The League Of Psychic Nutcases - Spork The Feisty Lemmings by daveshayne

You think you know--what's to come, what you are. You haven't even begun.

*runs in panting*
Have you seen them? Have you seen the lemmings?? I tracked them all the way here! I will spork them mightily when I find them!
*runs off again*
For the cuttlefish!!!

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Thursday, February 1, 2007 9:59 AM

Sporks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mmmmm jello!

Kelkhil

The Shirtless Forsaken

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Thursday, February 1, 2007 10:01 AM

Yes, and today the jello's got fish in it !Which is better than yesterday's nail filled jello.

Bryce

Throw your dreams into space like a kite, and you do not know what it will bring back; a new life, a new friend, a new love, a new country. -Anais Nin

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Thursday, February 1, 2007 10:04 AM

Are you threatening me????

I LIKE PIE!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kelkhil

The Shirtless Forsaken

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Thursday, February 1, 2007 10:07 AM

You think you know--what's to come, what you are. You haven't even begun.

*sporks the jello mightily with her mighty titanium spork*

Cinnamon!!! Cinnamon lemmings for the itching!

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Thursday, February 1, 2007 10:13 AM

BLACKBEANIE

*Face goes dark*
The lemmings must be sporked.
Then maybe, just maybe, the cactus will leave me alone.

The Crow: Serenity
Coming March-ish 2007

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Thursday, February 1, 2007 10:14 AM

Sporky,sporky,sporkety,spork....

Maybe if I sing loudly enough the great and mighty cuttlefish will appear and bring bagels..

Bryce
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Throw your dreams into space like a kite, and you do not know what it will bring back; a new life, a new friend, a new love, a new country. -Anais Nin

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Thursday, February 1, 2007 10:16 AM

or even better.... Pudding Pops!

Sporky, sporky, sporkety, spork.......

Kelkhil

The Shirtless Forsaken

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Thursday, February 1, 2007 10:23 AM

LA29 finds some pudding & rubs it in Kelkhil's hair.

Bryce
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Throw your dreams into space like a kite, and you do not know what it will bring back; a new life, a new friend, a new love, a new country. -Anais Nin

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Thursday, February 1, 2007 12:17 PM

*Kelkhil shaves his head and throws the pudding coated hair at LA29*

hair always grows back. Unless it doesn't and then you are bald!

*Skips out of the thread like Daffy Duck*

Kelkhil

The Shirtless Forsaken

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Thursday, February 1, 2007 12:23 PM

http://www.myspace.com/roxy_freefall

Ok - ewww.But funny .

LA29 takes Kelkhil's pudding hair & makes a very fine hat out of it to give to mighty cuttlefish .I know he'll like it very much.Perhaps I'll even be rewarded.

Bryce
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Throw your dreams into space like a kite, and you do not know what it will bring back; a new life, a new friend, a new love, a new country. -Anais Nin

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Thursday, February 1, 2007 12:32 PM

ROXYFREEFALL

Woman, you are completely off your nut.

*wanders in eating a Dark Side cupcake and looks the pudding hair hat over*

That is the nicest pudding hair hat I have ever seen, LA29! The Cuttlefish will be pleased! Hmmm, now where did I put my cheese cloth? I'm always losing that damn thing...

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Thursday, February 1, 2007 12:43 PM

http://www.myspace.com/roxy_freefall

Why thank you Roxy ! I worked on that hat for days ! Btw - got any more cupcakes ??

And I think I saw Sparkles wearing your cheese cloth earlier..he said something about a hot date..

Bryce
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Throw your dreams into space like a kite, and you do not know what it will bring back; a new life, a new friend, a new love, a new country. -Anais Nin

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Thursday, February 1, 2007 12:49 PM

ROXYFREEFALL

Woman, you are completely off your nut.

Hmmm, they are special Dark Side cupcakes. Are you sure you wish to turn to the Dark Side for it's sweet sprinkle laiden goodness?

Sparkles!! I hope he's wearing something else with that. It's a very revealing cheese cloth.

