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Thursday, June 12, 2008 5:48 AM

KHYRON



http://www.imvotingrepublican.com/

I'm voting Republican because Jesus will love me if I do.

Why will you be voting Republican?



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Thursday, June 12, 2008 6:24 AM

GINOBIFFARONI


lol



sad thing is you'll probably get at least half the list with the dems too......





Lets party like its 1939

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Thursday, June 12, 2008 6:33 AM

KWICKO

"We'll know our disinformation program is complete when everything the American public believes is false." -- William Casey, Reagan's presidential campaign manager & CIA Director (from first staff meeting in 1981)


...because to vote for anyone else would be to hate America!

Mike

"I supported Bush in 2000 and 2004 and intellegence[sic] had very little to do with that decision." - Hero, Real World Event Discussions

I can't help the sinking feeling that my country is now being run by people who read "1984" not as a cautionary tale, but rather as an instruction manual. - Michael Mock

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Thursday, June 12, 2008 6:42 AM

CHRISISALL


Quote:

Originally posted by Khyron:

http://www.imvotingrepublican.com/



*conjures AURaptor watching and asking why anyone thinks it's funny*

isall

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Thursday, June 12, 2008 6:52 AM

KWICKO

"We'll know our disinformation program is complete when everything the American public believes is false." -- William Casey, Reagan's presidential campaign manager & CIA Director (from first staff meeting in 1981)


Quote:

*conjures AURaptor watching and asking why anyone thinks it's funny*


Best line of the day!





Mike

"I supported Bush in 2000 and 2004 and intellegence[sic] had very little to do with that decision." - Hero, Real World Event Discussions

I can't help the sinking feeling that my country is now being run by people who read "1984" not as a cautionary tale, but rather as an instruction manual. - Michael Mock

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Thursday, June 12, 2008 7:43 AM

KHYRON


I'm voting Republican because going to airport restrooms to solicit favours from strangers is what good morals and values are all about.

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Thursday, June 12, 2008 7:51 AM

CHRISISALL


I'm voting Republican because if a politician is gonna waste my money anyway, at least I get to see s**t get blown up for it.

Boomstickisall

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Thursday, June 12, 2008 8:21 AM

HERO


I'm voting Republican because Ronald Reagan is my hero.

H

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Thursday, June 12, 2008 9:51 AM

MAL4PREZ


I'm voting Republican because I'm on Team America: AMERICA! F*CK YEAH!! Comin' again to save the motherf*cking day, YEAH!!!!


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Thursday, June 12, 2008 9:59 AM

JONGSSTRAW


I'll be voting that way too because if the Repub candidate can possibly win, then there's a good chance we'd get to see another classic Alec Baldwin meltdown rant...and those are priceless!

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Thursday, June 12, 2008 10:17 AM

CHRISISALL


Quote:

Originally posted by Hero:
I'm voting Republican because Ronald Reagan is my hero.

H

There you go again...


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Thursday, June 12, 2008 10:31 AM

ELVISCHRIST


Quote:

I'm voting Republican because Ronald Reagan is my hero.



thats soem funny ish!

o - u wernt joking.

sad (

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Thursday, June 12, 2008 10:36 AM

KWICKO

"We'll know our disinformation program is complete when everything the American public believes is false." -- William Casey, Reagan's presidential campaign manager & CIA Director (from first staff meeting in 1981)


Quote:

Originally posted by Jongsstraw:
I'll be voting that way too because if the Repub candidate can possibly win, then there's a good chance we'd get to see another classic Alec Baldwin meltdown rant...and those are priceless!



Okay, if it could guarantee another one of those, I might be in...

I often wonder why it is that we don't hold these imbeciles to their word when they say stupid shit like, "If Bush wins again, I'm leaving the country". Seriously. The day after the election, INS/ICE shows up at his doorstep, tells him to pack up whatever he can carry, and escorts his ass to the border. :)

I'm as lefty-liberal as they come, but if you're going to make stupid promises, you really should keep them. Baldwin, you said you were leaving. Get out. Or should I say, "Get out, you rude, thoughtless little pig!"



