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Betcha didn't know "spooning" is sex!

POSTED BY: NIKI2
UPDATED: Tuesday, December 31, 2013 16:51
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Monday, December 30, 2013 9:26 AM

NIKI2

Gettin' old, but still a hippie at heart...


Harkening back to Rap's contention in one of the threads about the Duck guy that
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it use to be that most folks learned about sex and understood " how things worked " by watchin the farm animals. Now, such things are seen as 'vulgar' and uncouth by the Left, who instead preach that pretty much anything OTHER than normal sex is 'proper', 'progressive' and 'civilized'


That one really blew me away, and has stuck in my mind because of its insanity, considering that it's those on the RIGHT who seem to find just about anything having to do with sex "vulgar and uncouth", whether it's "normal" sex or any other kind. Well, this morning one of them illustrated it beautifully:
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THIS is CNN!

On Sunday's Reliable Sources, vulgar comedienne Kathy Griffin - who will once again be co-hosting CNN's New Year's Eve special this year - actually asked new host Brian Stelter, "Have you ever spooned with Candy Crowley?...You might get a better time slot"

For those unfamiliar, "spooning" is a sexual position. And this apparently is what CNN now considers acceptable fare not just on its network, but also on Sunday mornings.

Just imagine what CNN viewers will see on New Year's Eve. Ted Turner must be so proud! http://newsbusters.org/blogs/noel-sheppard/2013/12/29/kathy-griffin-as
ks-cnn-host-have-you-ever-spooned-candy-crowley#ixzz2oy2IGw00



Wow. Spooning is now a sexual position! Next they'll tell us holding hands begets children!!!

His article brought a slew of responses by astonished people, so he doubled down on Twitter: "Just got another hate-mail claiming spooning isn't sex. I always knew liberals were desperate but this takes the cake!"

Wow...

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Monday, December 30, 2013 9:51 AM

BYTEMITE


It's not exactly something two people do in public though. Unless they want me to get a bucket of water. And then a fire hose.

Oh high school movie nights, always some hilarity.

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Monday, December 30, 2013 10:10 AM

AURAPTOR

America loves a winner!


Love how i got brought into the discussion, for no real reason.

Spooning is a physical position. Never heard it called a 'sexual' position. Though the author does end the piece with an 'update'...

" Think about it: Have you ever heard of anyone cuddling their way to the top? "

http://newsbusters.org/blogs/noel-sheppard/2013/12/29/kathy-griffin-as
ks-cnn-host-have-you-ever-spooned-candy-crowley#ixzz2oyGmcPEy


Which is a more accurate description of spooning. I bet lots of guys at FOX wouldn't mind spooning Megyn Kelly, among others.

Niki, please don't think of me when posting about sexual positions. Ever.


ETA - Kathy Griffin , who went on air and simulated giving well known GAY man Anderson Cooper a Lewisnky , on a previous ( last year's ? ) NYE show.

Pretty clear what CNN is going for these days in terms of audience. I guess Miley Cyrus was booked solid.

Fathom the hypocrisy of a government that requires every citizen to prove they are insured... but not everyone must prove they are a citizen

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Monday, December 30, 2013 11:14 AM

NEWOLDBROWNCOAT


Niki's link
[url]
http://newsbusters.org/blogs/noel-sheppard/2013/12/29/kathy-griffin-as
ks-cnn-host-have-you-ever-spooned-candy-crowley#ixzz2oy2IGw00
[/url]

seems to be a link to the updated story, and includes an internal link, toward the end, to the Wikipedia article on " spooning" and the "spoon position.

The Rap's link
[url]
http://newsbusters.org/blogs/noel-sheppard/2013/12/29/kathy-griffin-as
ks-cnn-host-have-you-ever-spooned-candy-crowley#ixzz2oyGmcPEy
[/url]

seems to be to the original post.I thought the 2 were identical-- I went to both and checked the spelling of the links, the difference is the last 6 letters.

More to add-- BRB-- 8:10 AM California time

8:14 AM

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from Niki's link
*****Update: There's been a lot of discussion about the term "spooning" and whether it's actually a sexual position. Some have claimed it's a term for cuddling. In reality, it's both.



Not sure how Rap can claim his version is more accurate, since Niki's is an update. People don't usually update stuff to make it less accurate, unless they have a spin-doctor motivation.

