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I'll be fine

POSTED BY: WHOZIT
UPDATED: Thursday, November 6, 2008 14:46
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Wednesday, November 5, 2008 9:51 AM

WHOZIT


I have bad news for you libs, I'm not going to cry. I feel OK, the fact that BONES is on tonight helps. I thought that Barry's win would mean a Republican blood bath, (they needed a bath) but they lost fewer seat in the House than I thought, and did'nt win 60 seats in the Senate they needed for Barry to become a Dictator. I was expecting much worse, so I'm going to microwave a bagel and fuck it.

I'm going to microwave a bagel and have sex with it - Peter Griffin

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Wednesday, November 5, 2008 10:19 AM

KWICKO

"We'll know our disinformation program is complete when everything the American public believes is false." -- William Casey, Reagan's presidential campaign manager & CIA Director (from first staff meeting in 1981)


You don't seem fine.

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Wednesday, November 5, 2008 10:28 AM

WHOZIT


Quote:

Originally posted by Kwicko:
You don't seem fine.

Believe me, I'm not going to slit my wrists. Want a bagel?

I'm going to microwave a bagel and have sex with it - Peter Griffin

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Wednesday, November 5, 2008 10:42 AM

KHYRON


Quote:

Originally posted by whozit:
Want a bagel?

Given some recent revelations, I don't think AURaptor would mind one ... do you have one with jelly in it?

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Wednesday, November 5, 2008 11:01 AM

SIGNYM

I believe in solving problems, not sharing them.


Quote:

I'll be fine
Awww, that's too bad. Can I do something about that?


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Let's party like its 1929.

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Wednesday, November 5, 2008 11:03 AM

LWAVES


Quote:

Originally posted by Khyron:
Quote:

Originally posted by whozit:
Want a bagel?

Given some recent revelations, I don't think AURaptor would mind one ... do you have one with jelly in it?



If by jelly you really mean jam, then yes I do. And it's lovely. Strawberry jam perhaps....?

But always remember that the safety word is 'banana'.



"I don't believe in suicide, but if you'd like to try it it might cheer me up to watch."

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Wednesday, November 5, 2008 11:23 AM

WASHNWEAR


Quote:

Originally posted by whozit:
I have bad news for you libs, I'm not going to cry. I feel OK, the fact that BONES is on tonight helps. I thought that Barry's win would mean a Republican blood bath, (they needed a bath) but they lost fewer seat in the House than I thought, and did'nt win 60 seats in the Senate they needed for Barry to become a Dictator. I was expecting much worse, so I'm going to microwave a bagel and fuck it.

I'm going to microwave a bagel and have sex with it - Peter Griffin



My fellow Browncoats - let us all - 'Crats and 'Pubs, Cons and Libs, Fish and Fowl - follow WHOZIT's mature and reasoned example...with or without bagel.


It was like my friend who used to have an affinity for Socker-Boppers and whipped cream when we got here!

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Wednesday, November 5, 2008 11:26 AM

WULFENSTAR

http://youtu.be/VUnGTXRxGHg


What about us Libertarians?

We usually do whatever we want anyways.

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Wednesday, November 5, 2008 11:42 AM

KWICKO

"We'll know our disinformation program is complete when everything the American public believes is false." -- William Casey, Reagan's presidential campaign manager & CIA Director (from first staff meeting in 1981)


Quote:

Originally posted by Wulfenstar:
What about us Libertarians?

We usually do whatever we want anyways.



In that case... Carry on!

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Wednesday, November 5, 2008 11:45 AM

WHOZIT


Quote:

Originally posted by SignyM:
Quote:

I'll be fine
Awww, that's too bad. Can I do something about that?


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Let's party like its 1929.

You want to make me cry, (of course you do) tell me BONES has been pre-empted again! I have'nt seen it in 2 weeks because of the fucking low rated World Series!

I'm going to microwave a bagel and have sex with it - Peter Griffin

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Wednesday, November 5, 2008 11:54 AM

KHYRON


This just in: BONES HAS BEEN CANCELLED!!!

Production of new episodes will be halted with immediate effect. No news yet what will replace Bones, but word on the street is that it'll be 13 1-hour episodes of compilations of Barack Obama's best speeches.

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McCain/Palin: The first presidential ticket that features two candidates who have both been found to have violated ethics standards.

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Wednesday, November 5, 2008 11:58 AM

WASHNWEAR


Quote:

Originally posted by Wulfenstar:
What about us Libertarians?

We usually do whatever we want anyways.



My apologies for the unintended oversight - I just figured the Libertarians would keep right on Heinlein-ing it up as always.

T.A.N.S.T.A.A.F.L. and all that.


