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Loafer's Nook-28 -goldfish and clowns.

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Friday, January 26, 2007 10:23 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by CallMeSerenity:
*steps back away from Citizen, in case there's lightning.*

God wouldn't strike me down, for God knows that if God does I will become more powerful than you can possibly imagine.

That and you know the whole on Earth as it is in Heaven thing. I doubt snuffing my pathetic existence would be worth all the paper work. As bureaucracy has expanded here on Earth, so it is in Heaven, Amen.

Now sing the lord is our lawyer and fill out Hymn requisition form A96.

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Friday, January 26, 2007 10:54 AM

You forget, I work at a church.

Who do you think prints out those Hymn requisition forms?

Serenity,
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Friday, January 26, 2007 12:36 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by CallMeSerenity:
You forget, I work at a church.

Who do you think prints out those Hymn requisition forms?

You're saying you'd push the paper work through?

*Dons lightning proof hat and rubber boots*

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Friday, January 26, 2007 4:22 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by citizen:
Quote:
Originally posted by CallMeSerenity:
You forget, I work at a church.

Who do you think prints out those Hymn requisition forms?
You're saying you'd push the paper work through?

*Dons lightning proof hat and rubber boots*

"All these years
Truth In front of my eyes
While I denied
What my heart knows was right."
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Saturday, January 27, 2007 5:12 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by citizen:
Quote:
Originally posted by CallMeSerenity:
You forget, I work at a church.

Who do you think prints out those Hymn requisition forms?
You're saying you'd push the paper work through?

*Dons lightning proof hat and rubber boots*

Maybe. Let me see your application.

Serenity,
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Bride8
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Saturday, January 27, 2007 6:14 AM

Well since it's the almighties smiting application I would assume it is written in fire in letters thirty foot high on the far side of the Quentulus Quazgar Mountains in the land of Sevorbeupstry on the planet of Preliumtarn, which orbits the star Zarss, which is located in the Grey Binding Fiefdoms of Saxaquine.

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Saturday, January 27, 2007 7:32 AM

Well, if you don't have the Smiting Exemption Form 2XR27B, signed in triplicate (in blood) and authorized by the Most High Sardofus of Saxaquine, along with your passport, birth certificate, tax records from 1990-present, baptism records and Proof of Heathen document 653D (NOT 653C. That one's only good if you've been smitten before)signed by an official person of the cloth, then I'm afraid you're going to have to fill out this form, this one, this and this and then go stand at the end of queue.

Thank you.

NEXT!

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Saturday, January 27, 2007 10:08 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by CallMeSerenity:
Well, if you don't have the Smiting Exemption Form 2XR27B, signed in triplicate (in blood) and authorized by the Most High Sardofus of Saxaquine, along with your passport, birth certificate, tax records from 1990-present, baptism records and Proof of Heathen document 653D (NOT 653C. That one's only good if you've been smitten before)signed by an official person of the cloth, then I'm afraid you're going to have to fill out this form, this one, this and this and then go stand at the end of queue.

Thank you.

NEXT!

Still, it's not as bad as getting a driving licence.

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Saturday, January 27, 2007 4:36 PM

who is it that's getting smiten?

"All these years
Truth In front of my eyes
While I denied
What my heart knows was right."
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Saturday, January 27, 2007 5:36 PM

i dunno, but i could use a good smiting

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Saturday, January 27, 2007 5:55 PM

"When the god smites
When the (Sons of)Bs sting
When I'm going mad
I simply remember my favorite things
And then I don't feel so bad"

"All these years
Truth In front of my eyes
While I denied
What my heart knows was right."
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Sunday, January 28, 2007 1:11 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Jadehand:
who is it that's getting smiten?

Me I think.