I have usually seen and used "spooning", the verb, used to mean cuddling in the spoon position, and "the spoon position" or "making a spoon" used as a description of the position and/or the sex act. The cuddling act implies no sexual penetration, which COULD make it socially but not publicly acceptable. It's also a permissible euphemism, suggesting, " Nothing really happened," although it certainly is sexually stimulating, and plenty COULD happen with only a few inches of adjustment.


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Monday, December 30, 2013 11:25 AM

BYTEMITE


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Originally posted by AURaptor:

Niki, please don't think of me when posting about sexual positions. Ever.




Bleh WTF guys? Why is everyone around here constantly FLIRTING in appalling ways?

Now I have to stab out my mind's eye AGAIN. The little bastard always grows back somehow.

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Monday, December 30, 2013 11:40 AM

JONGSSTRAW


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Originally posted by AURaptor:

ETA - Kathy Griffin , who went on air and simulated giving well known GAY man Anderson Cooper a Lewisnky , on a previous ( last year's ? ) NYE show.

Pretty clear what CNN is going for these days in terms of audience. I guess Miley Cyrus was booked solid.


I won't watch anyone except Kathy Griffin. She's lewd, rude, and crude; but most of all she is hi-larious!

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Monday, December 30, 2013 11:42 AM

AURAPTOR

America loves a winner!


Why not just put on Daniel Tosh if you want rude and crude ?

Fathom the hypocrisy of a government that requires every citizen to prove they are insured... but not everyone must prove they are a citizen

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Monday, December 30, 2013 1:06 PM

NIKI2

Gettin' old, but still a hippie at heart...


Yeah, Byte, that remark made me kinda grimace, too. How he made the leap to me thinking "Rap" and "sexual position" in the same…ANYTHING…is just plain gross. But then, given the leap this idiot made from "spooning" to "she's talking about sex" is the same sort of thing, and again goes to how insane his original statement was that anything about "normal" sex is "vulgar and uncouth" to The Left, when what we see almost daily is that it seems to be anything about SEX (or even not about sex!) which many who consider themselves "conservatives" seem to find vulgar and uncouth.

Rap "came" into the discussion because the remark he made is so illustrative of the weird mentality he seems to harbor, and this guy's remarks are equally so. Spooning can't even BE sexual except done one way, so to say "spooning IS sex" is just plain crazy.

NewOld, I didn't even notice that Rap claimed his link was "more accurate"…as you noted, that's equally insane. But then, we expected otherwise?

I think we all know what this really is. This guy wanted to put Griffin down, and no doubt CNN as well, so he ran with it--and he's gotten all KINDS of agreement and kudos from fellow conservs. He needed to find SOMETHING to knock Griffin with (I'm sure she disgusts many conservatives), and he grabbed it. Personally, I'm not a Griffin fan; just as what this guy did was too damned transparent, so she has always come across to me, as well: someone whose "schtick" is to shock, but she doesn't do it very well, for me at least. As to Tosh, I reach for the fast-forward button FAST the few times I run up against one of his ads...people like that really gross me out, mostly because they're not FUNNY.

But what I enjoyed most, and some of you will, are the comments to one of the articles about it:

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--Shepard assumes that his mostly elderly readers forgot what spooning is. Why else would he remind them? Talk about talking down to your base. Just before pandering to the most Puritanical of them

--Poor Mr. Sheppard. His toilet training must've been a nightmare

--Is Noel Sheppard married? 'Cause this says to me, he never touches his wife unless he's having sex. Which is not to say, she's having sex. Great. Another repressed pervert.

--Cuddling is disgusting. The above picture of the two people fornicating is vulgar and offensive. You're all a bunch of preverts. Now I have to go clean up after myself. Thank you. {the photo is of a couple spooning}

--OMG repressed much?

--I bet this asshole has separate bedrooms for him & his wife and they only have sex in the shower only 'cause sex is so "dirty".

--"By the Light
(by the light, by the light)
Of The Silvery Moon
(of the moon, of the moon)
I want to spoon
(want to spoon, want to spoon)
with my honey I'll croon love's tune...

…All those barbershop quartets singing pornography! Who knew?

--Puritanism: the haunting fear that someone, somewhere is having a good time. - H.L. Mencken

--ANY and ALL physical contact is sex to some folks. Including hand-shaking. That's why i always wash my hands after shaking hands with a known Republican.

