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The Other Other Caption Game Round 15: Big Damn Round

POSTED BY: DAVESHAYNE
UPDATED: Saturday, December 6, 2008 03:57
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Friday, October 3, 2008 12:19 PM

DAVESHAYNE


Last week's winner is Asarian who posited:



KAYLEE: You know, Simon, how you always stick your foot in your mouth? ... Try mine!

Now on to this picture of daring do.



David

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

http://xkcd.com/386/

"Don't worry. Captain Hammer will save us." - Penny.

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Saturday, October 4, 2008 3:43 AM

DAVESHAYNE


See? See the new caption game? It's right there in front of you.

David

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

http://xkcd.com/386/

"Don't worry. Captain Hammer will save us." - Penny.

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Saturday, October 4, 2008 8:38 AM

GORRAMGROUPIE


Quote:

Originally posted by daveshayne:


Now on to this picture of daring do.



David

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

http://xkcd.com/386/

"Don't worry. Captain Hammer will save us." - Penny.

I has myspace - http://www.myspace.com/daveshayneforpresident



Yaaaa Asarian!

Now my first shot:
Trick or treating wasn't nearly as fun for River anymore, unless there were reavers around.....

'Who are you and how did you get in here?' 'I'm a locksmith. And, I'm a locksmith.'
Police Squad

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Saturday, October 4, 2008 1:18 PM

RAINSTICK


Quote:





RIVER: "Okay, Harry, let's see who's Quidditch champion this side of the 'verse, dong ma. Open the hatch."
SIMON (OS): "Oh, not again! River, that's not a broomstick, that's Vera."
RIVER: "Simon, catch. Here comes the Snitch."
JAYNE (OS): "Anyone seen my grenades?"

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Saturday, October 4, 2008 7:05 PM

FLORALBUNNY


Gratz, asarian!!1!
now:
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Is that you behind those Foster-Grants?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

bun
Frisky Browncoat
bastards singed my turtle

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Sunday, October 5, 2008 4:38 PM

DAVESHAYNE


A bump for captionistas on the left side of the date line.

David

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

http://xkcd.com/386/

"Don't worry. Captain Hammer will save us." - Penny.

I has myspace - http://www.myspace.com/daveshayneforpresident

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Monday, October 6, 2008 12:51 AM

CHAPTERANDVERSE


Gratz Asarian! and I love Rainstick's caption!



Jayne had promised to stop spitting every time Simon's name was mentioned, but River was taking no chances.

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Monday, October 6, 2008 3:35 AM

PDCHARLES

What happened? He see your face?


Gratz Asarian!



River: This time, its on bug!!!


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Monday, October 6, 2008 1:28 PM

ASARIAN


Quote:

Originally posted by chapterandverse:


Jayne had promised to stop spitting every time Simon's name was mentioned, but River was taking no chances.



Brilliant entry! :)


--
"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam

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Wednesday, October 8, 2008 6:39 PM

FLORALBUNNY


bump

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Thursday, October 9, 2008 2:09 AM

DAVESHAYNE


This is a good day to caption.

David

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

http://xkcd.com/386/

"Don't worry. Captain Hammer will save us." - Penny.

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Thursday, October 9, 2008 2:50 PM

FLORALBUNNY


RIVER likes the new mule; it goes to 11
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

RIVER: And now I'll do my Willy Wonka impression.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

bun
Frisky Browncoat
bastards teleported my turtle

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Saturday, October 11, 2008 5:11 AM

DAVESHAYNE


Saturday morning caption bump.

David

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

http://xkcd.com/386/

"Don't worry. Captain Hammer will save us." - Penny.

I has myspace - http://www.myspace.com/daveshayneforpresident

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Saturday, October 11, 2008 1:10 PM

SLOWHAND


"I am CATWOMAN!"

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Sunday, October 12, 2008 3:48 AM

ASARIAN


After CHAPTERANDVERSE's ingenius caption, it's hard to come up with anything decent thereafter. But here's one anyway:




SIMON: Perhaps we should go with the contact lenses?! What do you think, Captain?
MAL: I don't know. This here's a pair of spectacles might warrant a moment's consideration.



