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The Sereni-Tree: A Day At The Races

POSTED BY: THEREALME
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Wednesday, August 24, 2005 3:32 AM

CALLMESERENITY


*Meanwhile, Serenity and Patience swim back to shore and head through the thick, trackless forest, dodging trees and fallen logs as they go. They soon lose sight of their fellow competitors and, well, everything else.*

Serenity, First Officer of Destiny

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Wednesday, August 24, 2005 4:20 AM

THEREALME


Quote:

Originally posted by cozen:
Molly! Martha... hovercraft? Spiderdinner. Why'd I give away my gorram helicopter?! The pain. The pain. Creme brulee. My first kiss just for the adventure of it was in a linen closet and is that meaningful? Inarachocolate.



Hmmmm... Cozen's sorta conscious, but sounds sorta... crazy. Except for the Inarachocolate.

* TheRealMe turns off the hose, then picks up Cozen and carries him to the Infirmary. He straps Cozen into a bed next to where Molly the Parrot is being tended by the autodoc. Next, he idly picks up the power drill that he acquired from the "Destiny" thread. He revs it a few times, just to see the drill bit spin. *

Hmmm... Wonder if I should try a little exploratory brain surgery?

Naw!

* TheRealMe wanders off with the power drill, looking to make a hole in SOMETHING. *


The Real Me, First Officer of the Sereni-Tree

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Wednesday, August 24, 2005 4:30 AM

CALLMESERENITY


*thinks to herself as Patience hurdles another log in the dense forest they are currently traversing*

I wonder if anyone can find use for those spare pieces of lumber I've got stored in that back closet of my SereniGarden. If someone had a drill and some screws, I bet they could make a lovely spice rack for the kitchen. Especially as there's some sandpaper and paint and wood glue in the closet, too. We really could use a spice rack for the kitchen.

(Okay, not very subtle, but TRM with power tools makes me anxious. I felt he needed a creative outlet.)

Serenity, First Officer of Destiny

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Wednesday, August 24, 2005 4:37 AM

THEREALME


* Bride6 slowly becomes conscious to find Prudence licking her face. *

What? Prudence? Oh, my!

* Sniffs. *

Prudence? Is that... that... SPIDER BREATH?

* Bride6 faints again. *



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Wednesday, August 24, 2005 4:41 AM

THEREALME


Quote:

Serenity wrote:
I wonder if anyone can find use for those spare pieces of lumber I've got stored in that back closet of my SereniGarden. If someone had a drill and some screws, I bet they could make a lovely spice rack for the kitchen. Especially as there's some sandpaper and paint and wood glue in the closet, too. We really could use a spice rack for the kitchen.



* TheRealMe picks up somewhat on Serenity's telepathy. *

Say, with this drill, some lumber, and some screws (and we always have a screw loose around here) I could build us something.

I could build us a rack!

* TheRealMe takes some tools, some nails and screws, and some lumber down to the Sereni-Tree's toruture chamber. *


The Real Me, First Officer of the Sereni-Tree

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Wednesday, August 24, 2005 6:14 AM

JAKE7


Quote:

Originally posted by PsychicRiver:
Jake7, please take the reigns.



**PR suddenly shoves the reins into jake7's hands**

But...um...I don't know how to control a horse!!

**she closes her eyes, grips tight and hopes for the best...*

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MAL: Everybody's makin' a fuss.

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Wednesday, August 24, 2005 9:00 AM

SOULOFSERENITY

The Man They Call Soul...


After the sudden event with the Cozenroaches, Soul decides that he's had enough air for one day. He returns to the SereniTREE and begins looking for Static, who he hasn't seen in a while. He visits the bridge, and upon finding it empty is about to leave when a crackle of static emerges from the speakers. Soul looks over to see Emma's face on one of the computer screens.

"Emma?"

Emma begins to speak as if she hadn't heard Soul.

