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POSTED BY: BYTEMITE
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Wednesday, May 22, 2013 4:57 AM

BYTEMITE


This is not news. Because there has been too much news on the RWED lately.

If you are also tired of news, contribute to the trolling. It is just one less click than going to the top page and looking around the other forums.

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Wednesday, May 22, 2013 4:57 AM

BYTEMITE




:( Kaylee is in a red shirt. Wash and Book... Aren't?

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Wednesday, May 22, 2013 5:08 AM

BYTEMITE


Also



Needs a giant worm bursting out of the sand in the background

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Wednesday, May 22, 2013 5:19 AM

BYTEMITE


This one time I walked into a bathrooom, washed my hands, smiled at all the guys, walked out. Took me a while to realize something had gone wrong with this scenario.

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Wednesday, May 22, 2013 5:27 AM

NEWOLDBROWNCOAT


Was just gonna ask that very question myself.

OOps, missed copying it:

:( Kaylee is in a red shirt. Wash and Book... Aren't?

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Wednesday, May 22, 2013 5:32 AM

STORYMARK


Color is determined by their department, not their fate.




Excuse me while I soak in all these sweet, sweet conservative tears.

"We will never have the elite, smart people on our side." -- Rick "Frothy" Santorum

"Goram it kid, let's frak this thing and go home! Engage!"

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Wednesday, May 22, 2013 6:05 AM

MUTT999







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Wednesday, May 22, 2013 6:11 AM

BYTEMITE


Quote:

Originally posted by Storymark:
Color is determined by their department, not their fate.




Unless the department is a bear. There's overlap then.


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Wednesday, May 22, 2013 6:16 AM

BYTEMITE


Mutt:


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Wednesday, May 22, 2013 1:14 PM

NEWOLDBROWNCOAT


Quote:

Originally posted by Storymark:
Color is determined by their department, not their fate.


Yeah, that's true in theory. But why is it that the guys in red shirts always get beamed down on the side of the great big rock where the Klingons are?

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Wednesday, May 22, 2013 3:29 PM

BYTEMITE


Quote:

Originally posted by NewOldBrownCoat:
Quote:

Originally posted by Storymark:
Color is determined by their department, not their fate.


Yeah, that's true in theory. But why is it that the guys in red shirts always get beamed down on the side of the great big rock where the Klingons are?



http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Redshirt_%28character%29



/Galaxy Quest

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Wednesday, May 22, 2013 3:49 PM

6IXSTRINGJACK


Quote:

Originally posted by BYTEMITE:
This one time I walked into a bathrooom, washed my hands, smiled at all the guys. Took me a while to realize something had gone wrong with this scenario.



This one time I walked into the bathroom, let it fly, and looked over suspiciously at the two other patrons and said "So.... this is where all the dicks hang out".




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Thursday, May 23, 2013 1:09 PM

BYTEMITE


I like your explanation. After all, the data indicates that it wasn't only redshirts that the story mistreats.

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Thursday, May 23, 2013 1:11 PM

BYTEMITE


Kinda news, but more importantly trolling the Westboro Baptist Church.

http://www.dailydot.com/news/westboro-baptist-church-hack-oklahoma/

Worth a read.

Jester is one of those names who crops up in some circles sometimes. Guy's a hacking legend. Used to run with another famous group of hackers over an IRC channel.

Hackers aren't always good, but whenever they go up against the WBC you can't help but nod a kind of virtual salute at them.

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Thursday, May 23, 2013 3:18 PM

PIRATENEWS

John Lee, conspiracy therapist at Hollywood award-winner History Channel-mocked SNL-spoofed PirateNew.org wooHOO!!!!!!









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Thursday, May 23, 2013 3:21 PM

BYTEMITE


Welcome home, PN.

Also elephant.

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Thursday, May 23, 2013 3:30 PM

AURAPTOR

America loves a winner!


Quote:

Originally posted by BYTEMITE:


:( Kaylee is in a red shirt. Wash and Book... Aren't?



She looks great in a red shirt.

And River said Jayne looked better in red too, soo...

ST rules don't apply in the Firefly 'verse.

Cause... they just don't.

