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Tuesday, January 17, 2006 10:10 PM

VOODOONELL


Quote:


Ergh, there's reasons I don't like working with other people sometimes



Oh! I wouldn't make you a were-ferret, you could be overlord of France or something, or if you wanted, chief of my secret police (the ones that hunt down the amateur poets)

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Tuesday, January 17, 2006 10:45 PM

CITIZEN


Secret Police sounds fun.

That comment about the working and the other people wasn't directed at anyone here though...

Does anyone know that Dyslexia is an anagram for Daily Sex?



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Wednesday, January 18, 2006 1:32 AM

JADEHAND


Well, we do now. Oh, Secret Police *raises hand and jumps up and down*
And Nell, Whatdid citizen do that was so wrong? Thinking of sending him off to ...*shudders*
Oh and I found you a trampoline to *boing* on.


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The loneliness calls him, And the edge which must be sharpened,
He's losing it. And he knows.
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The years have been unkind, but kind enough." -Ocean Cloud (Marbles) -Marillion



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Wednesday, January 18, 2006 2:54 AM

CITIZEN


*is confused. Where am I?*



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Wednesday, January 18, 2006 3:26 AM

CALLMESERENITY


OOOH!



*boing*

*boing*

*boing*

Yay!!!!!

*boingy boing*

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Wednesday, January 18, 2006 3:48 AM

JADEHAND


Hey CMS, glad ya like it.
Anyone "see" LMD lately?
Something happen that I missed?
I can be daft sometimes.

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"He's seen too much of life And there's no going back.
The loneliness calls him, And the edge which must be sharpened,
He's losing it. And he knows.
But there's a fighter in his mind and his body's tough
The years have been unkind, but kind enough." -Ocean Cloud (Marbles) -Marillion



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Wednesday, January 18, 2006 4:14 AM

CALLMESERENITY


Yeah, I didn't hear from him at all yesterday. Hmm...well, if we don't hear from him in a few days, I'll give him a ring.


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Wednesday, January 18, 2006 4:22 AM

SPINLAND


What sort of ring? Something shiny?

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Wednesday, January 18, 2006 4:33 AM

CALLMESERENITY


Yes, a shiny ring.

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Wednesday, January 18, 2006 4:34 AM

SPINLAND


Oooh. I like shinys.

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Wednesday, January 18, 2006 4:44 AM

CALLMESERENITY


Who doesn't?

At the end of the retreat I went on this weekend, they had each of us paint our left thumbnail blue. So we had a physical reminder of the weekend and as a way to tell other people about it (this was mostly for the kids, but they had all of us do it.) So anyway, I've got one blue thumbnail and it's DRIVING ME CRAZY.

1) I NEVER wear nailpolish (did you know that nailpolish is full of very small amounts of toxic chemicals that can seep into your bloodstream and build up over time? Chemicals that can cause birth defects and may lead to cancer. Also, if you chew your nails, you ingest these toxins which is even worse.)

2) It's chipped and I want to either remove it or fix it and I can't do either. So I keep trying to chip it off, which of course makes it look worse.

It's a silly thing, but it's driving me to distraction.





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Wednesday, January 18, 2006 4:46 AM

SPINLAND


Glove.

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Wednesday, January 18, 2006 4:54 AM

CALLMESERENITY


Can't type with gloves on.
Or rthare I can, but it loks like this. NOt sop gppd/.



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Wednesday, January 18, 2006 5:15 AM

SPINLAND


LOL! No Hand of Blue for you, then!

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Wednesday, January 18, 2006 5:39 AM

CALLMESERENITY


That's funny, because my gloves ARE blue!

(or, gloved)

Thats feunny because my gloves are blue!

I guess if I pradtived (practiced) enough I could do it. It just feels really weird.

What else can I do?

The quick brown fox jumps over the l;azy river.

The quick brown fox jumpes over the lazy river.

The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy river.

Ha! I'm a quick study.

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Wednesday, January 18, 2006 5:43 AM

INCOGNITO


*Shelves plans for the mutual toenails painting in the bathtub session.

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Wednesday, January 18, 2006 5:43 AM

SPINLAND


Lookin' good!

We bought a plant on Sunday for my brother-in-law's housewarming. At the florist, the one we picked out needed re-potting. The lady who took it up to re-pot it pulled on--blue latex gloves! I nearly laughed out loud; my wife just smirked.

I should have asked here where she got them.

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Wednesday, January 18, 2006 5:50 AM

CALLMESERENITY


Quote:

Originally posted by incognito:
*Shelves plans for the mutual toenails painting in the bathtub session.




Who paints their toenails in the bathtub?

Just make sure there are rubber duckies.

(See, now THAT is being a tease!)

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Wednesday, January 18, 2006 5:52 AM

CALLMESERENITY


Last time I got blood drawn (which is a horrifying enough experience for me) the phlebologist (did I spell that right? I forget)
wore blue gloves. Like I wasn't freaked out enough.

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Wednesday, January 18, 2006 5:59 AM

INCOGNITO


So, no heavy biting of the lips then.

