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League of Psychic Nutcases - Don't Yell Cellery

POSTED BY: DAVESHAYNE
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Tuesday, January 23, 2007 10:43 AM

DAVESHAYNE


Quote:

Originally posted by LittleAlbatross29:
Sporky,sporky,sporkety ,spork. I love this song !



Sporks for you and me
Sporks for all to see
See these plastic sporks
Feel how well they works
Spork spork spork spork spork

SPORK


David

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Tuesday, January 23, 2007 10:44 AM

DAVESHAYNE


Quote:

Originally posted by RoxyFreefall:
Is it wrong that mine's still on spin dry in the laundry?



Playing "Spin the Spork" were you?

David

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Tuesday, January 23, 2007 11:03 AM

ROXYFREEFALL

Woman, you are completely off your nut.


Quote:

Originally posted by daveshayne:


Playing "Spin the Spork" were you?



How did you know? *gasp* Do you read minds?? You still won't find my secret door!! Sneaky Dave!

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Tuesday, January 23, 2007 5:27 PM

GUYWHOWANTSAFIREFLYOFHISOWN


Now look what you've done!!



You've gone and alarmed the llama, you silly monkeys!!

If I can't calm her down then the almighty parrot can't make his noontime rounds, then who'll bring all the brightly colored eggs to the good children and place them under the turkey?

Why is the rum always gone?

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Tuesday, January 23, 2007 5:36 PM

LITTLEALBATROSS29


If The almighty Parrot can't make it ,I hear his cousin ,The Peanutbutter Fairy might be available..


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Tuesday, January 23, 2007 6:15 PM

WHIMSICALNBRAINPAN


There is no such thing! Now the Jelly fairy is another matter. She is real!

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Tuesday, January 23, 2007 6:20 PM

LITTLEALBATROSS29


Whimsy YAY ! LA29 starts jumping up & down happily and does the dance of secretness..

Would you like an elephant sandwich ?? With cheese perhaps ?

Wait a minute,did you just say that there's no Peanutbutter Fairy ???? My world is going to be changed forever...

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Tuesday, January 23, 2007 7:59 PM

DAVESHAYNE


Quote:

Originally posted by RoxyFreefall:
How did you know? *gasp* Do you read minds??



Well I'm not just a Nutcase you know.

When you're crazy
Reading minds
Aint so loopy
Drawing blinds

Discover secrets
And open doors
Borrow troubles
To replace yours

Stealing pillows
Re-editing texts
Eating apples
Look what's next


David

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Tuesday, January 23, 2007 8:44 PM

MAGDALENA

"No power in the 'verse can stop me!"


What??? Whimsy!!! You had to bring the Jelly Fairy into it... didn't you??


Oh no!! Now you've disturbed her in her toilette... you know whe doesn't like to be seen without her jelly... EVER!!!

*goes into a flap at once over this!!*


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Wednesday, January 24, 2007 6:42 AM

DAVESHAYNE


Quote:

Originally posted by magdalena:
*goes into a flap at once over this!!*



*dave's dragon wings also flap*

David

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Wednesday, January 24, 2007 6:59 AM

GLADIATOR32


WOOOOOOO!!!

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Wednesday, January 24, 2007 2:24 PM

LITTLEALBATROSS29


No Gladiator32 that would be ...


BOO !

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Wednesday, January 24, 2007 2:33 PM

PENGUIN


Time for some belly dancing!!






King of the Mythical Land that is Iowa

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Wednesday, January 24, 2007 2:35 PM

GLADIATOR32


Quote:

Originally posted by LittleAlbatross29:
No Gladiator32 that would be ...


BOO !



BWAH!

Oopsie, my mistake!

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Wednesday, January 24, 2007 4:27 PM

LITTLEALBATROSS29


Gladiator32 - be on the lookout ,the lions are prowling..

All hail the King of the mytical land of Iowa ... For he is a kind ruler who always shares funny pictures !



Bryce
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Wednesday, January 24, 2007 9:23 PM

MAGDALENA

"No power in the 'verse can stop me!"


Perhaps the Jelly Fairy scared Whimsy off... Oh dear... I am concerned for the betterment of those who eat peanut butter without tzatsiki dip or even hommous... I just cannot get my head around it - no matter how hard I try to stretch my head...

Perhaps I should just try some casual and meaningless sporks to relieve my confuzzlement...

What say you?