Fathom the hypocrisy of a government that requires every citizen to prove they are insured... but not everyone must prove they are a citizen

Resident USA Freedom Fundie

" AU, that was great, LOL!! " - Chrisisall

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Thursday, May 23, 2013 6:48 PM

PIRATENEWS

John Lee, conspiracy therapist at Hollywood award-winner History Channel-mocked SNL-spoofed PirateNew.org wooHOO!!!!!!








Joo York Times Artowrk: Why Rational Goyem Buy Into Conspiracy Theories
http://www.nytimes.com/2013/05/26/magazine/why-rational-people-buy-int
o-conspiracy-theories.html




Quote:

"'We are benefiting from one thing, and that is the attack on the Twin Towers and Pentagon, and the American struggle in Iraq,' Ma'ariv quoted the former prime minister as saying. He reportedly added that these events 'swung American public opinion in our favor.'"
-Israeli prime minister Benjamin Netanyahu, Haaretz, Netanyahu says 9/11 terror attacks good for Israel, 16 April 2008
www.haaretz.com/hasen/spages/975574.html

"The FBI has issued a BOLO on suspected terrorists driving a white delivery van from New York City to the Mexican border. The suspects are using Israeli passports. They are armed and dangerous."
-Knox County TN Emergency 911 Dispatch, Sept 11, 2001, 11am EST
http://www.commondreams.org/headlines02/0622-05.htm

"Vehicle possibly related to New York terrorist attack. White, 2000 Chevrolet van with New Jersey registration with 'Urban Moving Systems' sign on back seen at Liberty State Park, Jersey City, NJ, at the time of first impact of jetliner into World Trade Center. Three individuals with van were seen celebrating after initial impact and subsequent explosion. FBI Newark Field Office requests that, if the van is located, hold for prints and detain individuals."
-FBI BOLO ("Be On Lookout"), 11 September 2001, 3:31 p.m., according to Bergen County Police Chief John Schmidig
http://www.fpp.co.uk/online/01/12/WTC_Mysteries3.html
http://columbus.indymedia.org/node/13067

"Newark later polygraphed two of the five detainees on an issue limited to whether either had used a video camera in filming the WTC explosions. Film obtained from the 35mm camera of one of the detainees was later developed and processed by the Newark Division. The photos clearly corroborate statements that the Israelis are visibly happy on nearly all of the photographs. Oddly XXX and XXX were stopped while traveling in the direction of the site of the hijacked plane that crashed outside of Pittsburg, PA. A former Urban Moving Systems employee later contacted the Newark Division with information indicating that he quit his employment with Urban Moving Systems due to the high amount of anti-American sentiment amonth Urban employees. The former employee stated that an Israeli employee of Urban had even once remarked, 'Give us 20 years and we'll take over your media and destroy your country.' Based on information provided by the Miami Division, Newark detained and interviewed four employees of Classic International Movers, a New Jersey based moving company which was believed by Miami to have been used by one of the 19 alleged hijackers involved in the terrorist attacks. All four employees, Israeli nationals, had served in the Israeli military, and entered the US from various locations in South America."
-Federal Bureau of Investigation, Newark Division to National Security division, 9/15/2001
SECRET FBI REPORT DECLASSIFY ON 2030 (HEAVILY REDACTED):
http://www.911myths.com/index.php/Image:62392807-1138796-001-303A-NK-1
05536-Section-1-944861.pdf

http://www.911myths.com/index.php/Image:62393381-1138796-001-303A-NK-1
05536-Section-2-944876.pdf

http://www.911myths.com/index.php/Image:62394063-1138796-001-303A-NK-1
05536-Section-3-944880.pdf

http://www.911myths.com/index.php/Image:62394178-1138796-001-303A-NK-1
05536-Section-4-944881.pdf

http://www.911myths.com/index.php/Image:62829048-62394321-1138796-001-
303A-NK-105536-Section-5-944891.pdf

http://transcripts.cnn.com/TRANSCRIPTS/0109/11/se.04.html

"Our race is the Master Race. We are divine gods on this planet. We are as different from the inferior races, as they are from insects. In fact, compared to our race, other races are beasts and animals, cattle at best. Other races are considered as human excrement. Our destiny is to rule over the inferior races. Our earthly kingdom will be ruled by our leader with a rod of iron. The masses will lick our feet and serve us as our slaves."
-Israeli Prime Minister Menachem Begin, speech to Kenneset
http://www.rense.com/general45/master.htm
http://www.texemarrs.com/112003/jewish_master_race.htm


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Thursday, May 23, 2013 7:12 PM

PIRATENEWS

John Lee, conspiracy therapist at Hollywood award-winner History Channel-mocked SNL-spoofed PirateNew.org wooHOO!!!!!!




