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The Sereni-Tree: How to Steer In Hyperspace, and Other Observations

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Thursday, February 11, 2010 8:55 AM

JAKE7


**Jake7 steps out of the shower and carefully checks her skin and hair. The red tinge to her skin is gone, but a small trace still lingers in her hair. She looks critically in the mirror**

Well, it's better than it was before. This is at least livable. Mostly just reddish highlights, even if they do make me look a little peaked.

**She continues to dry off, get dressed, and dry her hair. She makes her way to the common area where the Yeti stench hits her in the face like a hard slap**

Ugh! We have GOT to do something about the air in this room!

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MAL: Everybody's makin' a fuss.
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"They just float out there, sending out raver breeding parties..."

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Thursday, February 11, 2010 10:50 AM

SAFEAT2ND


"I know!" Safe hollars from the hot tub o' soup, "I'll open a window!"

Before anyone can say but, he leaps up and is a red slippy streak towards the nearest porthole.

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Friday, February 12, 2010 11:23 AM

JAKE7


**As soon as Safe opens a port hole, there is a deafening WHOOSH as oxygen gets sucked out of common room. Like an airplane, oxygen masks drop from the ceiling. Jake7 grabs one and places it over her mouth and nose so she can breathe.

Safe has realized his error and is struggling to close the window. He is failing, miserably. The suction is too strong and he's all slippery from the tomato juice. He abandons his task and grabs a mask to get air.

Jake7 manages to get her comm on and calls to TRM for help -- relying on pre-recorded buttons for just this type of emergency**

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MAL: Everybody's makin' a fuss.
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"They just float out there, sending out raver breeding parties..."

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Friday, February 12, 2010 10:32 PM

MAI


pay no attention the teh triple post monster lurking behind the couch. we got enough to worry about at the moment.


Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes

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Friday, February 12, 2010 10:32 PM

MAI


*the comms blare

CODE RED IN THE COMMON ROOM! TO REPEAT CODE RED IN THE COMMON ROOM!

hehe get it. tomatos are red. trust me it's funny at 3 in the morning.


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Friday, February 12, 2010 10:32 PM

MAI


*waves

yep still kind of an emergency situation, but dont' panic!


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Saturday, February 13, 2010 12:34 AM

THEREALME


TheRealMe makes an adjustment to the visual display. "What about now, Bride4?"

Jet cocks her head a bit and adjusts her glasses. Her small form is draped with the heavy dark robes of a techno-mage. "Not quite. Our hyperspace translation matrix is still warped in the thirteenth dimension."

"Warp space can be warped? And I thought that there were only eleven dimensions, anyway."

"No, you see, it can..."


Quote:

Originally posted by jake7:
**As soon as Safe opens a port hole, there is a deafening WHOOSH as oxygen gets sucked out of common room. Like an airplane, oxygen masks drop from the ceiling. Jake7 grabs one and places it over her mouth and nose so she can breathe.

Safe has realized his error and is struggling to close the window. He is failing, miserably. The suction is too strong and he's all slippery from the tomato juice. He abandons his task and grabs a mask to get air.

Jake7 manages to get her comm on and calls to TRM for help -- relying on pre-recorded buttons for just this type of emergency**




Throughout main engineering the pre-recorded message blares, accompanied by red flashing lights: "MESSAGE 442: Danger! Safe has opened a porthole into the void!"

TheRealMe scratches his chin. "Hmmmm... That's a pretty specific pre-recorded message...."

An oxygen mask drops from the ceiling to hit TheRealMe on the head.

"Ouch!"



TheRealMe, Captain of the Sereni-Tree
Jet, Bride4, Techno-mage, Tech priest, and Engineer

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Tuesday, February 16, 2010 7:01 AM

JAKE7


**Jake7, Safe, Mai, and Soul are all in the Common area with oxygen masks over their faces, struggling to hold on to anything nailed down to the floor or walls to avoid being sucked out of the port hole. It's been almost an hour since she messaged for help with no response.

