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The League Of Psychic Nutcases - Join Here

POSTED BY: DAVESHAYNE
UPDATED: Sunday, December 24, 2006 13:00
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Thursday, December 21, 2006 8:17 AM

DAVESHAYNE


I know you want to join but I'd like to hear you say it.

What will we do in our League? Anything we want to fellow albatrosses. Maybe the soup thing, maybe blow everybody up. Well not blow up per se more like resize in a photoshop like software program. The nice nurses wont let me have explosives.

David

"Not completely as well as the series of Firefly..." - From a review of Serenity at amazon.de

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Thursday, December 21, 2006 8:22 AM

LITTLEALBATROSS29


Is it time for our meds yet ? I like meds time

The soup thing could be fun too.I've got really long hair.

ooohhh look at the pretty bird ....

Bryce
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Thursday, December 21, 2006 8:45 AM

KELAI


Oh, this place is for me!

How 'bout tearing off soup can labels??

--

//breathe today So many lies s w i r l i n g
All A R O U N D You
you're S U F F O C A T I N G
the e m p t y shape in Y O U
s t e a l s your b r e a t h

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Thursday, December 21, 2006 8:48 AM

DAVESHAYNE


Quote:

Originally posted by LittleAlbatross29:
Is it time for our meds yet ? I like meds time

The soup thing could be fun too.I've got really long hair.

ooohhh look at the pretty bird ....



Hummingbird.

David

"Not completely as well as the series of Firefly..." - From a review of Serenity at amazon.de

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Thursday, December 21, 2006 8:50 AM

DAVESHAYNE


Quote:

Originally posted by Kelai:
Oh, this place is for me!

How 'bout tearing off soup can labels??



Dibs on smashing packets of crackers.

David

"Not completely as well as the series of Firefly..." - From a review of Serenity at amazon.de

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Thursday, December 21, 2006 8:50 AM

LITTLEALBATROSS29


no no no no ! rabbits.


Bryce

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Thursday, December 21, 2006 8:52 AM

YINYANG

You were busy trying to get yourself lit on fire. It happens.


I bet we could still cut people up with these dinky plastic knives.


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Thursday, December 21, 2006 8:53 AM

GLADIATOR32


Dudes, I am SO here! Sign me up, baby! Just don't tear pages out of your symbol, or they WILL turn into paper...

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Thursday, December 21, 2006 8:55 AM

CALLMESERENITY


I heard someone calling my name!

No?

Oh, just the voices in my head again.

Shhhh!

Serenity,
President of The Juggled Gosling Chatroom
Bride8

http://callmeserenity.livejournal.com/

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Thursday, December 21, 2006 8:57 AM

KURYA


I would love to join! I would love to fix the logical fallacies in some religious texts... maybe do some scribbles here and there. That noah's arc is a paradox that needs to be fixed!
Prakash

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Thursday, December 21, 2006 9:40 AM

DAVESHAYNE


Quote:

Originally posted by LittleAlbatross29:
no no no no ! rabbits.



I like rabits.

David

"Not completely as well as the series of Firefly..." - From a review of Serenity at amazon.de

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Thursday, December 21, 2006 9:44 AM

DAVESHAYNE


Quote:

Originally posted by yinyang:
I bet we could still cut people up with these dinky plastic knives.



You got a knife? All I have is this prety little spork. And one chopstick. Hard to eat with just the one chopstick but as long as the food isn't too problematicl I manage.

David

"Not completely as well as the series of Firefly..." - From a review of Serenity at amazon.de

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Thursday, December 21, 2006 9:50 AM

YINYANG

You were busy trying to get yourself lit on fire. It happens.


Well, you can borrow my knife if you really want to.






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Thursday, December 21, 2006 9:57 AM

DAVESHAYNE


Quote:

Originally posted by yinyang:
Well, you can borrow my knife if you really want to.








*Crocodile Dundee runs into thread*

That aint a knoife, This is a Knoi.... *Dundee slumps to the floor unconcious*

These chopsticks are more usefull than they at first glance appear. Thanks for the offer though. If I need a knife now I know where to get one.

David

"Not completely as well as the series of Firefly..." - From a review of Serenity at amazon.de

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Thursday, December 21, 2006 10:00 AM

DESKTOPHIPPIE


People! People! When you're cutting people to shreds with plastic cutlery sporks are the only way to go!






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Blog available at http://desktophippie.blogspot.com

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Thursday, December 21, 2006 10:20 AM

LITTLEALBATROSS29


scallops are the answer.


Bryce
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Thursday, December 21, 2006 10:54 AM

YINYANG

You were busy trying to get yourself lit on fire. It happens.


Says you, Hippie -

::looks around suddenly, then opens and closes her mouth::

Look what you did, mentioning sporks! Now they're gonna take Christmas away...


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Thursday, December 21, 2006 11:03 AM

DESKTOPHIPPIE


*waving her spork* If the snow is too heavy then the roof will cave in. Your brains are in terrible danger!!!