--
"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam

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Sunday, October 12, 2008 3:02 PM

FLORALBUNNY


Do these goggles make me look fat?

bun
Frisky Browncoat
SUMMMMERRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!1!

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Monday, October 13, 2008 12:25 PM

SERYN


'River wasn't overly impressed with Mal's idea's for her video application to the Evil League of Evil.'

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Monday, October 13, 2008 4:02 PM

FLORALBUNNY


LOL @ seryn!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
GINA: No, River, they aren't beer goggles, and stop
teasing her, Jayne.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

bun
Frisky Browncoat
bad horse gonna make you his mare

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Tuesday, October 14, 2008 10:02 AM

DAVESHAYNE


Abump afor athe acaption agamers.

David

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

http://xkcd.com/386/

"Don't worry. Captain Hammer will save us." - Penny.

I has myspace - http://www.myspace.com/daveshayneforpresident

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Tuesday, October 14, 2008 5:13 PM

FLORALBUNNY



~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
RIVER is going to be ready for that UFO whether
or not it shows up. (In 500 years we'll still be
pretty much the same.)



bun
Frisky Browncoat
philosophical and topical this evening

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Thursday, October 16, 2008 12:43 AM

ASARIAN




Okay, since we're apparently into movie-references:

"River agreed to see the marshall arts instructor for some extra Kung Fu lessons; but, after seeing Kill Bill 2, insisted on wearing some protective eye-gear."


--
"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam

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Thursday, October 16, 2008 1:37 AM

ASARIAN




EYE-SPECIALIST: Try it now.
RIVER: I can see you.


--
"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam

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Thursday, October 16, 2008 4:50 AM

RAINSTICK


Quote:




Should've gone to Specsavers.

OR

RIVER: Now all I need is a mustache and I'll have a perfect disguise.

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Thursday, October 16, 2008 12:00 PM

SERYN


Quote:

Originally posted by rainstick:
Quote:


Should've gone to Specsavers.



LMAO!

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Saturday, October 18, 2008 3:50 AM

DAVESHAYNE


saturday morning caption bump.

David

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

http://xkcd.com/386/

"Don't worry. Captain Hammer will save us." - Penny.

I has myspace - http://www.myspace.com/daveshayneforpresident

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Saturday, October 18, 2008 3:25 PM

FLORALBUNNY


and one for Sat. eve....
no more ideas, everybody?

bun
exhausted

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Sunday, October 19, 2008 9:22 AM

COSMICFUGITIVE




River could see into the truth of things. A quality that could prove real useful on a job. Mal understood the long term benefits of this, without a shadow of a doubt. Of course, he never figured that strong prescription lenses were part of the deal.
---




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Monday, October 20, 2008 2:03 PM

DAVESHAYNE


On Monday it's cool to caption.

David

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

http://xkcd.com/386/

"Don't worry. Captain Hammer will save us." - Penny.

I has myspace - http://www.myspace.com/daveshayneforpresident

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Tuesday, October 21, 2008 6:51 AM

GORRAMGROUPIE


Something told River that this walk in the park wasn't gonna be easy.

'Who are you and how did you get in here?' 'I'm a locksmith. And, I'm a locksmith.'
Police Squad

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Tuesday, October 21, 2008 7:07 PM

FLORALBUNNY


itty
bitty
bumpy

bun
Frisky Browncoat
and a can of spot-remover...

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Friday, October 24, 2008 6:06 PM

FLORALBUNNY


Eye protections.
I haz dem.

bun
Frisky Browncoat
icanhas?

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Saturday, October 25, 2008 3:23 AM

DAVESHAYNE


Six days until halloween bump.

David

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

http://xkcd.com/386/

"Don't worry. Captain Hammer will save us." - Penny.

I has myspace - http://www.myspace.com/daveshayneforpresident

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Monday, October 27, 2008 1:18 PM

DAVESHAYNE


Spooky 4 days till All Hallows Eve bump.

Spoooooooooky.

David

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

http://xkcd.com/386/

"Don't worry. Captain Hammer will save us." - Penny.