Desperately, she struggles to bring her comm up where she can see the buttons and presses another message button calling for help**

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MAL: Everybody's makin' a fuss.
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"They just float out there, sending out raver breeding parties..."

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Tuesday, February 16, 2010 9:31 AM

SOULOFSERENITY

The Man They Call Soul...


Phasing himself just enough so the vacuum has no effect on him, Soul saunters over to the port hole and grins smugly as he reaches out-

-and is sucked out of the SereniTREE, the port hole closing securely behind him.


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Soul, Security Chief of the Sereni-Tree, Captain of Destiny.

Mantichorus: "So is there a reason they call you 'Soul'?"
Soul (after a long pause): "Yeah. Because I have one."

I'm blogging about the novel I'm writing! Stay informed, and keep me inspired! Please!

http://havenofsouls.blogspot.com/

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Tuesday, February 16, 2010 9:37 AM

JAKE7


**Jake7, Mai, and Safe stare in horror as they see Soul get sucked out of the 'Tree. As the portal window slams shut and proper cabin pressure is introduced, all three slump to the ground as all their muscles give up the fight of holding on to keep from flying out of the ship.

All three turn to stare at each other, mute, each trying to figure out how to get Soul back on the ship.

Finally, TRM responds to the last emergency message...**

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MAL: Everybody's makin' a fuss.
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"They just float out there, sending out raver breeding parties..."

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Tuesday, February 16, 2010 7:01 PM

THEREALME


TheRealMe looks up from the console. "There! The remote control for the porthole shows it to be closed, now."

Jet frowns while examining another console display. "Lost one! Soul shot out the porthole before you auto-shut it!"

"Soul? Well, with his superpowers, he should be..."

"Safe?"

TheRealMe keys his com-link. "Hello? Is everyone aside from Soul okay up there?"



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Jet, Bride4, Engineer


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Tuesday, February 16, 2010 7:27 PM

JAKE7


**jake7 starts when she hears TRM's voice, then speaks into her comm**

Soul, Mai, and I are all still in the common room.

I'm OK and the others seem OK...

Safe...just got sucked out of the port hole! What are we doing to do? The window slammed shut the second he cleared the opening...

**her words trail off as shock takes over again**

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MAL: Everybody's makin' a fuss.
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"They just float out there, sending out raver breeding parties..."

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Friday, February 19, 2010 8:20 PM

MAI


Surely the ship has a safety net of some kind? I mean we have a lot of accident prone kids on this crew.


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Saturday, February 20, 2010 5:30 AM

THEREALME


TheRealMe strides out of an elevator on the edge of the common room, heading for the main airlock. He is wearing a vac suit. "No problem!" he says as he pulls the helmet down over his head. Making a clicking sound, it mates with the rest of the suit.

TheRealMe enters the airlock and seals the door behind him. He attatches a safety line. Then, while holding his breath unconsciously, he opens the outer door.

The unimaginable chaos of hyperspace greets him, swirling and moving about as it enters the airlock like tendrils of a living thing. He moves to the outer door, grabbing a fishing pole off the wall. "I used to do this for Rat all the time," he tells himself. "Back when he kept getting himself spaced."

TheRealMe casts the line out to snatch his wayward companion. "Hmmm... Need some practice."



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Monday, February 22, 2010 1:39 PM

SAFEAT2ND


Safe leans over Mai's and Jake7's shoulders from behind, "Boy I wouldn't want to be me right now, floating around in hyperspace and all. I'm not dressed properly for that kind of excursion."

Mai and Jake7 jump, startled.

"How did I get out there anyhow? And why are you two looking at me like that? Shouldn't you be helping TRM save Soul and me? By the way, tell TRM he's using the wrong bait."

Safe shrugs and heads back to the bar, "I'll have another margaretta please. Being trapped in hyperspace, I've worked up quite a thirst."



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Monday, February 22, 2010 9:13 PM

MAI


*whispers to Jake7

Ummm, is it just me or does Safe look a bit transperent and floaty?


