River River
Kaylee
River
River River
Book
♪
I was once a princess
Locked up in a school
Supposed to be a genius♪
But I felt a fool
I was only three years dead
♪Before I told my tale
And now listen little child
To the safety rail

Did you ever see a River
Dance with River
On the River♪
River River
Deadly River
River River
♪Book

Half a River
Twice the River♪
Not a River
Malcolm
River♪
River in a bar
Alarm a River
♪River
Book

Is this what it is now?
Is the story told?♪
Is it made of tragedy?
Reavers
♪Ankle
Zo
Now this job is wearing thin
And my faith is shook♪
Time for me to retire now
Take my vows like Book
♪

Oh! And

♪ doomdoomdoomdoom doomdoomdoom doomiedoomie doomdoomdoomdoomdoom...

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Wednesday, January 10, 2007 10:15 AM

but what about the fishes ?

Hey Look PR - Sparkles wants to dance with you ! He says you're his new friend here ...Sparkles likes to tell me things

Bryce
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Wednesday, January 10, 2007 10:23 AM

PENGUIN

Clowns to the left of me…

...Jokers to the right...

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Wednesday, January 10, 2007 10:25 AM

That has to be the coolest thing I ever saw!

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Wednesday, January 10, 2007 10:32 AM

It also works well with llamas..Like Sparkles here

Bryce
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Wednesday, January 10, 2007 2:04 PM

TRAVELER

Don't stare at the llamas. They will hypnotize you. Then you'll start singing the............

Doom doom
Doom doom doom
Doom dooooooom
Doom doon

Doom doom
Doom and a doom
Doom dooooooom
Doom doom

Traveler

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Wednesday, January 10, 2007 2:15 PM

PENGUIN

Clowns to the left of me…

...Jokers to the right...

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Wednesday, January 10, 2007 2:25 PM

Penguin - why are you making the llamas go away ?
We need them for our experiments...

Traveler - here's an elephant sandwich with velveeta.

And the elephant is very fresh today..

Bryce
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Wednesday, January 10, 2007 2:28 PM

PENGUIN

Quote:
Originally posted by LittleAlbatross29:
Penguin - why are you making the llamas go away ?
We need them for our experiments...

I was afraid of the song...scary....very, very scary!

Clowns to the left of me…

...Jokers to the right...

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Wednesday, January 10, 2007 2:51 PM

TRAVELER

Velveeta.

I've been a good boy.

Traveler

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Wednesday, January 10, 2007 2:58 PM

Don't be frightened Penguin dear.

Sparkles will protect you and keep you from harm

Bryce
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Wednesday, January 10, 2007 5:44 PM

♪Here's a Dalek,
There's a Dalek,
And a bloody lot of Daleks
Funny Dalek,
Fuzzy Dalek,
Dalek, Dalek, Truck

Dalek, Dalek, Chula, Dalek,
Jagrafess, Slitheen, and Dalek,
Dalek, Dalek, TARDIS, Dalek,
Dalek, Dalek, Truck

I was once a human,
On Earth I'd laugh and play,
Then the Emperor Dalek came,
Stole my D.N.A.
Now I am an evil thing,
Killing is my fate,
I glide around the universe,
and shout EXTERMINATE!

Did you ever see a Dalek?
Touch a Dalek on the Dalek,
Dalek, Dalek tastes of Dalek,
Dalek, Dalek, Truck

Half a Dalek,
Twice of Dalek,
Not a Dalek,
Sarlacc, Dalek,
Dalek Emperor,
I dialed a Dalek,
Dalek, Truck,

Is it getting old now?
We're ready to invade,
The Doctor's trying to kill us all,
Look what Jack has made!
Now the plan is getting thin,
The Earth is out of luck,
Unless this girl can save the day,
with a yellow truck.♪

Why is the rum always gone?

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Wednesday, January 10, 2007 7:56 PM

Woman, you are completely off your nut.

Daleks, Daleks, everywhere and not a drop to drink. Ooo, thirsty now, I think I'll go have a little lie down then.

*snuggles up in a corner of the room*

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