"To whoever recieves this, Rat and I have been captured by a Degassian warship, the Doe Marr. They seem to be a bit upset with me for some events that took place the last time I was here. They are preparing to board the Admiral Nelson so this may be the last message I can send. We were enroute to Degas 1, but I don't know where they'll take us from here. If anyone recieves this, I really wouldn't mind some help, because we may need it." Someone mumbles something and Emma looks to the side. "Oh, al right!" She turns back. "Rat would like some root beer if you can bring any." The screen goes black and silent.

"Why does Emma seem more and more like Vala?" Soul asks the empty room as he shakes his head and grabs the intercom, keying in TheRealMe's handheld. "Me, we seem to have a problem. Emma and Rat have gone and gotten themselves captured. I'm going to go ahead and form a rescue party and go after them. Could you let everyone know?"

______________________

Soul, Security Chief of the Sereni-Tree, Captain of Destiny.

Mantichorus: "So is there a reason they call you 'Soul'?"
Soul (after a long pause): "Yeah. Because I have one."

http://havenofsouls.blogspot.com/

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Wednesday, August 24, 2005 2:49 PM

THEREALME


Huh? Who is Vala? Oh, never mind.

* TheRealMe continues to listen to SoulofSerenity on his com-link, then nods. *

Right. I was afraid that something like this might happen with those two. Unfortunately, the Sereni-Tree is not spaceworthy just now, what with the recent Cozenbug attacks.

Soul, why don’t you select a hand-picked crew and go after Emma and Rat in one of our remaining shuttles, the Grant , Lee , or Napoleon? The rest of us will follow in the Sereni-Tree once it’s ready.

* TheRealMe calls up a list on his com-link. *

Soul, make sure you have a decent pilot with you. Let’s see… Hmmmm…. On my list are Emma, Jet, Mai, Rat, Static, TheGreyJedi, ThatWeirdGirl, and me. Oh, yeah, and Bride5 recently completed her training course. Those are just the ones I know about. We might have other pilots. Let’s see, Static and Grey seem to have gone into a torpor, and I’m going to need Jet to help me with repairs to the ship. Talk to Mai, ThatWeirdGirl, or Bride5, then. Oh, and if you can find the Rat-clone, he probably is a pilot, too.

And take some fighters with you.




The Real Me, First Officer of the Sereni-Tree

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Wednesday, August 24, 2005 2:52 PM

THEREALME


* BACK ON THE ISLAND: *

* With a tired sigh, the pifflepony Prudence bends down, grabs the unconscious Bride6 with her teeth, and deposits her in the saddle on Prudence’s back. Bride6 slumps forward against Prudence’s mane. Then Prudence strolls over to Needleseye’s campfire, kicking kissies out of her way as she goes. At the fire, Prudence bends down to slurp up some more of Needleseye’s fire-roasted spiders. Prudence smacks her lips and turns to Needleseye. *

Delicious! Thanks! Once I’m done with my mistress’ stupid race, I’ll try to get back here for some more. Hey, have you tried roasting some of those damnable kissies? I bet they would be good, too!

* With that, Prudence grabs a four-leaf clover in her mouth and prepares to return to the race, trampling kissies as she goes. *


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Thursday, August 25, 2005 2:41 AM

SOULOFSERENITY

The Man They Call Soul...


Quote:

Originally posted by TheRealMe:
Huh? Who is Vala? Oh, never mind.




Vala. From SG-1. Oh, never mind.

"Let's see."

Soul stares down at the list in his hand.

"If Static is around, he would be ideal for this mission, but if not, I will need TWG. As far as fighters go, I'll need Jazaf, Bride2 looks promising, Serenity would be good, and probably Ath as well. Of course, then Lissa would have to come..."

Soul shakes his head and picks up the intercom, repeating Emma's message and his list to everyone in and around the SereniTREE.

"Well, that's my list. Anyone else who wants to volunteer, the more the merrier. We're meeting in the shuttle bay and heading out in fifteen minutes. I've got a feeling that time is of the essence here."

______________________

Soul, Security Chief of the Sereni-Tree, Captain of Destiny.

