TALK STORY

The Sereni-Tree: Skiing With Yeti

POSTED BY: THEREALME
UPDATED: Monday, December 8, 2008 21:47
SHORT URL:
VIEWED: 24993
PAGE 3 of 4

Friday, September 26, 2008 2:06 PM

MAI


Thanks :)

Umm, do we have a life guard on this beach? Might need one after Seryn kills Simon.


NOTIFY: Y   |  REPLY  |  REPLY WITH QUOTE  |  TOP  |  HOME  

Friday, September 26, 2008 2:12 PM

THEREALME


"Actually, Mai, I programmed Sparky for a wide range of emergency care skills, however I'm afraid that his metal body will cause him to sink. Usually, to save lives we rely on Doctor SimonWho."

TheRealMe walks over to where Soul lays face-down in the sand. He offers his hand to help him up. "Nice to see you again, Soul. It's been a while!"

TheRealMe, Captain of the Sereni-Tree

NOTIFY: Y   |  REPLY  |  REPLY WITH QUOTE  |  TOP  |  HOME  

Friday, September 26, 2008 2:18 PM

MAI


So, he's got to save himself is what your saying? Hope he's got that blue box of his handy.


NOTIFY: Y   |  REPLY  |  REPLY WITH QUOTE  |  TOP  |  HOME  

Friday, September 26, 2008 2:59 PM

THEREALME


"Well, I am confident that his future self remembers the trouble he was in now, so after Seryn is done, we can expect another blue box to appear and see SimonWho step out of it and treat his present self for his injuries.

"Hmmm... Time travel requires more verb tenses."



TheRealMe, Captain of the Sereni-Tree

NOTIFY: Y   |  REPLY  |  REPLY WITH QUOTE  |  TOP  |  HOME  

Friday, September 26, 2008 3:40 PM

SOULOFSERENITY

The Man They Call Soul...


"Me, its been too long. I've missed this place. Missed the people."

A massive wave brought up by the passing boat splashes over Soul and TRM.

"Ah. Yup, I've missed it here."

______________________

Soul, Security Chief of the Sereni-Tree, Captain of Destiny.

Mantichorus: "So is there a reason they call you 'Soul'?"
Soul (after a long pause): "Yeah. Because I have one."

I'm blogging about the novel I'm writing! Stay informed, and keep me inspired! Please!

http://havenofsouls.blogspot.com/

NOTIFY: Y   |  REPLY  |  REPLY WITH QUOTE  |  TOP  |  HOME  

Friday, September 26, 2008 9:28 PM

THEREALME


TheRealMe, dripping wet, surveys the beach on the planet Sundown and smiles.

"Perhaps we could put up a volleyball net? Have a game? Yes, this reminds me of the fun we had on the pleasure planet of Rukus. Playing volleyball while we each used our superpowers to cheat. We didn't have the Yeti yet, but we did meet a carnivorous shapeshifting water faerie."

TheRealMe frowns.

"Of course, that was right before Rat turned off the planet's gravity generator, and then... Well, we were all sucking vacuum pretty fast!"

TheRealMe turns back to SoulOfSerenity.

"So, Soul, did you ever get a chance to replace your bow and trick arrows that the FemaleReaver stole from you? She's long gone, by the way. We managed to toss her into hyperspace... I think you were part of that plot... and she eventually impacted ReaverWorld."



TheRealMe, Captain of the Sereni-Tree

NOTIFY: Y   |  REPLY  |  REPLY WITH QUOTE  |  TOP  |  HOME  

Friday, September 26, 2008 9:47 PM

MAI


Ooh volleyball sounds like great fun! If you start a game let me know. I'd love to play.


NOTIFY: Y   |  REPLY  |  REPLY WITH QUOTE  |  TOP  |  HOME  

Friday, September 26, 2008 11:22 PM

SERYN


*spots Soul*

HELP!

NOTIFY: Y   |  REPLY  |  REPLY WITH QUOTE  |  TOP  |  HOME  

Saturday, September 27, 2008 8:49 AM

JAKE7


**jake7 stops digging her feet in the sand (now up to her knees) after a rukus catches her attention**

SOUL!! Good to have you back! It's been a while!