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Thursday, February 1, 2007 1:09 PM

Is it fly flavored ? If it is then I'm in.

Sparkles was wearing his tutu, as well as the cheese cloth.So he should be presentable, if not a bit risque..

Bryce
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Throw your dreams into space like a kite, and you do not know what it will bring back; a new life, a new friend, a new love, a new country. -Anais Nin

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Thursday, February 1, 2007 4:35 PM

"No power in the 'verse can stop me!"

Where are they?? Those sporkin' lemmings???

I see your Darkish side cup-cakes and I raise you a fly cemetery or two... OK make it 3!!

Now - since I got no sporks I will lure the lemmings out with my didgeridoo... and my friend, Ralph... his regular name is Obediah - but his traditional name is Ralph... I named him... do you like it?

Ooooops - got to go - the cuttle-fish saw me with his cheese cloth tu tu... he gets jealous that I look better than him...

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Thursday, February 1, 2007 4:44 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by magdalena:

It's didgerirific!

David

"Not completely as well as the series of Firefly..." - From a review of Serenity at amazon.de

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Thursday, February 1, 2007 4:59 PM

PENGUIN

*lets the lemming army in the back door*

King of the Mythical Land that is Iowa

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Thursday, February 1, 2007 5:53 PM

*is sent into a scared-out-of-his-pants- singing frenzy by the lemmings*

"My name is Yahn Yahnsen,
I live in Wisconsin,
I work in a lumber yard there!"

Why is the rum always gone?

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Thursday, February 1, 2007 6:18 PM

He cuts down trees, he skips and jumps,
He likes to press wild flowers.
He puts on women's clothing
And hangs around.... In bars???????
He's a lumberjack, and he's okay,
He sleeps all night and he works all day.

Bryce
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Throw your dreams into space like a kite, and you do not know what it will bring back; a new life, a new friend, a new love, a new country. -Anais Nin

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Thursday, February 1, 2007 6:27 PM

*sneaks up behind LA29*

BURMA!!!!

Why is the rum always gone?

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Thursday, February 1, 2007 6:44 PM

Ack ! You made me drop my chesse shampoo!

And now I can't stop laughing.In fact I may never stop ....

Bryce
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Throw your dreams into space like a kite, and you do not know what it will bring back; a new life, a new friend, a new love, a new country. -Anais Nin

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Thursday, February 1, 2007 6:56 PM

*Freakazoid* I'M FREE!, I'M FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! *comes to a halt* you know, now would be a perfect time to have a conversation with my inner child

Freakazoid VO: Timmy? Timmy???

Timmy VO: Hello, I've grown quite large

Freakazoid VO: I've brought you shorts

Timmy VO: thank you, I can't come out because of my girth

Freakazoid VO: I've brought you a diet book as well

Timmy VO: I think we've taken this gag as far as it can go

*freakazoid zaps away*

Why is the rum always gone?

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Thursday, February 1, 2007 8:24 PM

"No power in the 'verse can stop me!"

Oh dear - it went that way... it's still going Guy!!! YOu thought it had lready gone... as far as it could... but it didn't I mean - it hadn't... and now Ralph is a lumberjack... and I am not at all sure he is OK...

Oh dear... now there's cheese shampoo on my drink bottle - don't get me wrong I like cheese shampoo... but those giggles you've got are making the aftershave go all squiggly... and there is so little left of the gravy too...

Now I'll never get the red dye out!

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Friday, February 2, 2007 1:18 AM

Add some mayonaise and you should be just fine Magda ! In fact that should be my motto, if I ever start having a motto.
I just really like that word motto.

motto.

Fnord.

Bryce
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Throw your dreams into space like a kite, and you do not know what it will bring back; a new life, a new friend, a new love, a new country. -Anais Nin

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Friday, February 2, 2007 1:21 AM

Lemmings need nurbel zip TrEEEE!!!!!!

