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The League of Psychic Nutcases - Fold, Spindle, And Mutilate

POSTED BY: DAVESHAYNE
UPDATED: Tuesday, June 26, 2007 14:34
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Saturday, June 16, 2007 12:25 PM

DAVESHAYNE


Previously on League of Psychic Nutcases:

http://www.fireflyfans.net/thread.asp?b=2&t=29160

Candles flicker as a shadowy figure creeps down a dark (because hey it's only lit by candles) and sinister passageway. Soft chanting in some forgotten eldritch tongue echoes from a chamber beyond as our hero jumps into frame carrying naught but a multipurpose eating utensill.

Spork! You're it!

David

"Not completely as well as the series of Firefly..." - From a review of Serenity at amazon.de

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Saturday, June 16, 2007 12:28 PM

PENGUIN


Sporkies!




King of the Mythical Land that is Iowa

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Saturday, June 16, 2007 1:20 PM

DAVESHAYNE


Quote:

Originally posted by Penguin:
Sporkies!



It's time for the flightless waterfowl with sporks song!

Penguins and Sporks
Are oh so much better
Than Puffins with Forks
And just beyond clever
So Sporkety spork you Penginey Pengs
And Pengity peng your Sporkety Sporks

Ribbit


David

"Not completely as well as the series of Firefly..." - From a review of Serenity at amazon.de

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Sunday, June 17, 2007 1:55 AM

MAGDALENA

"No power in the 'verse can stop me!"


I am a spork on the wind... see how I... ummmmmm...

Damn these heels!

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Monday, June 18, 2007 6:42 AM

DAVESHAYNE


Quote:

Originally posted by magdalena:
I am a spork on the wind... see how I... ummmmmm...

Damn these heels!



Practical shoes are a must for sporking. Here are some Chuck Taylors now spork like the spork is your bestest friend.

David

"Not completely as well as the series of Firefly..." - From a review of Serenity at amazon.de

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Monday, June 18, 2007 6:57 AM

ZEROKIRYU


*Jumps into the fray with his spork in his hand*

To be, or not to be..........What was the question?

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Monday, June 18, 2007 7:47 AM

TINADOLL


*looks out the window of the treehouse*

meh

Scorpion:

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Monday, June 18, 2007 9:08 AM

ZEROKIRYU


*Throws a bag of flour at Tina*

HARK!!!

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Monday, June 18, 2007 9:16 AM

TINADOLL


AH!

*leans back and the bag falls back to earth-and on Zero's face*

Thats called Gravity!

Scorpion:

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Monday, June 18, 2007 9:25 AM

ZEROKIRYU


*The bag of flour stops inches above Zero's face, turns around, and flies back up at Tina*

I don't obey your silly mortal laws!!!!

My powers can..........What was I saying?

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Monday, June 18, 2007 9:28 AM

TINADOLL


*she catches it and throws it back at him*

I can do this all day you know!

Scorpion:

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Monday, June 18, 2007 9:56 AM

LITTLEALBATROSS29


LA runs by... steals the bag of flour & goes off to bake a cake...

Mmmmm chocolate cake...




Bryce
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Getting awful crowded in my sky....

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Monday, June 18, 2007 10:01 AM

DAVESHAYNE


Quote:

Originally posted by LittleAlbatross29:
LA runs by... steals the bag of flour & goes off to bake a cake...

Mmmmm chocolate cake...



Ooh, ooh, ooh! I wants chocolates cakes. Yes I does. Yes I does.

David

"Not completely as well as the series of Firefly..." - From a review of Serenity at amazon.de

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Monday, June 18, 2007 10:03 AM

TINADOLL


meeee too!

Scorpion:

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Monday, June 18, 2007 10:15 AM

LITTLEALBATROSS29


Mix ,mix, stir, stir....

and a few minutes later...

LA hands DavidDragon & Tina slices of a very yummy chocolate cake..

Does anyone else see the bunnies all over the place ???

Bryce
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Getting awful crowded in my sky....

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Monday, June 18, 2007 10:17 AM

TINADOLL


*levitates peice of cake up to her fortress of solitude in the trees*

*there is munching to be heard*

Scorpion:

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Monday, June 18, 2007 10:37 AM

ZEROKIRYU


Quote:

Originally posted by LittleAlbatross29:
Does anyone else see the bunnies all over the place ???



Yes, they're searching for the lost city of corn.

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Monday, June 18, 2007 10:42 AM

DAVESHAYNE


Quote:

Originally posted by LittleAlbatross29:
Mix ,mix, stir, stir....

and a few minutes later...