I'm up for a game of volleyball -- as long as there are no shape shifting tricks this time. I don't want to end up purple with elf ears and a giant nose!

--------------
MAL: Everybody's makin' a fuss.
***********
"They just float out there, sending out raver breeding parties..."

NOTIFY: Y   |  REPLY  |  REPLY WITH QUOTE  |  TOP  |  HOME  

Saturday, September 27, 2008 10:11 AM

SERYN


no! no volley ball! save me from the clutches of this evil madman.

*realises she's quite successfully skiing on the back of a Yeti and undoes the handcuffs seeing as they failed utterly to keep her on dry land*

*pouts*

well, he's still an evil madman.

NOTIFY: Y   |  REPLY  |  REPLY WITH QUOTE  |  TOP  |  HOME  

Saturday, September 27, 2008 11:45 AM

THEREALME


"Hey, what's wrong with beach volleyball? Why, it's one of my favorite Olympic sports!"

TheRealMe's face brightens.

"Hey, I just realized that for the first time in a long time, we have all the Sereni-Tree kids here! Seraphina, SimonYeti, and Finn! Perhaps we should throw them a party or something. Maybe take them trick-or-treat on Halloween? Let's see. Seraphina and SimonYeti were born on the same day, as I recall, and Fin sometime afterward..."

EDIT: Seraphina (daughter of CallMeSerenity and SoulOfSerenity) and SimonYeti (son of Corbin the Yeti and her unnamed mate who was slain during the Boros Incident) were both born during Thread 49, on July 2, 2006 and July 17, 2006, respectively. However, in the way of comic books and television series, it all seemed to take place on the same day. I'll have to hunt a bit more for Finn.



TheRealMe, Captain of the Sereni-Tree

NOTIFY: Y   |  REPLY  |  REPLY WITH QUOTE  |  TOP  |  HOME  

Saturday, September 27, 2008 12:11 PM

THEREALME


In hunting for the birthdays, I found this cryptic event, just after the births. SimonWho has just finished delivering Seraphina and SimonYeti, and has gotten himself cleaned up:

Quote:

SimonWho wrote:
*emerges from his room with considerably shorter hair*

Okay, I think I'm fit for human consumption now.

*wanders down to the baby shower*

Now then, what have I got for a baby? Ah, this should do.

*presses a tiny ball that looks like a pearl in Seraphina's hand. She grasps it instinctively*

Good girl.

*takes it back*

What? Oh... that's more of a future than a present. This might be more suitable for now.

*hands over a copy of All Aboard, a collection of childhood songs*

Congratulations again you two.



Doctor? Care to cast some light on this?



TheRealMe, Captain of the Sereni-Tree

NOTIFY: Y   |  REPLY  |  REPLY WITH QUOTE  |  TOP  |  HOME  

Saturday, September 27, 2008 12:30 PM

THEREALME


Seryn gave birth to Fin during Thread 54, around the end of the war on Zanzibar between the Immortals and the Octagonal Order. It was January 14, 2007.

Another baby mystery, this time with faeries:

Quote:

Seryn wrote:
Seryn, after spending a long time doing nothing much in particular and dozing here and there in the common room (since her safe and uneventful return from the planet) wakes up suddenly, and wonders what the strange cramping pains in her stomach are.

Then she realises.

"Oh dear..." getting up she goes to the nearest com unit and put a ship wide announcement out for the fairies, most of whom are sleeping off the peanut butter overdoses.

Then she goes to her room, changes and makes her way to the medi bay. Inside its all a bit glowy and ethereal, and she smiles, not even slightly worried.

Pausing to use the comms again, she leaves a message for Dr Simonwho "Hey, you might be needed in the infirmary, but no rush, the fairies are taking care of it"

Vaguely she wishes SR could have been there, then sighs and goes in.


Several hours later, Simonwho gets his message and rushes to the infirmary to find Seryn and the fairies gathered about a squaling little bundle. Seryn looks up and grins a slightly maniacal grin "isn't he lovely? a little darling, and it was so easy, it really didn't hurt at all, really didn't, i mean i thought it was going to be terrible, squealing and wailing all over the place, and that was just the guy who's arm I broke... but no, it was a peice of cake, bloody marvellous..." *giggles wierdly*

One of the fairies winced and smiled ruefully "I think I maybe over did it just slightly - always a hazard" reaching over she sit the now inanely giggling Seryn down and she promptly falls asleep "she did well, no particular problems, and the babys all fine"

One of the other fairies pipes up about changelings, but gets a clout around the ears.




