The League Of Psychic Nutcases - The Donkeys Are Not Best Pleased by daveshayne

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The League Of Psychic Nutcases - The Donkeys Are Not Best Pleased

POSTED BY: DAVESHAYNE
UPDATED: Friday, March 23, 2007 05:32
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Friday, March 2, 2007 7:08 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by RoxyFreefall:
SHHHHH!! Y'all are so loud! You'll drive the cat to drink!

Well, yeah. Can't 'ave 'im driving 'imself. Drunk cat driving is a serious offence in this jurisdiction.

David

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Friday, March 2, 2007 9:08 AM

SOMEBODY P****ED OFF THE DONKEYS?!?!?!

ooooh, you guys are for it....

two by two, hooves of blue.

Isn't sanity really a one trick pony, anyway? I mean all you get is one trick, rational thinking! But when you're good and crazy...ooh hoo hoo hoo... the skys the limit!
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Friday, March 2, 2007 9:30 AM

King of the Mythical Land that is Iowa

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Friday, March 2, 2007 9:32 AM

Penquin:Defining 'fast like a freak since forever'

Hee hee, LOOK! PROOF!

Isn't sanity really a one trick pony, anyway? I mean all you get is one trick, rational thinking! But when you're good and crazy...ooh hoo hoo hoo... the skys the limit!
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Friday, March 2, 2007 9:43 AM

You were busy trying to get yourself lit on fire. It happens.

Quote:
Originally posted by seryn:
SOMEBODY P****ED OFF THE DONKEYS?!?!?!

::points to LittleAlbatross::

The challah (sp?) made her do it.

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Friday, March 2, 2007 10:37 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by yinyang:
challah (sp?)

Yup. Or you could spell it hallah or khala or khale. The trick is pronouncing it.

David

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Friday, March 2, 2007 10:48 AM

eh?

Isn't sanity really a one trick pony, anyway? I mean all you get is one trick, rational thinking! But when you're good and crazy...ooh hoo hoo hoo... the skys the limit!
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Friday, March 2, 2007 11:04 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by seryn:
eh?

It's pronounced (clear your throat)alla. More or less.

David

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Friday, March 2, 2007 11:27 AM

well I don't over much care how it's pronounced, it tastes fantastic and makes the world's best french toast!!!

Maybe we should feed some Challah bread french toast to the donkeys and then they'd be very pleased:)

"I'm not all that interested in the mental health of people who want to kill me. "- Leroy Jethro Gibbs

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Friday, March 2, 2007 1:34 PM

LITTLEALBATROSS29

LA29 uses her magic wand to first clean herself off from the mood goo( GUY!!!) ,and then poofs everyone challah french toast with lots of butter,syrup & strawberries !!!

Good idea MSG !

I can say Challah ,and Channukah too !And Chaverim....(friends in hebrew )

LA29 them uses her wand to cover Guy in fish.

Bryce
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"Your brother Numfar did the dance of joy for three moons. Numfar! Do the dance of joy."

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Friday, March 2, 2007 1:43 PM

GUYWHOWANTSAFIREFLYOFHISOWN

I. Hate. fish.

*calls in Slimer to coat LA29 several times, and then again each time she cleans herself off*

never cover me with fish.

Why is the rum always gone?

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Friday, March 2, 2007 2:06 PM

LITTLEALBATROSS29

LA29 gives Guy a huge slimy hug !!!

Bryce
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"Your brother Numfar did the dance of joy for three moons. Numfar! Do the dance of joy."

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Friday, March 2, 2007 4:20 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by msg:
Maybe we should feed some Challah bread french toast to the donkeys and then they'd be very pleased:)

Yes, I'm sure that will please them.

David

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Friday, March 2, 2007 4:44 PM

You were busy trying to get yourself lit on fire. It happens.

Quote:
Originally posted by daveshayne:
Quote:
Originally posted by msg:
Maybe we should feed some Challah bread french toast to the donkeys and then they'd be very pleased:)

Yes, I'm sure that will please them.

But... won't we have to fish it out of LittleAlbatross??

