Quote:

---

Originally posted by 6IXSTRINGJACK: Dude... PN... have you ever worn a thong?

Feels nice :)

Maybe you'd knock the Nazi-anti-jew talk down a peg or two while wearing a VS Pink thong under the sweatpants you wear in your mom's basement.

---

Quote:

---

A Scotsman clad in kilt left the bar one evening fair And one could tell by how he walked he'd drunk more than his share He staggered on until he could no longer keep his feet Then stumbled off into the grass to sleep beside the street.

chorus: Ring ding diddle diddle ay de oh Ring di diddle ay oh He stumbled off into the grass to sleep beside the street.

Later on two young and lovely girls just happened by, And one says to the other with a twinkle in her eye You see yon sleeping Scotsman who is young and handsome built I wonder if it's true what they don't wear beneath their kilt.

Ring ding diddle diddle ay de oh Ring di diddle ay oh I wonder if it's true what they don't wear beneath their kilt.

They crept up to the sleeping Scotsman quiet as could be Then lifted up his kilt about an inch so they could see And there behold for them to view beneath his Scottish skirt Was nothing but what God had graced him with upon his birth

Ring ding diddle diddle ay de oh Ring di diddle ay oh There was nothing there but what God gave upon his birth

They marveled for a moment then one said we'd best be gone But let's leave a present for our friend before we move along They took a blue silk ribbon and they tied it in a bow Around the bonnie spar that the Scot's lifted kilt did show

Ring ding diddle diddle ay de oh Ring di diddle ay oh Around the bonnie spar that the Scot's lifted kilt did show

The Scotsman woke to nature's call and stumbled toward a tree Behind a bush he lifts his kilt and gawks at what he sees Then in a startled voice he says to what's before his eyes He said, "Lad I don't know where you've been but I see you won first prize"

Ring ding diddle diddle ay de oh Ring di diddle ay oh He said, "Lad I don't know where you've been but I see you won first prize"

---

Quote:

---

Originally posted by PIRATENEWS:

Quote:

---

Originally posted by 6IXSTRINGJACK: Dude... PN... have you ever worn a thong?

Feels nice :)

Maybe you'd knock the Nazi-anti-jew talk down a peg or two while wearing a VS Pink thong under the sweatpants you wear in your mom's basement.

---

Boxers. I'm too busy hangin with supermodels and appearing in music videos to talk about Nazi jews on this thread.

photo copyright Pirate News 2012

---

Quote:

---

Originally posted by oldenglanddry: Your smaller than I imagined you to be though PN.

---