Mike

"I supported Bush in 2000 and 2004 and intellegence[sic] had very little to do with that decision." - Hero, Real World Event Discussions

I can't help the sinking feeling that my country is now being run by people who read "1984" not as a cautionary tale, but rather as an instruction manual. - Michael Mock

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Thursday, June 12, 2008 11:09 AM

KHYRON


HA! Nice one, Hero!

I'm voting Republican because I believe in a woman's right to choose:



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Thursday, June 12, 2008 11:53 AM

ELVISCHRIST


I'm voting Republican because it's easier than thinking.

"I repeat myself when under stress. I repeat myself when under stress. I repeat myself when under stress. I repeat-" - King Crimson, Indiscipline

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Thursday, June 12, 2008 11:54 AM

ELVISCHRIST


I'm voting Republican because I was told to.

"I repeat myself when under stress. I repeat myself when under stress. I repeat myself when under stress. I repeat-" - King Crimson, Indiscipline

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Thursday, June 12, 2008 12:59 PM

RUE

I have a vote and I'm not afraid to use it!


I'm not voting repubican because Obama is black, but a lot of my friends and neighbors and family are !

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Thursday, June 12, 2008 1:12 PM

MAL4PREZ


I'm voting Republican because the battle to end habeas corpus can still be won...

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Thursday, June 12, 2008 2:01 PM

RIVERLOVE


Quote:

Originally posted by Khyron:
HA! Nice one, Hero!

I'm voting Republican because I believe in a woman's right to choose:



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I prefer the old punch in the stomach.

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Thursday, June 12, 2008 2:11 PM

CHRISISALL


I'm voting Republican because I'm a self-hating homosapien.

Misanthropeisall

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Thursday, June 12, 2008 8:25 PM

KHYRON


I'm voting Republican because I want to help replace the glass ceiling - this one has 18 million cracks in it...

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Friday, June 13, 2008 12:30 AM

SIMONWHO


I'm voting Republican because the best person to cope with the upcoming depression is someone who lived through the last one.

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Friday, June 13, 2008 1:25 AM

ECGORDON

There's no place I can be since I found Serenity.


I'm voting Republican because I've lost my tinfoil hat and can't block the White House signals anymore.



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Friday, June 13, 2008 6:58 AM

WHODIED


I'm voting republican because they're willing to sell our country to communists, unlike the democrats of last century.

Those pussies.

--WhoDied


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Forget what you think you know.
Forget what your mother told you when she tucked you in at night.
Forget the lies of our oppressive,
cabalistic Allied governments...


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Friday, June 13, 2008 10:45 AM

HERO


Quote:

Originally posted by chrisisall:
I'm voting Republican because I'm a self-hating homo


We knew that...

H

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Saturday, June 14, 2008 7:01 AM

RALLEM


I will vote Republican because it is the right thing to do.



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Saturday, June 14, 2008 7:57 AM

SUCCATASH


Quote:

Originally posted by Hero:
Quote:

Originally posted by chrisisall:
I'm voting Republican because I'm a self-hating homo


We knew that...

H



Hah, that video was funny. You guys are too funny. FFF.net forever!

"Gott kann dich nicht vor mir beschuetzen, weil ich nicht boese bin."

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Saturday, June 14, 2008 9:04 AM

KWICKO

"We'll know our disinformation program is complete when everything the American public believes is false." -- William Casey, Reagan's presidential campaign manager & CIA Director (from first staff meeting in 1981)


Quote:

Originally posted by rallem:
I will vote Republican because it is the right thing to do.



http://swyzzlestyx.com/index.html





Okay, that was funny.

Mike

"I supported Bush in 2000 and 2004 and intellegence[sic] had very little to do with that decision." - Hero, Real World Event Discussions

I can't help the sinking feeling that my country is now being run by people who read "1984" not as a cautionary tale, but rather as an instruction manual. - Michael Mock

The Myrmidons were an ancient nation of very brave and skilled warriors as described in Homer's Iliad, and were commanded by Achilles. - Wikipedia

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Sunday, June 15, 2008 7:23 PM

JEWELSTAITEFAN


Because every vote for Democrat kills a cute kitten and makes baby Jesus cry.
Unfortunately, there are no candidates left to vote for on the National Republican ticket.