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Friday, March 2, 2007 4:54 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by yinyang:
Quote:
Originally posted by daveshayne:
Quote:
Originally posted by msg:
Maybe we should feed some Challah bread french toast to the donkeys and then they'd be very pleased:)

Yes, I'm sure that will please them.

But... won't we have to fish it out of LittleAlbatross??

No. I have an cunning plan. We bake two batches of challah. One in full view of LA and the other cleverly disguised as a street theater production of "The Scottish Play". While LittleAlbatross is busily devouring what she thinks is all the challah we wheel the secret batch over to the griddle for french toasting. Easy peasy.

David

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Friday, March 2, 2007 5:12 PM

You were busy trying to get yourself lit on fire. It happens.

But where's the donkey?!

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Friday, March 2, 2007 5:15 PM

King of the Mythical Land that is Iowa

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Friday, March 2, 2007 5:24 PM

You were busy trying to get yourself lit on fire. It happens.

I hate you all.

Shouldn't the energy necessary to keep that... blue-hooved... creep alive exceed the amount he can produce, both aerobically and anaerobically? He can't make enough ATP!

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Friday, March 2, 2007 5:45 PM

"No power in the 'verse can stop me!"

Oh now you mention it Yin Yang... Yes!

Oh and i can also pronounce Llanneath and Llandudno... see? (slearsthroat)lannead (clearsthroat)landudnoo... I have a Welsh name - that makes me fluent in Welsh words when i want to be...

lies on the floor with her basket of kittens, her flower and her french toast and sings a little song... *

"Oh mares eat oats and does eat oats and little lambs eat ivy a kid'll eat ivy too.. wouldn't you?"

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Saturday, March 3, 2007 4:52 AM

LITTLEALBATROSS29

Magda , I'm confused .
What is it I'm supposed to be doing ?

Bryce
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"Your brother Numfar did the dance of joy for three moons. Numfar! Do the dance of joy."

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Saturday, March 3, 2007 6:00 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by LittleAlbatross29:
Magda , I'm confused .
What is it I'm supposed to be doing ?

Eating all of the challah before it can be made into french toast for the donkeys.

David

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Sunday, March 4, 2007 1:14 AM

"No power in the 'verse can stop me!"

Quote:
Originally posted by LittleAlbatross29:
Magda , I'm confused .
What is it I'm supposed to be doing ?
Bryce

Well it's lucky I'm not confused then...

*points*
It went that way... and mind the watermelons - they grow all over the place at this time of year and we can't do a thing with them...

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Sunday, March 4, 2007 10:25 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by magdalena:
mind the watermelons - they grow all over the place at this time of year and we can't do a thing with them...

We could make watermellon daiquiris.

David

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Monday, March 5, 2007 1:04 PM

I prefer watermelons to bananas. Watermelons ain't as loud, and don't upset the woodpeckers...

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Monday, March 5, 2007 6:09 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Gladiator32:
and don't upset the woodpeckers...

And the last thing we need here is upset woodpeckers.

David

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Monday, March 5, 2007 6:12 PM

You were busy trying to get yourself lit on fire. It happens.

Everybody needs to just not be upsetting anyone. Deep breaths.

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Monday, March 5, 2007 6:16 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by yinyang:
Deep breaths.

I still think watermellon daiquiris are the way to go.

David

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Monday, March 5, 2007 8:50 PM

Roger, Roger. What's our vector, Victor?

I will think of a signature later. It will be so stunningly brilliant your entire life will pale into insignificance when compared to the few words that will be written here.

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Tuesday, March 6, 2007 5:17 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by TrueBlue:
Roger, Roger. What's our vector, Victor?

Do we have clearance, Clarence?

David

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Thursday, March 8, 2007 11:55 AM

LITTLEALBATROSS29

Shirley you can't be serious...

Bryce
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Thursday, March 8, 2007 12:24 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by LittleAlbatross29:
Shirley you can't be serious...

Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.

David

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Thursday, March 8, 2007 3:30 PM

I can make a hat or a brooch or a pterodactyl...

King of the Mythical Land that is Iowa

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Thursday, March 8, 2007 4:43 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Penguin:
I can make a hat or a brooch or a pterodactyl...

