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The League Of Psychic Nutcases - Fish tanks, Sporks, and Cheese Swimming

POSTED BY: DAVESHAYNE
UPDATED: Saturday, January 13, 2007 11:09
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Saturday, January 6, 2007 9:05 AM

DAVESHAYNE


Previously on League of Psychic Nutcases
http://www.fireflyfans.net/thread.asp?b=11&t=26091
http://www.fireflyfans.net/thread.asp?b=11&t=26136

I'm'a be away from the interweb for a few vestigial modes of time measurement so I thought I'd get the next thread started off right before I go. And by right I mean I've planted a soup bomb somewhere in the ward with a timer. You just wont know when it'll go off. Bwahahahaha.

Here fishy, fishy, fishy.


David

"Not completely as well as the series of Firefly..." - From a review of Serenity at amazon.de

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Saturday, January 6, 2007 9:16 AM

PENGUIN


The human body can be drained of blood in 8.6 seconds given adequate vacuuming systems.

Now where did I put my blood vacuum?

Clowns to the left of me… ...Jokers to the right...

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Saturday, January 6, 2007 9:47 AM

LITTLEALBATROSS29


Have fun storming the castle David !!
Sparkles will miss you ...


Blood vacuum's in the closet on the right ,Penguin dear ..

Sporky,sporky,sporkety,spork

look how nicely Sparkles dances to the spork song !

Bryce
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Saturday, January 6, 2007 11:25 PM

GLADIATOR32


I'm sorry, but I broke the blood vacuumer whilst getting the voices out of the closet...

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Sunday, January 7, 2007 3:17 AM

LITTLEALBATROSS29


If you can''t treat the toys nicely - we'll have to take them away from you...

Now I will have to find a fresh victim..I mean friend ...



Bryce
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Sunday, January 7, 2007 6:05 AM

GLADIATOR32


Quote:

Originally posted by LittleAlbatross29:
If you can''t treat the toys nicely - we'll have to take them away from you...



He is sorry, he is ashamed



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Sunday, January 7, 2007 6:10 AM

LITTLEALBATROSS29


That's better precious...we like guilt ..

Bryce
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Sunday, January 7, 2007 8:54 AM

ROXYFREEFALL

Woman, you are completely off your nut.


The vacuum is broken? *sigh* And I had blood to suck up today. Might we have a small Dust-Buster version? Who I need it for isn't very big...

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Sunday, January 7, 2007 11:53 AM

KELAI


The vaccuum went dead. I worked, and you kept making it sucked things up. YOu shouldn't meddle with it. Things shouldn't be meeddled with. Stopped sucking. IT ISNT PROGRESSING!

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Sunday, January 7, 2007 11:35 PM

MAGDALENA

"No power in the 'verse can stop me!"


Here's my heart... see? You shouldn't have done that to it... I wanted it to be that colour!!! Why does nobody understand that I like it the way it is... and sporking it won't help either!!!

If I was a roll of film I would be taken far more seriously... why I had to be born a pink mobile phone is beyond me...





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Sunday, January 7, 2007 11:35 PM

MAGDALENA

"No power in the 'verse can stop me!"



...but why not... I think it actually had something to do with it...

*eyes the platypus with distrust and backs slowly out of the room...*
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Monday, January 8, 2007 8:41 AM

LITTLEALBATROSS29


lA29 runs into the room screaming her head off...

Then she sees Magda , stops screaming long enough to run up to her and stop her from going...

It's ok Sparkles our bear will eat the nasty platypuss.No worries after that...

Bryce
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Monday, January 8, 2007 9:05 AM

GUYWHOWANTSAFIREFLYOFHISOWN


ummm, can someone please tell me why my refrigerator won't fire it's nuclear spoon whenever I take the milk out?

Why is the rum always gone?

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Monday, January 8, 2007 9:14 AM

GLADIATOR32


Quote:

Originally posted by Guywhowantsafireflyofhisown:
ummm, can someone please tell me why my refrigerator won't fire it's nuclear spoon whenever I take the milk out?



Can't say, but the Macaroni Cheese had something to do with it....