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Sunday, June 15, 2008 7:50 PM

KWICKO

"We'll know our disinformation program is complete when everything the American public believes is false." -- William Casey, Reagan's presidential campaign manager & CIA Director (from first staff meeting in 1981)


Quote:

Originally posted by Khyron:
I'm voting Republican because I want to help replace the glass ceiling - this one has 18 million cracks in it...

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I bow to you. You are my idol. That's the best thing I've heard all day!

Mike

"I supported Bush in 2000 and 2004 and intellegence[sic] had very little to do with that decision." - Hero, Real World Event Discussions

I can't help the sinking feeling that my country is now being run by people who read "1984" not as a cautionary tale, but rather as an instruction manual. - Michael Mock

The Myrmidons were an ancient nation of very brave and skilled warriors as described in Homer's Iliad, and were commanded by Achilles. - Wikipedia

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Monday, June 16, 2008 1:28 AM

ALLIETHORN7


I'm voting Republican, because I want to have the draft reinstated.
Back to 'Nam, anyone?

-Danny

When we built these dreams on Sand,
And how they all slipped through our Hands,
And this might be our only chance-
Let's take this One Day at a time,
I'll hold your hand if you hold mine;
The time that we Kill keeps us alive...

The Band of the week is... Rise Against

Gott weiß ich will kein Engel sein.
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Monday, June 16, 2008 2:38 AM

RALLEM


Quote:

Originally posted by Alliethorn7:
I'm voting Republican, because I want to have the draft reinstated.
Back to 'Nam, anyone?

-Danny

When we built these dreams on Sand,
And how they all slipped through our Hands,
And this might be our only chance-
Let's take this One Day at a time,
I'll hold your hand if you hold mine;
The time that we Kill keeps us alive...

The Band of the week is... Rise Against

Gott weiß ich will kein Engel sein.
http://www.myspace.com/otherrandomdude]

Actually it is the Democrats who are most likely to reinstate the draft. There have been two Democratic Senators who've been pushiong for the reinstatement of the draft since either the 1990s and as soon as the Democrats became a majority again they tried to vote on it until Nancy Pelosi squashed it for being the wrong time.



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Tuesday, June 17, 2008 11:36 PM

JEWELSTAITEFAN


Quote:

Originally posted by rallem:
Quote:

Originally posted by Alliethorn7:

Actually it is the Democrats who are most likely to reinstate the draft. There have been two Democratic Senators who've been pushiong for the reinstatement of the draft since either the 1990s and as soon as the Democrats became a majority again they tried to vote on it until Nancy Pelosi squashed it for being the wrong time.



http://swyzzlestyx.com/index.html




Hmmm. You seem awake. Aware. Attentive. Sensible. Coherent. Comprehending. A voice of reason in a sea of rant.
I'm afraid I must assume you to be consevative and/or Republican. Maybe Libertarian or Independant.

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Wednesday, June 18, 2008 1:08 AM

KWICKO

"We'll know our disinformation program is complete when everything the American public believes is false." -- William Casey, Reagan's presidential campaign manager & CIA Director (from first staff meeting in 1981)


Quote:

Actually it is the Democrats who are most likely to reinstate the draft. There have been two Democratic Senators who've been pushiong for the reinstatement of the draft since either the 1990s and as soon as the Democrats became a majority again they tried to vote on it until Nancy Pelosi squashed it for being the wrong time.



I'm sure you have sources to support this claim?


Mike

"I supported Bush in 2000 and 2004 and intellegence[sic] had very little to do with that decision." - Hero, Real World Event Discussions

I can't help the sinking feeling that my country is now being run by people who read "1984" not as a cautionary tale, but rather as an instruction manual. - Michael Mock

The Myrmidons were an ancient nation of very brave and skilled warriors as described in Homer's Iliad, and were commanded by Achilles. - Wikipedia

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Wednesday, June 18, 2008 1:14 AM

KWICKO

"We'll know our disinformation program is complete when everything the American public believes is false." -- William Casey, Reagan's presidential campaign manager & CIA Director (from first staff meeting in 1981)


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Hmmm. You seem awake. Aware. Attentive. Sensible. Coherent. Comprehending. A voice of reason in a sea of rant.
I'm afraid I must assume you to be consevative and/or Republican. Maybe Libertarian or Independant.



