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Loafers Nook - Makin' free with the Saints Days

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Sunday, February 5, 2006 9:03 AM

SERYN


Ok, at risk of invoking the rage of catholics everywhere, in my own little world I am dumping St Valentine and putting St. Quirinus, patron saint against obsession in his place.

No more will we have to put up with listening to the slurpy slurpy suck suck noises of couples who are too old to blame it on their hormones!

No longer will we watch agast as the commercial world leaps onto the bandwagon in an attempt to suck even more money out of our pockets in the name of the twee and the offensively cheap looking!

no longer will we rage in vain when our favorite returants become booked out by couples guilt tripped into showing each other a bit of affection!

Ney!

Ok, so this is brought to you by the fact that I have had to extremely crap trips into work this weekend. And today it was made even worse by the fact that I had to sit and grin and bear it whilst a couple sat and...well, i'm not sure what they were dooing, from the angles I'd say he was sucking her nose and she was vigourously licking his chin - take all sorts I suppose...
Even the bloody pigeons are at it! Mind you... the pigeons are always at it.

I even went bast a Law firm that had paper hearts and little cupids in their window. Lawyers? with hearts? Has the world gone mad?!?!?!

Any way, I'm re-arranging the catholic calendar to suit my self (its not a new idea trust me) And installing St Quirinus as a possible stop cap against the tacky hallmark barrage.


And to celebrate (and because we've all been a bit listless of late) I propose a game...

OF CALVINBALL!!!

*dons a gasmask and the original pink tutu*

who's with me?


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Sunday, February 5, 2006 9:16 AM

JADEHAND


AMEN SISTER!
Down with St. Valentines day. To blazes with love and all that rot. They're just trying to suck us dry with all that fake.....oh little choclate hearts.....I mean CalvinBall!


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Sunday, February 5, 2006 9:22 AM

SCORPIONREGENT




Scorpion Regent

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Sunday, February 5, 2006 9:32 AM

SCORPIONREGENT


ooops!


I don't beleive anyone should need a excuse to share candy, flowers and gifts with their counterpart. However I do approve of the Spanish holiday: books and lovers day. Couples exchange books and roses, the literature is often tastefully erotic. It's a bit more grown up than Valentines day and at least in my neck of the woods has yet to be discovered for commercial exploitation.

As always I will have to sit out this round of Calvinball as local strategic arms limitation treaties dissalow the use of flash-bang grenades and I'm fresh out of Mexican dynamite.

Scorpion Regent

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Sunday, February 5, 2006 9:34 AM

COZEN


Quote:

Originally posted by ScorpionRegent:






*Peeks into thread, furtively searching for any signs of Muppetage*

They're gone! Phew!

All I can say is that last Valentine's Day things were going well in the virtual 'verse. That is, right up until I was splattered with Spam. Fired from Spamguns, no less. Guess there's a lesson to be learned.

*Admires the existential purity of SR's post*

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Sunday, February 5, 2006 9:37 AM

CALLMESERENITY


*likes the new saint.*

CALVINBALL!!!!!

*dons a facial mask (frozen ice pack for your face-genius!) and flannel pajamas. Blows up 20 balloons.

scores a

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Sunday, February 5, 2006 10:39 AM

LIGHTMEDARK


Quote:

Originally posted by ScorpionRegent:


Scorpion Regent



that's pretty much the best post ever.

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Sunday, February 5, 2006 11:12 AM

SERYN


I have to say I kinda like the idea of books and lovers day, even if the idea of someone giving me a naughty (even tastefully naughty) book slightly mortifying.

Is it a sign of my total dorkdom that when you said books and lovers I immedietly thought of Shepard Book and thought 'ooo er'?

right, the serious busines of calvin ball.

*goes to Tree thred*

captures a small formation of Kissies








Teaches them the Macarena, complete with a butt wigglin' masterclass.