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Thursday, December 21, 2006 11:07 AM

YINYANG

You were busy trying to get yourself lit on fire. It happens.


::picking up her knife melodramatically::

No power in the 'verse can stop me.


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Thursday, December 21, 2006 11:08 AM

KELAI


Quote:

Originally posted by DesktopHippie:





Agreed. Poke and dig, a little jab, a little more.

--

//breathe today So many lies s w i r l i n g
All A R O U N D You
you're S U F F O C A T I N G
the e m p t y shape in Y O U
s t e a l s your b r e a t h

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Thursday, December 21, 2006 11:09 AM

KELAI


Starting a pillow collection!







GREEN SQUISHY PILLOW! MINE AND MINE ONLY. Unless you want a squish. Also, I can kill you with my mind...


--

//breathe today So many lies s w i r l i n g
All A R O U N D You
you're S U F F O C A T I N G
the e m p t y shape in Y O U
s t e a l s your b r e a t h

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Thursday, December 21, 2006 11:12 AM

DAVESHAYNE


Quote:

Originally posted by DesktopHippie:
People! People! When you're cutting people to shreds with plastic cutlery sporks are the only way to go!



Yeah Sporks get all the love. How do you think the knife/spoons (Knoons) feel ablut that. Lonely little slurping slash chopping tools need lunchtime affection too. Plus the evergreen fork/knife - the Fife. Absolutely essential to go with the untouchable muskets and the drums. And if you have 2 of them you have a Pair of Fives. Admitedly not a the best of hands but you can win with it depending on the tall card.

Sporks.

David

"Not completely as well as the series of Firefly..." - From a review of Serenity at amazon.de

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Thursday, December 21, 2006 11:20 AM

YINYANG

You were busy trying to get yourself lit on fire. It happens.


My collection is better.




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Thursday, December 21, 2006 11:21 AM

GLADIATOR32


I don't use no fancy cutlery. I just close my eyes, open my mouth, and throw the food at my face until something gets in the mouth. Don't like my technique?? Too bad, cuz I like it! It's the way forward. And backward. And on Wednesdays, sideward...

Plums are tall

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Thursday, December 21, 2006 11:26 AM

DAVESHAYNE


Quote:

Originally posted by Gladiator32:
I don't use no fancy cutlery.



You should try the Kniforkoon. Three great pieces of flatware in one easily breakable plastic part.

David

"Not completely as well as the series of Firefly..." - From a review of Serenity at amazon.de

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Thursday, December 21, 2006 11:28 AM

GLADIATOR32


Maybe, just maybe, I shall use that. Can't be as fun as throwing handfulls of pasta at your face, tho...

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Thursday, December 21, 2006 11:28 AM

DAVESHAYNE


Quote:

Originally posted by LittleAlbatross29:
scallops are the answer.



Ah but what my dearest 29 is the question?

David

"Not completely as well as the series of Firefly..." - From a review of Serenity at amazon.de

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Thursday, December 21, 2006 11:31 AM

DAVESHAYNE


Quote:

Originally posted by yinyang:
My collection is better.






Oooh, Pretty dolls.

David

"Not completely as well as the series of Firefly..." - From a review of Serenity at amazon.de

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Thursday, December 21, 2006 11:33 AM

YINYANG

You were busy trying to get yourself lit on fire. It happens.


Have one, then.

::throws the smallest one at daveshayne's eye::


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Thursday, December 21, 2006 11:36 AM

ZZETTA13


What about Ducktape? It is the miracle invention :)

Z

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Thursday, December 21, 2006 11:37 AM

KELAI


Quote:

Originally posted by yinyang:
My collection is better.






But they'll be broken ... broken. ::Throwsthe largest one across the room. It shatters:: SHATTERED! Broken! The shard keep ringing in my ears! They're all BROKEN and won't get up!

::Continues to throw others:: They're all inside of each other, broken layers. ::Picksup shattered piece:: Broken souls...

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//breathe today So many lies s w i r l i n g
All A R O U N D You
you're S U F F O C A T I N G
the e m p t y shape in Y O U
s t e a l s your b r e a t h

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Thursday, December 21, 2006 11:38 AM

LITTLEALBATROSS29


oh boy dolls !!! She's full of tiny people !!!

What's the question ? I used to know. Now I only know scallops.Fnord.


Bryce
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Thursday, December 21, 2006 11:40 AM

GLADIATOR32


Quote:

Originally posted by zzetta13:
What about Ducktape? It is the miracle invention :)

Z



I used that once. It hurt the hairs and the skin cried red tears of pain. Never again. NEVER AGAIN!

*runs of crying*

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Thursday, December 21, 2006 12:09 PM

YINYANG

You were busy trying to get yourself lit on fire. It happens.


::tackles Kelai::

No! You'll bring them here!

::slaps her with the knife and shreds a pillow, then suddenly calms down::

All gone.

::gets up and lays on a table::


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Thursday, December 21, 2006 12:45 PM

GLADIATOR32


Quote:

Originally posted by LittleAlbatross29:

What's the question ? I used to know. Now I only know scallops.Fnord.