Mantichorus: "So is there a reason they call you 'Soul'?"
Soul (after a long pause): "Yeah. Because I have one."

http://havenofsouls.blogspot.com/

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Thursday, August 25, 2005 2:55 AM

CALLMESERENITY


*Serenity and Patience exit the dense forest and head down the straight shot towards the red bell. Patience speeds up, going faster than she ever has before. Serenity reaches up to hit the bell as they fly past. She lets her slightly chomped four leaf clover flutter away behind her. They keep going, full speed, heading straight for SereniTREE. As they charge up the ramp, Patience skids to a stop as Serenity spreads her wings to help slow them down. She dismounts and breaks into a run, coming to a dead stop in front of Soul. She is slightly out of breath.*

Hey, I heard what's going on through my comm link watch. *holds up wrist* (Everyone should get one, they're dead useful.) And I'd like to come. Just let me grab my katanas.

*Patience, meanwhile, heads over to the pifflebarn, where she eats and drinks her fill, then goes rolling around in the dandelions. All in all, a good day for her.*

Serenity, First Officer of Destiny

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Thursday, August 25, 2005 3:59 AM

BRIDE2


Well, I got my things packed and I got my swords. Uh, Sensei, we're going, right?


Bride2

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Thursday, August 25, 2005 5:28 AM

PSYCHICRIVER


*Gallops!*

*Is gaining on Serenity when all of a sudden a four leaf clovers blows into his eye.*

Oww!

*PR grabs his eye, and falls off Ororo!*

*Jake7 looks back...*

Go on! Keep going! *PR says with one eye open*

*He rund his hand over his head and then feels something in his hand, he looks, it's a four-leaf clover.*

A clover?

The clover! I forgot!

*He shoots his hand out, and the four-leaf clover zooms towards Jake7 and Ororo.*

Owww...

PsychicRiver

"Two by two, hands of blue."
"We'll take care of each other. I'll knit!"

Summer Glau to me - "You are so photogenic."

Me -

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Thursday, August 25, 2005 5:38 AM

LISSA


*lissa packs her bazooka.*

we'll have to bring lissa, eh?

~lissa, retired spwhore

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Thursday, August 25, 2005 5:56 AM

CALLMESERENITY


*Serenity returns with her katanas in time to see lissa packing up her bazooka.*

Alright! Lissa's coming!

*They high-five.*

Serenity, First Officer of Destiny

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Thursday, August 25, 2005 6:08 AM

JAKE7


Quote:

Originally posted by PsychicRiver:
*He shoots his hand out, and the four-leaf clover zooms towards Jake7 and Ororo.*



**Somehow jake7 catches the clover and tucks it behind her ear without falling off the horse she has no idea how to control. She talks to the horse**

Ororo, we've already lost this race... We need to get PR. If you can understand what I'm saying, let's whip back, pick him up and finish this thing! We can at least take second!

**Amazingly, Ororo takes a wide turn and tears back to where PR fell off. As he and jake7 reach PR, Ororo puts his head down and basically scoops PR back on. Jake7 hands the reins back to PR**

Here, you can have these. I've got the clover. Let's go!

**Ororo is already turning and gallops back toward the bell**

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MAL: Everybody's makin' a fuss.

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Thursday, August 25, 2005 7:53 AM

THATWEIRDGIRL


*beep*
To whoever recieves this, Rat and I have been captured by a Degassian warship, the Doe Marr. They seem to be a bit upset with me for some events that took place the last time I was here. They are preparing to board the Admiral Nelson so this may be the last message I can send. We were enroute to Degas 1, but I don't know where they'll take us from here. If anyone recieves this, I really wouldn't mind some help, because we may need it." Someone mumbles something and Emma looks to the side. "Oh, al right!" She turns back. "Rat would like some root beer if you can bring any.
*beep*
*twg’s eyes slowly open*

I need to go help Soul….why do I feel numb?

*tries to move legs..nothing…tries to move fingers….nothing…tries to sit up….nothing*

I don’t know what’s wrong with me. Where is everyone? Static? Simon? I just laid down for a quick nap…Looks like Simon was here for a bit…ow, my head hurts…I, my eyes are blurry…

*tries to move her head…she sees blood…her blood….and a web*

Frack! I should have known not to go to sleep during a lull, something was bound to happen…well, maybe someone will come looking for me…

*she pushes the little red button on her wrist communicator that Serenity gave her…she passes out*


www.thatweirdgirl.com
---
"...turn right at the corner then skip two blocks...no, SKIP, the hopping-like thing kids do...Why? Why not?"