Scores a , and a bonus for style


(i'm sad to say that I was fighting the impulse last night to get up and teach people how to do the macarena, its a dance that I have never done on pure principal, yet I can do it better than those egits, *flounces off Miss Piggy style*)



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Sunday, February 5, 2006 11:27 AM

JADEHAND


* retrieves his leather gimp mask and zips it up *
* Finds an actual ball, rolls in backwards onto his foot, kicks it off the wall and into an empty waste basket. *



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He's losing it. And he knows.
But there's a fighter in his mind and his body's tough
The years have been unkind, but kind enough." -Ocean Cloud (Marbles) -Marillion



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Sunday, February 5, 2006 1:00 PM

CITIZEN


What's Valentines day?



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Sunday, February 5, 2006 2:37 PM

ORPHEUS


Valentine's Day protest? CalvinBall?

Count me in!

::Dons a goalie's mask and jersey. Front: 00. Back: 'Orpheus: It's Really Him!'::

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Sunday, February 5, 2006 4:28 PM

MATTIE


Quote:

I even went bast a Law firm that had paper hearts and little cupids in their window. Lawyers? with hearts? Has the world gone mad?!?!?!

I hate to go all Mr. Universe on you, but a guy named Jackson Browne wrote a song called "Lawyers in Love". Your rhetorical question made me think of it. It's a pretty good song. Hum...

I like your idea of rejecting Valentine's Day. Yay! No tacky heart stuff, though I'm not abject to choclolates or flowers. Those candy hearts are plechy, though (what go-se!).

Calvinball? Interesting. I think I may have to partake of the fun.

*pulls out her butterfly net and puts on her safari hat*

Watch out, here I come!

Wacky fun!

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Sunday, February 5, 2006 4:53 PM

SCORPIONREGENT


Quote:

i know there's a new thread, pardon me ;D

I went to Ibiza for a week to go to a Christian camp...it was nice ;)

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Sounds a lot like attending a AA meeting at springbreak at Lake Havasu.

Scorpion Regent

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Sunday, February 5, 2006 11:20 PM

SERYN


I was going to say nuns in a strip club, but thats even better.

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Monday, February 6, 2006 2:01 AM

CITIZEN


Sounds like a good plan though, Bizaro Holidays or something. Things like Heroin clinics in Afghanistan, Hippie Communes in Iraq, Nudist colonies in Alaska, could really take off.



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Monday, February 6, 2006 2:11 AM

CITIZEN


Never, in the field of human posting, has so many posts belonged to so few.

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Monday, February 6, 2006 4:26 AM

SPINLAND


I like sending roses for Valentine's Day. It's one of the few days I can get away with the extravagance without my wife fretting over the cost.

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Monday, February 6, 2006 6:35 AM

CALLMESERENITY


Quote:

Originally posted by Mattie:

*pulls out her butterfly net and puts on her safari hat*

Watch out, here I come!

Wacky fun!



VERY nice, Mattie, but you need a mask! It's the one real rule, you must wear a mask.

So, if you'd like: *hands Mattie a paper machie butterfly mask, painted with glitter and with pipe cleaner antennae.*

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Monday, February 6, 2006 7:37 AM

CITIZEN


Hockey masks are good.



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Monday, February 6, 2006 7:57 AM

MATTIE


Aww, thanks CMS! It's beautiful! Now I'm ready.

*jumps up and waves the butterfly net like a crazy woman over her head*

Wow! Check it out!


Well, they don't look happy to see me, do they?! I think it's the hat.

*takes off the safari hat and drop-kicks it away*



Shiny!

Wacky fun!

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Monday, February 6, 2006 10:18 AM

ORPHEUS


::Catches Mattie's safari hat::

Awesome, a catcher's pith!

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Monday, February 6, 2006 10:32 AM

CALLMESERENITY


Oooh, Orpheus, that scores you a

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Monday, February 6, 2006 10:36 AM

ORPHEUS


Pun bonus, station!



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Monday, February 6, 2006 11:37 AM

MATTIE


Aww, ya look cunning!

Wacky fun!

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Monday, February 6, 2006 12:43 PM

SERYN


*decides she doesn't like the gas mask anymore*

*dons large venetian carnivale mask complete with froufy collar and pompoms*

oh, thats better!

*grabs one of Jadehands balls (steady...)

and throws it high up in the air, then moves Orpheus into the right spot to catch it with the hat.*

Ball catching by proxy, what does that get me?

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Monday, February 6, 2006 12:52 PM

CALLMESERENITY


hmm...let me check my invisible pretend rule book.