I know the question. But I'm not telling, it's not in the spirit of the holiday.

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Thursday, December 21, 2006 1:35 PM

LITTLEALBATROSS29


I'll send the scallops after you if you don't tell....2 by 2 ....


Bryce
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Thursday, December 21, 2006 2:03 PM

PDCHARLES

What happened? He see your face?


Me1: Mmmmm... scallops. I….

Me2: U must comply with League rules.

Me1: Nuh Uh...

Me2: U must... you must... I got a spork now! don’ make me use it!

Me1: yeah, well I got a wooden-stick-thing from my ice cream cup. Its *ahhhh* hard and owwww splinter.... uhh relatively dangerous.

Me2: It's On!!!

*cartoon dust ball ensues*

Me3: BAM! BAM! take two... u know the rest.

Me4: Now THAT… was just uncalled for.

*Me3 tosses DaveShayne some explosives*



latest vid


the lyrics http://www.greenplastic.com/lyrics/lucky.php

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Thursday, December 21, 2006 2:18 PM

DOCTROID


I'll join as long as I don't have to come out of here. Can I stay in here and join? I like it in here. It's dark. And they can't hear me. But I can hear them. Oh yes.

And when I pull on the wires the angels dance!

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Thursday, December 21, 2006 2:22 PM

KELAI


Lying on cargo bay catwalk. Mesh metal scaffolding is soooo comfy. Squares against your skin, like cubes but the aren't ... six cubed.

--

//breathe today So many lies s w i r l i n g
All A R O U N D You
you're S U F F O C A T I N G
the e m p t y shape in Y O U
s t e a l s your b r e a t h

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Thursday, December 21, 2006 2:23 PM

KELAI


Quote:

Originally posted by doctroid:
I'll join as long as I don't have to come out of here. Can I stay in here and join? I like it in here. It's dark. And they can't hear me. But I can hear them. Oh yes.

And when I pull on the wires the angels dance!



I can see you!

--

//breathe today So many lies s w i r l i n g
All A R O U N D You
you're S U F F O C A T I N G
the e m p t y shape in Y O U
s t e a l s your b r e a t h

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Thursday, December 21, 2006 2:24 PM

LITTLEALBATROSS29


Now you know that we don't let DayveShayne play with things that go boom anymore !


Noises too loud , people ,noises , smells... too much... too much...fnord .


Bryce
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Thursday, December 21, 2006 4:07 PM

BLACKBEANIE


Have the lambs stopped screaming?

I'm sorry, they made me do it.

Anyhow, I'd love to join.

The Crow: Serenity
Coming 2007

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Thursday, December 21, 2006 4:18 PM

ASORTAFAIRYTALE


I'd like to join!
I'll try to keep my big hair tied up so I don't scare anyone though.

---------
Love keeps her in the air when she outta fall down, tells you she's hurting before she keels. Makes her a home.


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Thursday, December 21, 2006 8:16 PM

DAVESHAYNE


Quote:

Originally posted by yinyang:
Have one, then.

::throws the smallest one at daveshayne's eye::



I bet you though you could get me to blink. But you were wrong. I seem to have scratched my eye but I didn't blink.

I. Am. Not. Blinky.

David

"Not completely as well as the series of Firefly..." - From a review of Serenity at amazon.de

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Thursday, December 21, 2006 8:19 PM

DAVESHAYNE


Quote:

Originally posted by LittleAlbatross29:
boom



*the muppet anarchist runs into the room* Did somebody say boom? *the muppet anarchist presses the plunger down on an old style electric detonator. smoke, flames, and an impressive sound of explosion fills the thread*

David

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Thursday, December 21, 2006 8:20 PM

DAVESHAYNE


Quote:

Originally posted by blackbeanie:
Anyhow, I'd love to join.



Did you bring the fava beans? Anyway yeah you're in.

David

"Not completely as well as the series of Firefly..." - From a review of Serenity at amazon.de

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Thursday, December 21, 2006 8:21 PM

DAVESHAYNE


Quote:

Originally posted by asortafairytale:
I'd like to join!
I'll try to keep my big hair tied up so I don't scare anyone though.



Just try and not join. You're one of us and I know you know it.

David

"Not completely as well as the series of Firefly..." - From a review of Serenity at amazon.de

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Thursday, December 21, 2006 8:58 PM

WHIMSICALNBRAINPAN


Reporting for duty. As long as it doesn't conflict with my therapy sessions.

"Well, my days of not taking you seriously are certainly coming to a middle." http://whimsicalnbrainpan.blogspot.com/

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Thursday, December 21, 2006 9:05 PM

MAI


Can I play too? Please?! *puppy dog eyes*

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Thursday, December 21, 2006 9:21 PM

DAVESHAYNE


Quote:

Originally posted by Whimsicalnbrainpan:
Reporting for duty. As long as it doesn't conflict with my therapy sessions.



Dearest Whimsy,

Duty is your therapy sesions.

David

"Not completely as well as the series of Firefly..." - From a review of Serenity at amazon.de

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