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Thursday, August 25, 2005 8:03 AM

SIMONWHO


*wrist communicator bleeps*

Hello? Hello? Someone there? Hellooooooo?

Bah, no answer, must be a wrong number.

Now then, I was going to deal with a few injuries and...

*beep beep beep*

HELLO! CAN YOU HEAR ME? HELLO?

Hmm. Let me see, caller ID, caller ID, ah there it is. Ooo, it's twg. And she's not responding. Probably in trouble again. Must be Thursday.

*starts to rewire his wrist communicator as a homing device*

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Thursday, August 25, 2005 8:17 AM

PSYCHICRIVER


Quote:

Originally posted by jake7:
**Amazingly, Ororo takes a wide turn and tears back to where PR fell off. As he and jake7 reach PR, Ororo puts his head down and basically scoops PR back on. Jake7 hands the reins back to PR**

Here, you can have these. I've got the clover. Let's go!

**Ororo is already turning and gallops back toward the bell**

Whoa! *Grabs reigns*

Giddy-up, giddy-up!!

*Gallop*

Quote:

Originally posted by SimonWho:

Hmm. Let me see, caller ID, caller ID, ah there it is. Ooo, it's twg. And she's not responding. Probably in trouble again. Must be Thursday.

*starts to rewire his wrist communicator as a homing device*



*Sighs...how long is this going to take?? PR rolls his eyes and shakes his head* Those two..

*Thinks, to Simons mind... "She's in her bedroom..."

PsychicRiver

"Two by two, hands of blue."
"We'll take care of each other. I'll knit!"
"I swallowed a bug."

Summer Glau to me - "You are so photogenic."

Me -

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Thursday, August 25, 2005 8:27 AM

THATWEIRDGIRL


THIS POST IS NOT PART OF THE PLOT:

Quote:

Originally posted by SimonWho:
Hmm. Let me see, caller ID, caller ID, ah there it is. Ooo, it's twg. And she's not responding. Probably in trouble again. Must be Thursday.



Did anyone else hear a bit of Eeyore here, "Must be Thursday"?

I'm glad my DID talents still exist...though I really should take a more active role...





www.thatweirdgirl.com
---
"...turn right at the corner then skip two blocks...no, SKIP, the hopping-like thing kids do...Why? Why not?"

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Thursday, August 25, 2005 9:06 AM

CALLMESERENITY


Quote:

Originally posted by thatweirdgirl:


*she pushes the little red button on her wrist communicator that Serenity gave her…she passes out*



Glad to see SOMEBODY's using the wrist communicators I gave out!

Serenity, First Officer of Destiny

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Thursday, August 25, 2005 4:36 PM

JAZAF


'Well. The race was cool enough.' Jazaf turns to the ship, rubbing his hands in anticipation, 'But now for some real excitement!'

Jazaf checks his back to see if he still has his katana. Confirming it's existence Jazaf heads into the Sereni-TREE. On the way he passes Duece who was strapping on her two blades. She looks to him hopefully and he gives her an approving nod. 'We're not gonna miss this.'



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Mystery Man on the Sereni-Tree
Navigator on Destiny

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Thursday, August 25, 2005 4:39 PM

CALLMEATH


Quote:

Originally posted by SoulOfSerenity:

"If Static is around, he would be ideal for this mission, but if not, I will need TWG. As far as fighters go, I'll need Jazaf, Bride2 looks promising, Serenity would be good, and probably Ath as well. Of course, then Lissa would have to come..."




*Ath, after hearing Soul's message, heads back into his room and digs through his weapons chest.*

It'll be close quarters, I imagine?

*He pulls out a pair of daggers, a wakazashi, a brace of throwing knives, and a small bow, complete with a quiver full of (sadly normal) arrows. He straps everything into place and heads to the shuttlebay to meet up with the rest of the rescue party.*

"Invader's blood marches through my veins like giant radioactive rubber pants. The pants command me! Do not ignore my veins!"