TheRealMe, Captain of the Sereni-Tree

NOTIFY: Y   |  REPLY  |  REPLY WITH QUOTE  |  TOP  |  HOME  

Sunday, September 28, 2008 1:49 AM

SERYN


you want a rational answer to anything that happened during that period?

NOTIFY: Y   |  REPLY  |  REPLY WITH QUOTE  |  TOP  |  HOME  

Sunday, September 28, 2008 8:24 PM

SIMONWHO


I laugh in the face of rationality then I hide until it goes away.

Okay, come on Ervin, keep going to the ramp... faster... faster...

*they hurtle along the water then skid up the ramp, flying into the air*

Look right!

*in a split-second, Simon pulls a cheesy grin to his right while beneath them a shark leaps out of the water, snapping just inches away from SimonYeti's fur*

Yeeeeeeeeeha!

*Seryn gibbers a little, SimonYeti roars his approval and Simon angles them forward away from the safely penned in shark*

That... was... awesome! I've always wanted to do that.

NOTIFY: N   |  REPLY  |  REPLY WITH QUOTE  |  TOP  |  HOME  

Sunday, September 28, 2008 9:35 PM

SERYN


i have many things i could say but none that i can utter in public

NOTIFY: Y   |  REPLY  |  REPLY WITH QUOTE  |  TOP  |  HOME  

Monday, September 29, 2008 2:30 AM

SOULOFSERENITY

The Man They Call Soul...


Quote:

Originally posted by TheRealMe:
TheRealMe frowns.

"Of course, that was right before Rat turned off the planet's gravity generator, and then... Well, we were all sucking vacuum pretty fast!"



"Is it wrong of me that I miss Rat's insanity?"

Quote:

TheRealMe turns back to SoulOfSerenity.

"So, Soul, did you ever get a chance to replace your bow and trick arrows that the FemaleReaver stole from you? She's long gone, by the way. We managed to toss her into hyperspace... I think you were part of that plot... and she eventually impacted ReaverWorld."




"Yeah, I remember that. That was a nice bow, too. No worries, though. My phasing has come quite a ways since we last spoke. I have a new bow and arrows, but they are phased out of reality just enough that they can only be handled by me. Should keep the loss down."

He spies Seryn out in the water and waves. "Are we having fun?" He sticks out his tongue.

______________________

Soul, Security Chief of the Sereni-Tree, Captain of Destiny.

Mantichorus: "So is there a reason they call you 'Soul'?"
Soul (after a long pause): "Yeah. Because I have one."

I'm blogging about the novel I'm writing! Stay informed, and keep me inspired! Please!

http://havenofsouls.blogspot.com/

NOTIFY: Y   |  REPLY  |  REPLY WITH QUOTE  |  TOP  |  HOME  

Monday, September 29, 2008 3:57 AM

JAKE7


Quote:

Originally posted by SoulOfSerenity:
"Is it wrong of me that I miss Rat's insanity?"



No, 'cause I miss it too! That and his obsession with They Might Be Giants...

--------------
MAL: Everybody's makin' a fuss.
***********
"They just float out there, sending out raver breeding parties..."

NOTIFY: Y   |  REPLY  |  REPLY WITH QUOTE  |  TOP  |  HOME  

Monday, September 29, 2008 9:03 PM

SERYN


oh no no I never go to work, oh no no i never go to work...

*makes a rude gesture at Soul*

NOTIFY: Y   |  REPLY  |  REPLY WITH QUOTE  |  TOP  |  HOME  

Saturday, October 11, 2008 1:14 AM

SERYN


I killed the Sereni-Tree! I sang and everyone died! *crys*

NOTIFY: Y   |  REPLY  |  REPLY WITH QUOTE  |  TOP  |  HOME  

Saturday, October 11, 2008 2:58 AM

THEREALME


Nah! Remember, we have the "No Dying" rule instituted long ago. Probably many of us were just lost in thought, remembering all the fun... uh, I mean TROUBLE Rat always was getting us into.



