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POSTED BY: ALIASSE
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Monday, January 25, 2010 2:58 AM

ALIASSE


The conspiracy deepens. Obama's dog is Jewish and I have proof. Now I'd like to link you to some spurious bit of information to prove my point but I couldn't be bothered to make it up. Or photoshop it. So I'll just repeat. Dog. Jewish. Obama's.

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Monday, January 25, 2010 3:50 AM

RIVERDANCER


Shortly after the beginning, Adam said, "Lord, when I was in the garden, you walked with me every day. Now, I do not see you anymore. I am lonesome here, and it is difficult for me to remember how much you love me."

And God said, "I will create a companion for you that will be a reflection of my love for you. Regardless of how selfish and childish and unlovable you may be, this new companion will accept you as you are and will love you as I do, in spite of yourself." 
And God created a new animal to be a companion for Adam, and it was a good animal. And God was pleased. And the new animal was pleased to be with Adam, and he wagged his tail. 

And Adam said, "But Lord, I have already named all the animals in the Kingdom and all the good names are taken. I cannot think of a name for this new animal." 

And God said, "Because I have created this new animal to be a reflection of my love for you, his name will be a reflection of my own name, and you will call him Dog." And it was so, and it was good. 

And Dog lived with Adam, and was a companion to him, and loved him. And Adam was comforted. And God was pleased. And Dog was content and wagged his tail. 

After a while, it came to pass that Adam's guardian angel came to the Lord and said, "Lord, Adam has become filled with pride. He struts and preens like a peacock, and believes he is worthy of adoration. Dog has indeed taught him that he is loved, but no one has taught him humility."

And the Lord said, "I will create for him a companion who will see him as he is, and will remind him of his limitations." And God created Cat to be a companion to Adam. And Cat would not obey Adam. And when Adam gazed into Cat's eyes, he was reminded that he was not the supreme being. And Adam learned humility. 

And God was pleased.

And Dog was happy and wagged his tail. 

And Adam was greatly improved.

And Cat did not care one way or the other.

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Monday, January 25, 2010 5:24 AM

BYTEMITE


Is the dog ALSO a Nazi?

It makes sense. The animals are taking over after 10,000 years of abuse and subjugation at the hands of human kind.

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Monday, January 25, 2010 5:32 AM

ALIASSE


Quote:

Originally posted by Bytemite:
Is the dog ALSO a Nazi?




It's funny you should say that! Yes! - he IS also a Nazi. A Jewish Nazi pooch.

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Monday, January 25, 2010 5:35 AM

ALIASSE


Quote:

Originally posted by RiverDancer:

And Dog was happy and wagged his tail. 
And Cat did not care one way or the other.



Woof! (Amen)

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Monday, January 25, 2010 7:10 AM

FREMDFIRMA



*Looks over sideways at drastically spoiled rotten cats flopped on the princess pillow and heated bed next to full size kitty condo, across from kitty room with motorized, filtered water supply, fresh food and twice-daily cleaned litterbox.*
*chucks a random cat toy for them to chase out of the scattered selection on the floor*

Somehow I think subjugation isn't the right word here, unless you're applyin it in the other direction....

Hell, I know PEOPLE who wanna be reincarnated as one of my cats.

-F

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Monday, January 25, 2010 7:46 AM

NIKI2

Gettin' old, but still a hippie at heart...


Hee, hee, hee; River, I posted that one here looong ago, only it ended "and cat didn't give a shit" I think (unless I cleaned it up for here). Bears repeating regularly!