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Thursday, August 25, 2005 5:26 PM

NEEDLESEYE


*Upon hearing the message, Needleseye sighs.*
My own little island... what could be nicer?
*The reluctance to leave is overwhelming so she questions the turtle*
They dont really need me, do they?
*holding squirmy turtle to eye level*
nah! I just get in the way, what a nuisance!. Once I accidentally grew poison ivy in some conduits, Jet was going to throw me out the airlock. *smooches turtle* Yes she was!
I can think of other reasons, but I just think I'm a hinderance, possibly a danger.
*splashes toes*
*places turtle back on shore, it looks up and then heads back into the water. Needle decides to follow it beneath the surface, to ponder a short while longer and slips smoothly into the water. Little clover and lotus blossoms float up in ripples of the water from her dive.

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Thursday, August 25, 2005 6:28 PM

THEREALME


* From somewhere in the Sereni-Tree, TheRealMe contacts SoulofSernity on his com-link. *

Hey, Soul, come to think of it, YOU piloted the False Sereni-Tree directly into the real Sereni-Tree. If that is actually what you intended to do, then you are probably a good enough pilot yourself for any….

* TheRealMe’s com-link starts beeping. *

Sorry, Soul, another call.

* TheRealMe taps on his com-link. *

Hello? This is Me.

Hello?

Hmmmm…

* TheRealMe examines the caller information. *

Computer, locate ThatWeirdGirl.

ThatWeirdGirl is in her quarters.

Hmmmm…


The Real Me, First Officer of the Sereni-Tree

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Thursday, August 25, 2005 6:31 PM

THEREALME


* The pifflepony Prudence swims across the lake from the island to the shore with an unconscious Bride6 on her back and a four-leaf clover in her teeth. She climbs up out of the water and shakes herself off, gently, so as not to drop Bride6. Prudence notices another pifflepony, Penitence, grazing near the shore. Prudence makes sure that no conscious humans are nearby, then trots over. She talks around the four-leaf clover: *

Prudence: Hey, Penitence, where is your rider? DroppyMcCool?

Penitence (smirking): Droppy? Got dropped!

Prudence (angry): Well, you better go find him! We have a race to finish!

Penitence (annoyed): A race? We lost already!

Prudence (lecturing): Winning isn’t everything!

Penitence: It’s everything about a race!

Prudence (exasperated): Just go get Droppy, please, and bring him back!

* Resigned, Penitence gallops off to find his rider, and Prudence starts making her way through the trackless forest. *

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Thursday, August 25, 2005 6:34 PM

THEREALME


* TheRealMe knocks again at the door to ThatWeirdGirl’s room. *

Hello? Hello?

Well, Static will undoubtedly kill me, but…

* TheRealMe reaches out with his hand. A spot of light appears, which expands to become a ring of fire surrounding a dark void, some two meters across. TheRealMe sticks his head into the hole in reality. *

Hello? TipPy? I tried knocking. I don’t mean to intrude, but…

GAH! Spiders! HUGE spiders! Arachnids Of Unusual Size!

* TheRealMe looks elsewhere in the room. *

Oh, and how am I going to cut her out of that web?

Oh, look, ThatWeirdGirl happens to have a chainsaw in her room!

* TheRealMe grabs the handy chainsaw and revs it up! *


The Real Me, First Officer of the Sereni-Tree

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Thursday, August 25, 2005 8:51 PM

THEGREYJEDI


*cut-scene of TGJ making something in the Forge/Engine Room. Turns to the camera with a very serious, anime-esque expression.*

*Japanese spoken in very strong intonation with subtitles "I am still here!" his eyes closed tight, his mouth and head overly huge, streams of water falling down his face.*

*Immediately returns to his forging/making.*

(I've been watching waaaaaayy too much fan-subbed anime these days. Sincerely, Sir Not-Appearing-in-This-Picutre.)

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Chief Engineer - USS SereniTREE
http://tomeofgrey.blogspot.com
Real Fans Wait - 09/30/05

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Thursday, August 25, 2005 9:52 PM

BLUEFISHIE


Erm...where the hell am I?