--If spooning is a sexual position then I must have been doing it wrong. Aren't we lucky that we have a bunch of right-wingers who watch lots and lots and lots of sex (and invent even more) so they will be in a position to warn us about it

--If spooning becomes a sexual position, it's no longer just spooning. I'm sure there's a Kamasutra name for it, but I probably ought not to be browsing for it right now.

(Response: I believe the Kamasutra name is lotus jade stalk cutlery)

--Great news! I've been having a lot more sex than I thought!



I love the sense of humor…and the point about "By The Light Of The Silvery Moon" is extremely apt…as are a couple of the comments about soldiers spooning, which Googling led me to
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Spooning is an old term for bundling up together in bed like spoons placed together in the silver chest. It is an ancient practice as old as man kind itself. I had read about Civil War soldiers spooning in the field for warmth, similar to the 18th century custom of bundling., but never gave it much thought until practical experience taught me a valuable lesson.
…..
Spooning is especially useful when sleeping in-groups of three or more. Billings also wrote that in "A" tents, sometimes as many as six men would share accommodations.

"When so occupied at night, it was rather necessary for comfort, that all should turn over at the same time, for six or five men were tight fit in the space enclosed unless ‘spooned’ together."

When one of them needed to roll over to avoid grinding his hip bone through his skin, he would holler out, "Spoon!" and all would roll over at the same time. From "The Art of Spooning" by Scott Cross, http://www.agsas.org/howto/outdoor/art_of_spooning.shtml]


The fact that Sheppard's audience so fervently agrees with him, has no knowledge whatsoever that spooning ISN'T "sex" except in one specific position, and that they defend him to the death the way they do, is all eloquent testimony.

And of course to go one further, there was Tony Perkins about repealing DADT: "Family Research Council's Tony Perkins: We Can't Repeal DADT Because Soldiers Spoon to Conserve Warmth..." ( http://www.datalounge.com/cgi-bin/iowa/ajax.html?t=9467037#page:showTh
read,9467037
)


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Monday, December 30, 2013 1:12 PM

AURAPTOR

America loves a winner!


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Rap "came" into the discussion because the remark he made is so illustrative of the weird mentality he seems to harbor, and this guy's remarks are equally so. Spooning can't even BE sexual except done one way, so to say "spooning IS sex" is just plain crazy.


YOU interjected me into the topic, ma'am. I probably wouldn't have given this issue a second thought otherwise.

And it appears, spooning IS a sexual position. ( see above in thread - from the updated version of the linked story )

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spoons_sex_position

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NewOld, I didn't even notice that Rap claimed his link was "more accurate"…as you noted, that's equally insane. But then, we expected otherwise?



Only, I did no such thing, at all. NOBC is delusional. My guess is that I happened to link the address which had the updated info, after linking to it from YOUR OP.
Actually, I was speaking about the definition of spooning as " cuddling ", which appeared in the updated version. I wasn't commenting on the accuracy of the LINK!

Good grief, you folks sure are anal and paranoid. Stop stressing do damn much. And stop obsessing too!


Fathom the hypocrisy of a government that requires every citizen to prove they are insured... but not everyone must prove they are a citizen

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Monday, December 30, 2013 1:57 PM

NEWOLDBROWNCOAT


Quote:

Originally posted by AURaptor:


http://newsbusters.org/blogs/noel-sheppard/2013/12/29/kathy-griffin-as
ks-cnn-host-have-you-ever-spooned-candy-crowley#ixzz2oyGmcPEy


Which is a more accurate description of spooning.




Yeah, Rap never claimed his link was more accurate.

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Monday, December 30, 2013 2:02 PM

AURAPTOR

America loves a winner!


Quote:

Originally posted by NewOldBrownCoat:
Quote:

Originally posted by AURaptor:


http://newsbusters.org/blogs/noel-sheppard/2013/12/29/kathy-griffin-as
ks-cnn-host-have-you-ever-spooned-candy-crowley#ixzz2oyGmcPEy


Which is a more accurate description of spooning.




Yeah, Rap never claimed his link was more accurate.



I didn't. Now admit you're wrong, and just get over it already.

Here's what I ACTUALLY said, in full, on the matter -

Spooning is a physical position. Never heard it called a 'sexual' position. Though the author does end the piece with an 'update'...