TheRealMe, Captain of the Sereni-Tree

NOTIFY: Y   |  REPLY  |  REPLY WITH QUOTE  |  TOP  |  HOME  

Monday, October 13, 2008 6:26 AM

JAKE7


I'm not dead, Seryn! (If that makes you feel any better!)

--------------
MAL: Everybody's makin' a fuss.
***********
"They just float out there, sending out raver breeding parties..."

NOTIFY: Y   |  REPLY  |  REPLY WITH QUOTE  |  TOP  |  HOME  

Monday, October 13, 2008 11:23 AM

SERYN


oh phew! For a moment there I thought my singing really was that bad.

NOTIFY: Y   |  REPLY  |  REPLY WITH QUOTE  |  TOP  |  HOME  

Tuesday, October 14, 2008 4:27 AM

JAKE7


Nope! Everything's OK!

--------------
MAL: Everybody's makin' a fuss.
***********
"They just float out there, sending out raver breeding parties..."

NOTIFY: Y   |  REPLY  |  REPLY WITH QUOTE  |  TOP  |  HOME  

Tuesday, October 14, 2008 6:26 PM

THEREALME


One by one, four young women come walking through the dimensional portal that leads back to Sereni-Tree.

"...is called Sundown because its sun puts out mostly reddish light, understand? It colors the landscape like a sundown would." The first woman is short with dark hair. She is wearing a modest one-piece bathing suit, a hat, and sunglasses.

"Right. Ooooh! But how can it be Sundown... Uh... when the sun is still high in the sky?" The second woman's question trails up into the higher octaves as she points up. She is of Nordic descent, tall, blonde, blue-eyed, and wearing a sun dress that shows off her striking figure. She clutches an urn to her chest and carries a small umbrella.

"That's just what they CALL it!" The third woman says. She is an Asian beauty, with high cheekbones and long straight shining black hair. Her red bikini is tiny and revealing.

"Quit babbling! Let's play!" The fourth woman is a freckled redhead with an athletic build, dressed in one of those Olympic beach volleyball two-piece outfits. She has a rather nasty bruise where her ribcage meets her abdomen. Occasionally she rubs it. "Gorram Yeti snow skiing..."

From behind the women, a volleyball comes bouncing out of the portal. Then Sparky the Robot hauls through a net and poles. "I shall have this set up momentarily, Mistresses," he tells them.

Jet, Bride4
Bobby Sue, Bride6
Quincey, Bride5
Deuce, Bride2
Sparky the Robot

NOTIFY: Y   |  REPLY  |  REPLY WITH QUOTE  |  TOP  |  HOME  

Tuesday, October 14, 2008 11:56 PM

SIMONWHO


Right, come on then, that's enough water-skiing madness I think.

Let's do some beach games - we've got enough for a game of volleyball.

NOTIFY: N   |  REPLY  |  REPLY WITH QUOTE  |  TOP  |  HOME  

Thursday, October 16, 2008 12:03 PM

SERYN


ohthankthegods


*goes and collapses on a lounger*

if any body loved me they'd get me a glass of lemonade [/hint ]

NOTIFY: Y   |  REPLY  |  REPLY WITH QUOTE  |  TOP  |  HOME  

Thursday, October 16, 2008 3:32 PM

LEOPARDFLAN


-whisks a couple glasses out of her trans-dimentional hidey-hole, one holding lemonade and the other containing cherry-orange lemonade, and gives the first glass to Seryn, and settles down beside her-

"Sorry my plan back-fired, though getting to water-ski for a bit was most certainly fun! You have the most wonderful friends!"

Aiko Kitahoshi, passenger aboard the LoS, frequently awol due to the phenomina that is rl.

NOTIFY: Y   |  REPLY  |  REPLY WITH QUOTE  |  TOP  |  HOME  

Friday, October 17, 2008 9:52 AM

SERYN


why thank you *sips*

I keep looking at the picture of yours and thinking its some saturn like plannets with rings and cloud storms. Then I realise its creme caramel and I can't decide which is cooler.