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Monday, January 8, 2007 9:20 AM

GUYWHOWANTSAFIREFLYOFHISOWN


answer me

if you don't I shall feed you to the infernal spawn of evil

and here it is:



Why is the rum always gone?

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Monday, January 8, 2007 9:31 AM

GLADIATOR32


Quote:

Originally posted by Guywhowantsafireflyofhisown:
answer me

if you don't I shall feed you to the infernal spawn of evil

and here it is:





*cries*

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Monday, January 8, 2007 9:33 AM

GUYWHOWANTSAFIREFLYOFHISOWN


*giggles*

oh, and while I was out I got a new blood vacuum

Why is the rum always gone?

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Monday, January 8, 2007 9:42 AM

GLADIATOR32


Hooray! All hail the BLOOD VACUUM! Let us dance, one and all, round and round like the wind and the rain!



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Monday, January 8, 2007 9:45 AM

GUYWHOWANTSAFIREFLYOFHISOWN


let's don't and say we did

*pokes gladiator's butt with a spork and runs away laughing*

Why is the rum always gone?

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Monday, January 8, 2007 9:53 AM

GLADIATOR32


*giggles* Your arse is grass!

*chaces Guy with small coctail stick*

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Monday, January 8, 2007 10:12 AM

GUYWHOWANTSAFIREFLYOFHISOWN


really? I coulda swore it was muscular.

*throws a bottle of rum(by which I mean a baggie full of water) at gladiator*

Why is the rum always gone?

*the rum hits* oh, that's why

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Monday, January 8, 2007 10:23 AM

GLADIATOR32


Hmmm, my mistake. I don't appreciate being covered by rummy water, this calls for retaliation!

*whips out SuperSoaker of brandy*

En garde!

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Monday, January 8, 2007 10:27 AM

GUYWHOWANTSAFIREFLYOFHISOWN


2 things: First how did you get a supersoaker?

second there was no rum in the baggie


Why is the rum always gone?

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Monday, January 8, 2007 10:36 AM

GLADIATOR32


I hid in several small parts about my person, and assembled it when you weren't looking! Oh, there was not rum??

*drinks brandy, re-fills SuperSoaker with water*

En *hic* garde!

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Monday, January 8, 2007 11:01 AM

LITTLEALBATROSS29


LA29 sneaks up behind Gladiator32 ...BOO !

YAY a new blood vacuum ! WHo should we try it out on first ??

And just what WAS in that baggie ? Can I feed it to Sparkles ?

Rum !!! Now we can be drunk nutcases !

Bryce
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Monday, January 8, 2007 11:03 AM

GLADIATOR32


BWAH!!!

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Monday, January 8, 2007 11:19 AM

LITTLEALBATROSS29


LA29 runs afround Gladiator32 singing "gotcha..gotcha :


Do you remember if we have to change the cheese in ther pool ? It does gets smelly after a week or so..

Do you hear that ticking ???

Bryce
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Monday, January 8, 2007 12:28 PM

WHIMSICALNBRAINPAN


Quote:

Originally posted by Guywhowantsafireflyofhisown:
2 things: First how did you get a supersoaker?



He is not the first to bring one in. Mine was full of soup though and jammed on a noodle.

*tries to decide if she should wear a cracker bathingsuit in the cheese pool*

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Monday, January 8, 2007 1:21 PM

KELAI


The cheese is better if it isn't changed. SHouldn't be meddled with.

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Monday, January 8, 2007 1:24 PM

GLADIATOR32


Happiness is the most important. The cheese is happier without meddling hands, away from prying eyes. The way it should be. Alone, and at peace. Happy.

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Monday, January 8, 2007 1:26 PM

GUYWHOWANTSAFIREFLYOFHISOWN


Quote:

Originally posted by LittleAlbatross29:


Do you hear that ticking ???



why yes, I do

*runs over to the source of the ticking*

I found it! *holds up a can of soup with a clock attached*

cool a soup-powered clock

*the clock rings and the can explodes*

YUMMY!

Why is the rum always gone?

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Monday, January 8, 2007 1:41 PM

LITTLEALBATROSS29


LA goes over to Guywhowantsafireflyofhisown & rubs the soup in his hair...

it's always funny and no one gets hurt ..

I will listen and not bother the cheese today...