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Wednesday, January 24, 2007 10:31 PM

GLADIATOR32


Lions!?!? Where be lions?? *gasps, points* There's one! Ok, Mr. Lion, think you're a mean green bean machine?? Bring it on! It's on like Donkey Kong!

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Thursday, January 25, 2007 3:16 AM

ROXYFREEFALL

Woman, you are completely off your nut.


Quote:

Originally posted by magdalena:
Perhaps I should just try some casual and meaningless sporks to relieve my confuzzlement...

What say you?


Don't do it, Magda. Think how you'll feel 'bout yourself in the morning.

Speaking of, has anyone seen my spork? I think it's angry that I've be paying too much attention to the egg whisk again.

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Thursday, January 25, 2007 3:42 AM

LITTLEALBATROSS29


Jealousy among kitchen utensils can get so ugly.

Sparkles said that your spork ran away with the spoon.

SPOON !

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Thursday, January 25, 2007 3:50 AM

MAGDALENA

"No power in the 'verse can stop me!"


*Magda looks abashed and wombattish as she pulls Roxy's spork from behind her back...*

I can't say I am blameless Roxy... but if you ignore your spork they do tend to look elsewhere you know...

Oh dear - my feet forgot to wait for me and went for a walk already - now I'll never get back in time for breakfast...

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Thursday, January 25, 2007 4:00 AM

ROXYFREEFALL

Woman, you are completely off your nut.


Naughty, naughty, Magda! I think you have to go sit in the corner with the naughty frog.




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Thursday, January 25, 2007 4:34 AM

LITTLEALBATROSS29


I knew I liked you roxy That just made me smile big time !

Magda - you naughty Aussie, hiding sporks behind your back .... Got anything else fun ? Maybe a cheese bomb ?

LA29 starts waltzing with Sparkles ...

Bryce
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Thursday, January 25, 2007 6:24 AM

DAVESHAYNE


Quote:

Originally posted by magdalena:
[Bnow I'll never get back in time for breakfast...



There is a 24 hour breakfast diner around here somewhere.

David

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Thursday, January 25, 2007 6:04 PM

DAVESHAYNE


SOUP BOMB!!!

You're all covered in soup now.

Bwahhahahahahhahaha

David

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Thursday, January 25, 2007 7:21 PM

BLACKBEANIE


*Falls back screaming*
The soup! It has too much water in it!
*Frantically rubs it in her hair.*

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Thursday, January 25, 2007 7:29 PM

MAGDALENA

"No power in the 'verse can stop me!"


*turns right around to see what else is behind her back...*

Oh!! A love bomb!! Here - catch!! *tosses it at Little Albatross!

*turns around again - notices BlackBeanie rubbing soup into her hair... or his... *

Awww... that's really kind of endearing you know!

*turns around a third time - because third time's a charm*

*Does the three time turnin' dance of Bigfoot happiness!*

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Thursday, January 25, 2007 7:33 PM

BLACKBEANIE


Off the record, it's her.

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Friday, January 26, 2007 7:48 AM

DAVESHAYNE


Quote:

Originally posted by blackbeanie:
Off the record, it's her.



What is it on the record?

WARNING: Gratuitous Monty Python reference.

I object to all of this sex on the television. I mean, I keep falling off.

This has been a gratuitous Monty Python reference.

David

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Friday, January 26, 2007 7:54 AM

ROXYFREEFALL

Woman, you are completely off your nut.


Quote:

Originally posted by daveshayne:


WARNING: Gratuitous Monty Python reference.

I object to all of this sex on the television. I mean, I keep falling off.



Hahahahaha!!! Ok, you've brought sunshine into a crazy nutcase's day.



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Friday, January 26, 2007 11:27 AM

LITTLEALBATROSS29


Sunshine ? No, it burns usssss preciousss ....


Bryce
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Friday, January 26, 2007 12:20 PM

ROXYFREEFALL

Woman, you are completely off your nut.


But I needs my sunshine. This thing has been following me 'round all day long --->

*gets shocked in the butt and jumps*

Ouchie

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Friday, January 26, 2007 12:27 PM

GLADIATOR32


I'll sort out that cloud for ya!

*Runs after big black cloud, swearing like a sailor and making obscene gestures*

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Friday, January 26, 2007 12:45 PM

ROXYFREEFALL

Woman, you are completely off your nut.


Yay! My hero! Saved by expletives and gesturing!

Uh oh! I think it's fighting back, G32! It brought SPIDERS!!!



