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The Greatness that is America

POSTED BY: HERO
UPDATED: Thursday, August 7, 2008 16:58
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Thursday, August 7, 2008 7:20 AM

HERO


In another thread someone said that America has been on the path to ruin since its inception. I wanted to create a place where people could post the things they love about America...so get on with the lovin.

Only in America:
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Police free 26 cheerleaders from elevator at University of Texas' Jester Hall
By RACHEL SLADE / The Dallas Morning News

Police and firefighters were called to the University of Texas' Jester Hall to free 26 cheerleaders who had crammed themselves into an elevator.

A group of 14- to 17-year-olds attending Texas Cheer Camp in Austin decided to see how many girls they could squeeze into the elevator around 6 p.m. Tuesday, campus police said.

The elevator successfully descended from the fourth floor to the first, but the doors refused to open.

The panicked girls managed to wiggle a few cell phones free to call for help. But it took about 25 minutes before a repairman was able to fix the door, police said.

“It’s dangerous actually,” said Rhonda Weldon, director of communications for the UT Police Department. "They’re lucky that that’s all that happened."

One teen fainted and was treated and released from a nearby hospital. Two others were treated at the scene.

“Take the sign seriously,” Ms. Weldon said. “There are signs everywhere: No more than 15 people or 3,000 pounds.”


I love this country...

H





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Thursday, August 7, 2008 7:58 AM

ELVISCHRIST


So what do you love more, that cheerleaders are that stupid, or that police time and resources had to be wasted to "save" them?

E (TCB)

If the prefix "pro-" means "for" or "in favor of", and "con" is its opposite, and if "progress" means "pushing forward" or "improving"... then what the hell does "Congress" mean?

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Thursday, August 7, 2008 8:05 AM

CHRISISALL


I love the true American spirit of the competitive market, the ideals of Truth & Justice, the way Jessica Alba is not forced to wear a Burka in public (Thanks, Mr. Bush!), but most of all, I love 'E Plebnista"- errrr, I mean, "We The People"...

The Constitution of my country is primarily what constitutes The Greatness that is America.

American Chrisisall

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Thursday, August 7, 2008 9:38 AM

MIIKE


i'm from the uk but what i like about america is not their products or their leaders ,it's their people who stand up for their rights of free speech and are generally good, honest, hardworking people.plus its a country that puts their own freedoms and rights before others .all the best miike

October 12th, 1985. Dog carcass in alley this morning, tire tread on burst stomach. This city is afraid of me. I have seen its true face. The streets are extended gutters and the gutters are full of blood and when the drains finally scab over, all the vermin will drown.

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Thursday, August 7, 2008 11:57 AM

CHRISISALL


Quote:

Originally posted by miike:
their people who stand up for their rights of free speech and are generally good, honest, hard,and working people.

Thanks, my British Browncoat brother!

Chrisisall

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Thursday, August 7, 2008 11:59 AM

KWICKO

"We'll know our disinformation program is complete when everything the American public believes is false." -- William Casey, Reagan's presidential campaign manager & CIA Director (from first staff meeting in 1981)


Yes, I am both hard, and working.





Mike

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Thursday, August 7, 2008 12:01 PM

AURAPTOR

America loves a winner!


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The panicked girls managed to wiggle a few cell phones free


Oh, what I'd give to have been one of those cell phones.





It is not those who use the term "Islamo-Fascism" who are sullying the name of Islam; it is the Islamo-Fascists. - Dennis Prager


" They don't like it when you shoot at 'em. I worked that out myself. "

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Thursday, August 7, 2008 12:06 PM

WHODIED


14 to 17 year-olds, you freak.

Are you registered?

--WhoDied


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Thursday, August 7, 2008 12:31 PM

CHRISISALL


Quote:

Originally posted by AURaptor:

Oh, what I'd give to have been one of those cell phones.


That's a little too farm-fresh for my tastes, but, whatever floats your boat (to jail, that is)

Legal Chrisisall

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Thursday, August 7, 2008 1:01 PM

ELVISCHRIST


Quote:


A group of 14- to 17-year-olds attending Texas Cheer Camp in Austin decided to see how many girls they could squeeze into the elevator around 6 p.m. Tuesday, campus police said.

The panicked girls managed to wiggle a few cell phones free to call for help. But it took about 25 minutes before a repairman was able to fix the door, police said.