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Sunday, January 28, 2007 7:58 PM

*Smites Citizen

I'm disappointed, I went out tonight, looking for some nightlife and fun. People there were boring as ...well, something really boring. And now my clothes stink of smoke. I can't believe they still let people smoke indoors at these places, and they tried to ask me to remove my flogger. What kind of BS world do we live in where you can smoke around people, but not give 'em a good floggin',or chain them to a Saint John's Cross? One of these things can kill them. 2 are just bloody fun.

"All these years
Truth In front of my eyes
While I denied
What my heart knows was right."
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Monday, January 29, 2007 6:10 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by citizen:
Quote:
Originally posted by Jadehand:
who is it that's getting smiten?
Me I think.

Well, not until you've filled out the proper forms!

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Monday, January 29, 2007 8:08 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by CallMeSerenity:
Well, not until you've filled out the proper forms!

I'm dislexic, can I have a helper?

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Monday, January 29, 2007 8:56 AM

*orders a helper monkey for citizen...

"All these years
Truth In front of my eyes
While I denied
What my heart knows was right."
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Monday, January 29, 2007 9:16 AM

You'll have to fill out the Mrof Tseuqet Sdeen Laiceps and have it notorized and authorized by a psychiatrist, a chiropractor and a neurosurgeon. Or psychiatric chiropractic brain surgeon notary, if you know one.

Serenity,
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Monday, January 29, 2007 9:20 AM

Don't you mean Mrof Tseuqer Sdeen Laiceps?

See I must be Dyslexic. Did you know Dyslexia is an anagram for Daily Sex? Can I have the latter and lose the former?

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Monday, January 29, 2007 9:26 AM

that's not what the helper monkey is for.

"All these years
Truth In front of my eyes
While I denied
What my heart knows was right."
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Monday, January 29, 2007 9:27 AM

They came on to me.

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Monday, January 29, 2007 9:29 AM

ha ha! Yes, that would be correct. Funny that I can't spell either forwards or backwards.

I think we'd all like to trade the latter for the former.

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Monday, January 29, 2007 9:41 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by CallMeSerenity:
I think we'd all like to trade the latter for the former.

Even a temporary rent agreement would do

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Monday, January 29, 2007 9:45 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by CallMeSerenity:
ha ha! Funny President of The Juggled Gosling Frying Pan

Okay, let's see if I'm keeping pace. We're conversing about a dyslexia afflicted bureaucracy of galactic proportions making it difficult to be smitten by pious space sex monkeys.

Um, yeah. Pass me a cold beer, would ya? I'll be the one on the couch, watching Wonderfalls.

***

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Monday, January 29, 2007 9:46 AM

Oh, A trade....
*works on that.

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While I denied
What my heart knows was right."
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Monday, January 29, 2007 9:52 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by cozen:
Okay, let's see if I'm keeping pace. We're conversing about a dyslexia afflicted bureaucracy of galactic proportions making it difficult to be smitten by pious space sex monkeys.

Now you're making it sound like CoE.

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Monday, January 29, 2007 9:57 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by citizen:
CoE.

Sorry for being so pitiful, but I'm acronym challenged.

***
Where's the beer?

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Monday, January 29, 2007 10:00 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by cozen:
Sorry for being so pitiful, but I'm acronym challenged.
***
Where's the beer?

Church of England.

And I'm out, or you know I'd spread the cold frosty love, sorry.

Wow that last sentence just sounded wrong.

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Monday, January 29, 2007 1:56 PM

very wrong.

"All these years
Truth In front of my eyes
While I denied
What my heart knows was right."
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Monday, January 29, 2007 2:27 PM

SO SAY WE ALL.

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Tuesday, January 30, 2007 7:48 AM

So say we all!

wait..what am I agreeing to?

There's this Lutheran joke that goes...You know you're a Lutheran if you're watching Star Wars and someone says, "May the force be with you." and you answer, "And also with you."

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Tuesday, January 30, 2007 8:01 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by CallMeSerenity:
So say we all!

wait..what am I agreeing to?