" Think about it: Have you ever heard of anyone cuddling their way to the top? "

http://newsbusters.org/blogs/noel-sheppard/2013/12/29/kathy-griffin-as
ks-cnn-host-have-you-ever-spooned-candy-crowley#ixzz2oyGmcPEy



See that sentence in between the quotation marks ? That's a QUOTE, from the LINKED STORY, which was UPDATED. That's the AUTHOR of the story, which NIKI originally LINKED, in her ORIGINAL POST.

As I said... THE AUTHOR ENDS THE PIECE WITH AN UPDATE.

NO WHERE do you see ANY DAMN CLAIM , by me , that my " LINK WAS MORE ACCURATE ".

I was CLEARLY speaking of the definition of SPOONING, which I believe , as does NIKI, that MOST folks would not first think of as " SEX " in the more popular connotation.

I even said " ACCURATE DESCRIPTION OF SPOONING " !!! ROFLMAO!

Seriously NOBC, go take a nap or something. You're worked up about absolutely nothing.

Fathom the hypocrisy of a government that requires every citizen to prove they are insured... but not everyone must prove they are a citizen

I'm just a red pill guy in a room full of blue pill addicts.

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Monday, December 30, 2013 2:04 PM

STORYMARK


Quote:

Originally posted by NewOldBrownCoat:
Quote:

Originally posted by AURaptor:


http://newsbusters.org/blogs/noel-sheppard/2013/12/29/kathy-griffin-as
ks-cnn-host-have-you-ever-spooned-candy-crowley#ixzz2oyGmcPEy


Which is a more accurate description of spooning.




Yeah, Rap never claimed his link was more accurate.



There you go, directly quoting his own words. Such "animosity"....




"Goram it kid, let's frak this thing and go home! Engage!"

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Monday, December 30, 2013 2:54 PM

NIKI2

Gettin' old, but still a hippie at heart...


Ooo, I think we hit a nerve or something, just look at all those caps! Poor Rap, he's practically apoplectic. Calm down, Rap; you wrote something and people took it as written...maybe the problem is how you presented it, not how it was understood...

...nah, Rap is infallible, he tells us so constantly. "I know it, therefore it's true."

Little man needs a chill pill...NewOld is "worked up"?


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Monday, December 30, 2013 3:06 PM

AURAPTOR

America loves a winner!


Quote:

Originally posted by Niki2:

Ooo, I think we hit a nerve or something, just look at all those caps! Poor Rap, he's practically apoplectic. Calm down, Rap; you wrote something and people took it as written.



No, they didn't. That's clearly in evidence by my original post,and my follow up, which is here, for all to see.

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maybe the problem is how you presented it, not how it was understood...


Or maybe, how it was MISunderstood. By those too proud to admit they were wrong, and missed reading what I actually posted.

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...nah, Rap is infallible, he tells us so constantly. "I know it, therefore it's true."




So, me accurately and honestly showing NOBC to be wrong is some how making me " infallible " ?

I see how your minds works, niki. If I say it, it must be wrong. Never mind the facts, you just automatically dismiss my view because i'm an " outsider ", in your mind. I'm not a collectivist, who thinks the govt is the source of all that's good in the world, or some such. Not sure on what you base your views. You just blindly take the opposite of anything I say.



Fathom the hypocrisy of a government that requires every citizen to prove they are insured... but not everyone must prove they are a citizen

I'm just a red pill guy in a room full of blue pill addicts.

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Monday, December 30, 2013 3:19 PM

NIKI2

Gettin' old, but still a hippie at heart...


Oh bullshit. Toss around all the buzz words you want, it only makes you look even more stupid. I got it...I had to go back and re-read what you wrote, and I get it:
Quote:

" Think about it: Have you ever heard of anyone cuddling their way to the top? "

http://newsbusters.org/blogs/noel-sheppard/2013/12/29/kathy-griffin-as
ks-cnn-host-have-you-ever-spooned-candy-crowley#ixzz2oyGmcPEy


Which is a more accurate description of spooning.



But I am ALSO quite capable of seeing how it read the way NewOld took it. If you had written it thus:
Quote:

" Think about it: Have you ever heard of anyone cuddling their way to the top?" ( http://newsbusters.org/blogs/noel-sheppard/2013/12/29/kathy-griffin-as
ks-cnn-host-have-you-ever-spooned-candy-crowley#ixzz2oyGmcPEy
)

Which is a more accurate description of spooning.