"A government is a body of people, usually notably ungoverned." http://www.myspace.com/6ixstringjack

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Friday, February 2, 2007 1:32 AM

The lemmings will be captured by Sparkles our Dancing bear.Then we will feed them to the mighty Cuttlefish in hopes of a reward.

Bagels perhaps.

Bryce
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Throw your dreams into space like a kite, and you do not know what it will bring back; a new life, a new friend, a new love, a new country. -Anais Nin

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Friday, February 2, 2007 1:47 AM

Boooooo Sparkles! Boooooo Cuttlefish!

Yay Bagles!

"A government is a body of people, usually notably ungoverned." http://www.myspace.com/6ixstringjack

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Friday, February 2, 2007 2:11 AM

You think you know--what's to come, what you are. You haven't even begun.

*sporks the lemming army with her mighty spork of mightiness*

The cuttlefish will be pleased

Sometimes there is a sunset. In that sunset is cottage cheese. Sometimes the cottage cheese gets into the ketchup and then there are lemmings. If you present the lemmings to the cuttlefish on a mighty titanium spork, the ears will stop crying.
Don't cry little ears. You're safe now.

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Friday, February 2, 2007 2:17 AM

But they're so cute and cuddley. How can you be so heartless PR?

"A government is a body of people, usually notably ungoverned." http://www.myspace.com/6ixstringjack

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Friday, February 2, 2007 2:21 AM

http://www.myspace.com/roxy_freefall

You think you know--what's to come, what you are. You haven't even begun.

The ears! The ears and the peroxcide! Teakettle bubbling and then the lemmings come and they are itchy. Walk, walk, walk, go nowhere. Tease. Make them dizzy. And then the cuttlefish gives us bagels.
And have you ever tried to give directions to lemmings? All the little details, and it hurts when they go splatter. Sporks are comfortable and they can be locked away and cared for.

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Friday, February 2, 2007 2:34 AM

GLADIATOR32

The Cuttlefish is pleased with the recent activities of the nutcases. The Cuttlefish will grant one wish to all nutcases. Do not tell The Cuttlefish, or anyone your wish, or it will not be granted. Simply think it, and it will be yours. Oh, and The Cuttelfish has put a never-ending plate of bagels in the corner for everyone to enjoy. Behold, The Cuttelfish has spoken!

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Friday, February 2, 2007 3:18 AM

BLACKBEANIE

*Runs away*
Bagels are the gateway to Hell!

The Crow: Serenity
Coming March-ish 2007

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Friday, February 2, 2007 3:34 AM

ROXYFREEFALL

Woman, you are completely off your nut.

Oh Blackbeanie, the gateway to Hell bagels are for later when we've all proven our evil ways. Eat the cinnamon raisin ones, they are rather nice.

So is the nutcase world safe of naughty lil lemmings or should I get my enchanted lemming sword...

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Friday, February 2, 2007 4:20 AM

BLACKBEANIE

Oh.
*Eats a cinnamon raisin bagel*
Tastes like sunshine and wool. And it's nice.

The Crow: Serenity
Coming March-ish 2007

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Friday, February 2, 2007 8:04 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Penguin:
*lets the lemming army in the back door*

*Spork, spork, spork, spork, spork, spork, spork, spork, spork, spork, spork, spork, spork, spork, spork, spork, spork, spork, spork, spork, spork, spork, spork, spork, spork, spork, spork, spork, spork, spork, spork, spork, spork, spork, spork, spork, spork, spork, spork, spork, spork, spork, spork, spork, spork, spork, spork, spork.

There. All sporked.

David

"Not completely as well as the series of Firefly..." - From a review of Serenity at amazon.de

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Friday, February 2, 2007 9:23 AM

Quote:

spork

MINE, MINE, GIVE, MINE!!

Why is the rum always gone?

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Friday, February 2, 2007 11:54 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Guywhowantsafireflyofhisown:
Quote:

spork

MINE, MINE, GIVE, MINE!!

Liar! All of those sporks are mine and mine alone. You may have a laddlethough.

