Heres A Pointless Question for you. Whats your Porn Star name
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Now I know everyone knows this, but traditionally your porn star name is your middle name and the first street you lived on, or your pets name and the first street you lived on. My name is "ADAM ACAPULCO",pets would be "SPARKY ACAPULCO"!
I would probably use them. Now whats yours?
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I always played with pet name/street name, but I'll go with this.
I'm Peter May.
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I'm David Brinkleyville.... coming to a theater near u
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Originally posted by CS:
I always played with pet name/street name, but I'll go with this.
I have no middle name because both my parents are known by their middle names so they didn't want the same confusion for their kids!!
So my pet name/street name porn name is........
Wiggles High!!!
Humbug
"You know what the first rule of flying is?... Love. You can learn all the math in the 'verse, but you take a boat in the air you don't love, she'll shake you off just as sure as the turning of worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughta fall down, tells you she's hurting 'fore she keens. Makes her a home." Mal, BDM
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Katie Perry
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I always did pet name to, I think they come out better-
with my middle name it would be:
eileen st john
whereas pet:
goldie st john
which is a lot more pornographic I reckon
"I'm an artist, with an e and a beret."
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Willy Hancock 
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I've always gone by pet name & Mother's maiden name in which case it would be "Wynter Ivory"
Going with middle name & street name it would be "Rodney Woodstown"
Hmmm I think either would work.
'You don't want to make it look like you just gave up' - Mal
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Originally posted by AcesAndEights:
Willy Hancock
Classic!
Mine's a bit crappy:
Alexander Montegue
Sounds more like I should be a friend of Atherton Wing!
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lol. That is classic.
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My Husband: Fonzi Bridgewood
Jay Whitman
My variations: Marie Heritage
Obisidian Gray
I like them!
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I'd always done first pet, as well...which would have made me Lucky Snow...I think the connotations of that are amazing, haha.
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I love rodney woodstown... that's great
"I'm an artist, with an e and a beret."
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Blackie Valpariso...
You're welcome...
Kaylee: "What's so damn important about being proper? It don't mean nothing out here in the black."
Simon: "It means more out here. It's all I have..."
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Simon Burton
Not bad.
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Middle name:
Marie Rosebud.
Pet Name:
BRANDY ROSEBUD.
And if there's a pornier name than Brandy Rosebud, I haven't heard it yet.
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Haven't got a middle name. The way I usually do it is first pet/mother's maiden name, but I'll do it the other way too:
first pet/first street name: Muschi Bayview
first pet/mother's maiden name: Muschi Philipsen.
I prefer the second one. But both are sort of funny because in German Muschi means p*ssy (but it's also a popular cat's name, that's why we named our cat like that).
--- Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
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Pet/street names:
Ham-Solo De Montford
(My first pet was a Hamster called Ham Solo :D)
Middle/street name:
Graham De Montford
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The only street names I remember are from where I live now, and not, say, New Bedford (1999), Miami (1998), Rio de Janeiro (1996), Sao Paulo (1995) Bota Fogo (1994), Angra dos Reis (1993), or Nova Friburgo (1991) so...more like, speculation, 'ey?
Pet Name:
Anita Cherokee
Middle Name:
Vasconcelos Cherokee
I think me pet name's better...
Captain Reynolds never touched me, all he did was rent me a shuttle and be very, very annoying!
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Ummm...
George 47th South?
Respectfully,
zoid
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Very original. I like it!
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Oh, I'm laughing so hard at these, it hurts, and there are tears! Thanks for never fearing to dive straight into the lunatic, fellow fanlings.
Quote:
Originally posted by SpaceHopper:
Mine's a bit crappy:
Alexander Montegue
A bit crappy? This sounds like Rowan Atkinson's cunning porn name.
ManWithPez - Blackie Valpariso sounds like a secret agent pornstar. Shaken or stirred?
LightMeDark's - Lucky Snow reads like a translation of a geisha name.
but Zoid's - George 47th South is pure replicant. Perfect for a Blade Runner fan!
Pleased to meet you all, I am Louise (Fluffy) Birch. At your service...so to speak.
It was exactly like you, Will, every detail.
Except for you not being a dominatrix. As far as we know.
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Okay, so my middle name would make it Raina Campbell. Not all that exciting. Now my pet would make it Simon Campbell...so now I've been turned into a guy...greeaaat.
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I've played it with pet name...and it's disturbing...Wolf Irvington.
That's right folks, I'm that kind of a weird girl.
www.thatweirdgirl.com
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Christopher Christmas
...I like it, it's nice, and it works.
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Middle or pet, my porn names would be:
Leigh Division
Bootsie Division.
Clearly I have chosen the wrong profession.
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Claire Minnehaha.
Odd, I know.