Obama 'high as a kike' on night of Benghazi Massacre
http://redflagnews.com/headlines/redflag-exclusive-president-obama-was
-incapacitated-due-to-staggering-inapt-activities-between-the-hours-of-1800-and-2300-on-the-night-of-benghazi


Apparently, a secret Congressional committee has opened an investigation into suspicions that President Obama has ripped out, and sold all of the copper tubing installed in the White House plumbing systems.

The suspicions arose from the fact that President Obama has been shitting in his own back yard for several years now…

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Thursday, May 23, 2013 7:24 PM

MAGONSDAUGHTER


Go away

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Thursday, May 23, 2013 7:32 PM

BYTEMITE


Thread is intended for pic spam and letting loose. PN's posts fit in with the general theme.

Countering with own pic spam is acceptable.

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Thursday, May 23, 2013 7:36 PM

PIRATENEWS

John Lee, conspiracy therapist at Hollywood award-winner History Channel-mocked SNL-spoofed PirateNew.org wooHOO!!!!!!















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Friday, May 24, 2013 7:39 PM

AURAPTOR

America loves a winner!




Fathom the hypocrisy of a government that requires every citizen to prove they are insured... but not everyone must prove they are a citizen

Resident USA Freedom Fundie

" AU, that was great, LOL!! " - Chrisisall

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Saturday, May 25, 2013 4:41 AM

MUTT999






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Monday, May 27, 2013 5:47 PM

PIRATENEWS

John Lee, conspiracy therapist at Hollywood award-winner History Channel-mocked SNL-spoofed PirateNew.org wooHOO!!!!!!

















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Tuesday, May 28, 2013 3:32 AM

DEVERSE

Hey, Ive been in a firefight before! Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity.


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Oh let the sun beat down upon my face;
With stars to fill my dream;
I am a traveler of both time and space;
To be where I have been

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Tuesday, May 28, 2013 5:43 AM

BYTEMITE


I've never understood jealousy or why people freak out about cheating. Dating someone, marrying them, or having their kids is not the same thing as them being your slave and owning them. Someone moves on to someone else, then they move on, it's not the end of your life and you don't have to go on a murder suicide spree because you don't want anyone else to have them. Bizarre.

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Thursday, May 30, 2013 12:52 PM

BYTEMITE


Politics Jokes!

A newspaper once printed an article with the headline, "half the nation's politicians are crooks!" Angry letters poured in, and the newspaper was forced to make a redaction: "half the nation's politicians are NOT crooks!"

Also a Monty Python classic:

Quote:

WE WOULD LIKE TO APOLOGIZE FOR THE WAY IN WHICH POLITICIANS ARE REPRESENTED IN THIS PROGRAMME. IT WAS NEVER OUR INTENTION TO IMPLY THAT POLITICIANS ARE WEAK-KNEED, POLITICAL TIME-SERVERS WHO ARE CONCERNED MORE WITH THEIR PERSONAL VENDETTAS AND PRIVATE POWER STRUGGLES THAN THE PROBLEMS OF GOVERNMENT, NOR TO SUGGEST AT ANY POINT THAT THEY SACRIFICE THEIR CREDIBILITY BY DENYING FREE DEBATE ON VITAL MATTERS IN THE MISTAKEN IMPRESSION THAT PARTY UNITY COMES BEFORE THE WELL-BEING OF THE PEOPLE THEY SUPPOSEDLY REPRESENT NOR TO IMPLY AT ANY STAGE THAT THEY ARE SQUABBLING LITTLE TOADIES WITHOUT AN OUNCE OF CONCERN FOR THE VITAL SOCIAL PROBLEMS OF TODAY. NOR INDEED DO WE INTEND THAT VIEWERS SHOULD CONSIDER THEM AS CRABBY ULCEROUS LITTLE SELF-SEEKING VERMIN WITH FURRY LEGS AND AN EXCESSIVE ADDICTION TO ALCOHOL AND CERTAIN EXPLICIT SEXUAL PRACTICES WHICH SOME PEOPLE MIGHT FIND OFFENSIVE.

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