I has myspace - http://www.myspace.com/daveshayneforpresident

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Tuesday, October 28, 2008 5:40 PM

FLORALBUNNY


are we there yet?

b
FB

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Wednesday, October 29, 2008 5:43 PM

FLORALBUNNY


We promise not to stop for beers with the fellas.

bun
Frisky Browncoat
if it moves, shoot it

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Wednesday, October 29, 2008 5:52 PM

ASARIAN




Upon sensing the shit was about to hit the fan, River, highly-intuitive, but at times a mite too literal, decided to come prepared.


--
"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam

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Friday, October 31, 2008 3:02 PM

DAVESHAYNE


A bump for ghoulish captions.

David

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

http://xkcd.com/386/

"Don't worry. Captain Hammer will save us." - Penny.

I has myspace - http://www.myspace.com/daveshayneforpresident

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Sunday, November 2, 2008 3:45 PM

FLORALBUNNY


RIVER hates political mud-slinging, found eye protection, still looking for earmuffs

bun
Frisky Browncoats
If God had meant us to vote he'd have given us candidates

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Tuesday, November 4, 2008 4:10 PM

FLORALBUNNY


JAYNE meant his note to River to say "Google yourself in case you'll be recognized from Ariel's Most Wanted," but...

bun
Friksy Browncoat
a dyslexic walked into a bra...

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Wednesday, November 5, 2008 5:03 PM

FLORALBUNNY


where's my absentee ballot?
time to vote early...
please?

bun
Frisky Browncoat
bastards googled my yahoo

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Saturday, November 8, 2008 7:55 PM

ASARIAN




Sure, Simon was upset at first, but River's hi-larious impersonation of 'Jayne, disguising himself on Canton' had them all crackin' up soon enough.


--
"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam

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Tuesday, November 11, 2008 4:39 PM

DAVESHAYNE


Consider captioning. Clearly convivial caparison.

David

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

http://xkcd.com/386/

"Don't worry. Captain Hammer will save us." - Penny.

I has myspace - http://www.myspace.com/daveshayneforpresident

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Wednesday, November 12, 2008 7:42 PM

FLORALBUNNY


Some of the crew thought it was time to ask Simon about the bruises on River's arms.

bun
Frisky Browncoat
bastards bruised my turtle

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Friday, November 14, 2008 6:59 PM

FLORALBUNNY


"I can see dead people."

bump
Frisky Purina

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Saturday, November 15, 2008 3:13 AM

STINKINGROSE




Now on to this picture of daring do.



David

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

http://xkcd.com/386/

"Don't worry. Captain Hammer will save us." - Penny.

I has myspace - http://www.myspace.com/daveshayneforpresident




Tired of hand-me-down Prairie Harpy, River decides to go Steampunk.

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Saturday, November 15, 2008 3:50 AM

DAVESHAYNE


It could be soon. A posting of captions for vote. Enter now for fun.

David

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

http://xkcd.com/386/

"Don't worry. Captain Hammer will save us." - Penny.

I has myspace - http://www.myspace.com/daveshayneforpresident

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Saturday, November 15, 2008 4:40 PM

FLORALBUNNY


steampunk! yay!

bun
Frisky Browncoat
"Tenspeed and Browncoat"

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Tuesday, November 18, 2008 8:06 AM

BROWNCOATSANDINISTA


River - "The Goggles, they do nothing!"

"I'm not going to say Serenity is the greatest SciFi movie ever; oh wait yes I am." - Orson Scott Card

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Wednesday, November 19, 2008 9:13 PM

FLORALBUNNY


bump

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Friday, November 21, 2008 6:08 PM

FLORALBUNNY


Quote:

Originally posted by daveshayne:
Last week's winner is Asarian who posited:



KAYLEE: You know, Simon, how you always stick your foot in your mouth? ... Try mine!

Now on to this picture of daring do.



David

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

http://xkcd.com/386/

"Don't worry. Captain Hammer will save us." - Penny.

I has myspace - http://www.myspace.com/daveshayneforpresident


~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

The crew practice for shopping on Black Friday.
River will shop K-Mart for Blue Light Specials.


bun
Frisky Browncoat
I saw three ships come sailing in

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