*looks down at fish bowl*

Do you know where I am?

*fishies keep swimming*

Meh...lots of help you are!



^by my friend Yoko, and interprentation of me

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Friday, August 26, 2005 1:41 AM

PSYCHICRIVER


*Passes the finish line, and rings the bell, and Ororo slows to a stop. PR hops off, as does Jake7.*

Good work Ororo, second place is not bad, especially since you were carrying two people! *Gives Ororo a friendly pat.* Good work!

*Ororo 'neys' and trots off to graze.*

*Once PR, etc, is out of earshot, she grumbles.*

Ororo - Don't patronise me...

*PR wanders on ship, and goes up the stairs, and looks over the railing...everyone seems to be gearing up for a fight.*

*He turns and makes his was to the brdige and sits in the pilots chair and clicks a few buttons and then Emma's message pops up.*

Oh dear...well, I hope she'll be okay.

*Goes of to his quarters.*

PsychicRiver

"Two by two, hands of blue."
"We'll take care of each other. I'll knit!"
"I swallowed a bug."

Summer Glau to me - "You are so photogenic."

Me -

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Friday, August 26, 2005 1:50 AM

SIMONWHO


*watches TheRealMe hack away at the webs*

I say, are you sure that's...

http://www.microscope-microscope.org/gallery/Kenn/More2/spider-3b.JPG

...wise. Oh dear.

*pulls out sonic device and activates it*

Right, this should distract them for a while, they'll think all parts of the web are pulling at once. You keep sawing, I'll get twg out of there.

*dives into the room*

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Friday, August 26, 2005 3:37 AM

THEREALME


Quote:

Originally posted by SimonWho:
*watches TheRealMe hack away at the webs*

....

*pulls out sonic device and activates it*

Right, this should distract them for a while, they'll think all parts of the web are pulling at once. You keep sawing, I'll get twg out of there.

*dives into the room*



* TheRealMe swings the screaming chainsaw in a wide arc, cutting down more webs and slicing an A.O.U.S. in half, splattering himself in gore. *

Right, then! Get her!



The Real Me, First Officer of the Sereni-Tree

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Friday, August 26, 2005 4:08 AM

SIMONWHO


Ew. Slime everywhere. Whoa, many spiders, oh so many. Argh, and little ones too. Yuk.

*finds prone body on bed becoming mummified in threads*

twg? Come on my dear, no time for bondage fun now. Okay, they seem to have paralysed you with their venom, let me see.

*fiddles in pockets*

Aha! *pulls out big needle* Right, this should do the trick. Now hold still while I... well, obviously you're holding still but... never mind.

*a swift injection*

There we go, you should start to regain some feeling any moment now. Might be a little painful but I think it would be an awfully good idea if we left your room now. Come on.

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Friday, August 26, 2005 4:30 AM

THEREALME


Serenity: Did TWG take my chain saw yesterday?

TheRealMe: TWG must have taken the chainsaw. I'm using it in the Tree to cut her down from the giant spider webs.

Serenity: TRM: Where did the giant spiders come from?

TheRealMe: Not sure, Serenity. When I went to check on her, they were in her quarters, and she was already tied up in them. SimonWho is helping me get her out. Oh, WAIT, there's another! *Sound of chainsaw biting into something fleshy. * My theory is that they are Needle's pets/lunch or Cozenspiders or both.

Serenity: Ew. I don't mind spiders when they're normal sized, but those AOUS are creepy. *shudder* Oh, and TRM, when you're done with my chainsaw, I need it back so I can give Piffle her legs back. It's been fun being tall.

TheRealMe: Tall? Piffle? Huh? Oooop! Another AOUS! * More chainsaw noises *

Serenity: Piff's 5'8"

TheRealMe: Oh, I wasn't questioning Piffle's height, just your method of borrowing it! You took her legs?

Serenity: She lent them to me.


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Friday, August 26, 2005 4:45 AM

THATWEIRDGIRL


twg is unsure how she got in her room since she was sleeping in the dandelion field when the spiders attacked...but if you say that's where she is, then that's where she is.

