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Hidey Thread 490: Warped On The Inside

POSTED BY: MAI
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Friday, July 3, 2009 6:21 PM

MAI


Sorry the song was broken.
I fixed it.

Ship, ship up in space where the badgers and raccoons float in the black.


“Some people are like Slinkies - not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.”

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Friday, July 3, 2009 6:24 PM

BLACK12AKYTCA


That's better :D


Stan- Mobbex is playing lunch and Aky is making a guitar

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Saturday, July 4, 2009 2:26 AM

DAVESHAYNE


Carry on my wayward raccoon
Badgers antelopes when you are doone

David

'Begone, sugar-free candy antichrist!' - Nathan Rabin.

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

http://xkcd.com/386/

"Don't worry. Captain Hammer will save us." - Penny.

I has myspace - http://www.myspace.com/daveshayneforpresident

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Saturday, July 4, 2009 6:42 PM

MAI


badgers+antelope+raccoon= badracant or antracbad or possibly even racbadant

wonder what that'd look like?


“Some people are like Slinkies - not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.”

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Sunday, July 5, 2009 2:43 AM

DAVESHAYNE


Quote:

Originally posted by mai:
badgers+antelope+raccoon= badracant or antracbad or possibly even racbadant

wonder what that'd look like?



Head of a raccoon attached to the body of an antelope attached to the tail of a beaver. That's what it would look like. We could make it even more wicked awesome by giving it an eagle's claw, a lion's paw, a horse's hoove, and one other animal foot part I can't seem to think of at the moment. It spends most of it's time by the banks of the river digging through trash, building dams, grazing on the marsh grass, and catching mice to pull thorns from it's one feline paw. Quick, somebody call Hasbro, I think we have an entry for Monster Manual VI.

Edit: Call it the Badgeloon.

David

'Begone, sugar-free candy antichrist!' - Nathan Rabin.

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

http://xkcd.com/386/

"Don't worry. Captain Hammer will save us." - Penny.

I has myspace - http://www.myspace.com/daveshayneforpresident

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Sunday, July 5, 2009 12:19 PM

MSA


blink blink... and I thought this idea of a jackalope was bizarre


To love someone is to see a miracle invisible to others.
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It's fuzzy-minded liberal thinking like that that gets you eaten.

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Sunday, July 5, 2009 12:21 PM

MAI


Badgeloon. I like it. I want one.


“Some people are like Slinkies - not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.”

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Sunday, July 5, 2009 12:40 PM

SERYN


Quote:

Originally posted by daveshayne:
Quote:

Originally posted by mai:
badgers+antelope+raccoon= badracant or antracbad or possibly even racbadant

wonder what that'd look like?



Head of a raccoon attached to the body of an antelope attached to the tail of a beaver. That's what it would look like. We could make it even more wicked awesome by giving it an eagle's claw, a lion's paw, a horse's hoove, and one other animal foot part I can't seem to think of at the moment. It spends most of it's time by the banks of the river digging through trash, building dams, grazing on the marsh grass, and catching mice to pull thorns from it's one feline paw. Quick, somebody call Hasbro, I think we have an entry for Monster Manual VI.

Edit: Call it the Badgeloon.

David




Didn't Heston Blumenthal cook that and serve it to a bunch of pished celebrities once?

Did you need it badly?

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Sunday, July 5, 2009 3:46 PM

DAVESHAYNE


Quote:

Originally posted by seryn:
Didn't Heston Blumenthal cook that and serve it to a bunch of pished celebrities once?



It's time for pished celebrity Family Feud! Hosted by the ever so pished Richard Dawson!!!!

David

'Begone, sugar-free candy antichrist!' - Nathan Rabin.

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

http://xkcd.com/386/

"Don't worry. Captain Hammer will save us." - Penny.

I has myspace - http://www.myspace.com/daveshayneforpresident

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Monday, July 6, 2009 6:54 AM

MAI


Need, not so much. Want yes.

Just so I can impress everyone by saying "This is my Badgeloon called Bob he does tricks".


“Some people are like Slinkies - not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.”

