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Hidey Thread 492: Must There Always Be A Witty Tittle?

POSTED BY: MAI
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Thursday, April 9, 2009 2:59 PM

MAI


Oooh funny stuff Dave. Very giggle worthy.

We shall build this thread upon that much needed laughter.

Where we were before we were here and after we were there: http://www.fireflyfans.net/mthread.asp?b=11&t=37220&m=692518#692518



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Thursday, April 9, 2009 3:08 PM

DAVESHAYNE


Quote:

Originally posted by mai:
Oooh funny stuff Dave. Very giggle worthy.

We shall build this thread upon that much needed laughter.



Laughing is good. Though it can hurt a bit. Especially if it is unusually prolonged. The same thing is true of books of historical fact that are unusually prologued. But not true of B&D sessions which are usually pro-flogged. Well I best be running as my point appears to have become dislodged.

David

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

http://xkcd.com/386/

"Don't worry. Captain Hammer will save us." - Penny.

I has myspace - http://www.myspace.com/daveshayneforpresident

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Thursday, April 9, 2009 3:14 PM

COZEN


Is a "tittle" kinda like a booble"?

Tee. With a "hee", & so forth.

***

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Thursday, April 9, 2009 3:26 PM

MAI


shut up. i did that on porpose.


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Thursday, April 9, 2009 4:33 PM

COZEN


Quote:

Originally posted by mai:
shut up. i did that on porpose.



I miss everything sometimes. Cuz I thought you did it on dolphin.

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Thursday, April 9, 2009 4:58 PM

MAI


I'm gonna tuna you out now.


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Friday, April 10, 2009 2:00 AM

STINKINGROSE


I've never been to this thread before1

Can I be your chum?

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Friday, April 10, 2009 2:09 AM

DAVESHAYNE


Quote:

Originally posted by mai:
I'm gonna tuna you out now.



You know that dream where your back in school and there's a test that you haven't studied for. I'll bet fish really hate that dream.

David

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

http://xkcd.com/386/

"Don't worry. Captain Hammer will save us." - Penny.

I has myspace - http://www.myspace.com/daveshayneforpresident

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Friday, April 10, 2009 6:01 AM

MSA


As a teacher I must say ...this conversations eems a little fishy

To love someone is to see a miracle invisible to others.
--Francois Mauriac
It's fuzzy-minded liberal thinking like that that gets you eaten.

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Friday, April 10, 2009 7:28 AM

LEOPARDFLAN


-prowls about-

-smells a fishy smell-

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Friday, April 10, 2009 8:58 AM

MAI


It does smell a bit doesn't it? Well at least everyone has stopped floundering about.


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Friday, April 10, 2009 9:39 AM

MSA


Much more fish talk and I might get crabby ;)

To love someone is to see a miracle invisible to others.
--Francois Mauriac
It's fuzzy-minded liberal thinking like that that gets you eaten.

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Friday, April 10, 2009 10:45 AM

DAVESHAYNE


Quote:

Originally posted by MsA:
Much more fish talk and I might get crabby ;)



You're just saying that for the halibut.

David

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

http://xkcd.com/386/

"Don't worry. Captain Hammer will save us." - Penny.

I has myspace - http://www.myspace.com/daveshayneforpresident

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Friday, April 10, 2009 11:33 AM

STINKINGROSE


I'll just clam up then, shall I?

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Friday, April 10, 2009 11:51 AM

MAI


Or we can just talk about something else. No need to trout at each other. It's almost the weekend we should relax and just perch on a nice comfy chair for awhile.


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Friday, April 10, 2009 1:03 PM

MSA


Everybody duck...it's a swingin cod
( sorry couldn't resist)

To love someone is to see a miracle invisible to others.
--Francois Mauriac
It's fuzzy-minded liberal thinking like that that gets you eaten.

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Friday, April 10, 2009 1:49 PM

STINKINGROSE


(Raises hand to be first in line to coddle Jayne)

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Friday, April 10, 2009 2:48 PM

MAI


I have officially run out of phrases of the fish kind. Oh carp! Isn't that just crappie?

Sorry, NOW I'm done.


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Friday, April 10, 2009 4:38 PM

KAREL

Flying on duct tape and a damaged registry.


Quote:

Originally posted by mai:
No need to trout at each other.

Holy mackerel! That was tripletail! Salmon you!




*snort*

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Friday, April 10, 2009 5:22 PM

MAI


"Not tonight I got a haddock." BEST LINE EVER!