{Glances back to old dog on dog bed in this room, wooden barrier at door to keep puppy from picking on old dog (I'm literally 'barricaded in'); dog water bowls in every room; cat tree in hall stacked with dog treats on every level (last of the cats died two years ago); living room littered with dog toys, bongs, chewed pigs' hooves, two dog beds and foldable mattress for dogs; and sees two muddy huskies playing joyously on husband's bed--I'm SURE "subjugation" is the right word, and definitely in reverse!}

THIS is what goes on in our house every morning--third dog is Choey's, lives downstairs, wanted to go back downstairs BADLY after this (bear in mind it didn't rain much yesterday, so everyone's clean, and bear in mind this is the last few seconds of what was about five minutes):
http://s25.photobucket.com/albums/c94/Nikovich_/Tashi/?action=view¤t=P
1240003.flv




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Monday, January 25, 2010 8:16 AM

PIRATENEWS

John Lee, conspiracy therapist at Hollywood award-winner History Channel-mocked SNL-spoofed PirateNew.org wooHOO!!!!!!



Kosher Doggie Style: Convicted murderer wears a badge

Quote:

Q: Is duane dog chapman , the bounty hunter jewish?
A: He is related to former rice owls catcher Danny Lahemann (not right but i you get it) n im pretty sure he's jewish.
http://www.mihav.com/en/forum/general-dog/is-duane-dog-chapman-the-bou
nty-1752
/

Sephardic Jewish Surnames: Chapman, Chavez, Crook
http://boards.ancestry.com/topics.religious.jewish.sephardic/175/mb.as
hx


That explains how he got a TV show as a convicted killer.

Dog the Bounty Hunter was convicted of murder and sent to prison.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Duane_Chapman

Quote:


http://www.lubbockonline.com/stories/031008/loc_255438962.shtml

Chapman was involved in the Sept. 15, 1976, homicide of alleged pimp and drug dealer Jerry Oliver in Pampa. Chapman, 23 at the time, and three others were charged with acting together to kill Oliver.

Court records indicate the quartet went to Oliver's house because they heard he had marijuana. But an argument broke out and Donald Wayne Kuykendall, wielding a sawed-off shotgun, shot Oliver.

Charlie Love retired from the Pampa Police Department in 2001 and currently works for the Roberts County Sheriff's Office. He was one of the first officers to arrive after Oliver was shot at his 1072 Prairie Drive home. Love took Oliver's dying statement as he lay bleeding inside the modest one-story home. Oliver gave Love names. Officers pieced together the rest.

The next day, officer Randy Stubblefield arrested Chapman. Stubblefield and another officer, Preston Bailey, waited in the alley behind Chapman's home at 501 Roberta St. as two officers approached the front door. Chapman barreled out the back door and Stubblefield tackled him.

The other suspects, Ruben Garza, Cheryl Fisher and Kuykendall, were arrested the same day.

During the trial, Kuykendall testified the shooting was accidental and occurred while he and Oliver struggled.

Judge Grainger McIlhaney handed Kuykendall a 10-year sentence. Garza was given a 10-year probated sentence. Fisher pleaded guilty and was a witness for the state. She received eight years probation.

Chapman, who had two previous convictions, was sentenced to five years in prison. He began serving his time on Aug. 18, 1977 and was paroled Jan. 31, 1979. His parole was terminated on December 20, 1980. (less than 2 years in jail).

"I was an accessory to a murder. I was in a motorcycle gang and one of my brothers in the gang went in the house and there was a shooting, came back out. And in the early ‘70 in Texas, there was no accessory before, during or after. There wasn’t back then. So all of us there went to prison for the same thing.”
-Dog the Bounty Hunter, CNN Larry King, December 3, 2006
http://edition.cnn.com/TRANSCRIPTS/0612/03/lkl.01.html



So wear a Super Mullet, get married 5 times, have 12 kids, join a biker gang, get arrested 18 times for arme3d robbery, kill somebody in murder-for-hire, get arrested and convicted for conspiracy to murder, get buttraped in prison, get your own kid sent to prison, BE A JEW, and you too will get your own white-trash TV show impersonating a police officer with a badge, get paid $1.5-million by CIA's National Enquirer to say the word "nigger".


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Monday, January 25, 2010 8:16 AM

BYTEMITE


Quote:

Somehow I think subjugation isn't the right word here, unless you're applyin it in the other direction....


Well, then they're just making it official.

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Monday, January 25, 2010 1:07 PM

NIKI2

Gettin' old, but still a hippie at heart...