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Monday, July 6, 2009 9:14 AM

DAVESHAYNE


Quote:

Originally posted by mai:
Badgeloon called Bob



Wasn't that a Johnny Cash song?

David

'Begone, sugar-free candy antichrist!' - Nathan Rabin.

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

http://xkcd.com/386/

"Don't worry. Captain Hammer will save us." - Penny.

I has myspace - http://www.myspace.com/daveshayneforpresident

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Monday, July 6, 2009 3:47 PM

MAI


I'm not sure, but it should have been. That would be the best song ever. One of those that always gets stuck in your head.


“Some people are like Slinkies - not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.”

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Monday, July 6, 2009 8:54 PM

MAI





“Some people are like Slinkies - not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.”

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Tuesday, July 7, 2009 2:00 AM

THEREALME


Wow! That happens to me every night!

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Tuesday, July 7, 2009 7:53 AM

MSA


wow hostility from the stars...bad karma

To love someone is to see a miracle invisible to others.
--Francois Mauriac
It's fuzzy-minded liberal thinking like that that gets you eaten.

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Tuesday, July 7, 2009 3:52 PM

MAI


Me too, TRM. That's why I thought it was so funny.


“Some people are like Slinkies - not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.”

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Wednesday, July 8, 2009 11:27 AM

SERYN


That star is mean!I would ask another one.

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Wednesday, July 8, 2009 1:09 PM

DAVESHAYNE


Quote:

Originally posted by seryn:
That star is mean!I would ask another one.



The trouble is all the mean stars travel together. If you want common decency you have to talk to those nerds the comets.

David

'Begone, sugar-free candy antichrist!' - Nathan Rabin.

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

http://xkcd.com/386/

"Don't worry. Captain Hammer will save us." - Penny.

I has myspace - http://www.myspace.com/daveshayneforpresident

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Wednesday, July 8, 2009 6:55 PM

MAI


What about the Cupids and Blitzens?


“Some people are like Slinkies - not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.”

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Thursday, July 9, 2009 12:29 PM

SERYN


or for that matter the Curry's Dixons and PC Worlds?

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Thursday, July 9, 2009 2:14 PM

MSA


Wow maybe the star bullies need interventions

To love someone is to see a miracle invisible to others.
--Francois Mauriac
It's fuzzy-minded liberal thinking like that that gets you eaten.

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Thursday, July 9, 2009 2:36 PM

JADEHAND


They have interventions.... they're called super novas.


"I've looked into a million laughing unhappinesses. In every bar and on the TV. But I know the real thing. I can remember. I can almost tell you how it is." - Trap the Spark - Happiness is the Road - Marillion
"Our forefathers died for the pursuit of happiness, not the sit around and wait for happiness." -Barney -HIMYM

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Thursday, July 9, 2009 6:49 PM

MAI


Or they just get fired from the public relations department.


“Some people are like Slinkies - not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.”

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Friday, July 10, 2009 9:37 AM

BLACK12AKYTCA


Super novas are the visible sign of the firing!

Sorry, had to..

you know, I would totally do this-
http://www.brokenplotdevice.com/2008/09/15/coffee-cover-up/
.... and this!
http://www.collectedcurios.com/sequentialart.php?s=381
Both are awesome webcomics, and I would higly recommend reading both of them ^.^

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Friday, July 10, 2009 1:21 PM

SERYN


but those stars were fired billions of years ago - is there another way to get more up to date news of hirings and firings? It's no use wishing on stars that are already pink-nova'd.

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Friday, July 10, 2009 3:35 PM

BLACK12AKYTCA


Consitering the distances involved, no. That's the thing about having a big empire, is that communication gets strained and no-one can keep track of everything!

you know, I would totally do this-
http://www.brokenplotdevice.com/2008/09/15/coffee-cover-up/
.... and this!
http://www.collectedcurios.com/sequentialart.php?s=381
Both are awesome webcomics, and I would higly recommend reading both of them ^.^

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Saturday, July 11, 2009 1:50 AM

MAI


Maybe it's just that one star, tryin' to give all the others a bad name.