~A message from Serenyty~
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Alright, mine is lame- I sound more like a duchess than a porn star:
Elizabeth Essington.
If I did use it with my first pet's name it'd be:
Maggie-May Essington. I guess the second one makes me sound like I live in a trailer. Oh well I'm just not sut out for a life of porn there goes that career choice
The human body can be drained of blood in 8.6 seconds given adequate vacuuming systems.
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Pet Name: MITTY GLENN VALLEY
Middle Name: HARRISON GLENN VALLEY
"Smellin' alot of IF comin' offa' this plan!"
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We'll my middle name would make me a guy: Hoyt Chestnut.
My dog's name would be very silly: Nalla Chestnut
I prefer my boyfriends dog's name and the street I live on now: Mollie Isabella
That sounds too wholesome though.
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pet/mother's maiden name:
tinsel firth
1st pet/1st street:
speedy morrison (it was a snail, okay?)
middle name/1st street:
susan morrison
b
can't take the sky
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middle name/street name - Lisa Cressington (newsreader methinks)
Pet name/street name - Shandy Cressington ( father named dog, sand coloured dog, 'sandy' already taken so...)
But the best by far...
Pet name/mothers maiden name - Shandy Lapping.
I used to win everytime with that one, but Willy Hancock I love, sooo funny.
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"She's a mite whimsical in the brainpan."
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This could not be more disturbing...and hysterical for me, because I'm very visual, and I used to design costumes for theater, so part of my mind automatically sees and dresses each of these characters, and, you know, I gotta share what I see because I'm still laughing so ard it hurts. Hope it doesn't bug anyone.
Weird girl - Wolf Irvington ...tall, suave, dark 40's cartoon werewolf, smokes with a cigarette holder...who will pour you champagne, feed you strawberries, and then...eat you...but not in a good way (aaak! sorry, but it is a porn thread). A granny a day keeps the doctor away!
Jetflair - Shiloh Hilyard ...in a civil war uniform, light brown hair, innocent and wistful. Leave that bay horse tied up over there please.
Seryn - Lisa Cressington ...was my favorite. I'm not seeing so much newsreader as subtle bombshell of the variety who steals everyone's husband and shreds them on that sort of television show. Not exactly cunning and evil. She can't help it, they are drawn to her like moth to flame. Usually wears floaty floral waisted dresses and heels (when she's not wearing the costume of some other sport ; tennis, riding, golf, sailing).
Shiny Trees! Yavanna made Shiny Trees!
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I went clothes shopping to taday, guess what I bought myself?
It was beautiful, layered chiffon, gorgeous lily print, cute little fifties style belt...
*Kicks carrier bag*
And now I have to take it back! You stigmatized it! Curse you ta hades!
he he, no, joking, I didn't go shopping today.
It was last week.
And i'm still gonna wear it, too pretty not to, just have to keep telling myself to stop laughing at nothing in public. (i do that too much already...)
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"She's a mite whimsical in the brainpan."
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Since I don't have a middle name or live on a street with a cool porn sounding name I'll just have to go with my fav Hugh Jorgen.
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with middle name- Marie Stevenage
with pet name-Sparky Stevenage for porn, I would have to go with this one
Shamrock
Sparky it is
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Douglas Blossom
This is Hi-Larious!
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Quote:
Originally posted by seryn:
It was beautiful, layered chiffon, gorgeous lily print, cute little fifties style belt...
*Kicks carrier bag*
And i'm still gonna wear it, too pretty not to, just have to keep telling myself to stop laughing at nothing in public. (i do that too much already...)
Ok, I was briefly horrified...but, bwah haa ha...cuz, yeah that's me, connected wrist and ankle to the collective unconscious, a channel for images. Glad you're still going to wear it, that was exactly the Lisa dress alright.
Laughing at (seemingly) nothing in public...yeah, I do that too, but now that there are bluetooth Borg headsets, you can pass for normal, cuz everybody else is on their phone laughing into thin air.
Shiny Trees! Yavanna made Shiny Trees!
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"Carmen Roxbury"
...and yes, pointless!
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Pet/Mother's Maiden Name:
Flower Sites
Middle Name/Street Name:
Sullivan Ohio
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All of your entries are great!
Mine would be:
Pet/Mother's Maiden Name: Keema Francis
Middle name/ Street: Ann Penn
Not too thrilling (certainly no Ivory Wynter!), but hey, it's me!
" We're just too pretty for God to let us die."
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Mine all come up with lame things, ala Jane State Road J (Middle name/street name) or Sarah Smith (First pet/mother's maiden name.)
BUT, if I make a combination of, say, current pet/first street lived on....I get River Westbrook. Saffie Westbrook/Saffron Westbrook before my parents decided to rename my kitten.