There's this Lutheran joke that goes...You know you're a Lutheran if you're watching Star Wars and someone says, "May the force be with you." and you answer, "And also with you."

Too late now.

What's a lutheran anyway?

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Tuesday, January 30, 2007 5:31 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by citizen:

What's a lutheran anyway?

They're folks who work for Lex.
They go out and annoy Superman.

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Wednesday, January 31, 2007 8:13 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by cozen:

Um, yeah. Pass me a cold beer, would ya? I'll be the one on the couch, watching Wonderfalls.

Ah, that's the way to live.

Coz, I'm confused.

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Wednesday, January 31, 2007 1:40 PM

Aw, the Nooks a bit empty and bare *watches tumbleweed blow past*

movie night!

*orders in pizza, makes vast quantities of popcorn and locates trail mix*

Ok, i saw Animal House for the first time this weekend - was very funny, and a perfect example of the Toga Party D*C weekend hopefully isn't going to turn into.

Shall we watch?

*ok, when i wrote that, it was because there appeared to be two posts on this thread (yes, i could have sworn that there were more, but i'v learned that my brain is a strange and untrustworthy place) so i thought... but nevermind, still time for a movie.

popcorn anyone?

Isn't sanity really a one trick pony, anyway? I mean all you get is one trick, rational thinking! But when you're good and crazy...ooh hoo hoo hoo... the skys the limit!
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Wednesday, January 31, 2007 2:59 PM

Ah, Animal House. Classic movie.

Just to help clarify things, here are the complete lyrics for Louie, Louie:

Great song, great song.

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Wednesday, January 31, 2007 6:26 PM

Bare, I'll show you bare......

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Thursday, February 1, 2007 1:27 AM

***

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Thursday, February 1, 2007 4:29 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by SimonWho:
Ah, Animal House. Classic movie.

Just to help clarify things, here are the complete lyrics for Louie, Louie:

Great song, great song.

That's how I always sing it.

Serenity,
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Thursday, February 1, 2007 7:17 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by CallMeSerenity:
That's how I always sing it.

*writes*Make Serenity sing louie louie at D*C.

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Thursday, February 1, 2007 7:41 AM

I can even do a parody of Louie Louie called "Pharoah, Pharoah". I have "dance" movements to that one!

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Thursday, February 1, 2007 8:01 AM

*remembers to bring a video camera*

Some friends of mine from years back trained as dancers. They coreographed and performed a dance to Kung Fu fighting for a pantomine, it's was brilliant. You've just reminded me of it, I'll have to dig up the video.

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Thursday, February 1, 2007 8:31 AM

that would be fun to see!

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Thursday, February 1, 2007 12:11 PM

*starts training for camera dodging.*

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While I denied
What my heart knows was right."
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Friday, February 2, 2007 1:21 AM

remember the five D's Dodge Duck Dip Dive and Do....

no, wrong sport.

Isn't sanity really a one trick pony, anyway? I mean all you get is one trick, rational thinking! But when you're good and crazy...ooh hoo hoo hoo... the skys the limit!
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Friday, February 2, 2007 3:43 AM

Was that dodgeball? "If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball."

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While I denied
What my heart knows was right."
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Friday, February 2, 2007 7:39 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by seryn:
remember the five D's Dodge Duck Dip Dive and Do....

no, wrong sport.

No that works for cameras too.

If in doubt though, lay out the cameraman.

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Friday, February 2, 2007 9:42 AM

Um, Seanny? You're the cameraman!

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Friday, February 2, 2007 11:41 AM

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Originally posted by CallMeSerenity:
Um, Seanny? You're the cameraman!

Quiet Woman! I'm trying to start a fight

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Friday, February 2, 2007 11:52 AM

Then steal his hat. That seems to work well for you!

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Friday, February 2, 2007 12:06 PM

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Originally posted by CallMeSerenity:
Then steal his hat. That seems to work well for you!

Yeah, but if there is no hat? I'm trying to branch out, mix it up a bit.

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