Loafer's Nook- Cinco De Nookage by Jadehand

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Loafer's Nook- Cinco De Nookage

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UPDATED: Sunday, May 14, 2006 10:45
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Monday, May 8, 2006 5:40 AM

Depends upon your perception of time, Citizen. If you go by society's rules of set clock times for meals, then you would be having lunch. If, however, you make your own rules and go by meal times by your own time frame, then you can have "breakfast" whenever you want.

Holding until you get back, Captain.

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Monday, May 8, 2006 6:52 AM

Time is an illusion, lunch time doubly so.

More insane ramblings by the people who brought you beeeer milkshakes!
And as you know, these are open forums, you're able to come and listen to what I have to say.

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Monday, May 8, 2006 7:12 AM

Dons academics hat. drone... check, superior expression.... check

Technically, 'breakfast' is the meal with which you break your (sleep induced) fast - the longest period of not eating in the average persons day. So whatever time you roll out of bed, the first thing you eat is you breakfast. So sooner or later, everybody breakfasts. Or they die.

And while I am here, I shall solve the age old argument of who came first, the chicken or the egg.

Well according to my sources, it was the egg. The chicken was most displeased and imedietly dumped him for a partner with more... um, stamina.

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Hodgins: Your robot reminds me of you. You tell it to turn it stops. You tell it to stop it turns. You ask it to take out the garbage it watches reruns of Firefly.
FozzieWash, You know what I always say: sometimes you're the windshield, sometimes you're the bug!
KermieMal, I never Know what the heck you're talking about.
FozzieWash, Hey, look! They're sending us free lumber!
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Monday, May 8, 2006 7:27 AM

*groan* chicken or the egg...

Well, I did not want to go into academia-land, but thank you for taking us there...by the way, the hat looks wonderful, and I love the superior expression!

Holding until you get back, Captain.

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Monday, May 8, 2006 7:30 AM

Quote:
Well according to my sources, it was the egg. The chicken was most displeased and imedietly dumped him for a partner with more... um, stamina.

What happened? Did the batteries run out?

More insane ramblings by the people who brought you beeeer milkshakes!
And as you know, these are open forums, you're able to come and listen to what I have to say.

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Monday, May 8, 2006 7:51 AM

*groan*

Hey! I learned something new today!

Flakes come in Praline flavour!

I'd never seen one before, so I had to buy it and I will soon be eating it. Yummers.

Serenity,
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Monday, May 8, 2006 8:04 AM

Yes, praline was very tasty. I think I like it better than the original one.

I like hazelnuts.

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Monday, May 8, 2006 8:12 AM

you know i didn't know there was a praline version.

Mind you, the last time iI had a flake it was crumble and sprinkled on ice cream.

yum.

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Hodgins: Your robot reminds me of you. You tell it to turn it stops. You tell it to stop it turns. You ask it to take out the garbage it watches reruns of Firefly.
FozzieWash, You know what I always say: sometimes you're the windshield, sometimes you're the bug!
KermieMal, I never Know what the heck you're talking about.
FozzieWash, Hey, look! They're sending us free lumber!
http://www.myspace.com/seryndippyt

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Monday, May 8, 2006 8:15 AM

That is a fantastic idea. I must remember that!

Find the praline one. It's quite good. If you like hazelnuts, that is.

Serenity,
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Monday, May 8, 2006 10:55 AM

last time I had a flake.. she followed me around for near a month after.

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But you might as well talk to the stones and the trees and the sea
'Cause nobody knows And so few can see
There's only beauty and caring and truth beyond darkness." -Estonia(This Strange Engine) -Marillion

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Monday, May 8, 2006 12:45 PM

aye, a flake can be like that.

very posessive chocolate.

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Hodgins: Your robot reminds me of you. You tell it to turn it stops. You tell it to stop it turns. You ask it to take out the garbage it watches reruns of Firefly.
FozzieWash, You know what I always say: sometimes you're the windshield, sometimes you're the bug!
KermieMal, I never Know what the heck you're talking about.
FozzieWash, Hey, look! They're sending us free lumber!
http://www.myspace.com/seryndippyt

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Monday, May 8, 2006 1:06 PM

but so yummy and...well, flaky!

I am so tired. I want to SLEEP but I must go teach my guitar lesson. Meh.

Serenity,
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Bride8

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Tuesday, May 9, 2006 3:48 AM

No rest of the insomniac. Meh.

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Bride8

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Tuesday, May 9, 2006 6:29 AM

Hey, why not try sleeping on the patented SuperDuperMegaUltraIncrediblyComfySquishyFloor™?

I hear it's comfy.
Why do I do these things to myself? I am my own devil.

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"Finding the answer It's a human obsession
But you might as well talk to the stones and the trees and the sea
'Cause nobody knows And so few can see
There's only beauty and caring and truth beyond darkness." -Estonia(This Strange Engine) -Marillion

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Tuesday, May 9, 2006 7:02 AM

It is incredibly comfy, that is true. But when you can't sleep, you just can't sleep.