Quote:

Originally posted by AURaptor:
Quote:

The panicked girls managed to wiggle a few cell phones free


Oh, what I'd give to have been one of those cell phones.








You know what he hates most about being a child molester?

Trying to get the blood stains out of his clown suit.

You know why he always plays the music so loudly on his ice cream truck?

Because it helps muffle the screams.

E (TCB)




If the prefix "pro-" means "for" or "in favor of", and "con" is its opposite, and if "progress" means "pushing forward" or "improving"... then what the hell does "Congress" mean?

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Thursday, August 7, 2008 1:07 PM

WHODIED


I'm grossed out. All I can come up with is:

Q: What's AU's favorite side dish?

A: Megan'slaw.


Oh Well.

--WhoDied


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Thursday, August 7, 2008 1:26 PM

BIGDAMNNOBODY


What was this thread about again?

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Thursday, August 7, 2008 1:32 PM

AURAPTOR

America loves a winner!


Quote:

Originally posted by WhoDied:
14 to 17 year-olds, you freak.

Are you registered?

--WhoDied
_______________________

All those secrets you've been concealing
Say you're happy now...





If I'm a phone, I'd likely be registered!! Duh!

If I were A PHONE! Get it? Like a phone is really going to be able to.....oh, never mind!

Geeeze! Lighten up!


( and sorry, all I saw was University of Texas and Cheerleaders. Of course, had they all been MALE cheerleaders, )



It is not those who use the term "Islamo-Fascism" who are sullying the name of Islam; it is the Islamo-Fascists. - Dennis Prager


" They don't like it when you shoot at 'em. I worked that out myself. "

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Thursday, August 7, 2008 1:36 PM

AURAPTOR

America loves a winner!


Quote:

Originally posted by WhoDied:
I'm grossed out. All I can come up with is:

Q: What's AU's favorite side dish?

A: Megan'slaw.


Oh Well.

--WhoDied





You know, once my ex g/f called me a pedophile. So I asked her, where does an 11 yr old learn such words ?


It was funny when Steven Wright said it. *sigh*



It is not those who use the term "Islamo-Fascism" who are sullying the name of Islam; it is the Islamo-Fascists. - Dennis Prager


" They don't like it when you shoot at 'em. I worked that out myself. "

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Thursday, August 7, 2008 1:42 PM

CHRISISALL


Quote:

Originally posted by AURaptor:

You know, once my ex g/f called me a pedophile. So I asked her, where does an 11 yr old learn such words ?

*gigglesnort*

isall

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Thursday, August 7, 2008 1:48 PM

CHRISISALL


Quote:

Originally posted by BigDamnNobody:
What was this thread about again?


"What we got, Junior, is Marcone and Baynard by the nuts and that is why I love America."

Joeisall

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Thursday, August 7, 2008 2:15 PM

SIGNYM

I believe in solving problems, not sharing them.


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Yes, I am both hard, and working.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!


Ooooooohhh... can I get to know you???


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Any idea, no matter how much you may agree with it, can be radicalized and employed as an excuse for violence. There is no such thing as a righteous or untouchable philosophy, and when you start thinking that there is, you have become an extremist.- Finn Mac Cumhal

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Thursday, August 7, 2008 2:19 PM

SIGNYM

I believe in solving problems, not sharing them.


Oh.

Yes.

The subject...

I love hard working men!


(Does that count?)

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Any idea, no matter how much you may agree with it, can be radicalized and employed as an excuse for violence. There is no such thing as a righteous or untouchable philosophy, and when you start thinking that there is, you have become an extremist.- Finn Mac Cumhal

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Thursday, August 7, 2008 2:34 PM

CHRISISALL


Quote:

Originally posted by SignyM:
Quote:

Yes, I am both hard, and working.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!


Ooooooohhh... can I get to know you???



You know you're bad, you're bad, you're really really bad...

MJisall

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Thursday, August 7, 2008 4:58 PM

KWICKO

"We'll know our disinformation program is complete when everything the American public believes is false." -- William Casey, Reagan's presidential campaign manager & CIA Director (from first staff meeting in 1981)


Quote:


You know, once my ex g/f called me a pedophile. So I asked her, where does an 11 yr old learn such words ?


It was funny when Steven Wright said it. *sigh*



It really wasn't.

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