It was like that when we got here!

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Wednesday, November 5, 2008 11:59 AM

CHRISISALL


Quote:

Originally posted by Khyron:
This just in: BONES HAS BEEN CANCELLED!!!

Production of new episodes will be halted with immediate effect. No news yet what will replace Bones, but word on the street is that it'll be 13 1-hour episodes of compilations of Barack Obama's best speeches.


LOL, wow...the mean-ness...LOL.

Chrisisall

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Wednesday, November 5, 2008 12:05 PM

WHOZIT


Quote:

Originally posted by Khyron:
This just in: BONES HAS BEEN CANCELLED!!!

Production of new episodes will be halted with immediate effect. No news yet what will replace Bones, but word on the street is that it'll be 13 1-hour episodes of compilations of Barack Obama's best speeches.

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McCain/Palin: The first presidential ticket that features two candidates who have both been found to have violated ethics standards.

Best speeches? Does he say "Change" over and over for 13 hours?

I'm going to microwave a bagel and have sex with it - Peter Griffin

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Wednesday, November 5, 2008 12:13 PM

BLUESUNCOMPANYMAN


Quote:

Originally posted by whozit:
Best speeches? Does he say "Change" over and over for 13 hours?



The word "Hope" is also used a bit.


Do not fear me. Our's is a peaceful race and we must live in harmony.

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Wednesday, November 5, 2008 12:16 PM

WHOZIT


From now on I'm going to call Obama, "Barry the Bagel Fucker", and Biden will be "Gaffe Master J, the Gaffing Machine!" It will please me

I'm going to microwave a bagel and have sex with it - Peter Griffin

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Wednesday, November 5, 2008 12:21 PM

KHYRON


Quote:

Originally posted by whozit:
Best speeches? Does he say "Change" over and over for 13 hours?

Yes, "change" and "hope" are used a lot, but the great thing about Obama's speeches is that when you put them on an LP and play them backwards, he actually says "Kill whitey and redistribute his wealth, comrades!". Very inspirational!

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Wednesday, November 5, 2008 3:42 PM

FREMDFIRMA


Don't feel too bad Whozit.

Look on the bright side, it coulda been worse.


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Wednesday, November 5, 2008 3:49 PM

KWICKO

"We'll know our disinformation program is complete when everything the American public believes is false." -- William Casey, Reagan's presidential campaign manager & CIA Director (from first staff meeting in 1981)


Quote:

...the great thing about Obama's speeches is that when you put them on an LP and play them backwards, he actually says "Kill whitey and redistribute his wealth, comrades!". Very inspirational!


For a real mind-blower, try syncing them up to "The Wizard of Oz"! It's freaky!


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Thursday, November 6, 2008 3:20 AM

RIVERLOVE


Quote:

Originally posted by whozit:
..... so I'm going to microwave a bagel and fuck it.


Here's a news flash for you : There's something called "female" out there in the world you can have sex with. Well, maybe you can't, but your constant use of this phrase is not only offensive and disgusting, it's getting old and moldy.

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Thursday, November 6, 2008 3:31 AM

OUT2THEBLACK


Quote:

Originally posted by Kwicko:
...the great thing about Obama's speeches is that when you put them on an LP and play them backwards, he actually says "Kill whitey and redistribute his wealth, comrades!". Very inspirational!

...For a real mind-blower, try syncing them up to "The Wizard of Oz"! It's freaky!




So you guys have tried this , also ?

Great minds we all have !

One thing I did , just to simplify the process...

I played the disc forwards first , but I made a tape of it...

Then I played it with the 'audio reverse' feature on the tape machine...

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Thursday, November 6, 2008 3:55 AM

DEEPGIRL187


Quote:

Originally posted by Fremdfirma:
Don't feel too bad Whozit.

Look on the bright side, it coulda been worse.

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If you wanna be perfectly honest, that scares a lot of black America too.

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Thursday, November 6, 2008 2:46 PM

FREMDFIRMA


I know, that's why it's so damned funny.

Sharpton really has mellowed quite a bit, thankfully, and I do count him as an ally helpful for breaking the back of racially motivated bullshit, although he has his flaws, sure.

This little meme though, that comes out the Genarlow Wilson case, he was extemely helpful in that, both personally and offering help from his own staffers with a minimum of grandstanding, and thus, he has "cred" with me, something I take very seriously.

I also told him I would occasionally float him as a potential president to folk, as a gesture of appreciation and for personal amusement - he thought I was kidding, and I mostly was.

He's got a pretty good sense of humor when out of the public eye, mind you.


-Frem

It cannot be said enough, those who do not learn from history, are doomed to endlessly repeat it

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