*still groggy*

*eyes still blurry, she can make out a tall manly form cradling her* Where's the ship I need to pilot?


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"...turn right at the corner then skip two blocks...no, SKIP, the hopping-like thing kids do...Why? Why not?"

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Friday, August 26, 2005 5:27 AM

PSYCHICRIVER


*Emerges from his room.*

Okay, anybody whose staying here fancy a swim in that there lake thing just over the over side of the hill?

We could dive off the cliff rocks too?

Any takers?

PsychicRiver

"Two by two, hands of blue."
"We'll take care of each other. I'll knit!"
"I swallowed a bug."

Summer Glau to me - "You are so photogenic."

Me -

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Friday, August 26, 2005 6:03 AM

SOULOFSERENITY

The Man They Call Soul...


Soul leads his group of fighters out of the SereniTREE and into the open field, nearly running into SimonWho carrying a very dazed TWG.

"What happened to her?" Soul asks.

"Long story."

"So why are we out here and not getting in one of the shuttles?" Lissa asks.

Soul smiles and pulls a small remote from his pocket. "We're not taking a shuttle." With a press of a button, a building roar begins to echo closer and closer, until a strong wind begins to whip around the group. Above them, the air begins to shimmer, and seemingly out of nothingness, a ship appears.

"Woah!" Jazaf says. "Is that what I think it is?"

"Not quite," Soul replies. "I did a few modifications to the original design, and added some weapons. It's amazing what one can do with boredom and a screwdriver in a junkyard. I had forgtten about this, in addition to most of my life, thanks to my evil side, but now that we're back together, most of my memories are coming back. I figure she'll be handy for this mission."

Everyone watches as the Firefly settles down into the grass in front of them, her engines spooling down, her armaments glistening in the sun.

"Ladies and gentlemen, I call her Destiny."

With a hiss, the cargo ramp lowers, and Soul marches towards it, leading the group into the ship. Instead of pointing out anything in specific, though, he leads them straight to the bridge.

"I was thinking about using one of the shuttles at first, thus my asking for a suitable pilot, but then I remembered about this ship." Soul waves at the walls as they enter the bridge. "We don't really need a pilot, seeing that I found someone in a forgotten thread who seemed like he might be good for the job."

As they enter the bridge, they all stop and stare, and some of them begin to grin. A bundle of wires are running from the pilot's console into the stand that has replaced the pilot's seat. On the top of the stand, floating in a jar filled with some sort of cloudy fluid, is the head of Succatash.

"What are you staring at?" he asks.

______________________

Soul, Security Chief of the Sereni-Tree, Captain of Destiny.

Mantichorus: "So is there a reason they call you 'Soul'?"
Soul (after a long pause): "Yeah. Because I have one."

http://havenofsouls.blogspot.com/

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Friday, August 26, 2005 6:15 AM

CALLMESERENITY


Unrelated to the plot:

(Okay, now I'm confused. I'm on Destiny and I'm on Destiny. My two Firefly worlds have collided! My head hurts.)

Serenity, First Officer of Destiny

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Friday, August 26, 2005 10:24 AM

CALLMESERENITY


*onboard Destiny*

Hello Succatash, so nice to meet you!

*Serenity starts to extends her hand and then thinks better of it and tries to play it off by running it through her hair.*


Serenity, First Officer of Destiny

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Friday, August 26, 2005 12:16 PM

JAZAF


*stunned silence*
'Must.....resist.....stupidity urge.....!' Jazaf thinks to himself.
Inside Jazaf's mind
A tiny little soldier with the words 'Common Sense' written on his shield, and a large confused beast with the word 'Stupidity' tattooed on it's forehead stare over the chasm of decency.
'Better watch your step fellow ad......' Common begins to say. However, Stupidity interrupts him by absently slapping Common on the back. Common flies over the edge screaming, "Damn You!!"

Back onboard Destiny

'What're you staring at?'

'Never thought I'd see a pilot so a-head of the game.' Jazaf spits out. He quickly covers his mouth and walks off the bridge.