Hmmm... You seem confused. Inconsistent. Erratic. Incoherent. Uncomprehending. Blindered. Brainwashed. Unaware. Inattentive.

I'm afraid I must confirm you to be "consevative" or "independant" - but certainly no scholar!

Mike

"I supported Bush in 2000 and 2004 and intellegence[sic] had very little to do with that decision." - Hero, Real World Event Discussions

I can't help the sinking feeling that my country is now being run by people who read "1984" not as a cautionary tale, but rather as an instruction manual. - Michael Mock

The Myrmidons were an ancient nation of very brave and skilled warriors as described in Homer's Iliad, and were commanded by Achilles. - Wikipedia

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Wednesday, June 18, 2008 8:16 AM

KANEMAN


I'm voting Republican because I am the decider....and I decided.

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Thursday, June 19, 2008 9:48 AM

KHYRON


I'm voting Republican because unlike Democrats, Republicans never have marital infidelities, they just have lapses in moral judgement that have already been forgiven by baby Jesus.

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Thursday, July 3, 2008 6:24 AM

OBAMAWRIGHT08


I'm voting Democrat because I believe the American people should be accountable to the government, not the government to the American people.

I'm voting Democrat because I believe a person should be treated as a member of an interest group, not as an individual.

I'm voting Democrat because I believe the government knows how to spend my money better than I do.

I'm voting Democrat because I believe our educational system shouldn't be held accountable for the progress of our children.

I'm voting Democrat because I believe the United Nations, not the United States, is the best hope for freedom.

I'm voting Democrat because I have no faith in free enterprise.

I'm voting Democrat because I have no faith in any resourcefulness of the American people.

I'm voting Democrat because I have no faith in the U.S. economy.

and most importantly I'm voting Democrat because...God Damn America!

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Thursday, July 3, 2008 9:17 AM

ELVISCHRIST


Quote:

Originally posted by ObamaWright08:
I'm voting Democrat because I believe the American people should be accountable to the government, not the government to the American people.



I'm voting Republican because I believe that the right to privacy is vastly overrated, and that the government really needs to listen to every phone call I make.

I'm voting Republican because I believe that all Americans are plotting against us, and we need them to prove that they aren't, not the other way 'round.

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I'm voting Democrat because I believe a person should be treated as a member of an interest group, not as an individual.



I'm voting Republican because Big Pharma knows that I'm an individual, and with the help of a Republican majority, they'll be able to find a cure for that.

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I'm voting Democrat because I believe the government knows how to spend my money better than I do.


I'm voting Republican because imperialism and overseas wars are way more important than domestic infrastructure improvements.

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I'm voting Democrat because I believe our educational system shouldn't be held accountable for the progress of our children.


I'm voting Republican because, after all, teachers are nothing but overpaid babysitters, and the only way our kids will ever move ahead in education is if we teach them the Bible in science class!

I'm voting Republican because I believe that it's the education system's job to teach my kids, not mine, and they'll damn well be held accountable, no matter how little money we actually give them to do their job.

I'm voting Republican because as far as my kids' lunch is concerned, ketchup IS a vegetable!

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I'm voting Democrat because I believe the United Nations, not the United States, is the best hope for freedom.


I'm voting Republican because the United Nations isn't good for anything, but they're a handy scapegoat when our own unilateral efforts fail miserably.

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I'm voting Democrat because I have no faith in free enterprise.


I'm voting Republican because I have so much faith in free enterprise and market economies that I'm willing to subsidize them with YOUR money, just so you can't compete with them!

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I'm voting Democrat because I have no faith in any resourcefulness of the American people.


I'm voting Republican because I have faith that the American people are resourceful enough to make homes out of cardboard boxes, and I want to see them prove me right!

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I'm voting Democrat because I have no faith in the U.S. economy.


I'm voting Republican because I have so much faith in our economy that I'm willing to spend trillions of dollars on useless wars AND cut taxes, all while sending our jobs overseas and showing that faith by buying only cheap, imported crap. After all, the best way to show our faith in our economy is to burn it to the ground to show just how resilient it is!

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and most importantly I'm voting Democrat because...God Damn America!