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Tuesday, February 23, 2010 5:21 AM

JAKE7


**OOC: Dang it! I wrote the wrong name in my posts!! Sad thing is, I thought I'd double-checked myself... **

**jake7 turns to Mai**

Well, not only does he look transparent and floaty -- he's still covered in tomato sauce!

**she has the sudden realization that TRM is looking for the wrong crew member. She hits her comm to update him**

TRM? I hope you get this message. I goofed! I told you it was Safe who got sucked out of the ship -- it was actually Soul! I guess that's what shock can do to you... Anyway, I wanted you to know that in case that makes any difference to you as you try to reel in our lost ship-mate...

**jake7 presses the end comm button and then sits down to try to collect what is apparently left of her brain...*

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MAL: Everybody's makin' a fuss.
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"They just float out there, sending out raver breeding parties..."

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Tuesday, February 23, 2010 6:02 AM

SOULOFSERENITY

The Man They Call Soul...


OOC: Only have a sec at work, but I was wondering what was going on!!

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Mantichorus: "So is there a reason they call you 'Soul'?"
Soul (after a long pause): "Yeah. Because I have one."

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Tuesday, February 23, 2010 6:11 PM

MAI


Oh so the both of them didn't get pulled into the black?

dang.

I mean, good! Only one person to rescue. TRM, you got the fishing line working yet? I can help! *pulls out a tool box and starts throwing things out

let's see....
trampoline
rubber cement
paper clips
bit of string
knitting needle
sofa cushions
halloween candies
spare robot parts


yep! ready to go!




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Tuesday, February 23, 2010 7:58 PM

THEREALME


TheRealMe casts again and scores a direct hit on Soul's floaty form. The hook, of course, goes right through Soul's ghostly body.

TheRealMe frowns. "Right. He phases out of this dimension. Time for plan B."

TheRealMe replaces the fishing pole in its slot in the airlock inner wall and jumps out into the swirling void of hyperspace. As he floats out and approaches Soul, he puts a red glove over the glove of his vac suit.

"I got this glove from the Bleach Anime universe. It can touch spirits."

TheRealMe grabs Soul's normally intagible arm with the special glove. "Good! Got you!"

With a jerk, TheRealMe and Soul reach the end of their safety line. "Now we just need someone to drag us back!"



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Thursday, February 25, 2010 2:56 PM

MAI


* Mai shakes the tool box and out falls a REALLY big magnet. With the magnet and other tools she cobbles together a one of a kind crew retrieval device.

*Mai then jumps off the trampoline (got go for the style points) and pushes the button on the MacGyvered Device which slowly begins to pull on the saftey line attached to Soul and TRM.


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Friday, March 5, 2010 12:57 PM

RAT


AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Hurtles through space and sticks to the really big maignet.

Owie!!

How long was I out
there for?

What's going on here? Somebody 'splain. *looks at number of missed threads* No, there is too much. Somebody sum up!



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Friday, March 5, 2010 1:51 PM

KAREL

Flying on duct tape and a damaged registry.


Quote:

Originally posted by Rat:
How long was I out there for?

OOC: ROTFSMAO-OPTER it's RAT! After what, four years? Good to see you again. It looks like the Sereni-Tree's Acquisitions Officer has been re-acquired. *snort*


"Whatever is wrong with you is so right for me." -- Marillion.

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Friday, March 5, 2010 2:33 PM

MAI


Yes! It worked! Well, it sort of worked. Too bad it can only pull in people from across time..

Oh yeah and Welcome Home, Rat!


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Friday, March 5, 2010 6:21 PM

JAKE7


**OOC: RAT!!!!!! So good to see you again! I miss those They Might Be Giants references...**

**Jake7 notices something jutting out of the wall near the porthole...**

Hey, Mai? What's that crank for?

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MAL: Everybody's makin' a fuss.
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"They just float out there, sending out raver breeding parties..."