Right on.

PN is amazing; give him one word, "dog", and he's off and running with a ton of crap bearing absolutely no relation to the thread. Poor bastard!



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Monday, January 25, 2010 2:21 PM

KWICKO

"We'll know our disinformation program is complete when everything the American public believes is false." -- William Casey, Reagan's presidential campaign manager & CIA Director (from first staff meeting in 1981)


Quote:

So wear a Super Mullet, get married 5 times, have 12 kids, join a biker gang, get arrested 18 times for arme3d robbery, kill somebody in murder-for-hire, get arrested and convicted for conspiracy to murder, get buttraped in prison, get your own kid sent to prison, BE A JEW, and you too will get your own white-trash TV show impersonating a police officer with a badge, get paid $1.5-million by CIA's National Enquirer to say the word "nigger".



You got paid $1.5 million?

Mike

Work is the curse of the Drinking Class.
- Oscar Wilde

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Monday, January 25, 2010 3:19 PM

FREMDFIRMA



Dude, that Mullet is a crime in and of itself...
Is that booking photo courtesy of the fashion swat intervention team ?


-F

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Monday, January 25, 2010 3:41 PM

GINOBIFFARONI


Quote:

Originally posted by Bytemite:
Is the dog ALSO a Nazi?

It makes sense. The animals are taking over after 10,000 years of abuse and subjugation at the hands of human kind.






Either you Are with the terrorists, or ... you Are with the terrorists

Life is like a jar of Jalapeño peppers.
What you do today, might Burn Your Ass Tomorrow"

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Monday, January 25, 2010 3:43 PM

BYTEMITE


Man, that's nothing. This one time, I saw this guy with a waist length wavy blonde perm mullet to put the shining glory of a super model's hair to shame. Dressed. In a BLUE DENIM LEISURE SUIT.

There was like a choir of angels and I swear I saw God. I wanted to get a picture, or, or TOUCH the mullet or something, such was its state of perfection. My theory is that it was really a unicorn in disguise.

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Monday, January 25, 2010 4:10 PM

KWICKO

"We'll know our disinformation program is complete when everything the American public believes is false." -- William Casey, Reagan's presidential campaign manager & CIA Director (from first staff meeting in 1981)


Quote:

Originally posted by Bytemite:
Man, that's nothing. This one time, I saw this guy with a waist length wavy blonde perm mullet to put the shining glory of a super model's hair to shame. Dressed. In a BLUE DENIM LEISURE SUIT.

There was like a choir of angels and I swear I saw God. I wanted to get a picture, or, or TOUCH the mullet or something, such was its state of perfection. My theory is that it was really a unicorn in disguise.



"To touch the hem of his mullet..." :)


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Monday, January 25, 2010 4:12 PM

KWICKO

"We'll know our disinformation program is complete when everything the American public believes is false." -- William Casey, Reagan's presidential campaign manager & CIA Director (from first staff meeting in 1981)


Oh, and lest the dogs get all the Nazi love:


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Monday, January 25, 2010 4:12 PM

FREMDFIRMA



Hoo lordy, that one left me cleanin coffee off the monitor, Byte.

Hehehehe.

-F

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Monday, January 25, 2010 7:45 PM

RIVERDANCER


Quote:

Originally posted by Niki2:
Hee, hee, hee; River, I posted that one here looong ago, only it ended "and cat didn't give a shit" I think (unless I cleaned it up for here). Bears repeating regularly!

lol, it's been in my files since I copied it off this site years ago; I was sure the post would disappear, and it amused me so I wanted to keep it. The anal English major in me was forced to edit it a little, just for conciseness and such, but aside from that, my post now probably differs very little from your post then.

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Tuesday, January 26, 2010 5:33 AM

ALIASSE


Quote:

Originally posted by Fremdfirma:

that one left me cleanin coffee off the monitor
-F



I can't BELIEVE you're not taking this SERIOUSLY. There's a world conspiracy take-over thingy underway and you don't seem to CARE. All of you! You FOOLS!

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