*So much to remember, only one brain*

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Wednesday, January 18, 2006 6:23 AM

CALLMESERENITY


Maybe light biting of the lips.



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Wednesday, January 18, 2006 7:38 AM

CITIZEN


Quote:

Originally posted by CMS:
Last time I got blood drawn (which is a horrifying enough experience for me) the phlebologist (did I spell that right? I forget)
wore blue gloves. Like I wasn't freaked out enough.


A small dank room, water dripping rhythmicly from over head pipes.

CMS is strapped to a chair, a man in a suit wear blue gloves slowly closes in. He pulls a ridiculously large syringe from his pocket...
"Just relax." He hisses, eyes spinning manically.
"Are you sure..."
"It's Ok!" The man cackles. "No Sugar!" He screams before plunging the needle in to CMS's arm...



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Wednesday, January 18, 2006 7:40 AM

CALLMESERENITY


AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!


That is SOOOOO NOT FUNNY!

*feels rather ill now.*

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Wednesday, January 18, 2006 7:45 AM

CITIZEN


I told you I'm evil...

Sorry...



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Wednesday, January 18, 2006 8:01 AM

CALLMESERENITY


*hides under table until evil blue handed phlebologists go away*

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Wednesday, January 18, 2006 8:06 AM

CITIZEN


They've been chased away by the phlegmbiologists, who might be worse...




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Wednesday, January 18, 2006 11:33 AM

LIGHTMEDARK


Quote:

Originally posted by Jadehand:
Anyone "see" LMD lately?



Doesn't it figure that late on my Friday night my cable modem dies? Not to mention that I chanced upon a 360 on Monday, bought it, brought it home to play it, and one of the two games I got continuously corrupts my save files. There's a fix for it, but my xbox360 has to connect to the internet to get it =/

Quote:

Originally posted by CallMeSerenity:
well, if we don't hear from him in a few days, I'll give him a ring.



you can still give him a ring ;p

Quote:

Originally posted by CallMeSerenity:
Yes, a shiny ring.



especially if it's this kind of ring...didn't think you felt this way :p

(p.s.- yes, i'm joking)

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Wednesday, January 18, 2006 12:06 PM

CALLMESERENITY


lol!

I'm a traditionalist. The guy gives the girl THAT kind of ring.



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Wednesday, January 18, 2006 12:28 PM

LIGHTMEDARK


i'm fairly traditional, myself...but I figured we could bend a few rules ;p

would love to actually chat with ya sometime, though

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Wednesday, January 18, 2006 12:34 PM

ORPHEUS


Quote:

like...the last 30 posts

Huh?

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Wednesday, January 18, 2006 12:57 PM

CALLMESERENITY


OH! duh. *feels daft*

Well, LMD, you have my number. You can call me any time you'd like (except really late at night or really early in the morning unless it's an emergency. I get made when people wake me up and it's not an emergency.) But other than that, feel free to call me. You're nice to talk to.

(And that goes for any of you that have my number.)

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Wednesday, January 18, 2006 1:10 PM

WINDWALKER


I thought that they were rods
Sorry my mistake


http://home.flash.net/~storyink/hotrods/hotrods.htm

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die.

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Wednesday, January 18, 2006 1:19 PM

SERYN


hey, brilliant photo!

Welcome, have a drink and a chocolate cigar, theres a bbq going on somewhere.

did anyone ever see that show that Amanda Tapping hosted, with those rod things on it? that was kind of amusing.

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Wednesday, January 18, 2006 3:57 PM

JADEHAND


Quote:

Originally posted by CallMeSerenity:
OH! duh. *feels daft*

Well, LMD, you have my number. You can call me any time you'd like (except really late at night or really early in the morning unless it's an emergency. I get made when people wake me up and it's not an emergency.) But other than that, feel free to call me. You're nice to talk to.

(And that goes for any of you that have my number.)

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Wow that's a lot of posts for me to catch up on.
It's Phlebotomist. I was one for 3 years. Yes, I know how to stick needles in people and take their blood. What!? this surprises .....anyone? No, it doesn't have to hurt, 'less you like that.

Welcome back LMD. I got a special Smilie for you, that I found, I'll show ya next time I run into you in chat.

"I get made when people wake me up and it's not an emergency." You get taken into "The Family" when people wake you in a non-emergency?




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"He's seen too much of life And there's no going back.
The loneliness calls him, And the edge which must be sharpened,
He's losing it. And he knows.
But there's a fighter in his mind and his body's tough
The years have been unkind, but kind enough." -Ocean Cloud (Marbles) -Marillion



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Wednesday, January 18, 2006 4:05 PM

LIGHTMEDARK


lol, i'm shaking with suspense here, jade ;D

My mom was a phlebotomist...I ended up at the office she worked at one time, and she was one of the nurses on. She tried taking my blood...bad idea. It was hilarious. Blood was squirting all over the place, hahaha. She was too nervous to do it.

