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The League of Psychic Nutcases - In the spirit of the holiday

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Sunday, December 24, 2006 8:03 AM

DAVESHAYNE


Previously on League of Psychic Nutcases
http://www.fireflyfans.net/thread.asp?b=11&t=26091

Please Santa, please Santa,please Santa, please bring me a pony. And a plastic rocket. I pomise I'll rub soup in your hair.

David

"Not completely as well as the series of Firefly..." - From a review of Serenity at amazon.de

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Sunday, December 24, 2006 8:32 AM

GLADIATOR32


OOOHH, ME NEXT!

Dear Santa, I want a new pair of combat boots, a crate of apples (the bits that stay down, not the fluids and apples bits that come back up) and a nice shiny tree. I DEMAND TREES, BWAH HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA!

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Sunday, December 24, 2006 8:38 AM

YINYANG

You were busy trying to get yourself lit on fire. It happens.


I want nothingness, and some new socks, please.


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Sunday, December 24, 2006 9:07 AM

ASORTAFAIRYTALE


I want some fruity oaty bars! Without the song please though...

Remember, don't look in the closet, it's greedy.

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Love keeps her in the air when she outta fall down, tells you she's hurting before she keels. Makes her a home.


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Sunday, December 24, 2006 11:40 AM

SCARECROW866


Dear Santa,

Please bring me a stick that sounds like its raining, and also another set of jacks. Those little balls keep rolling away...

Annie

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Sunday, December 24, 2006 12:17 PM

GLADIATOR32


The jacks are in your head. They're cutting up your mind, GET THEM OUT!!!

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Sunday, December 24, 2006 12:17 PM

BLACKBEANIE


Dear Santa,
All I want is for someone to please, please make the voices stop.
And if you're feeling really generous, I would also like some fava beans amd a nice chianti.
I'll provide the rest.

The Crow: Serenity
Coming 2007

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Sunday, December 24, 2006 12:30 PM

ASORTAFAIRYTALE


The voices don't need to stop. They're the only ones who understand...

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Love keeps her in the air when she outta fall down, tells you she's hurting before she keels. Makes her a home.


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Sunday, December 24, 2006 12:48 PM

VERSEEXPLORER


Dear Santa,
Please send food that is not problematic.




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Sunday, December 24, 2006 2:13 PM

BLACKBEANIE


I don't know what sort of happy voices you hear, but, mine...
What? No, I won't. YOU CAN'T MAKE ME!
Mine are a little unpleasant,

The Crow: Serenity
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Sunday, December 24, 2006 2:18 PM

DOCTROID


Dear Santa,

Please bring Q-tips to poke the voices with.

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Monday, December 25, 2006 5:29 AM

LITTLEALBATROSS29


Just who is this Santa person everyone keeps talking about ???????
Stop confusing me !!!!


Bryce
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Monday, December 25, 2006 5:37 AM

GLADIATOR32


Don't be confused! He's the man that flies the moon. He gives presents to the space monkeys, and eats all the rice...

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Monday, December 25, 2006 8:57 AM

DESKTOPHIPPIE


Dear Santa,

Please bring me an axe, a machete...



...a butcher's knife...



...a widescreen TV...



...and something yummy to eat



If you bring these things to me quickly and without fuss I promise not to tell Mrs. Claus what you've been hiding at the back of your sock drawer.






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Monday, December 25, 2006 11:42 AM

TRAVELER


Dear Santa:

I would like a Calahan Fullbore Autolock with customized trigger and a double cartridge thoroughgauge. I will name it Vera and take good care of it. I may even dress it up sometimes.

Thank You;
Traveler


Traveler

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Monday, December 25, 2006 4:37 PM

LITTLEALBATROSS29


I don't understand why you all are asking this Santa man for presents.Everyone knows it's the holy platypuss that brings them every other Tuesday.


Bryce
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Monday, December 25, 2006 4:57 PM

TRAVELER




I will not wait for some filthy holy platypuss to show up on ever other tuesday.

I am Zim and demand my presents now! Or face your DOOM.


Traveler

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Monday, December 25, 2006 5:35 PM

LITTLEALBATROSS29


o.k , Zim here's an elephant sandwich .But don't tell anyone , it's a secret,shhhhh .


Bryce
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Monday, December 25, 2006 5:50 PM

KELAI


What Kelai wants
*Item for measurement of vestigial solar cycles
*an axe
*big box of batteries
*a puppy!