LA hands DavidDragon & Tina slices of a very yummy chocolate cake..



Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you. thank you. This is the bestest chocolates ckaes evers!


Quote:

Does anyone else see the bunnies all over the place ???


Bunnies! I will make them a hutch to sleep in and grow a garden full of yummy veggies for them to eat.

David

"Not completely as well as the series of Firefly..." - From a review of Serenity at amazon.de

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Monday, June 18, 2007 10:43 AM

LITTLEALBATROSS29


As long as they're not the evil bunnies I keep hearing of...

Bryce
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Getting awful crowded in my sky....

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Monday, June 18, 2007 11:56 AM

WHIMSICALNBRAINPAN


Evil bunnies!

I must hide. They might want revenge because I have eaten many of their chocolate brethren.

"Well, my days of not taking you seriously are certainly coming to a middle." http://whimsicalnbrainpan.blogspot.com/

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Monday, June 18, 2007 2:16 PM

ZEROKIRYU


"Bunnies aren't just cute like everybody supposes.
They got them hoppy legs and twitchy little noses.
And what's with all the carrots, what do they need such good eyesight for anyway.
Bunnies, bunnies, it must be bunnies!!"

Quote:

I must hide. They might want revenge because I have eaten many of their chocolate brethren.


As have I.......



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Monday, June 18, 2007 2:20 PM

LITTLEALBATROSS29


LA dances aropund her favorite cousin & rubs soup in her hair..but not before doing the secret handshake !!!


Zero...maybe we should let the hawks out to eat the nasty bunnies ?

Bryce
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Getting awful crowded in my sky....

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Monday, June 18, 2007 2:24 PM

DAVESHAYNE


Quote:

Originally posted by LittleAlbatross29:
As long as they're not the evil bunnies I keep hearing of...



These bunnies aren't evil. They're just drawn that way.

David

"Not completely as well as the series of Firefly..." - From a review of Serenity at amazon.de

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Monday, June 18, 2007 2:39 PM

STINKINGROSE


bunny bunny bunny
spork spork spork
big bunny little bunny
not a fork
not a bunny
not a spoon
spork a bunny spork a bunny
macaroon

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Monday, June 18, 2007 2:42 PM

ZEROKIRYU


Quote:

Originally posted by LittleAlbatross29:
Zero...maybe we should let the hawks out to eat the nasty bunnies ?



No good, the hawks took a wrong turn at albuquerque and got lost.

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Monday, June 18, 2007 3:03 PM

TRAVELER


After close examination I believe these are friendly bunnies.



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Monday, June 18, 2007 4:10 PM

WHIMSICALNBRAINPAN


Quote:

Originally posted by LittleAlbatross29:
LA dances aropund her favorite cousin & rubs soup in her hair..but not before doing the secret handshake !!!


Zero...maybe we should let the hawks out to eat the nasty bunnies ?

Bryce
***********


Getting awful crowded in my sky....



*does the secret handshake with her cousin LA and then uses the soup to style her hair*

It's like mousse but with noodles!

Traveler: If you say the bunnies are friendly then I will trust your judgement.

"Well, my days of not taking you seriously are certainly coming to a middle." http://whimsicalnbrainpan.blogspot.com/

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Monday, June 18, 2007 4:35 PM

ALLIETHORN7


Don't worry; even if the bunnies were evil, we have the HOLY HAND GRENADE OF ANTIOCH!!!
1... 2... 5!!
3, Sir!
3!!!!

-Danny

Could it have been something I said,
Or was it something that I did,
Did I ruin my chance, have you written me off?
Tell me, where did I cross the line,
And can I work my way back this time?
Will I always regret this decision...

THRICE RULES!!!!!!!!!
My Master went to the Moon in a Rocket of Flamin' Cheese!

I LIKE CHEESE!!!

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Monday, June 18, 2007 5:16 PM

DAVESHAYNE


Quote:

Originally posted by stinkingrose:
bunny bunny bunny
spork spork spork
big bunny little bunny
not a fork
not a bunny
not a spoon
spork a bunny spork a bunny
macaroon



STINKINGROSE wrote a funny fun song! Yay, for funny fun songs!

spork a bunny spork a bunny

I'm gonna be singing that all night in my sleep.

David

"Not completely as well as the series of Firefly..." - From a review of Serenity at amazon.de

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Tuesday, June 19, 2007 1:31 PM

TRAVELER


Well of course you can trust me. I get my information straight from Gir. And everyone knows how flawless Gir is.