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Friday, April 10, 2009 7:05 PM

LEOPARDFLAN


At least your dog isn't sharking anymore! XD

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Saturday, April 11, 2009 5:05 AM

THEREALME


I got nuthin'....

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Saturday, April 11, 2009 1:37 PM

LEOPARDFLAN


Eely? I'm ashamed of you! :P

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Saturday, April 11, 2009 6:59 PM

THEREALME



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Sunday, April 12, 2009 9:49 PM

MAI


I don't often say this, but Thank Cod the weekends over now!


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Wednesday, April 15, 2009 6:18 AM

RIPWASH


I was going to post something cleverly smart, but it turned out it was just a red herring.

Zoe: "Get it running again."
Mal: "Yeah"
Zoe: "So not running now"
Mal: "Not so much"
- Out of Gas

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Wednesday, April 15, 2009 6:36 AM

RIPWASH


Oh! Just thought of another one because I'm having a whale of a time.

But then again. I don't see how what I'm about to say has any coral-ation to anything we've been talking about here. I think I'll go work out instead. I need to improve my mussles.

Then again. My skin is feeling a little flakey. Maybe I should use some oysterizer or something...


Zoe: "Get it running again."
Mal: "Yeah"
Zoe: "So not running now"
Mal: "Not so much"
- Out of Gas

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Wednesday, April 15, 2009 6:45 AM

MSA


ok I've had a gill full of this ... what exactly is the porpoise?

To love someone is to see a miracle invisible to others.
--Francois Mauriac
It's fuzzy-minded liberal thinking like that that gets you eaten.

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Wednesday, April 15, 2009 6:47 AM

RIPWASH


Just to krill time.

Zoe: "Get it running again."
Mal: "Yeah"
Zoe: "So not running now"
Mal: "Not so much"
- Out of Gas

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Wednesday, April 15, 2009 7:00 AM

RIPWASH


Ya know . . . I could probably hijack this thread . . . but that would just be shellfish.

Zoe: "Get it running again."
Mal: "Yeah"
Zoe: "So not running now"
Mal: "Not so much"
- Out of Gas

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Wednesday, April 15, 2009 7:49 AM

CITIZEN


You need a Van in the middle of your name.

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Wednesday, April 15, 2009 7:52 AM

RIPWASH


Hahahahahahaha . . . haahaa . . . ha . . . O_o

I don't get it.

Zoe: "Get it running again."
Mal: "Yeah"
Zoe: "So not running now"
Mal: "Not so much"
- Out of Gas

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Wednesday, April 15, 2009 8:08 AM

MSA


gigglesnort

To love someone is to see a miracle invisible to others.
--Francois Mauriac
It's fuzzy-minded liberal thinking like that that gets you eaten.

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Wednesday, April 15, 2009 10:52 AM

DAVESHAYNE


Hello hidey thread. Can't stay long. must dash, dash, dash.



David

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

http://xkcd.com/386/

"Don't worry. Captain Hammer will save us." - Penny.

I has myspace - http://www.myspace.com/daveshayneforpresident

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Thursday, April 16, 2009 6:55 AM

RIPWASH


Aw . . . c'mon guys! It was just starting to get fun!!!

Zoe: "Get it running again."
Mal: "Yeah"
Zoe: "So not running now"
Mal: "Not so much"
- Out of Gas

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Thursday, April 16, 2009 8:32 AM

MSA


well it can't all be scuttlebutt

To love someone is to see a miracle invisible to others.
--Francois Mauriac
It's fuzzy-minded liberal thinking like that that gets you eaten.

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Thursday, April 16, 2009 9:12 AM

RIPWASH


Sorry. Didn't mean to anchor anyone.

Zoe: "Get it running again."
Mal: "Yeah"
Zoe: "So not running now"
Mal: "Not so much"
- Out of Gas

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Thursday, April 16, 2009 9:35 AM

CITIZEN


You didn't mean too? You mean you accidentally would the anchor chain around them and push them over the side?

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Thursday, April 16, 2009 9:40 AM

RIPWASH


Not again, no. It was too upsetting the first time.

Zoe: "Get it running again."
Mal: "Yeah"
Zoe: "So not running now"
Mal: "Not so much"
- Out of Gas

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Thursday, April 16, 2009 9:45 AM

CITIZEN


Too upsetting? I've not finished drying out my god damn jeans.

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Thursday, April 16, 2009 9:48 AM

RIPWASH


That was you? The voices in my head convinced me you were someone else...

Sorry about that. Won't happen again....