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Tuesday, December 26, 2006 8:52 AM

DAVESHAYNE


I got a spork!

David

"Not completely as well as the series of Firefly..." - From a review of Serenity at amazon.de

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Tuesday, December 26, 2006 8:56 AM

LITTLEALBATROSS29


LA29 eyes the spork with jealousy .
But it's Tuesday & the holy Platypuss should be along any minute now.

Bryce
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Tuesday, December 26, 2006 9:38 AM

DAVESHAYNE


Quote:

Originally posted by LittleAlbatross29:
LA29 eyes the spork with jealousy .



You can use my spork if you want to.

Quote:

But it's Tuesday & the holy Platypuss should be along any minute now.


Unless it's coming next tuesday.

David

"Not completely as well as the series of Firefly..." - From a review of Serenity at amazon.de

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Tuesday, December 26, 2006 9:53 AM

ROXYFREEFALL

Woman, you are completely off your nut.


Quote:

Originally posted by LittleAlbatross29:

But it's Tuesday & the holy Platypuss should be along any minute now.



THERE IS A TUESDAY PLATYPUSS?? WHY WAS I NOT TOLD THIS?? AND CAN IT BRING ME GRENADES?? AND MOST IMPORTANT OF ALL WHY AM I SHOUTING??

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Tuesday, December 26, 2006 9:58 AM

GLADIATOR32


Quote:

Originally posted by RoxyFreefall:

THERE IS A TUESDAY PLATYPUSS?? WHY WAS I NOT TOLD THIS?? AND CAN IT BRING ME GRENADES?? AND MOST IMPORTANT OF ALL WHY AM I SHOUTING??



BECAUSE GRENADES ARE THE BEST THINGS IN THE 'VERSE, AND THEREFORE NEED TO BE SHOUTED ABOUT, SO EVERY NON-GRNADE LOVING IDIOT REALISES THAT THEY ARE THE BEST THINGS IN THE 'VERSE, AND NEED TO BE SHOUTED ABOUT!!!

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Tuesday, December 26, 2006 10:20 AM

DESKTOPHIPPIE


Gee, sure would be nice if we had some grenades...




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Tuesday, December 26, 2006 10:23 AM

GLADIATOR32


Mmmmmm, lovely grenades make the world go BOOM!!!

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Tuesday, December 26, 2006 10:29 AM

LITTLEALBATROSS29


Roxy and Gladiator32 - Stop the shouting !! You're going to wake up the shrubbery.I'll never be able to get it back to sleep.

Grenades are shiny and handy though...

Bryce
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Tuesday, December 26, 2006 10:50 AM

TRAVELER


Thank you for the sandwich LittleAlbatross29. You treat me so well.

Since everyone wants grenades. Could the holy platypus send me those small ones that fit in apples. I like to surprise my guests.

Thanks again
Zim bringer of DOOM


Traveler

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Tuesday, December 26, 2006 11:03 AM

LITTLEALBATROSS29


LA29 puts her head on travelers shoulder crying.

I forgot that he's coming next Tuesday, not today.


But I hear that the blackbird of Wendsday might make an appearance tomorrow !
She should have plenty grenades for all,in every shape and size ! Even bunny shaped ones !

I'm happy that you liked the sandwich. I love feeding my friends ! Sometimes I feed them to my pet alligator,but she's full now so don't worry !

Bryce
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Tuesday, December 26, 2006 11:22 AM

TRAVELER




Gir not waffles. We need apples for the grenades.
The blackbird is coming and I need apples for my plan of DOOM


Traveler

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Tuesday, December 26, 2006 11:26 AM

ROXYFREEFALL

Woman, you are completely off your nut.


Oooo, the blackbird ALWAYS brings shiny grenades! I want an anvil-sized one, better for throwing.

*waves at LA29* Hey LA! Where it your shrubbery? I want to go whisper at it loudly.

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Tuesday, December 26, 2006 11:41 AM

LITTLEALBATROSS29


The shrubbery ran away with Daveshayne's spork !I think they'll be very happy together !

LA29 waves at Roxy whilst hopping on 1 foot !

Bryce
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Tuesday, December 26, 2006 12:02 PM

YINYANG

You were busy trying to get yourself lit on fire. It happens.