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Wednesday, June 20, 2007 5:00 AM

DAVESHAYNE


Quote:

Originally posted by traveler:
And everyone knows how flawless Gir is.



Gir Airgh?

David

"Not completely as well as the series of Firefly..." - From a review of Serenity at amazon.de

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Wednesday, June 20, 2007 2:27 PM

TRAVELER


Well I could be wrong.

Been having a tough couple of weeks.


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Wednesday, June 20, 2007 4:48 PM

DAVESHAYNE


Quote:

Originally posted by traveler:
Well I could be wrong.

Been having a tough couple of weeks.



Bummer. Here have some shark repellent.

David

"Not completely as well as the series of Firefly..." - From a review of Serenity at amazon.de

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Wednesday, June 20, 2007 6:55 PM

MAGDALENA

"No power in the 'verse can stop me!"


my sandwiches were muddled up in the whole seaweed and spork festival thing... now my heels smell of radishes and the bunnies are taking over the shark infested waters... Gir has a lot to answer for!

Ooooooh the bunnies ate all the chocolate cake!



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Thursday, June 21, 2007 4:38 AM

DAVESHAYNE


Quote:

Originally posted by magdalena:
my sandwiches were muddled up in the whole seaweed and spork festival thing... now my heels smell of radishes and the bunnies are taking over the shark infested waters... Gir has a lot to answer for!

Ooooooh the bunnies ate all the chocolate cake!



No they didn't. I saved a slice just for you.

David

"Not completely as well as the series of Firefly..." - From a review of Serenity at amazon.de

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Thursday, June 21, 2007 6:55 AM

ZEROKIRYU


The evil bunnies conspire with the corn to take over the kingdom of carrot.

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Thursday, June 21, 2007 10:10 AM

DAVESHAYNE


Quote:

Originally posted by zerokiryu:
The evil bunnies conspire with the corn to take over the kingdom of carrot.



No no no. That's just what they want you to think. Actually they are all attempting to purloin the purse of the Principality of Pomegranate.

David

"Not completely as well as the series of Firefly..." - From a review of Serenity at amazon.de

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Thursday, June 21, 2007 10:16 AM

TINADOLL


*comes in ala Elmer Fudd*

"Shhhhhhhh, be vewy vewy quiet; I'm hunting wabbits, heheheheheheh"

Scorpion:

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Thursday, June 21, 2007 10:24 AM

ZEROKIRYU


Quote:

Originally posted by daveshayne:
Actually they are all attempting to purloin the purse of the Principality of Pomegranate.



I thought the Principality of Pomegranate and the Country of Corn were good friends.

Quote:

*comes in ala Elmer Fudd*



Nyyeeaaa, what's up doc?

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Thursday, June 21, 2007 10:26 AM

TINADOLL


..The sky





Scorpion:

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Thursday, June 21, 2007 10:37 AM

ZEROKIRYU


A psychiatrist in the Nutcase thread.

How.......Ironic.

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Thursday, June 21, 2007 10:39 AM

TINADOLL


Like raaiiiin on your wedding day...


Yea ironic considering..well it being me..

Scorpion:

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Thursday, June 21, 2007 10:48 AM

DAVESHAYNE


Quote:

Originally posted by zerokiryu:
I thought the Principality of Pomegranate and the Country of Corn were good friends.



Only now are you discerning the delicious deviousness of their devices.

David

"Not completely as well as the series of Firefly..." - From a review of Serenity at amazon.de

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Tuesday, June 26, 2007 1:40 PM

TRAVELER


Quote:

Originally posted by daveshayne:
Quote:

Originally posted by zerokiryu:
I thought the Principality of Pomegranate and the Country of Corn were good friends.



Only now are you discerning the delicious deviousness of their devices.

David




This silly stubborn thread seems serene and sensibly settled in its surroundings or stuck in some slick slimy sludge.

Spent a lot of time in my dictionary for this post. I hope it is appeciated. And I hope I spelled "Appreciated" coractley.



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Tuesday, June 26, 2007 2:20 PM

DAVESHAYNE


Quote:

Originally posted by traveler:
This silly stubborn thread seems serene and sensibly settled in its surroundings or stuck in some slick slimy sludge.



Serene sanguine serendipity.

David

"Not completely as well as the series of Firefly..." - From a review of Serenity at amazon.de

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Tuesday, June 26, 2007 2:34 PM

TRAVELER


After all my work, if you knew my brain capacity would would realize it was a lot of work, I discovered you moved to the "Discussion Forum".

I have since post there with a spork threat.

Have Spork Will Travel.
Traveler


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