NOTIFY: Y   |  REPLY  |  REPLY WITH QUOTE  |  TOP  |  HOME  

Friday, October 17, 2008 11:59 AM

LEOPARDFLAN


I just really really like it since I am a fun of double-meanings, and with "flan" in my name, is almost a given that at one point I'd have to use a picture of flan sometime ^_^

Aiko Kitahoshi, passenger aboard the LoS, frequently awol due to the phenomina that is rl.

NOTIFY: Y   |  REPLY  |  REPLY WITH QUOTE  |  TOP  |  HOME  

Tuesday, October 21, 2008 1:05 AM

SIMONWHO


Anyone ever played volleyball using a flan as the ball? No?

Okay, who's ready to do something unique?

NOTIFY: N   |  REPLY  |  REPLY WITH QUOTE  |  TOP  |  HOME  

Tuesday, October 21, 2008 11:39 AM

LEOPARDFLAN


I do! I do!

What is your plan for keeping it relitively intact, though? Are we going to make it extra-hard, put a force field around it, or are we just going to let it collapse and fly into a million gooey pieces each time we hit one? (and I have to warn you, if I do manage to hit it, it will be a hard hit)

Aiko Kitahoshi, passenger aboard the LoS, frequently awol due to the phenomina that is rl.

NOTIFY: Y   |  REPLY  |  REPLY WITH QUOTE  |  TOP  |  HOME  

Sunday, November 2, 2008 12:07 AM

BLUEFISHIE


Bluefishie wonders where everyone is...


NOTIFY: Y   |  REPLY  |  REPLY WITH QUOTE  |  TOP  |  HOME  

Sunday, November 2, 2008 3:19 AM

THEREALME


"Okay, this was rather difficult. I had to alter the molecular structure of the flan in just such a way as to remain flan, yet to be cohesive enough to stay in ball form."

TheRealMe comes onto the beach holding a Flanball. He hands it to Deuce.

"Go ahead, Bride2. Give it a try."

Deuce eyes the Flanball dubiously, then shrugs. She faces the volleyball net, leaps high into the air, and serves.

The Flanball disintegrates when she smacks it. Specks of flan fly all over the beach, covering everything.

TheRealMe rubs the flan from his eyes. "Hmmm... I suppose that I will have to try a different recipe."



TheRealMe, Captain of the Sereni-Tree

NOTIFY: Y   |  REPLY  |  REPLY WITH QUOTE  |  TOP  |  HOME  

Sunday, November 2, 2008 10:06 AM

SIMONWHO


Do you want to borrow my pig's bladder? I'm sure I have it somewhere round here.

NOTIFY: N   |  REPLY  |  REPLY WITH QUOTE  |  TOP  |  HOME  

Friday, November 7, 2008 8:43 AM

JAKE7


A pig's bladder?!? I don't know if I want to be playing volleyball with THAT!

Maybe we can figure out how to make one out of starch and water -- you know, that mixture that acts like a solid or a liquid depending on the force placed on it?

It would sure give us plenty of reason to keep it in the air!

--------------
MAL: Everybody's makin' a fuss.
***********
"They just float out there, sending out raver breeding parties..."

NOTIFY: Y   |  REPLY  |  REPLY WITH QUOTE  |  TOP  |  HOME  

Friday, November 14, 2008 8:58 PM

MRSUNIVERSE832


*time portals through on Sundown, and shakes the sand out of her hair*

Whooo!!!!!

*gets smacked in the face with the pig bladder*
What the heck?
*picks it up*
Ewwww! WHOEVER THREW THIS AT ME IS GONNA PAY!!!!


Mrs. Universe

MR. UNIVERSE----> <----MRS. UNIVERSE

NOTIFY: Y   |  REPLY  |  REPLY WITH QUOTE  |  TOP  |  HOME  

Saturday, November 15, 2008 5:18 AM

THEREALME


At the volleyball game, Jet hides the smile on her face. Quincey snickers. Deuce, hands on her hips, laughs loudly.

Brow furrowed, Bobby Sue points at Mrs Universe. "Who's THAT?"

Deuce scrutinized Mrs Universe more closely, while rubbing the bruise on her belly. "Hey, she's that gorram speed bump I ran into on the Yeti ski slopes!"


