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The League of Psychic Nutcases - May the Spork be with you!

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Wednesday, November 21, 2007 12:48 PM

GORRAMGROUPIE


Hey, watch out for the purple hippo, he's allergic to pumpkin!



We sometimes catch a window
A glimpse of what's beyond
Was it just imagination
Stringing us along?
More things than are dreamed about
Unseen and unexplained

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Wednesday, November 21, 2007 1:27 PM

DAVESHAYNE


Quote:

Originally posted by zerokiryu:
*throws pumpkin pies at Dave and MSB*



*the tiniest trickle of flame emerges from the snout
of dragondave only slightly singeing zerokiryu*

Dragons do not look better in pumpkin.



David

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

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Friday, November 23, 2007 1:41 PM

GORRAMGROUPIE


Hey where did all the sporks go? Now how do I eat my mac'n'cheese?



We sometimes catch a window
A glimpse of what's beyond
Was it just imagination
Stringing us along?
More things than are dreamed about
Unseen and unexplained

I'm not worthy!

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Friday, November 23, 2007 2:49 PM

DAVESHAYNE


I've got them all. Muwahahaha.



David

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

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Sunday, November 25, 2007 11:35 AM

TRAVELER


Dave:

You need to share the sporks.



And all of us who have traveled on the Odessey know it is wax you put in your ears. Cotton itches.


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Sunday, November 25, 2007 2:59 PM

DAVESHAYNE


Quote:

Originally posted by traveler:
You need to share the sporks.



Oh, alright. You can have this one. *holds a paisley spork out to Traveler*



David

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

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Sunday, November 25, 2007 5:00 PM

TRAVELER


WoW! A spork just for eating paisleys.

Thank you DaveShayne;

Traveler


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Monday, November 26, 2007 8:36 AM

DAVESHAYNE


Quote:

Originally posted by traveler:
WoW! A spork just for eating paisleys.

Thank you DaveShayne;

Traveler



Good morning
Good morning
Good morning
Spork!



David

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

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Monday, November 26, 2007 9:51 AM

MSB


*yoinks the whipped cream from Whimsy and dances around taunting her*



____________________________________________

Nope, don't use cologne. Women I date think the smell of sawdust is sexy. That's probably why I don't... date many women.- Gibbs
You start talking about capes and tights and I'm out of here. -Ando Masahashi

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Monday, November 26, 2007 4:30 PM

TRAVELER




So tell me all about this whipped cream thing.


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Tuesday, November 27, 2007 11:07 AM

GORRAMGROUPIE


Where have all the sporklings gone?
And I'm all for whipped toppings, and whippings and toppings and....mumble mumble.



We sometimes catch a window
A glimpse of what's beyond
Was it just imagination
Stringing us along?
More things than are dreamed about
Unseen and unexplained

I'm not worthy!

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Wednesday, November 28, 2007 11:06 AM

GORRAMGROUPIE


Did I kill teh thread? I made myself small and showered and everything!

Let's have a black celebration
To celebrate the fact
that we've seen the back
of another black day.

I'm not worthy!

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Wednesday, November 28, 2007 12:39 PM

DAVESHAYNE


Quote:

Originally posted by gorramgroupie:
Did I kill teh thread?



Nay, thread killer I name you not. You but have the
misfortune of successive lastness. Something to rue
but to your credit this fault cannot be laid. When
this confused you are this well you will not speak.



David

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

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Wednesday, November 28, 2007 1:16 PM

MSB


ok I'm hiding all the piles of unsorted paper in here... so I don't have to face them in my classroom.

____________________________________________

Nope, don't use cologne. Women I date think the smell of sawdust is sexy. That's probably why I don't... date many women.- Gibbs
You start talking about capes and tights and I'm out of here. -Ando Masahashi

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Wednesday, November 28, 2007 2:44 PM

GORRAMGROUPIE


You mean like this?




Let's have a black celebration
To celebrate the fact
that we've seen the back
of another black day.

I'm not worthy!

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Wednesday, November 28, 2007 3:54 PM

ALLIETHORN7


BRUN 'EM BURN 'EM BURN 'EM!!!
I likes me a bon fire!

-Danny

and every time I play with passion I start breaking strings,
and my voice cracks when I sing from my heart
guess that's the price I've got to pay to know that I'm alive
this melody is tearing me apart


THRICE RULES!!!!!!!!!
Gott weise ich will kein Engel sein.
http://www.myspace.com/otherrandomdude

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Wednesday, November 28, 2007 4:01 PM

DAVESHAYNE


Quote:

Originally posted by MSB:
ok I'm hiding all the piles of unsorted paper in here... so I don't have to face them in my classroom.



We can sort them in reverse alphabetical order after
transliterating the first paragraph of each to
Cyrillic. It'll be fun. Then we can rake them into
piles and jump in them. And then we can make papier
mache.



David

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

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Thursday, November 29, 2007 2:03 PM

GORRAMGROUPIE



and

and

to the paper pile!
And as far as work goes....



Let's have a black celebration
To celebrate the fact
that we've seen the back
of another black day.

I'm not worthy!

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Thursday, November 29, 2007 2:26 PM

TRAVELER

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Thursday, November 29, 2007 2:52 PM

GORRAMGROUPIE


Quote:

Originally posted by traveler:


Paper can be fun.




Can I marry them, all of them?