<.< >.>

::cluthes her socks and creeps over to the refridgerator, then puts them in the vegetable crisper::

They'll last longer in there.


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Tuesday, December 26, 2006 2:30 PM

LITTLEALBATROSS29


Yummy - crispy socks ! But do we have mustard ?

I refuse to eat crispy socks without mustard


Bryce
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Tuesday, December 26, 2006 3:49 PM

YINYANG

You were busy trying to get yourself lit on fire. It happens.


You could try the mustard pool outside, if you don't mind the chlorine.


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Tuesday, December 26, 2006 3:57 PM

LITTLEALBATROSS29


Yay a swimming party !


LA29 dives into the mustard pool with her floaty duck !

No running around the pool area,someone could fall & die .

Bryce
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Tuesday, December 26, 2006 5:36 PM

YINYANG

You were busy trying to get yourself lit on fire. It happens.


::does a handstand, and watches a couple of goslings stumble by::

I'm not cleaning that up.


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Tuesday, December 26, 2006 6:05 PM

DEBB


Hearing voices is not so bad...it's just when they tell you to clean the guns and take them to work that can be a problem. Oh..wait..was that my outside voice again? Damn!

Debb

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Tuesday, December 26, 2006 6:27 PM

YINYANG

You were busy trying to get yourself lit on fire. It happens.


When do any of us ever use our inside voices? They always use us first - never asking, never thanking.


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Tuesday, December 26, 2006 8:08 PM

DEBB


So true Yinyang....so true.

Debb

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Tuesday, December 26, 2006 8:09 PM

KELAI


Quote:

Originally posted by yinyang:
When do any of us ever use our inside voices? They always use us first - never asking, never thanking.



Mine are always screaming.

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Tuesday, December 26, 2006 8:12 PM

ROXYFREEFALL

Woman, you are completely off your nut.


My voices say the answer is blue.

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Tuesday, December 26, 2006 9:40 PM

GLADIATOR32


My voice always prefered red. Everything looks better in red. The mustardy goslings confuse me. They accuse the world of greed. Why do they accuse the world of greed??

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Tuesday, December 26, 2006 10:11 PM

ROXYFREEFALL

Woman, you are completely off your nut.


Hmmm, red, BRILLIANT!! I'll have to discuss this further with the voices. They can make me very good mittens now.

Oh and why do the goslings accuse the world of greed? It's like asking, why the sky is plaid? Just is, silly.

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Wednesday, December 27, 2006 6:29 AM

DAVESHAYNE


Quote:

Originally posted by RoxyFreefall:
goslings



I hate geeses to pieces. Sorry my straightjacket is chafing.

David

"Not completely as well as the series of Firefly..." - From a review of Serenity at amazon.de

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Wednesday, December 27, 2006 6:56 AM

LITTLEALBATROSS29


apply some lotioon and thank the goslings for not shooting you with their laser beam eyes.

My voices made friends with Roxy's voices & went to have a psrty somewhere else.

Their silence is way too loud.

Bryce
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Wednesday, December 27, 2006 7:12 AM

DAVESHAYNE


No lotion.
No laser.
No pastry.
No loud.

Black the to out me take
Back coming not I'm them tell
Sea the boil and land the burn
Me from sky the take can't you

Loud no.
Laser no.
Pastry no.
Lotion no.

Come on come on and do the lotion no with me. Cranberry sauce.

David

"Not completely as well as the series of Firefly..." - From a review of Serenity at amazon.de

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Wednesday, December 27, 2006 7:25 AM

LITTLEALBATROSS29


allergic to cranberries, make me itch...mustard bath ? I've got a rubber duckie and a toy boat...

Bryce





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Wednesday, December 27, 2006 8:25 AM

ROXYFREEFALL

Woman, you are completely off your nut.


Quote:

Originally posted by LittleAlbatross29:


My voices made friends with Roxy's voices & went to have a psrty somewhere else.

Their silence is way too loud.



Awww, the voices weren't done with the mittens yet. Oh well. I'll have to find another way to occupy my time.

*flips a chair upside down and crawls underneath it*

Y'all make me scared with all your cranberry and mustard talk.

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Wednesday, December 27, 2006 8:53 AM

LITTLEALBATROSS29


Don't be frightened - sing with me instead ,it will bring the floods..and the pop tarts

If you're happy and you know it clap your hands ...


Bryce
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