(I'm guessing what's what you meant--tho' even that doesn't relate to any "description" of spooning) it would have been less open to confusion, which is all I was saying. It doesn't matter; that last paragraph is enough to make me realize it was silly of me to even try to communicate--I keep falling into that trap, dammit!--because you're totally involved in throwing out buzz words, DENIGRATING everyone you disagree with, and have no desire whatsoever to communicate. Go back to playing with yourself, I'm diving back into the real world.


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Monday, December 30, 2013 3:37 PM

AURAPTOR

America loves a winner!


Quote:

Originally posted by Niki2:

I had to go back and re-read what you wrote, and I get it:



Why did you have to go back and re-read it ? Nothing changed. It was as it was initially written. NOBC's post, edited as it was, still shows that I was talking about SPOONING, not the accuracy of the link

Quote:


But I am ALSO quite capable of seeing how it read the way NewOld took it. If you had written it thus:



IF ? What the hell does " IF ", have to do with anything ? You and NOBC both misread what I posted ! That's the point!

Quote:



(I'm guessing what's what you meant--tho' even that doesn't relate to any "description" of spooning)



" Cuddling " isn't a description of spooning ? Really ? You're still not seeing that ?

Huh.

Quote:

it would have been less open to confusion, which is all I was saying. It doesn't matter; that last paragraph is enough to make me realize it was silly of me to even try to communicate--I keep falling into that trap, dammit!--because you're totally involved in throwing out buzz words, DENIGRATING everyone you disagree with, and have no desire whatsoever to communicate. Go back to playing with yourself, I'm diving back into the real world.





LOL Niki. That's like the worst apology ever!

The only TRAP you fell into was not taking the time to read what I actually wrote. Maybe if you relaxed more,didn't clinch your fist and teeth while trying to respond to something I say, you'd see what I said, and not what you're expecting.



Fathom the hypocrisy of a government that requires every citizen to prove they are insured... but not everyone must prove they are a citizen

I'm just a red pill guy in a room full of blue pill addicts.

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Monday, December 30, 2013 7:24 PM

AURAPTOR

America loves a winner!




Fathom the hypocrisy of a government that requires every citizen to prove they are insured... but not everyone must prove they are a citizen

I'm just a red pill guy in a room full of blue pill addicts.

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Monday, December 30, 2013 11:23 PM

WISHIMAY


Sex?? Did someone mention sex????


Give me that spoon and a bucket of Ben and Jerry's, please!

Hubby's had surgery. No more babies, BONUS. Waiting forever for Frankenballs to heal....TORTURE....
I need an IV infusion of chocolate, STAT!!!


Bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored BORED!!!

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Tuesday, December 31, 2013 7:10 AM

FREMDFIRMA



LOL Wish, I second Ben and Jerrys being as close to sex as makes no nevermind!

Speakin of, I could probably buy a murder for one of my Orange Dreamsicle Cakes....

Right now though, I working very hard on duplicating Arthur Treachers Fish n Chips cause the nearest one is two HUNDRED miles away and I am sooooo fiending!!!!

-F

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Tuesday, December 31, 2013 11:09 AM

NEWOLDBROWNCOAT


Well, Niki, I did post, on Monday, December 30, 2013 at 1:57 PM:
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Yeah, Rap never claimed his link was more accurate.




Exact, literal true quote of what I posted. It does seem to have made him mad, both in the "angry" and the "insane" senses.

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Tuesday, December 31, 2013 11:19 AM

BYTEMITE


Quote:

Waiting forever for Frankenballs to heal....TORTURE....
I need an IV infusion of chocolate, STAT!!!



This is horrifying... And yet, I loled. Well done.

I am convinced that this thread can only become more hilarious with a visceral increase in painful awkwardness and oversharing and so I have questions to ask.

It was my impression that there are means to take care of this issue by oneself, which do not involve infidelity with a partner. Provided of course said partner does not know about these activities as they would risk their recovery from the surgery.

I am also wondering if you are required to sleep on the couch as well as wear a gigantic mumu and a bag over your head for the duration of recovery. I am skeptical of the limits of human self-control in this situation.

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Tuesday, December 31, 2013 12:26 PM

AURAPTOR

America loves a winner!