Zoe: "Get it running again."
Mal: "Yeah"
Zoe: "So not running now"
Mal: "Not so much"
- Out of Gas

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Thursday, April 16, 2009 10:28 AM

CITIZEN


That's what my voices keep saying. But here I am again, matches and all. *sigh*

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Thursday, April 16, 2009 12:02 PM

DAVESHAYNE


Quote:

Originally posted by RIPWash:
Aw . . . c'mon guys! It was just starting to get fun!!!



And then somebody lost an eye.

David

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

http://xkcd.com/386/

"Don't worry. Captain Hammer will save us." - Penny.

I has myspace - http://www.myspace.com/daveshayneforpresident

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Friday, April 17, 2009 6:21 AM

CITIZEN


Dear Employees,

Due to the current financial situation caused by the slowdown of economy, Management has decided to implement a scheme to put workers of 40 years of age and above on early retirement. This scheme will be known as RAPE (Retire Aged People Early).

Persons selected to be RAPED can apply to management to be eligible for the SHAFT scheme (Special Help After Forced Termination). Persons who have been RAPED and SHAFTED will be reviewed under the SCREW programme (Scheme Covering Retired Early Workers). A person may be RAPED once, SHAFTED twice and SCREWED as many times as Management deems appropriate.

Persons who have been RAPED can only get AIDS (Additional Income for Dependants & Spouse) or HERPES (Half Earnings for Retired Personnel Early Severance).

Obviously persons who have AIDS or HERPES will not be SHAFTED or SCREWED any further by Management.

Persons who are not RAPED and are staying on will receive as much SHI-T (Special High Intensity -Training) as possible. Management has always prided itself on the amount of SHI-T it gives employees. Should you feel that you do not receive enough SHI-T, please bring this to the attention of your Supervisor. They have been trained to give you all the SHI-T you can take.

Regards
Management

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Friday, April 17, 2009 7:04 AM

JADEHAND


Quote:

Originally posted by citizen:
Dear Employees,

Due to the current financial situation caused by the slowdown of economy, Management has decided to implement a scheme to put workers of 40 years of age and above on early retirement. This scheme will be known as RAPE (Retire Aged People Early).

Persons selected to be RAPED can apply to management to be eligible for the SHAFT scheme (Special Help After Forced Termination). Persons who have been RAPED and SHAFTED will be reviewed under the SCREW programme (Scheme Covering Retired Early Workers). A person may be RAPED once, SHAFTED twice and SCREWED as many times as Management deems appropriate.

Persons who have been RAPED can only get AIDS (Additional Income for Dependants & Spouse) or HERPES (Half Earnings for Retired Personnel Early Severance).

Obviously persons who have AIDS or HERPES will not be SHAFTED or SCREWED any further by Management.

Persons who are not RAPED and are staying on will receive as much SHI-T (Special High Intensity -Training) as possible. Management has always prided itself on the amount of SHI-T it gives employees. Should you feel that you do not receive enough SHI-T, please bring this to the attention of your Supervisor. They have been trained to give you all the SHI-T you can take.

Regards
Management



Wow.... Sexual abuse humour... classy.



To others,
Smile, laugh. share.

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Friday, April 17, 2009 7:10 AM

CITIZEN


Quote:

Originally posted by Jadehand:
Wow.... Sexual abuse humour... classy.


Do you have a problem with me or something?

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Friday, April 17, 2009 9:38 AM

DAVESHAYNE


Today's xkcd it won't give you a virus.

David

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

http://xkcd.com/386/

"Don't worry. Captain Hammer will save us." - Penny.

I has myspace - http://www.myspace.com/daveshayneforpresident

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Friday, April 17, 2009 10:09 AM

MSA


where have all the fishies gone??

To love someone is to see a miracle invisible to others.
--Francois Mauriac
It's fuzzy-minded liberal thinking like that that gets you eaten.

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Friday, April 17, 2009 10:37 AM

DAVESHAYNE


Quote:

Originally posted by MsA:
where have all the fishies gone??



To school. Except I already sorta used that one.

David

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

http://xkcd.com/386/

"Don't worry. Captain Hammer will save us." - Penny.

I has myspace - http://www.myspace.com/daveshayneforpresident

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Friday, April 17, 2009 12:50 PM

RIPWASH


Quote:

Originally posted by MsA:
where have all the fishies gone??



We got distracted with the whole pushing someone off a boat with an anchor tied around them thing.

Do you want me to post more fishy absurdities?
Don't know if I can come up with more I felt all alone in my silliness at the end there.

Zoe: "Get it running again."
Mal: "Yeah"
Zoe: "So not running now"
Mal: "Not so much"
- Out of Gas

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