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Saturday, March 6, 2010 5:49 PM

THEREALME


TheRealMe is still holding the ghostly SoulofSerenity with his magic glove while Sparky the Robot cranks them into the airlock from the chaos of raw hyperspace. Once in the airlock, TheRealMe shuts the outer door, releases Soul, and pops off the helmet of his vac suit. The inner door of the airlock opens and they walk into the common room.

TheRealMe is startled to see Rat again, after all these years.

"Dad?"


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Tuesday, March 9, 2010 8:30 PM

RAT


*Long awkward silence.

Junior?



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Wednesday, March 10, 2010 4:44 AM

SOULOFSERENITY

The Man They Call Soul...


Soul fingers the hole in his jacket made be the retrieval.

"Family reunions. Must be nice. Still can't find my wife and daughter."

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Soul, Security Chief of the Sereni-Tree, Captain of Destiny.

Mantichorus: "So is there a reason they call you 'Soul'?"
Soul (after a long pause): "Yeah. Because I have one."

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Wednesday, March 10, 2010 5:05 PM

SAFEAT2ND


"Johnboy!!" Safe slurs from the bar.

Safe looks around blearily.

"Barkeep! Another round for Dad, Junior and the Pope over there, y'know, the one with the 'holy' jacket?"

"Oh, and a round for the ...hic.. beau-tee-full ladies."

Safe's head hits the bar with a resounding thump.

*snore*

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Thursday, March 11, 2010 8:05 PM

MAI


Oh Soul! YOu poor guy. I have a brilliant idea!
*Runs off to gear up the shuttle yelling "I'm going to find them and bring them back!"


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Friday, March 12, 2010 8:42 AM

JAKE7


*jake7, concerned about Mai's impulsiveness as of late, cautions her**

Mai, you really shouldn't go alone...

TRM, what do you say we take the 'Tree on a mission to find Soul's family?

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MAL: Everybody's makin' a fuss.
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"They just float out there, sending out raver breeding parties..."

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Friday, March 12, 2010 12:50 PM

MAI


I'm ok on my own. Been doing it for a long while now. If the tree peeps want to do a mission that's cool too.


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Saturday, March 13, 2010 5:11 PM

SOULOFSERENITY

The Man They Call Soul...


Quote:

Originally posted by mai:
I'm ok on my own. Been doing it for a long while now. If the tree peeps want to do a mission that's cool too.



Soul walks over to Mai and hands her a small device with one button on it.

"If you want to do this alone, at least take this. It links to the Implant in my head, and it can send a signal from anywhere, and through anywhere, and I'll know where you are, and that you need help. Just be careful."

______________________

Soul, Security Chief of the Sereni-Tree, Captain of Destiny.

Mantichorus: "So is there a reason they call you 'Soul'?"
Soul (after a long pause): "Yeah. Because I have one."

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Saturday, March 13, 2010 5:54 PM

MAI


Thank you Soul. Very much appreciated. I'll do my best to find them.


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Sunday, March 14, 2010 7:10 AM

JAKE7


**jake7 gives Mai a hug**

Be careful!!!

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"They just float out there, sending out raver breeding parties..."

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Sunday, March 14, 2010 10:53 AM

MAI


*hugs Jake.
Thanks I will. See you soon. Hopefully for the best reunion party ever!

Bye everyone. Be good while I'm gone. Try not to explode any planets or anything....

*jumps into the shuttle and flys off into the black.


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Monday, March 15, 2010 12:50 PM

THEREALME


TheRealMe looks back and forth. From Soul to Rat to Jake7 to the back of the departing Mai.

"Uh... Where is she going?"

TheRealMe, Captain of the Sereni-Tree

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Monday, March 15, 2010 1:45 PM

JAKE7


**jake7 watches Mai walk off toward the shuttles. Upon hearing TRM's question, she turns to him**

I'm not sure she knows -- but she's heading out to see if she can locate Serenity and Seraphina.

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MAL: Everybody's makin' a fuss.
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"They just float out there, sending out raver breeding parties..."

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Monday, March 15, 2010 6:14 PM

RAT


Quote:

Originally posted by mai:
Try not to explode any planets or anything....



*Is hurt!