“Some people are like Slinkies - not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.”

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Tuesday, July 14, 2009 11:49 AM

DAVESHAYNE


Found a new game involving penguins and flying. http://armorgames.com/play/3789/ I learned to fly in 37 days. It took me long enough.

David

'Begone, sugar-free candy antichrist!' - Nathan Rabin.

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

http://xkcd.com/386/

"Don't worry. Captain Hammer will save us." - Penny.

I has myspace - http://www.myspace.com/daveshayneforpresident

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Tuesday, July 14, 2009 3:14 PM

MAI


I have a penguin called Bumblebee, but he can't fly.


“Some people are like Slinkies - not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.”

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Tuesday, July 14, 2009 3:32 PM

KAREL

Flying on duct tape and a damaged registry.


Bees shouldn't be able to fly, so it kinda makes sense. I think. Maybe.


"Whatever is wrong with you is so right for me." -- Marillion.

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Wednesday, July 15, 2009 12:36 AM

MAI


They shouldn't be able to fly? Why was there a bumblebee pilots strike? They forgot where they parked the plane? They'd rather roller skate? I wish I had roller skates. Not roller skates with bees in them though, cause ow.


(The above message was brought to you by an overdose of sugar. We now return you to your regularly scheduled progam).


“Some people are like Slinkies - not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.”

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Wednesday, July 15, 2009 6:01 AM

MSA


This is why bumblebees are magic...

To love someone is to see a miracle invisible to others.
--Francois Mauriac
It's fuzzy-minded liberal thinking like that that gets you eaten.

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Wednesday, July 15, 2009 6:59 AM

JADEHAND


Quote:

Originally posted by mai:
They shouldn't be able to fly? Why was there a bumblebee pilots strike? They forgot where they parked the plane? They'd rather roller skate? I wish I had roller skates. Not roller skates with bees in them though, cause ow.


(The above message was brought to you by an overdose of sugar. We now return you to your regularly scheduled progam).


“Some people are like Slinkies - not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.”




http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bumblebee#Flight

Ahhh.. "the power of its own ignorance" ... joy.

"I've looked into a million laughing unhappinesses. In every bar and on the TV. But I know the real thing. I can remember. I can almost tell you how it is." - Trap the Spark - Happiness is the Road - Marillion
"Our forefathers died for the pursuit of happiness, not the sit around and wait for happiness." -Barney -HIMYM

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Wednesday, July 15, 2009 7:32 AM

KAREL

Flying on duct tape and a damaged registry.


Quote:

Originally posted by Jadehand:
Ahhh.. "the power of its own ignorance" ... joy.

They didn't get the "you can't fly" memo. Too, they must not be on a "no fly" list.

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Wednesday, July 15, 2009 9:42 AM

DAVESHAYNE


Quote:

Originally posted by mai:
I have a penguin called Bumblebee, but he can't fly.



Like Vitelli? Is he a cowardly creature too?

David

'Begone, sugar-free candy antichrist!' - Nathan Rabin.

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

http://xkcd.com/386/

"Don't worry. Captain Hammer will save us." - Penny.

I has myspace - http://www.myspace.com/daveshayneforpresident

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Wednesday, July 15, 2009 5:08 PM

MAI


He's named after the Transformer. He's best friends with Bobbie the Toga Monkey.


“Some people are like Slinkies - not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.”

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Thursday, July 16, 2009 2:02 PM

SERYN



Quote:

Originally posted by Jadehand:
Ahhh.. "the power of its own ignorance" ... joy.



It that like when the Roadrunner runs through a painted tunnel or across the top of a ravine? Or when Wyle E Coyote runs off a cliff and doesn't fall until he looks down?

I wish I had the power of ignorance - that would be my superhero power. Ignoragirl - i would also have the power to make people disappear by ignoring them.



(and this post was bought to you by being up way past my bed time.)