I'll give it try, though.

*curls up on the floor.*

Serenity,
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Bride8

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Tuesday, May 9, 2006 7:20 AM

*brings in a big comfy pillow, covers Serenity with a big blanket, turns on some soft music and turns down the lights.*
Get some rest, we've a busy night tomorrow.

Visit WWW.Marillion.Com for a better way to live
"Finding the answer It's a human obsession
But you might as well talk to the stones and the trees and the sea
'Cause nobody knows And so few can see
There's only beauty and caring and truth beyond darkness." -Estonia(This Strange Engine) -Marillion

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Tuesday, May 9, 2006 7:49 AM

We do?

What's tomorrow?

Serenity,
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Bride8

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Tuesday, May 9, 2006 8:00 AM

big plans! IM chat tonight, conference maybe. to organize.

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"Finding the answer It's a human obsession
But you might as well talk to the stones and the trees and the sea
'Cause nobody knows And so few can see
There's only beauty and caring and truth beyond darkness." -Estonia(This Strange Engine) -Marillion

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Tuesday, May 9, 2006 8:23 AM

What?

That's the first I've heard of an IM chat.

When? Where? What?

Some of us have things to do tonight.

Serenity,
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Bride8

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Tuesday, May 9, 2006 8:41 AM

well the big plan is for tomorrow, I just thought tonight we could discuss it. if everyone is around. I'll send you an IM now. then I gotta take a break from on-line.
back tonight.

Visit WWW.Marillion.Com for a better way to live
"Finding the answer It's a human obsession
But you might as well talk to the stones and the trees and the sea
'Cause nobody knows And so few can see
There's only beauty and caring and truth beyond darkness." -Estonia(This Strange Engine) -Marillion

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Tuesday, May 9, 2006 8:51 AM

What? I am soo confused.

You can't IM me because I'm at work. But you could email me when you get a chance and explain yourself.

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Tuesday, May 9, 2006 9:41 AM

Hmmm, that super squishy, comfy floor sounds nice. I am a bit tired. Somebody wake me if anything interesting happens.
*immediately falls down on floor and goes to sleep*
Oh, and ignore the snoring. Just hit me with a pillow if it bothers you.

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Tuesday, May 9, 2006 9:57 AM

*hits Persephone with a pillow*

Just teasing! We luvs ya!

Oh, and you know how there's always a picture from Firefly in the top left corner when you post? Well, my picture this time is the bodies handing from the ceiling in Bushwacked. It's very freaky and I hate whenever I get that one. *shudders*

That and Inara having sex. Is that really necessary? (Ignores the "YES!" chorus from the menfolk.)

Serenity,
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Bride8

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Tuesday, May 9, 2006 10:04 AM

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Tuesday, May 9, 2006 10:05 AM

OWW! I'll get you for that, when you least expect it...
*looks around with shifty eyes*

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Tuesday, May 9, 2006 10:25 AM

I fear no pillow!!

(but you know, if we were to get into a pillow fight, the guys wouldn't mind at all!)

Serenity,
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Bride8

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Tuesday, May 9, 2006 10:30 AM

Pillow fight?

*settles on the comfy floor*

This ought to be fun.

Holding until you get back, Captain.

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Tuesday, May 9, 2006 10:41 AM

I should warn you- I throw a mean pillow, and I fight dirty...

*whacks Serenity in the face with a pillow and attempts to pull her hair but trips over Tristan in the process*

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Tuesday, May 9, 2006 10:41 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by CallMeSerenity:
I fear no pillow!!

Feathers!
Many feathers.
As I watch them floating gently in the breeze
I would dearly hope that they won't make me sneeze
Whilst I whack you with my pillow, if you please.

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Tuesday, May 9, 2006 10:45 AM

Sorry! I did not mean to get in the way! Just wanted to see the pillow fight!

*tries desperately to scramble away from the females locked in mortal pillow combat*

Whoa, wait, why am I trying to escape?

Holding until you get back, Captain.

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Tuesday, May 9, 2006 10:46 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Persephone736:
I should warn you- I throw a mean pillow, and I fight dirty...

*whacks Serenity in the face with a pillow and attempts to pull her hair but trips over Tristan in the process*

OOH! Hair pulling! That's a no-no!

*whacks Persephone with a pillow while she's down.*

Serenity,
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Bride8

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Tuesday, May 9, 2006 10:52 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by cozen:

Feathers!
Many feathers.
As I watch them floating gently in the breeze
I would dearly hope that they won't make me sneeze
Whilst I whack you with my pillow, if you please.

aaah-choo!

Serenity,
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Bride8

http://callmeserenity.livejournal.com/

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Tuesday, May 9, 2006 10:52 AM

Never hit someone when they're down! Grr...

*retaliates by throwing an extra stuffed pillow at Serenity who in turn falls down, the pillow has burst now and feathers are everywhere*

Ahh, I need something else to throw! There are no pillows within reach!

*grabs a bowl full of popcorn and dumps it on Serenity's head*

Haha, take that!