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Monday, March 15, 2010 8:39 PM

MAI


*on comms

Sorry TRM I don't have a lot of time to explain.I know I didn't exactly ask permission to take a shuttle, but it's important. I'll keep you updated should I find any leads. Just felt the need to get away and there is no better reason than to have an adventure while finding a great friend.

Rat, sorry no offense meant. Blow up all the planets you like. You know, just not the ones that might contain Serenity and baby Seraphina. K? Thanks! Bye!




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Tuesday, March 16, 2010 9:22 AM

THEREALME


TheRealMe waves at the departing shuttle.



TheRealMe, Captain of the Sereni-Tree

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Wednesday, March 17, 2010 3:31 AM

JAKE7


So, TRM, knowing Mai's penchant for getting into trouble, shouldn't we follow her?

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MAL: Everybody's makin' a fuss.
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"They just float out there, sending out raver breeding parties..."

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Wednesday, March 17, 2010 4:09 PM

THEREALME


Yet another MaiQuest?

TheRealMe, Captain of the Sereni-Tree

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Wednesday, March 17, 2010 4:31 PM

MAI


Sure is quiet out here. Maybe I should've brought along some help. At least the flight is going well. Thank FSM for the autopilot. Hmmm... I don't really know where to start looking. Lots of buttons...

*hits the big green RANDOM DESTINATION button

*strange light flickers as though the stars are getting closer and and closer. Within a few minutes and a bit of a rattle and thump the shuttle lands.


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Wednesday, March 17, 2010 6:47 PM

RAT


As Mai steps outside the shuttle, the sky is filling up with several dozen huge yellow chunky slablike somethings.

A voice from nowhere in particular says:
"This is Muroidea Rattus norvegicus of the Gelactic Hyperspace Planning Council, As you will no doubt be aware, the plans for development of the outlying regions of the Gelaxy require the building of a hyperspatial express route through your star system, and regrettably your planet is one of those scheduled for demolition. The process will take slightly less then two minutes. Thank you."


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Wednesday, March 17, 2010 7:11 PM

MAI


*quickly dives back into the shuttle and tries to remember where the keys are


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Thursday, March 18, 2010 3:44 AM

SOULOFSERENITY

The Man They Call Soul...


*snort*

"Don't forget your towel!"

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Soul, Security Chief of the Sereni-Tree, Captain of Destiny.

Mantichorus: "So is there a reason they call you 'Soul'?"
Soul (after a long pause): "Yeah. Because I have one."

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Thursday, March 18, 2010 6:34 AM

JAKE7


Quote:

Originally posted by TheRealMe:
Yet another MaiQuest?

TheRealMe, Captain of the Sereni-Tree



Yep. I just have that feeling...

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MAL: Everybody's makin' a fuss.
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"They just float out there, sending out raver breeding parties..."

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Thursday, March 18, 2010 4:45 PM

MAI


Oh right I don't need keys!
*punches a few buttons and the shuttle take off again. fter only a few minutes back in the air a loud siren begins and a warning blares over the speakers *OUTER HULL HAS BEEN DAMAGED BY PLANETARY DEBRIS LAND AS SOON AS POSSIBLE. OUTER HULL HAS BEEN DAMAGED ...

*screams AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

Ok, now would be a really good time to have a qualified pilot appear out of nowhere?

*continues screaming...








Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes

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Saturday, March 20, 2010 3:03 AM

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"Too loud!!" a voice says behind the screaming Mai. She turns to see a huge muscled form covered in white fur. It is one of the yeti, unsteady on its feet and holding a pitcher half full of green beer. It takes another swig. "Ervin can drive!" It squeezes into the pilot seat and pushes buttons at random. Then it shoves the throttle forward as the shuttle leaps ahead. Mai is thrown backward due to the high acceleration.

Bleary yellow eyes try to focus on Mai, as a large smile reveals fangs. "Ervin learn to drive by playing Vice City!"

It flips a switch, and 80's rock fills the shuttle.


Ervin, drunken yeti

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