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Thursday, July 16, 2009 3:15 PM

BLACK12AKYTCA


That super power would be tricky, though, since if anyone ever commented on your power you'd know about and POOF, it'd be gone..

you know, I would totally do this-
http://www.brokenplotdevice.com/2008/09/15/coffee-cover-up/
.... and this!
http://www.collectedcurios.com/sequentialart.php?s=381
Both are awesome webcomics, and I would higly recommend reading both of them ^.^

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Thursday, July 16, 2009 10:52 PM

THEREALME


I want to live in a world like Mai's World.

Oh, and I'm glad we're all still here!

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Friday, July 17, 2009 6:22 AM

MSA


That's what we need... Mai's World. The next big hit:)

To love someone is to see a miracle invisible to others.
--Francois Mauriac
It's fuzzy-minded liberal thinking like that that gets you eaten.

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Friday, July 17, 2009 3:31 PM

MAI


You already are, but it's a secret.


“Some people are like Slinkies - not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.”

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Friday, July 17, 2009 8:37 PM

THEREALME


I just hope that I am not a slinky in Mai's World.

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Monday, July 20, 2009 9:37 AM

SERYN


Quote:

Originally posted by Black12Akytca:
That super power would be tricky, though, since if anyone ever commented on your power you'd know about and POOF, it'd be gone..





...


Gorramit.

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Monday, July 20, 2009 9:58 AM

MSA


HUGS Seryn:)

To love someone is to see a miracle invisible to others.
--Francois Mauriac
It's fuzzy-minded liberal thinking like that that gets you eaten.

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Monday, July 20, 2009 10:06 AM

SERYN


aw, thank you.

You know everytime i see one of your posts i get all jealous over your picture of you and NVG - I want to do the same and i'm too uptight. Maybe I could make Simonwho wear a placard or something.

How is the bairn doing? I'm told it's decidedly uncomfortable sporting a bump in summer - if i ever have babies its going to be precisely timed!

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Monday, July 20, 2009 1:12 PM

DAVESHAYNE


Quote:

Originally posted by TheRealMe:
I just hope that I am not a slinky in Mai's World.



That's just the way the world works. Sometimes you're a slinky - sometimes the stairs.

BTW does anybody know where you can get the old metal slinkys? The new fangled plastic ones just don't work right.

David

'Begone, sugar-free candy antichrist!' - Nathan Rabin.

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

http://xkcd.com/386/

"Don't worry. Captain Hammer will save us." - Penny.

I has myspace - http://www.myspace.com/daveshayneforpresident

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Monday, July 20, 2009 1:44 PM

JADEHAND


http://www.amazon.com/Poof-Original-Metal-Slinky/dp/B000JCOZS2

"I've looked into a million laughing unhappinesses. In every bar and on the TV. But I know the real thing. I can remember. I can almost tell you how it is." - Trap the Spark - Happiness is the Road - Marillion
"Our forefathers died for the pursuit of happiness, not the sit around and wait for happiness." -Barney -HIMYM

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Monday, July 20, 2009 7:12 PM

MAI


No one is the slinky. At least no one here in this thread or on this site.

Mai's world welcomes you if you wish to live here, but if not that's ok too. I'm sure there are plenty of other second rate planets that are in need of populatin'


“Some people are like Slinkies - not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.”

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Tuesday, July 21, 2009 7:40 AM

MSA


Just promise not to straighten it :)
Nothing sadder than a straightened slinky


HUGS Zeryn... thanks you should see my facebook pic.

To love someone is to see a miracle invisible to others.
--Francois Mauriac
It's fuzzy-minded liberal thinking like that that gets you eaten.

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Tuesday, July 21, 2009 12:29 PM

DAVESHAYNE


Quote:

Originally posted by MsA:
Just promise not to straighten it :)
Nothing sadder than a straightened slinky



Well kinked Slinkys are fairly unhappymaking as well but yes I promise not to do any Slinky straightening.

David

'Begone, sugar-free candy antichrist!' - Nathan Rabin.

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

http://xkcd.com/386/

"Don't worry. Captain Hammer will save us." - Penny.

I has myspace - http://www.myspace.com/daveshayneforpresident

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