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Tuesday, May 9, 2006 10:56 AM

*sneezing, blowing feathers out of his face, this time scrambling away*

The popcorn did it...

*finds a high vantage point*

Hey, look, all kinds of neat things up here!

*begins dumping pillows, towels, buttered popcorn, whip cream cans, crazy string, and assorted other implements of a really good pillow fight onto the ground near the combatants*

Holding until you get back, Captain.

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Tuesday, May 9, 2006 11:04 AM

Ooh! That was mean!

*throws handfuls of feathers at Persephone, then gets up and grabs several pillows from the far side of the room. She runs back and begins lobbing pillows at Persephone from a distance. Most of them miss. She keeps one for each hand and prepares herself for battle, striking a karate pose and trying to look menacing, which is very hard as she's covered in popcorn and feathers.*

Serenity,
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Bride8

http://callmeserenity.livejournal.com/

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Tuesday, May 9, 2006 11:10 AM

Haha!
*points and laughs at Serenity*

You look quite amusing...oh hey thanks Tristan.

*grabs a can of silly string and covers Serenity with it*

Hahaha, now you look really funny!

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Tuesday, May 9, 2006 11:10 AM

stupid double posts...

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Tuesday, May 9, 2006 11:17 AM

*attacks Persephone with whipped cream*

Now you look just as silly!

*whack*

Serenity,
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Bride8

http://callmeserenity.livejournal.com/

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Tuesday, May 9, 2006 11:26 AM

Gasp! Whipped cream, how dare you! Alright, this is war...

*pulls out a water gun*

I call her Vera...

*proceeds to soak Serenity*

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Tuesday, May 9, 2006 11:35 AM

Quote:
(but you know, if we were to get into a pillow fight, the guys wouldn't mind at all!)

um, i'm not so sure LMD would agree with you there.

(ok, i'm going to stop trying to be sane. *backs away slowly*)

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Hodgins: Your robot reminds me of you. You tell it to turn it stops. You tell it to stop it turns. You ask it to take out the garbage it watches reruns of Firefly.
FozzieWash, You know what I always say: sometimes you're the windshield, sometimes you're the bug!
KermieMal, I never Know what the heck you're talking about.
FozzieWash, Hey, look! They're sending us free lumber!
http://www.myspace.com/seryndippyt

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Tuesday, May 9, 2006 1:15 PM

* Quietly walks over to a pair of levers. Pulls the first sealing the combantant in four thick, see through, plastic walls. Pulls the second filling the area hip deep in Jell-O. *

*starts taking bets*

Visit WWW.Marillion.Com for a better way to live
"Finding the answer It's a human obsession
But you might as well talk to the stones and the trees and the sea
'Cause nobody knows And so few can see
There's only beauty and caring and truth beyond darkness." -Estonia(This Strange Engine) -Marillion

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Tuesday, May 9, 2006 1:29 PM

Ewww, I hate jello. It's okay, this will not phase me.
*looks around to find some way to use the jello as an advantage*

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Tuesday, May 9, 2006 10:48 PM

Well I guess this is one form of anti insomnia therapy, and here I was wondering if anybody wanted to watch a movie.

Scorpion Regent

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Wednesday, May 10, 2006 4:14 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Persephone736:

*proceeds to soak Serenity*

Oh no! Now my white t-shirt is all wet and clingy!

Serenity,
First Officer of Destiny
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Bride8

http://callmeserenity.livejournal.com/

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Wednesday, May 10, 2006 4:16 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Jadehand:
* Quietly walks over to a pair of levers. Pulls the first sealing the combantant in four thick, see through, plastic walls. Pulls the second filling the area hip deep in Jell-O. *

Is it green jello?

I hate green jello!

I hate all jello, but green really bothers me for some reason.

Serenity,
First Officer of Destiny
President of The Juggled Gosling Chatroom
Bride8

http://callmeserenity.livejournal.com/

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Wednesday, May 10, 2006 10:45 AM

Jello is unnaturally wobbly- just plain weird...anyway...how to approach this situation, well I guess there's only one thing to do...

*shoves a fist full of jello into Serenity's face*

I'm sorry, blame Jadehand

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Wednesday, May 10, 2006 10:59 AM

Oooh! You are going DOWN!!

*lunges at Perseph, knocking her over into the jello.*

Serenity,
First Officer of Destiny
President of The Juggled Gosling Chatroom
Bride8

http://callmeserenity.livejournal.com/

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Wednesday, May 10, 2006 11:03 AM

Ah, the joys of Jell-o!

*pulls a chair up to the glass to watch the carnage*

Holding until you get back, Captain.

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Wednesday, May 10, 2006 11:08 AM

Ugh!

*quickly swings her legs under Serenity which knocks her down into the Jello*

Haha, take that!

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Wednesday, May 10, 2006 11:44 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by seryn:
Quote:
(but you know, if we were to get into a pillow fight, the guys wouldn't mind at all!)

um, i'm not so sure LMD would agree with you there.

lol

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