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Thursday, January 19, 2006 2:26 AM

CITIZEN


Quote:

I'm a traditionalist. The guy gives the girl THAT kind of ring.

Do it on a leap year.



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Thursday, January 19, 2006 4:43 AM

CALLMESERENITY


Agh! No blood stories! I'll have to leave the room and I may not come back.

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Thursday, January 19, 2006 5:14 AM

JADEHAND


OK. no stories, Don't want ya to leave.
*fails to remember what the previous discussion was....*

Ah yes dyslexic Secret police......

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"He's seen too much of life And there's no going back.
The loneliness calls him, And the edge which must be sharpened,
He's losing it. And he knows.
But there's a fighter in his mind and his body's tough
The years have been unkind, but kind enough." -Ocean Cloud (Marbles) -Marillion



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Thursday, January 19, 2006 5:24 AM

CALLMESERENITY


Today I am drowning my sorrows in heart shaped reeses pb cups.

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Thursday, January 19, 2006 9:14 AM

JADEHAND


Not A fan of pb, but the chocolate works.
What's your sorrows? Need anything? Anything I can do?


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"He's seen too much of life And there's no going back.
The loneliness calls him, And the edge which must be sharpened,
He's losing it. And he knows.
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Thursday, January 19, 2006 9:17 AM

CALLMESERENITY


Thanks for the offer, JH, it's very sweet.

But there's nothing you can do. Let's call it "mysterious female problems" and leave it at that.

Now, I think I'll go curl up in a ball in the youth room for a bit.

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Thursday, January 19, 2006 10:16 AM

CITIZEN


After numerous rounds of:
"We don't even know if Osama is still alive,"
Osama himself decided to send George Bush a letter in
his own handwriting to let him know he was still in the game.

Bush opened the letter and it appeared to contain a coded message:
370HSSV 0773H

Bush was baffled, so he e-mailed it to Condi Rice.
Condi and her aides had no clue either, so they sent it to the FBI.
No one could solve it so it went to the CIA, then to NASA.

With no clue as to its meaning, they eventually asked Britain's MI6 for
help.
MI6 cabled the White House:

"Tell the President he's holding the message upside down."



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Thursday, January 19, 2006 10:23 AM

CALLMESERENITY


ha ha ha *eyeroll*

silly Sean!

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Thursday, January 19, 2006 10:25 AM

VOODOONELL


*giggle* *smirk*







Bwah ha ha ha ha ha haaaaaaaa!

at least i was able to put th cup o tea down this time.


That reminds me of the chicken-gun story some one once told me.

But its blatant american bashing, so I can't tell it.

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Thursday, January 19, 2006 10:32 AM

SPINLAND


Defrost the chicken.

I'm a Yank, I can say that.

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Thursday, January 19, 2006 10:40 AM

CALLMESERENITY


yeah, go ahead. We can take it. Tell the chicken joke!

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Thursday, January 19, 2006 10:41 AM

JADEHAND


Ah, I once had problems with a mysterious female.
so, yeah, Hope you feel better soon.
Chocolate is your friend.

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"He's seen too much of life And there's no going back.
The loneliness calls him, And the edge which must be sharpened,
He's losing it. And he knows.
But there's a fighter in his mind and his body's tough
The years have been unkind, but kind enough." -Ocean Cloud (Marbles) -Marillion



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Thursday, January 19, 2006 10:45 AM

JADEHAND


Now, see when I heard the chicken joke it was the other way around. So, I guess it varies depending on where ya are. *Shrug*
I don't mind American Bashing, Like to bash about 90% of 'em my self, bunch a
Not the ones here though. they're within the 10%

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"He's seen too much of life And there's no going back.
The loneliness calls him, And the edge which must be sharpened,
He's losing it. And he knows.
But there's a fighter in his mind and his body's tough
The years have been unkind, but kind enough." -Ocean Cloud (Marbles) -Marillion



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Thursday, January 19, 2006 10:57 AM

CALLMESERENITY


Yay for 10%!

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Thursday, January 19, 2006 11:29 AM

VOODOONELL


well, spinland has already give away the ending, but short version goes -

The buch of scientists developed a way of testing the effect of birdstrikes on thier new engines.

They made a gun that could fire a chicken at the requisit speeds (now, y'see, at this point I was already in peals, visons in my head of this chicken putting on its little purple - don't ask why it was purple - crash helmet, climbing into the barrel of a cannon and getting its self ready to blast off) (Complete with sound effects)(buuuurk burk burk burk)

So the Amarican scientists who are developing very high speed cross country trains hear about this and decide it would be a really good way of testing the windscreens.

So they get one of these guns, prepare for the first round of tests, first shot fly's straight though the windscreen, through the head rest and embeds its self in the wall behind. (buuu..uu... uu...uu...uu...rrrrrrk...)

several times this happens, so they decide to send a full report, complete with plans, diagrams and a full diagnostic of the smashed bits, to the makers of the gun.

the makers send back a one sentence reply....

Defrost the chicken.


Buh bah dum tsh!

Thank you, I here all week, try the veal, etc, etc.

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