Yes, catching a ball by proxy: You must jump around on one leg while singing "we are the champions" for 1 whole minute.

GO!

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Monday, February 6, 2006 12:57 PM

SERYN


I was actually talking about points, but if you rule book says that manipulating your opponants is a bad thing, well then....

Stands on one leg and takes a deep breath....*

er, actually, does anyone know the lyrics?

no?

um...?

*looses balence and falls over*

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Monday, February 6, 2006 1:03 PM

CALLMESERENITY


well, I thought that everyone knew that after you complete your minute of jumping/singing, you get to multiply your score by 32.4% and get one Get Out of the Black Zone Free Card.

Just me then?



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Monday, February 6, 2006 1:13 PM

SERYN


*still lying on the floor* who hoo!

yey!

I still can't remember the lyrics!




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Monday, February 6, 2006 2:56 PM

JADEHAND


Quote:

Originally posted by seryn:

*grabs one of Jadehands balls (steady...)

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*turns his head and coughs*




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"He's seen too much of life And there's no going back.
The loneliness calls him, And the edge which must be sharpened,
He's losing it. And he knows.
But there's a fighter in his mind and his body's tough
The years have been unkind, but kind enough." -Ocean Cloud (Marbles) -Marillion



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Monday, February 6, 2006 3:01 PM

JADEHAND


*coughs again and hands Seryn a lyrics sheet*

I've paid my dues -
Time after time -
I've done my sentence
But committed no crime -
And bad mistakes
I've made a few
I've had my share of sand kicked in my face -
But I've come through

We are the champions - my friends
And we'll keep on fighting - till the end -
We are the champions -
We are the champions
No time for losers
'Cause we are the champions - of the world -

I've taken my bows
And my curtain calls -
You brought me fame and fortuen and everything that goes with it
-
I thank you all -

But it's been no bed of roses
No pleasure cruise -
I consider it a challenge before the whole human race -
And I ain't gonna lose -

We are the champions - my friends
And we'll keep on fighting - till the end -
We are the champions -
We are the champions
No time for losers
'Cause we are the champions - of the world -



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"He's seen too much of life And there's no going back.
The loneliness calls him, And the edge which must be sharpened,
He's losing it. And he knows.
But there's a fighter in his mind and his body's tough
The years have been unkind, but kind enough." -Ocean Cloud (Marbles) -Marillion



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Monday, February 6, 2006 5:13 PM

SCORPIONREGENT


SR kills the lights. Fires up the lasers, strobes, and itinerant spot lights.

Scorpion Regent

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Monday, February 6, 2006 7:57 PM

MATTIE


Ooh-hoo! This looks FUN! But, darn! Is it going to be hard to find my hat, or what?! Strobe lights make me all disoriented and crazy-like.

*Mattie sees somthing that looks like a ball flying through the air towards what looks like her hat*

Haha!

*begins to walk forward, but has to stop because she can feel herself going all crazy-like in the strobes*



Wacky fun!

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Monday, February 6, 2006 11:01 PM

SERYN


*Seryn stands up, resumes her stork stance and in her best opera voice starts to sing*

'I've paid my duuuueees,
Time after tiiiimeeee,
Iiii've done my sentee ee nce,
But coooooomitted nooo crime,
And baa aa aa aad mistakes.....'

Soon she reaches the chorus, and notices that all around her people are rolling on the floor clutching their ears*

'WEEEEEEEEEEE! are theee chaaaapionss ooof theee Woooo oo oo oo rld......'

Ok, I'll sing nice.

*Reverts to sweet but weedy Seryn voice.*



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Monday, February 6, 2006 11:58 PM

CITIZEN


are we still playing calvin ball, or is that happening else where.



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Tuesday, February 7, 2006 12:07 AM

SERYN


*still singing, glares at Citizen*
*checks watch*

*finishes the one minute, claims her points, then grabbing the ball out of the hat, underhand throws it at Citizen, getting him squarely on the ass*

Did you have something to say about my singing? *bigenourmousgrin*

Stand still and cup your hands so that i can stand on them to reach the cieling...

produces a tyre sized hoop, and using Citizen as a ladder, hangs it from the cieling a bit above head hight.