Deuce, Bride2
Jet, Bride4
Quincey, Bride5
Bobby Sue, Bride6

NOTIFY: Y   |  REPLY  |  REPLY WITH QUOTE  |  TOP  |  HOME  

Saturday, November 22, 2008 9:32 PM

MRSUNIVERSE832


Mrs. Universe narrows her eyes at Deuce, and rubs her side. "Well, the speed bump didn't take too kindly to your running into her, either." She smoothes her dress, which, by now, is dirty and torn at the bottom, and says, quite sadly, "I'm trying to go back in time to save my love. Unfortunately, I can see quite well that I am in the wrong place." She sits down and sighs.

Mrs. Universe

MR. UNIVERSE----> <----MRS. UNIVERSE

NOTIFY: Y   |  REPLY  |  REPLY WITH QUOTE  |  TOP  |  HOME  

Sunday, November 23, 2008 6:08 AM

THEREALME


The tall, busty blonde in the sun dress comes over to Mrs Universe. She is carrying an urn. "Hi, I'm Bobby Sue, the Sixth Bride. Hey, I'm REAL sorry about your love dying and all. But don't you worry! Jet is pretty smart. She can build you a time machine!"

She turns back to the volleyball game. "Jet, you can build her a time machine, right?"

The short dark-haired woman pauses before commencing her serve. "Nope. Not my area of expertise. In fact, I think it's impossible."

"Oh," Bobby Sue ponders, brow furrowing. She turns back to Mrs Universe. "Never mind!" she says cheerfully. "Want some ice cream?"


Jet, Bride4
Bobby Sue, Bride6

NOTIFY: Y   |  REPLY  |  REPLY WITH QUOTE  |  TOP  |  HOME  

Tuesday, November 25, 2008 4:46 AM

SIMONWHO


Building a time machine is damn near impossible, yes.

Growing one on the other hand...

NOTIFY: N   |  REPLY  |  REPLY WITH QUOTE  |  TOP  |  HOME  

Tuesday, November 25, 2008 7:36 PM

THEREALME


TheRealMe approaches, with yet another attempt at making a flanball. He has overheard most of the conversation.

"Doctor SimonWho, are you proposing taking a cutting off of your blue box and sticking it in a pot or something?"



TheRealMe, Captain of the Sereni-Tree

NOTIFY: Y   |  REPLY  |  REPLY WITH QUOTE  |  TOP  |  HOME  

Tuesday, November 25, 2008 11:54 PM

MAI


hello people of the tree. what's going on? i must have fallen asleep after all the exhaustive ski vacationing...

simonwho, if you're growing another TARDIS, can you then take the original TARDIS to the future where the baby TARDIS is full grown and have access to both? 'Cause that would be cool. And I'd like to go on a ride sometime if you don't mind?


NOTIFY: Y   |  REPLY  |  REPLY WITH QUOTE  |  TOP  |  HOME  

Wednesday, November 26, 2008 9:49 AM

COZEN






***

NOTIFY: Y   |  REPLY  |  REPLY WITH QUOTE  |  TOP  |  HOME  

Wednesday, November 26, 2008 8:32 PM

THEREALME


TheRealMe seems delighted and surprised. "Mai! Welcome back! Cozen! Just the fellow I wanted to see!"

TheRealMe throws the flan-ball at Cozen, causing it to break into a million pieces, again covering the beach in tasty flan.

"Sort of like the old Spam-guns, don't you think? Except this time our ammunition is made of food!"

TheRealMe turns to SimonWho. "Oh, Doctor? I have a friend IRL who asked me about Boxing Day. Isn't that something done in that land across the pond?"


TheRealMe, Captain of the Sereni-Tree

NOTIFY: Y   |  REPLY  |  REPLY WITH QUOTE  |  TOP  |  HOME  

Thursday, November 27, 2008 3:20 PM

MRSUNIVERSE832


*listens intently*


So you say.......

But I've already built one.
Or found one, to be precise; but, obviously, I need to work out the bugs.

*brightens*
But yes, I would love some ice cream! What flavor?

Mrs. Universe

MR. UNIVERSE----> <----MRS. UNIVERSE

NOTIFY: Y   |  REPLY  |  REPLY WITH QUOTE  |  TOP  |  HOME  

Thursday, November 27, 2008 8:08 PM

THEREALME


Bobby Sue is startled by Mrs Universe, and just stares back at her for a moment. "Oh. Sorry. Most people just ignore me when I talk. Ummm... Come this way!"