Give me Ham on five, hold the Mayo.

David

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Thursday, March 8, 2007 8:35 PM

"No power in the 'verse can stop me!"

sorry I washed them all - we will have to wait a week until they dry out... in the mean time...

Tupperware!!

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Friday, March 9, 2007 4:32 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by magdalena:
sorry I washed them all - we will have to wait a week until they dry out... in the mean time...

Tupperware!!

Do you have any of the quart containers? You know the tall ones for soup?

David

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Friday, March 9, 2007 4:18 PM

You were busy trying to get yourself lit on fire. It happens.

The donkey can have mine. I suspect trouble.

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Friday, March 9, 2007 5:01 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by yinyang:
The donkey can have mine. I suspect trouble.

Trouble is our business. Or is suspicion our business? I can never remember. Could somebody take a look at the bylaws and tell me if our business is trouble or suspicion? Or maybe our business is donkey mining. Do we own any donkey mines? How about mule orchards? Surely we own an ox farm at least? Anybody?

David

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Friday, March 9, 2007 5:58 PM

You were busy trying to get yourself lit on fire. It happens.

Didn't we hire the donkeys to mine suspicion? Or am I left?

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Saturday, March 10, 2007 5:07 AM

"No power in the 'verse can stop me!"

no... no... you're not left... as usual...

I can see we're going to have to dangle some carrots if we're going to achieve anything here at all...

*goes around the room hanging carrots from the ceiling*

Then there will be time for the bilby to help us with the snacks... and then, maybe, we can all get a good night's sleep!

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Saturday, March 10, 2007 5:51 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by yinyang:
Didn't we hire the donkeys to mine suspicion? Or am I left?

Remember three lefts make a right.

David

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Saturday, March 10, 2007 6:40 AM

LITTLEALBATROSS29

Nothing is right...everything is askew !!!
But that's how I like it !

Bryce

"Your brother Numfar did the dance of joy for three moons. Numfar! Do the dance of joy."

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Saturday, March 10, 2007 7:21 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by LittleAlbatross29:
Nothing is right...everything is askew !!!

Askew? That means cockeyed! I learned that watching a show about vampires!

David

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Saturday, March 10, 2007 7:39 AM

LITTLEALBATROSS29

Alien clown vampires ???

Bryce
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Saturday, March 10, 2007 8:10 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by LittleAlbatross29:
Alien clown vampires ???

No just regular everyday vampires, silly. Everybody knows Aliens don't exist. No matter what loud men in strange hats might say around space docks. And Clowns are a myth too.

David

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Saturday, March 10, 2007 8:48 AM

LITTLEALBATROSS29

If I clap my hands will the clowns be real ?

Bryce
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Saturday, March 10, 2007 9:08 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by LittleAlbatross29:
If I clap my hands will the clowns be real ?

You might have to stomp your feet as well. Also I understand that pursuivantly pirouetting in a pink tutu is probably proper. Anyhow you have to do what works for you.

David

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Saturday, March 10, 2007 11:25 AM

LITTLEALBATROSS29

'Cause I'm happy & I know it ,I'll clap my hands & stamp my feet !!!

Bryce
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Figures... first time on the Core,what do I get to do? -- dig through trash. Why couldn't he send me shopping at the triplex, or --
Ooh, synchronizers!

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Saturday, March 10, 2007 12:27 PM

You were busy trying to get yourself lit on fire. It happens.

How can they hear?
Clowns don't have ears!

My eyes are not here.
They went to a party there.
We don't know that yet.

Avocado.

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Saturday, March 10, 2007 12:35 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by yinyang:
How can they hear?
Clowns don't have ears!

But the walls have ears. And the walls know sign language.

David

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Sunday, March 11, 2007 5:57 AM

"No power in the 'verse can stop me!"

Quote:
Originally posted by daveshayne:
Quote:
Originally posted by yinyang:
How can they hear?
Clowns don't have ears!

But the walls have ears. And the walls know sign language.

But the blue tac melted and the signs all fell off the walls... pity - now we'll never find the dishwashing liquid which we know we should soak in... *sigh*

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