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Friday, January 26, 2007 12:47 PM

GLADIATOR32


SPIDERS!?!?! No way I'm herioc enough to deal with that! RUN AWAY!!!

*runs away like the girly girl he is*

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Friday, January 26, 2007 12:49 PM

DAVESHAYNE


Quote:

Originally posted by RoxyFreefall:
Hahahahaha!!! Ok, you've brought sunshine into a crazy nutcase's day.



Sunshine.

Sun. Shine.

Shine. Sun.

Shine. Moon.

Moon. Shine.

Moonshine.

Sunmoon. Moonsun. Shineshine.



David

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Friday, January 26, 2007 2:02 PM

LITTLEALBATROSS29


Moonshine ? I'll have some please..




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Friday, January 26, 2007 5:53 PM

DAVESHAYNE


Quote:

Originally posted by LittleAlbatross29:
Moonshine ? I'll have some please..



Carefull that stuff'll make you blind.

David

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Saturday, January 27, 2007 1:55 AM

GLADIATOR32


Quote:

Originally posted by daveshayne:
Quote:

Originally posted by LittleAlbatross29:
Moonshine ? I'll have some please..



Carefull that stuff'll make you blind.




I thought it made you bald??

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Saturday, January 27, 2007 2:02 AM

BLACKBEANIE


Doesn't it do both?

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Saturday, January 27, 2007 3:00 AM

LITTLEALBATROSS29


Both blind and bald ???

I must have some immediately !!!!!




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Saturday, January 27, 2007 6:51 AM

DAVESHAYNE


Quote:

Originally posted by LittleAlbatross29:
Both blind and bald ???

I must have some immediately !!!!!



But it wont give you gout so no trifecta.

David

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Saturday, January 27, 2007 2:01 PM

LITTLEALBATROSS29


I still wants me some moonshine...
Or maybe some Baileys....

And I shall share some with the great and mighty Cuttlefish .I just know he'll be pleased !

Bryce
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Saturday, January 27, 2007 3:23 PM

DAVESHAYNE


Quote:

Originally posted by LittleAlbatross29:
I still wants me some moonshine...
Or maybe some Baileys....

And I shall share some with the great and mighty Cuttlefish .I just know he'll be pleased !



Wikipedia has this (among other things) to say about Moonshine, "The Armenian name for moonshine is aragh (the word comes from Arabic araq عرق, meaning "sweat" or "juice"); however, the Russian word samogon is used more often, as aragh is synonymous with regular vodka."

Samogon??? Isn't that a book about a dragon?

David

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Saturday, January 27, 2007 10:51 PM

GLADIATOR32


Quote:

Originally posted by LittleAlbatross29:
I still wants me some moonshine...
Or maybe some Baileys....

And I shall share some with the great and mighty Cuttlefish .I just know he'll be pleased !





The Cuttlefish's favourite drink is the fresh blood of 30 virgin Box Jellies, but moonshine mixed with Baileys is a worthy substitute! The Cuttlefish thanks LA29 for her generosity!

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Sunday, January 28, 2007 3:40 AM

DAVESHAYNE


Quote:

Originally posted by Gladiator32:



That is the cutest cuttlefish ever by the way.

David

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Sunday, January 28, 2007 4:09 AM

BLACKBEANIE


Grandpapa? Is that you?

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Sunday, January 28, 2007 4:16 AM

DAVESHAYNE


Quote:

Originally posted by blackbeanie:
Grandpapa?



I never married.

David

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Sunday, January 28, 2007 4:35 AM

BLACKBEANIE


No, the cuttlefish, I thought he was someone else.

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Sunday, January 28, 2007 4:37 AM

DAVESHAYNE


Quote:

Originally posted by blackbeanie:
No, the cuttlefish, I thought he was someone else.



The cuttlefish is somebody else.

David

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Sunday, January 28, 2007 11:10 AM

WHIMSICALNBRAINPAN


My apologies to you, my friends. It was not util today that I got a bunch of notifications lettintg me know that people were responding to my comments. I wasn't ingnoring you I promse. Anyone else have this problem? I know I could have come and checked the threads but I've been lazy lately. Forgive me?

LA29: Is that light or dark meat elephant? Yes on the cheese. Always yes on the cheese question. I love cheese. *joins in the secret dance*

Magda: Well she'll just have to get over it. I hear that the salsa fairy is soon to be Queen of the condiment faries anyway so she doesn't scare me.

*sees the great cuttlefish and genuflects appropriately*

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