Quote:

Originally posted by NewOldBrownCoat:
Well, Niki, I did post, on Monday, December 30, 2013 at 1:57 PM:
Quote:




Yeah, Rap never claimed his link was more accurate.




Exact, literal true quote of what I posted. It does seem to have made him mad, both in the "angry" and the "insane" senses.



Wasn't sure if sarcastic or not. If you were admitting that I wasn't claiming the link was " more accurate " , great. Nevermind

I took it as you being sarcastic though.

Fathom the hypocrisy of a government that requires every citizen to prove they are insured... but not everyone must prove they are a citizen

I'm just a red pill guy in a room full of blue pill addicts.

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Tuesday, December 31, 2013 12:31 PM

WISHIMAY


BAH HA HA

Whelp, there HAS been an increase in long hot showers around here, yep.

I think most people go as long as they feel they can without really caring about whether or not they should, so much...Sometimes it makes it more fun, knowing your doctor would would be frowning and shaking his head if he knew.

They tell women to wait six weeks after giving birth, but that one time three weeks afterwards was some of the best of my life. That reassurance that, yes, everything is still where you left it and YES!! it still works and he still like it- is awesome...

We've already had naughty-really-shouldn't-do-this-yet-but-need-to-know-it-works relations (only took a week but I thought it would take longer than that too) now we're waiting for I'd-rather-do-this-when-it-don't-hurt. I just avoid his triggers that I know does it for him, like getting undressed in front of him or spooning and wearing perfume. He however, LOVES to mess with me when he knows I can't. Not so nice, and yet stupid fun...

Hubbys addiction is baked potatoes, so we've had baked potatoes every other day for two weeks and the forecast calls for about two more weeks of high potassium levels

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Tuesday, December 31, 2013 1:23 PM

BYTEMITE


Wish: Hmm. There's always BDSM if you both get really tied of waiting.

Though I suppose one must measure the possibility of permanent injury and damage during recovery

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Tuesday, December 31, 2013 2:11 PM

6IXSTRINGJACK


Quote:

Originally posted by Niki2:
Wow. Spooning is now a sexual position! Next they'll tell us holding hands begets children!!!



Tell my Mom and Step-Dad that Spooning wasn't a sexual position, Circa 1995....

I guess we got a little TOO close during a movie for their liking, and like they always did growing up, they didn't hold back and embarassed the both of us by blasting me for being so flagrant in my.... whatever it was....

One should never have to apologize to parents for having a boner....



Maybe the media is just trying to pick up the slack. How many illegitimate grandchildren do you have now Niki? Lost count yet?


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Tuesday, December 31, 2013 2:20 PM

6IXSTRINGJACK


Quote:

Originally posted by Wishimay:
the forecast calls for about two more weeks of high potassium levels



Why stop there Wish?

Don't pay any heed to me since I'm a control freak, but if I find something I like I have a natural tenancy to make it last as long as humanly possible.

You're likely going to need help with things later in life due to your condition. If hubby truly loves you, he shouldn't complain to much if you were somehow to "compel" him to continue to do so even when other men wouldn't find you attractive anymore because it got "that bad".....

Hypnosis isn't just a movie about Jack Black learning to lick the ass of a girl wearing 44" waist panties who he thought was a much younger... um... what's her name?????

My advice is learn about it now and make him enjoy it while you still love and trust one another. It's going to be a lot harder down the road when you agree to a divorce and he splits and hooks up with a girl that's closer to your daughters age than yours. :(

The brain, at least part of it, is the largest sexual organ we own.

The fact that hypnosis among the willing is not only true but potentially AMAZING is just icing on the cake. :)

EDITED TO ADD:

I believe that Women inherently KNOW this, but ignore it because of sociatial pressures. Who can think about the eternal seduction of a "man" when they're obsessing about the impact their dress made on their pervert boss, while at the same time they have to go back to their equally if not less boring husband?





I like you Wish. I like Signy. I like Riona (where is my Riona????).....

Overall though. I pretty much don't care for woman.

I don't date or kiss guys, but at the end of the day, there's not a damn thing a woman could do that I can't do for myself.

If it wasn't for the whole dick in the ass thing, I'd probably love to "date" a guy. It's not that they're any less crazy then women to start out, but they're infinitely easier to control in the long run.....