*if you're happy and you know it... clap your hands*


Bryce
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Monday, January 8, 2007 1:42 PM

GUYWHOWANTSAFIREFLYOFHISOWN


I'm gonna go for a swim in the cheese to get the soup out

*dives in*

Why is the rum always gone?

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Monday, January 8, 2007 1:46 PM

LITTLEALBATROSS29


Don't forget to watch out for the sharks !
I hear they bite and aren't very good singers....

Bryce
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Monday, January 8, 2007 1:57 PM

GUYWHOWANTSAFIREFLYOFHISOWN


*leaps out of the cheese pool and heats the cheese (don't ask how- I won't tell you)*\


mmm-mmm! cheesey shark-fin soup!! and it's already in my hair!

Why is the rum always gone?

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Monday, January 8, 2007 1:59 PM

YINYANG

You were busy trying to get yourself lit on fire. It happens.


I'm getting better...




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Monday, January 8, 2007 2:04 PM

LITTLEALBATROSS29


LA29 hands YinYang a box of very soft tissues...

You skipped meds time didn't you ?

Bryce
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Monday, January 8, 2007 2:24 PM

YINYANG

You were busy trying to get yourself lit on fire. It happens.


Things were broken... they didn't make sense... they had to be fixed.

::takes the tissues and puts one on her head, one over her nose, and one in her sleeve::


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Monday, January 8, 2007 2:29 PM

LITTLEALBATROSS29


Are you hiding in the tissues ? I can't see you anymore ...

Sparkles says you will be fine -and he knows everything..

LA29 takes the tissue box and makes a diorama of Serenity landing on Haven ...

Bryce
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Monday, January 8, 2007 4:10 PM

GUYWHOWANTSAFIREFLYOFHISOWN


DIORAMA!! I love dioramas especially when they're covered in cheese *gets some cheese from the pool in a bucket and prepares to dump it over the diorama*

Why is the rum always gone?

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Monday, January 8, 2007 4:24 PM

PENGUIN


*does a cannonball into the cheese hot tub*



Clowns to the left of me… ...Jokers to the right...

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Monday, January 8, 2007 10:42 PM

GLADIATOR32


I made a diorama once, made entirely out of cheddar cheese. I didn't eat it until it started screaming...

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Tuesday, January 9, 2007 12:41 AM

DESKTOPHIPPIE


I spork, therefor I am.

*sporks Dave*




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Tuesday, January 9, 2007 2:34 AM

PHOENIXROSE

You think you know--what's to come, what you are. You haven't even begun.


*pops her head out of the cheese pool*

It's too warm in here. And the sharks are all yelling at me. Can I play?

*wanders around dreamily in search of a cracker towel and a puzzle*

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Tuesday, January 9, 2007 5:53 AM

ROXYFREEFALL

Woman, you are completely off your nut.


*grabs blood vacuum, walks out quickly*

Can't talk. Things to do.

*loud vacuuming noises heard. walks back in*

Ah, much better. He didn't need all that anyways... Ooo, who found the soup bomb? I wanted to find the soup bomb! *pouts*

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Tuesday, January 9, 2007 7:30 AM

GUYWHOWANTSAFIREFLYOFHISOWN


I found the soup bomb! and look, there's a little left *rubs the remaining soup in Roxy's hair and runs away laughing*

Why is the rum always gone?

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Tuesday, January 9, 2007 7:33 AM

DESKTOPHIPPIE


I don't see any sharks. Just burning baby fish swimming all around your head.

*sporks Roxy*




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Tuesday, January 9, 2007 7:41 AM

GUYWHOWANTSAFIREFLYOFHISOWN


*sporks desktophippie and runs away giggling madly*

Why is the rum always gone?

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Tuesday, January 9, 2007 7:50 AM

DESKTOPHIPPIE


*running after Guy with a spork*

I'mGonnaGetchaI'mGonnaGetchaI'mGonnaGetcha!!!




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Tuesday, January 9, 2007 8:08 AM

ROXYFREEFALL

Woman, you are completely off your nut.


EEP! No fair, ganging up on me like that!

*grabs nearest spork and chases Guy and DH, giggling*

I'll spork you both good!

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