And most importantly, I'm voting Republican because Osama bin Laden told me to, and because Republicans are Al Qaeda's best recruiting tool.

Thank ya very much,

E




Takin' Care of Business, Baby!

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Thursday, July 3, 2008 9:25 AM

CHRISISALL


ElvisChrist, that was a brilliant shooting down of OW's nonsense!!!
Bravo!!!

Impressed Chrisisall

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Friday, July 4, 2008 3:18 AM

6IXSTRINGJACK


I'm voting Republican because as far as I know that's the ticket that my man RP is still on.

But i've been so out of the political loop for a while that I don't even know if that's the case anymore. I'm already sold. I don't even need to know. I know I'm voting for him wherever he ends up, so I'm not going to bother listening to any news for the rest of the summer. I really can't at work much anymore with the crackdown on the internet workside, and I've always chosen not to get that much news when I'm not working. So I'll be taking this oppurtunity to distance myself from the crappy news about things happening that I can't really change, happening in 90% or more of the cases to people I don't know personally, and just a bunch of overall depressing stuff.

Call me a dumb rube, but I'm a lot happier for it.

Of course I'm well aware of the problems that are effecting me, like the higher price of everything from corn on the cob and smokes to Hummers and trips to Disneyland. I know how they effect those I know and care about too. These are our problems now. I choose to stop being distracted by the puppet masters and just live.

Ask yourself... in 16 years, will it even matter who won the presidental election this year with the choices we've been given? My vote is no. Sure, the next 4 or 8 years could vary drastically depending on who wins, but my bet is that 100 years from now, that on the face of it all, things are going to look pretty much the same either way and people then will only be thinking about themselves and how the next 4 or 8 years will effect them too.

I know my candidate so I'm stepping aside and letting everybody else throw their feelings and witticisms at each other.

It's cute, really.... We've evolved from Civil Wars to petty Trollism in internet blogs. I'm not making any judgements. For all I really know maybe we'll all be better for it in the end.

Just remember there are a lot of guys and gals over and above the petty squabbling with a lot more money and resources than most of us have who are making laws and changing right and wrong for us everyday while the bickering goes on.

"A government is a body of people, usually notably ungoverned." http://www.myspace.com/6ixstringjack

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Saturday, July 5, 2008 7:12 AM

MIIKE


im voting republican because im not even from america and if you vote republican your allowed to vote in america to boost rightous republican support plus if i say ill vote republican i might get a green card and they are the party that support gay rights too so you cant lose with the republicans

i may be sometime

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Saturday, August 30, 2008 5:37 PM

BARACK


I'm voting Democrat because I believe the government will do a better job of spending the money I earn than I would.

I'm voting Democrat because freedom of speech is fine as long as nobody is offended by it.

I'm voting Democrat because when we pull out of Iraq I trust that the bad guys will stop what they're doing because they now think we're good people.

I'm voting Democrat because I believe that people who can't tell us if it will rain on Friday CAN tell us that the polar ice caps will melt away in ten years if I don't start driving a Prius.

I'm voting Democrat because I'm not concerned about the slaughter of millions of babies so long as we keep all death row inmates alive.

I'm voting Democrat because I believe that business should not be allowed to make profits for themselves. They need to break even and give the rest away to the government for redistribution as THEY see fit.

I'm voting Democrat because I believe three or four pointy headed elitist liberals need to rewrite the Constitution every few days to suit some fringe kooks who would NEVER get their agendas past the voters.

I'm voting Democrat because I believe that when the terrorists don't have to hide from us over there, they will come over here I don't want to have any guns in the house to fight them off with.

I'm voting Democrat because I love the fact that I can now marry whomever I want. I've decided to marry my mother.

I'm voting Democrat because I believe oil companies' profits of 4% on a gallon of gas are obscene but the government taxing the same gallon of gas at 15% isn't.

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Saturday, August 30, 2008 8:49 PM

SIGNYM

I believe in solving problems, not sharing them.