Shall we incorporate that game they were playing in the cargo bay? always wanted to see how that worked!

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Tuesday, February 7, 2006 3:29 AM

CALLMESERENITY


lol. I was just arguing with someone over whether or not the cargo bay game was Calvinball and I asserted that it could NOT be because they were not wearing masks. I even had to dig up the official Calvinball Rules to prove my point.

I think they were playing some crazy version of Basketball. That's what it's like when I play.

*Steals a ball from whoever has one, dribbles impressively. Goes for a layup and missed by a mile.*

I suck at basketball.

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Tuesday, February 7, 2006 4:17 AM

CITIZEN


Well since we're still playing I invoke:
MONKEY LAW!

*Uses a whistle to call down the Monkeys upon us all*

*Balls, Monkeys and masks fly everywhere.*

Now that's GOTTA be worth a few points.



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Tuesday, February 7, 2006 7:09 AM

JADEHAND


*Scoops up a ball and hands it to Seryn*
*scoops up Seryn and places her on his shoulders*
*Scoops up a monkey and throws it through the hoop*
*Moves towards the hoop with Seryn*

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Tuesday, February 7, 2006 12:45 PM

SERYN


*wobbles*

*wobbles a little more*

*gains her balance*

*Throws ball through hoop*

*monkey, who is hanging onto the hoop and is (quite understandably) annoyed, catches ball and throws it back at her*

ok, you do realise that the inevitable outcome of all these annoyed monkey is going to be... yes, you guessed it, poo flinging?

Can we get nappies on these guys?

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Wednesday, February 8, 2006 4:49 AM

CITIZEN


I invoke added time MULTI-BALL!!!

*Ball cannons unfold from the side of the pitch and begin firing Balls in all directions*

Now this has to be worth some points .

*ducts as a Monkey hurls something. Something terrible.*



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Wednesday, February 8, 2006 4:56 AM

JADEHAND


oh poo. This is going to get messy.
* runs for cover with Seryn finding safety from the monkeys *


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The loneliness calls him, And the edge which must be sharpened,
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Wednesday, February 8, 2006 6:42 AM

SERYN


*leaps out out from under cover clutching a supersize bag of huggies*

*grabs the first monkey a wrestles it into a nappy*

*grabs another monkey*

A little help here guys!

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Wednesday, February 8, 2006 6:57 AM

SPINLAND


I'm ready with the Awesome Firehose of Poo Removal, just in case.

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Wednesday, February 8, 2006 8:43 AM

JADEHAND


*throws a cargo net over 4 monkeys and wonders how many are left*

There's 4 contained for nappy-ifying.

*is jumped upon by a monkey, which holds on to his head from behind, trying to cover his eyes*

Someone help! I 've got a monkey on my back.


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The loneliness calls him, And the edge which must be sharpened,
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Wednesday, February 8, 2006 8:50 AM

CALLMESERENITY


*instead of panicking, CMS goes behind the bar and pulls out all the bananas (that are SUPPOSED to be used in yummy fruity rum filled frozen drinks) and uses them to lure monkeys to her. As each one approaches, she gives it a banana, and as they eat, she easily puts nappies on them and then gives them each a few nuts from the bowl on the bar.*

Good monkeys. Now go run and play!





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Wednesday, February 8, 2006 9:02 AM

SPINLAND


But I like hosin' 'em!

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Wednesday, February 8, 2006 9:32 AM

CALLMESERENITY


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

Very funny Spinny!

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Wednesday, February 8, 2006 9:37 AM

CALLMESERENITY


I just had a thought.

St. Quirinus, patron saint of obesession or whatever, reminds me of Professor Quirrell in Harry Potter. And the obsession thing would fit.

Just a random thought. I was ordering some communion supplies out of thise catholic catalog and they had all these pictures of saints and I was flipping through. I found one for me. St. Dymphna, patron saint of mental health.

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Wednesday, February 8, 2006 11:02 AM

SERYN


posted by Spinland;

Quote:



But I like hosin' 'em!




:standing ovation emoticon:

Yup, when I was choosing a new saint I thought a lot of them sounded very Potterish.

Have a look see - http://www.catholic-forum.com/SAINTS/indexsnt.htm

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