Let's have a black celebration
To celebrate the fact
that we've seen the back
of another black day.

I'm not worthy!

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Thursday, November 29, 2007 2:57 PM

TRAVELER


Did not take you long to realize I choose this picture for something else besides the paper.

And you don't need my permission to marry any or all of them.


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Thursday, November 29, 2007 3:19 PM

GORRAMGROUPIE


Quote:

Originally posted by traveler:
Did not take you long to realize I choose this picture for something else besides the paper.

And you don't need my permission to marry any or all of them.


http://www.imdb.com/mymovies/list?l=28764731
Traveler



How could I not see all the pretties?

Let's have a black celebration
To celebrate the fact
that we've seen the back
of another black day.

I'm not worthy!

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Thursday, November 29, 2007 5:06 PM

DAVESHAYNE


Quote:

Originally posted by traveler:




Next week on Buffy: The Term Paper Slayer.



David

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

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Friday, November 30, 2007 12:58 PM

GORRAMGROUPIE


Can anyone explain why searching for sporks on photobucket turns up this possessed doll?



Let's have a black celebration
To celebrate the fact
that we've seen the back
of another black day.

I'm not worthy!

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Friday, November 30, 2007 1:44 PM

DAVESHAYNE


Quote:

Originally posted by gorramgroupie:
Can anyone explain why searching for sporks on photobucket turns up this possessed doll?



Dunno. It didn't come up when I searched on "sporks". Did when I searched on "spork" in the singular sense though. No real clue why. Didn't look like it was tagged "spork" or anything.



David

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

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Friday, November 30, 2007 2:08 PM

GORRAMGROUPIE


Quote:

Originally posted by daveshayne:
Quote:

Originally posted by gorramgroupie:
Can anyone explain why searching for sporks on photobucket turns up this possessed doll?



Dunno. It didn't come up when I searched on "sporks". Did when I searched on "spork" in the singular sense though. No real clue why. Didn't look like it was tagged "spork" or anything.



David

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg




Creepy though, right? Would you give it to a sister, daughter, etc? Chuckie's little girl!

Let's have a black celebration
To celebrate the fact
that we've seen the back
of another black day.

I'm not worthy!

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Friday, November 30, 2007 3:05 PM

TRAVELER



Chucky seems to like her.


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Friday, November 30, 2007 3:49 PM

GORRAMGROUPIE


Where in the @#@#%%&$%($&%( HELL did you find that picture?! Creeps me out.

Let's have a black celebration
To celebrate the fact
that we've seen the back
of another black day.

I'm not worthy!

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Friday, November 30, 2007 3:59 PM

TRAVELER


After seeing you previous posts I decided to go to photobucket and type in creepy. It took a couple of pages but that is what showed up.

Give it a try.

I am sure there are other words you could use to find creepy stuff.


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Traveler

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Saturday, December 1, 2007 10:34 AM

GORRAMGROUPIE


Ok so I decided to post a shot of me at a recent event I went to. i think it turned out well.



Let's have a black celebration
To celebrate the fact
that we've seen the back
of another black day.

I'm not worthy!

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Saturday, December 1, 2007 10:41 AM

TRAVELER


I am sorry I missed that event.

I was at the International Parking Competition.

Here is a picture of the winner.


She has won three years in a row and there seems to be no one who can copy her form and grace at placing her car where she wants.

One of the judges is quoted, "We may have to ask her to step down from competition to gives others a fair shot at winning this event."


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Traveler

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Saturday, December 1, 2007 11:07 AM

GORRAMGROUPIE


And in second place:



Let's have a black celebration
To celebrate the fact
that we've seen the back
of another black day.

I'm not worthy!

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Saturday, December 1, 2007 11:31 AM

TRAVELER


Gorramgroupie, that was excellent.



This is for people who need practice for stareing contests.



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Saturday, December 1, 2007 1:24 PM

GORRAMGROUPIE


And in the "What the @#$% just happened in my shorts?!" competition:



Let's have a black celebration
To celebrate the fact
that we've seen the back
of another black day.

I'm not worthy!

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Tuesday, December 4, 2007 9:40 AM

GORRAMGROUPIE


I hereby revive this thread, and say "May the spork and the stork and a cork never meet as enemies!"


Let's have a black celebration
To celebrate the fact
that we've seen the back
of another black day.

I'm not worthy!

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Wednesday, December 5, 2007 6:19 AM

MSB


I shall periodically shover students in for a sporking... they deserve it!

____________________________________________

Nope, don't use cologne. Women I date think the smell of sawdust is sexy. That's probably why I don't... date many women.- Gibbs
Les mortels meurent. Qu'importe la façon?- LaCroix

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Friday, December 7, 2007 9:17 AM

GORRAMGROUPIE


For students who need a sporking:



1 0 0 1 0 0 1
SOS
1 0 0 1 0 0 1
In Distress

I'm not worthy!

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Sunday, December 9, 2007 4:55 PM

TRAVELER


It is pictures like this that give sporks a bad name.



Be aware of this evil propaganda.


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Wednesday, December 19, 2007 12:41 PM

GORRAMGROUPIE


OK, resisting making a bad BonJovi parody!
"Plate full of food, and it's all game/You give sporks a bad name!!"
I guess I failed.


I have 6 locks on my door and bolt every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they're always locking 3 locks.

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