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i'm voting Democrat because I believe the government will do a better job of spending the money I earn than I would.
I'm voting Republican because I believe the government will do a better job of spending its loans better than I would, and they've been spending a lot more $$ than the Dems.
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I'm voting Democrat because freedom of speech is fine as long as nobody is offended by it.
I'm voting Republican because freedom of speech is fine as long as you support the President, but if not you're a traitor
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I'm voting Democrat because when we pull out of Iraq I trust that the bad guys will stop what they're doing because they now think we're good people.
I'm voting Republican because we can be even badder than they can and kill a shitload more innocent people and STILL feel good about ourselves!
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I'm voting Democrat because I believe that people who can't tell us if it will rain on Friday CAN tell us that the polar ice caps will melt away in ten years if I don't start driving a Prius.
I'm voting Republican because people who can't even tell if dinosaur bones are 8000 years old or 80 million year old know more about climatology than climatologists.
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I'm voting Democrat because I'm not concerned about the slaughter of millions of babies so long as we keep all death row inmates alive.
I'm voting Republican because they look forward to Armageddon.
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I'm voting Democrat because I believe that business should not be allowed to make profits for themselves. They need to break even and give the rest away to the government for redistribution as THEY see fit.
I'm voting Republican because businesses are superior and deserve more tax benefits, freedom of speech, and legal rights than mere people
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I'm voting Democrat because I believe three or four pointy headed elitist liberals need to rewrite the Constitution every few days to suit some fringe kooks who would NEVER get their agendas past the voters.
I'm voting Republican because I believe that three or four pointy-headed right-wing Administrative officials should be able to tear up the Constitution any time they want.
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I'm voting Democrat because I believe that when the terrorists don't have to hide from us over there, they will come over here I don't want to have any guns in the house to fight them off with.
I'm voting Republican because I believe it is my God-given right to invade any nation I choose. And when they get pissed off about it, I'll show them my automatic.
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I'm voting Democrat because I love the fact that I can now marry whomever I want. I've decided to marry my mother.
I'm voting Republican because I believe that anal sex isn't sex at all, if you're saving yourself for marriage.
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I'm voting Democrat because I believe oil companies' profits of 4% on a gallon of gas are obscene but the government taxing the same gallon of gas at 15% isn't.
I'm voting Republican because I believe that we should sacrifice 3 trillion dollars, 4000 lives and 40,000 healthy bodies to make the Mideast safe for our oil compnies.

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I'm voting Democrat because:

I want to kill 500,000 Iraqi babies and bomb Iraq every 4 days for 8 years and call it "peace".

I want to bomb Christian churches in USA and call it "gun control".

I want to shoot mommies in the head and shoot kids in the back and call it "law enforcment".

I want to bomb federal buildings and call it "anti-terrorism".

I want to kill another 50 million babies to make room for another 50 million illegal aliens.

We haven't finished outsourcing America.

I want my president to have a list of aliases.

I want my president to wear lapel pins of Communist and Israeli flags.

We need to replace the US flag with a Big O.

40 years in Congress is Change.

Bush and Cheney's black cousin is Change (just like Clarence Thomas).

Being a citizen of a foreign country is the best foreign policy experience.

Military experience is bad for a commander in chief.

I want a military draft to invade Iran.

Electing a dope-smokin homo crack ho was good enough for Republicans.



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Green Party: Congresswoman Cynthia McKinney and Rosa Alicia Clemente Hip-Hop journalist
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www.votetruth08.com

Constitution Party: Pastor Chuck Baldwin and Darrell Castle attorney at law USMC
www.chuckbaldwinlive.com
www.baldwin08.com

Indy: Gay Arab Ralph Nader attorney at law and Matt Gonzalez attorney at law
www.votenader.org

Conservative GOP: Draft Dr Ron Paul USAF
Won 80% of the vote in Lousiana, so GOP banned 66% of voters
www.ronpaulforpresident2008.com


Join Ron Paul's GOP Convention in St Paul Minnisota today
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www.lubbockonline.com/stories/083008/col_325221997.shtml
www.campaignforliberty.com

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"In a February interview with MTV, Alaska Governor Sarah Palin lavished praise on maverick Republican presidential contender Ron Paul. She had a few nice things to say about another GOP candidate, Mitt Romney. But Palin made no mention of John McCain. The governor described the anti-war, libertarian-leaning congressman from Texas as 'cool.' 'He's a good guy,' she continued. 'He's so independent. He's independent of the party machine. I'm like, ‘Right on, so am I.'"
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