I'm 34 and this 23 year old preggo girl I work with is obsessed with me, especially since I'm "white". Her family thinks she's crazy, and maybe she is to keep calling me her future "husband".

It can be endearing, but most of the time it's like this "black" Scooby Doo bus trying to out me, even though I know She probably prays to her god that I'm a straight man.

I need to tell her the truth.

I don't care about nearly anything, including myself.

Somehow, my own flesh and blood niece triggered something lying dormant within me for years. I will work to make her life better as if she were my own since I DONT and will NEVER have a child of my own.

How do I tell her to find "another white guy" if that's really what she's into?

She didn't make a bad choice at all essentially, but she was about 10 years too late for it to matter.....


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Tuesday, December 31, 2013 3:07 PM

BYTEMITE


lol

EDIT: I have become quite confounded from your previous statement sir, so much so that all meaning has been lost and the words have become humorous.

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Tuesday, December 31, 2013 3:58 PM

MAL4PREZ


Quote:

Originally posted by Wishimay:
Sex?? Did someone mention sex????


Give me that spoon and a bucket of Ben and Jerry's, please!



Ben & Jerry's Peanut Brittle. The ambrosia of the gods!



The "Rap" is here only to troll. See http://www.fireflyfans.net/mthread.aspx?bid=18&tid=57146
*------------------------------------------------------------------------------*
MAL4PREZ: Clearly [The Rap]'s doing nothing but trolling now.
STORYMARK: And not even cleverly.
RAPPY: [My trolling] did its job, did it not? Easiest marks in the 'verse.
*---

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Tuesday, December 31, 2013 3:59 PM

BYTEMITE


(moved)

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Tuesday, December 31, 2013 4:19 PM

WISHIMAY


Quote:

Originally posted by BYTEMITE:
lol

EDIT: I have become quite confounded from your previous statement sir, so much so that all meaning has been lost and the words have become humorous.




Oh, thank god, I thought it was me for a second... He's got ten A.D.D. trains leaving the station and the boarding schedule is written in Sanskrit!

JACK: please try single-ing out ONE of those thoughts and compounding on it? It always seems as though you try to comment to how it's relevant to you and your experience, but without giving context...and you might wanna try limiting how many thoughts you put out there so the rest of us can follow along?

I will say one thing, my condition aside, it doesn't affect my sex life one bit. Fortunately, those bits work perfectly, and the guy does most of the work anyway

P.S. I doubt we'll be getting a divorce whether I end up in a wheelchair or not. He's not exactly perfect either, mind you....

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Tuesday, December 31, 2013 4:23 PM

BYTEMITE


My brain jumped the rails and started looking for the exit when he mentioned hypnosis.

Quote:

and the guy does most of the work anyway


...

Most of my understanding on this entails television and various questionable rom-coms, but... That only applies to missionary position, doesn't it?

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Tuesday, December 31, 2013 4:34 PM

WISHIMAY


Most couples have a half dozen positions they favor, at least it's my experience that's the case... I'm not big on Cowgirl or Reverse Cowgirl positions because my knees get weak when I get excited...but...uh... my neck still works, so he doesn't mind anything else I can't do


If you gave him a percentage number for the amount of work performed, I'd have to say 80% ish...I'm sure there are couples where the girl wants to or has to do most of the work...

As for the bondage thing...I'd love some thanks, him? Not so much
He doesn't understand his own strength, so that's probably for the best...

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Tuesday, December 31, 2013 4:37 PM

BYTEMITE


Ah. I see.

Couple dependent and various preferences.

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Tuesday, December 31, 2013 4:51 PM

1KIKI

Goodbye, kind world (George Monbiot) - In common with all those generations which have contemplated catastrophe, we appear to be incapable of understanding what confronts us.


Story:
You have to remember, this is from the guy who claims that my quoting him is an ad hominem and a lie.
Quote:

Originally posted by Storymark:
Quote:

Originally posted by NewOldBrownCoat:
Quote:

Originally posted by AURaptor:


http://newsbusters.org/blogs/noel-sheppard/2013/12/29/kathy-griffin-as
ks-cnn-host-have-you-ever-spooned-candy-crowley#ixzz2oyGmcPEy


Which is a more accurate description of spooning.




Yeah, Rap never claimed his link was more accurate.



There you go, directly quoting his own words. Such "animosity"....




"Goram it kid, let's frak this thing and go home! Engage!"


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