David

"Not completely as well as the series of Firefly..." - From a review of Serenity at amazon.de

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Friday, February 2, 2007 12:07 PM

PENGUIN

Quote:
Originally posted by daveshayne:
Quote:
Originally posted by Penguin:
*lets the lemming army in the back door*

*Spork, spork, spork, spork, spork, spork, spork, spork, spork, spork, spork, spork, spork, spork, spork, spork, spork, spork, spork, spork, spork, spork, spork, spork, spork, spork, spork, spork, spork, spork, spork, spork, spork, spork, spork, spork, spork, spork, spork, spork, spork, spork, spork, spork, spork, spork, spork, spork.

You must be tired!

King of the Mythical Land that is Iowa

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Friday, February 2, 2007 12:57 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Penguin:
You must be tired!

Not particularly. I have stamina.

David

"Not completely as well as the series of Firefly..." - From a review of Serenity at amazon.de

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Friday, February 2, 2007 1:16 PM

KAYNA

I love my captain

Does anyone here know the meaning of the word Glarble? Glarble Glarble!

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Op: You're fighting a war you've already lost.
Mal: Yeah, well I'm known for that.

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Friday, February 2, 2007 1:26 PM

GLADIATOR32

Something to do with chickens?? Oh wait, that's 'gobble'...

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Friday, February 2, 2007 1:50 PM

Maybe lemurs ?
But be on your guard , they're sneaky and can't be trusted.

Bryce
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Throw your dreams into space like a kite, and you do not know what it will bring back; a new life, a new friend, a new love, a new country. -Anais Nin

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Friday, February 2, 2007 2:29 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Kayna:
Does anyone here know the meaning of the word Glarble? Glarble Glarble!

Glarble (verb) To perform scenes from the movie Gone With The Wind whilst underwater.

David

"Not completely as well as the series of Firefly..." - From a review of Serenity at amazon.de

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Friday, February 2, 2007 3:10 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by PhoenixRose:
Walk, walk, walk, go nowhere. Tease. Make them dizzy.......
And have you ever tried to give directions to lemmings?

LIES! LIES! ALL LIES!!!!!!!

Don't believe the propoganda. In 1958, Disney corp., the same entity who poisoned all of our minds with fairy tales and happily ever after dreams, started the viscious assult on the intellect and abilitys of the poor cute little lemmings. Since then they have been subject to hurtful accusations of stupidity, thoughtless sporking, slaughter by the 1,000's as sacrafice to the cuttlefish and numerous videogames for Nintendo and the PC, further spreading the lies that they are unintelligent, suicidal beings.

And Disney did it all by forcing them to jump off the cliff while video taping it.

Don't believe me? Check it out here:
http://www.snopes.com/disney/films/lemmings.htm

Please stop the madness!. Only you can prevent the genocide.

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Friday, February 2, 2007 4:41 PM

"No power in the 'verse can stop me!"

Quote:
Originally posted by Kayna:
Does anyone here know the meaning of the word Glarble? Glarble Glarble!

No - but I know the meaning of the word "snurgle"... will that help?

I like snurgling in bed on a Saturday morning when I have nowhere else to be...

snuggly gurgles... *sigh*

Oh dear - don't you know that Walt Disney is the Great and Might Cuttlefish?? Now you might make him cross and send all the bagels away for the weekend...

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Friday, February 2, 2007 7:06 PM

Today's word is fallaciousness. Try to use it in all of your casual conversations.

David

"Not completely as well as the series of Firefly..." - From a review of Serenity at amazon.de

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Friday, February 2, 2007 7:22 PM

"No power in the 'verse can stop me!"

No... not only do I resent the fallaciousness of that suggestion that we fallaciousness-ly use words for the fallousiousness reason of simply adding fallaciousness to our ever fallacious conversation - I am irrationally and fallaciousnssly have a morbid fear of the fallaciousnesisarily-ity-ness of...

Oh look... a dragon!!

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Friday, February 2, 2007 7:38 PM