Still clutching her urn, Bobby Sue leads Mrs Universe away from the others, who are beginning to discuss how time travel is relevant to Boxing Day.

When they are safely alone, Bobby Sue starts unscrewing the lid of her urn. "See, most folks think that I keep the ashes of my old lover, Jayne-clone2 in here. Really, I have those stashed under my bed."

The top of the urn pops off to reveal a lump of purplish-colored ice cream, complete with a spoon. "There's not much of this left. TheRealHim took a trip to some other dimension to get it."

Mrs Universe hazards a spoonful, expecting a grape flavor.

"This is the best ice cream ever. It never melts, it has zero calories, and it tastes like... the favorite taste of the person eating it!"


Bobby Sue, Bride6

NOTIFY: Y   |  REPLY  |  REPLY WITH QUOTE  |  TOP  |  HOME  

Thursday, November 27, 2008 8:13 PM

MRSUNIVERSE832


Mrs. U takes another spoonful.
"Wow...this is some fine stuff!"
She shakes her head.
"You got this from another dimension?"


Mrs. Universe

MR. UNIVERSE----> <----MRS. UNIVERSE

NOTIFY: Y   |  REPLY  |  REPLY WITH QUOTE  |  TOP  |  HOME  

Friday, November 28, 2008 1:46 AM

SIMONWHO


Ah, boxing day in merry old England - the 26th of December. It used to be the one day a year we were allowed to beat up homeless people on the streets but in recent years that has become "inappropriate" so now instead, in the spirit of Christmas, we go out onto the streets and give the homeless, free of charge, the discarded cardboard boxes from our presents so they have fresh homes for the New Year. Such joy.

And it's a bit harder to grow a time machine than taking a cutting I'm afraid. Not very green fingered either - there's a trail of plant devastation behind me that even your most hardened rainforest slash and burner would disapprove of.

Ooo, ice cream!

NOTIFY: N   |  REPLY  |  REPLY WITH QUOTE  |  TOP  |  HOME  

Friday, November 28, 2008 5:08 AM

THEREALME


Quote:

Originally posted by MrsUniverse832:
Mrs. U takes another spoonful.
"Wow...this is some fine stuff!"
She shakes her head.
"You got this from another dimension?"



Bobby Sue looks more confused, and a bit uncomfortable. "Uhhh... Well, that's what I heard. We Brides hadn't arrived yet. We came aboard Sereni-tree at the beginning of Thread 8. TheRealHim went looking across dimensions for ice cream two or three threads before that. But something followed him back from that place. A big purple thing with lots of tentacles. Wreaked the old treehouse. I guess they wanted their ice cream back."

Bobby Sue, Bride6

NOTIFY: Y   |  REPLY  |  REPLY WITH QUOTE  |  TOP  |  HOME  

YOUR OPTIONS

NEW POSTS TODAY

USERPOST DATE

OTHER TOPICS

DISCUSSIONS
Canada Getting It's 1st Total Solar Eclipse In 40 Years
Wed, March 6, 2024 19:49 - 1 posts
What Song Are You Listening To, California Dreamin'
Thu, February 29, 2024 07:48 - 148 posts
S.I. go Bye Bye?
Tue, January 23, 2024 14:29 - 13 posts
EMMYS ratings tank
Sun, January 21, 2024 02:21 - 9 posts
What happened to music?
Thu, January 18, 2024 21:13 - 61 posts
ESPN stole Emmys for 13 years
Tue, January 16, 2024 21:01 - 4 posts
Your essential top ten music albums.
Fri, January 12, 2024 12:45 - 31 posts
Fukushima Nuclear Reactor Status
Tue, September 12, 2023 09:30 - 128 posts
SpaceX
Wed, August 23, 2023 13:07 - 7 posts
Special Branch XIII: Soulless
Mon, August 21, 2023 16:59 - 30 posts
Hollywood star whackers, Dave Chapelle: 'I was paid $50-million by for gay sex'
Sat, August 19, 2023 05:49 - 19 posts
Marvel comics continues the long march to destroying an industry. ( Get work, go broke )
Thu, August 10, 2023 13:36 - 5 posts

FFF.NET SOCIAL