---------------------------------------
Mystery Man on the Sereni-Tree
Navigator on Destiny

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Friday, August 26, 2005 2:42 PM

LISSA


*lissa runs over and picks up tash's head's jar. she dances in circles with it singing "lalala!"*

tash! yay!

~lissa, retired spwhore

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Friday, August 26, 2005 4:11 PM

MAI


I can fly? WOW. *feels really cool*

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Friday, August 26, 2005 4:29 PM

MAI


Great idea PR! I'd love to take a swim. Just wait one minute.


*Rushes back onto Serenitree to don swimming suit and beach type stuff.*

Exactly one minute later

*Runs back outside with a large bag of fluffy beach towels, suntan lotion, water bottles,and flip flops.*

LETS GO!


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Friday, August 26, 2005 4:30 PM

CALLMEATH


Quote:

Originally posted by lissa:
*lissa runs over and picks up tash's head's jar. she dances in circles with it singing "lalala!"*

tash! yay!

~lissa, retired spwhore



*Ath watches Lissa dance with a smile on his face, until he starts to notice the way Tash is jostling around in the jar.*

Uh, Lissa, you may want to stop that. He looks a little green around the gills.

"Invader's blood marches through my veins like giant radioactive rubber pants. The pants command me! Do not ignore my veins!"

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Friday, August 26, 2005 4:30 PM

CALLMEATH


Not just a double post....

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Friday, August 26, 2005 4:31 PM

CALLMEATH


...but a triple post!

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Friday, August 26, 2005 10:09 PM

PSYCHICRIVER


Quote:

Originally posted by Jazaf:
'What're you staring at?'

'Never thought I'd see a pilot so a-head of the game.' Jazaf spits out. He quickly covers his mouth and walks off the bridge.

*As PR walks out of the Sereni-TREE his mind picks up on this.*

*He stops, closes his eyes and sighs.*

That man... *Shakes his head and laughs*

Quote:

originally posted by Mai:

Great idea PR! I'd love to take a swim. Just wait one minute.


*Rushes back onto Serenitree to don swimming suit and beach type stuff.*

Exactly one minute later

*Runs back outside with a large bag of fluffy beach towels, suntan lotion, water bottles,and flip flops.*

LETS GO!

Wahoo!

*PR and Mai run over the hill, and make their way to the cliff edge, PR keeps running, and when he reaches the edge, he jumps right into the air, and then positions himself into a dive....he soars down, cutting through the air and cuts into the water.*

PsychicRiver

"Two by two, hands of blue."
"We'll take care of each other. I'll knit!"
"I swallowed a bug."

Summer Glau to me - "You are so photogenic."

Me -

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Saturday, August 27, 2005 12:06 PM

MALICIOUS


Ummm, Cozen? My memory may perhaps be failing, and if it is then I apologize, but I do believe we had a.....shall we say discussion? Yes, "discussion." We definitely had a "discussion" about spiders. And I recall it going something like this:

Mal-Licious: "NO SPIDERS."

Cozen: "Yes, maam."

Now, correct me if I'm wrong (which I'm NOT) but that was how it went, no?



Mal-licious

I'm going to add cursing and the hurling about of things to my repertoire.

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Saturday, August 27, 2005 12:12 PM

BLUEFISHIE


*finds a tree, and settles down for some sound relax time, with her sunblock, fishies, and big red bag with all the important things pertaining to music and hair brushes*

Ah, this may turn out to be a nice day. Unless something unexpected happens...



^by my friend Yoko, and interprentation of me

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Sunday, August 28, 2005 4:51 PM

COZEN


Quote:

Originally posted by Malicious:
Ummm, Cozen?.... "NO SPIDERS."

Now, correct me if I'm wrong (which I'm NOT) but that was how it went, no?

Mal-licious



B-but, I said I was sorry....

*Co-incidentally, the blindingly painful migraines are complemented by hives, acne, chickenpox, impotence, low self-esteem and a difficult-to-define ague.*

So, this is what Mal-magedon feels like, eh?

Emma: sorry. I be sittin' (lying?) this next rescue out.

*Collapses into convenient coma mode, dreaming frustrating dreams wherein he can't quite alight on the Planet Of Intoxicated Nurses.*


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