Well, at least it sounds kinda like an actress name!
"Bwaa...it's kind of a warrior...strikes fear into the hearts of..."
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Just found out my husband's was too good not to
post -
Pet/Mother's Maiden name: Taffy Masterson
I love it!
" We're just too pretty for God to let us die."
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If we go by first pet and first street name mine would be Rocky Timberland...hmmm, don't suit a female do it? The last pet I owned was Zoe, so I think I'd rather go by that. (and believe it or not, that dog isn't named after Zoe Washburn. She got that name from somone who doesn't even know the show exsists.)
Zoe Timberland has a better ring to it I think.
Psolaris
"Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'"
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Quote:
Originally posted by CS:
I always played with pet name/street name,
yeah, I think that pet name is funnier:
Prudence October
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Pet's name definitely works better...especially since in my culture we take our father's first name as our middle name! With pet's name, though, it's Misty Canterbury. :-)
Quote:
Originally posted by dax82:
Now I know everyone knows this, but traditionally your porn star name is your middle name and the first street you lived on. My name is "ADAM ACAPULCO"!
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Ha! What fun!
Mkay--
*middle/street-- Lorena Jessica--somehow, I'm thinking this one would send the guys a runnin and clutchin their unmentionables--lol.
*pet/street-- Bunny Jessica --much better, I'm thinkin.
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Middle name and street name eh? Well then...
Call me "Gordon 119A"
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Ooops! I goofed. Misty was the first pet that we *named*, but our very first dog was inherited by us when both our elderly next-door-neighbors died (one of my favorite memories of my parents, a dramatic race to the pound to save him from euthanasia when we found out our neighbor's adult children had thrown their parents' beloved pet to the wolves, so to speak). Fella Canterbury doesn't have the same ring to it, though.
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Well, with the pet thing, I'd have to say... um... "Misty 244th" which, honestly, doesn't work too well--one, because I'm a heterosexual guy, so "Misty" is a bad misnomer, and two, because of the number thing (makes me out to be like that Johnny 23 guy from "Con Air" or something).
The middle name, alas, will remain unmentioned... for... uh... legal reasons...
--Jefé The Hat
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"She is starting to damage my calm"--Jayne
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pet name: Siva R (Avenue)
or maybe just Siva Avenue?
Keeper of Jayne's goggles. 8)
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'Limbs Akimbo' has been my porn name for several decades. We came up with porn names about 20 years ago before we knew any of the fancy rules.
'Fina Superior' is my pet/street porn name.
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Hebby Bowels.
Seriously.
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LOL! SimonWho, yours cracks me up! We should use that on the 'Tree somehow!!
Mine are:
(middle/street)
Marie Harts
(pet/street)
Spot Harts
Neither of them really conjure up the image of a compelling porn star do they?
Now, maybe if I use my last address?
Marie Orleans
Spot Orleans
Guess not!
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for my first pet...
Nero Hana-nui
but that is a boys name so how bout we take my newest pet and make it Kellie Hana-nui
or Kellie Birch...We have lived so many places i just dont know any more????????
It's a real burden being right so often.
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First Pet/First Street=Brandy Brooktree
Middle Name/First Street=Leigh Brooktree
I'd have to say the first one is more porny.
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Mine is Peaches Aubrey. I don't know, that sounds more stripperish than porn star to me. hmmm
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Hrmm...some creative license here but:
Francisco Montgomery (first street living on my own)
or
Pixie Citadel (not too masculine sounding so I'll leave that one for my sis! 
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But here are the names of two brothers in a Firefly RPG I run, that when they stop being mercenaries, they can star being porn stars:
Stone Morningwood
Tug Morningwood
BWAH!
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Pet: Fluffy Stoneman
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Shaw Kitty Kearny
"Faster would be better"
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Oh my gosh!
I'm Laural Alder
I like this game!
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I love mine, it seems fo right for a pornstar. Not that I would know what one sounds like ofcourse. Really I have no idea.
Rufus Burns
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Hmm, let's see, middle name would be:
Nicole 59th
Pet's name would be:
Mittsy 59th
Neither really works, so I'd have to say:
Buck Naked Oh wait, I'm a girl, so I'd have to change that to Bonny Naked. How's that?
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Using my middle name and street it would be Laurann Delano. If I use my pet's name it would be Patrick Delano. Patrick Delano won't work since I am not a man...LOL
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Pet / mothers maiden name: _____ firth. damn me not having a pet, but the make me sneeze, or they die in two weeks.
first pet / first street: splash carwood. yeah thats crap. technically i dont even live on a street, its an estate. our neighbours are about 300m away. god i'm difficult
middle name / first street: Elizabeth carwood
i got a more interesting one:
first pet / hospital born in: splash smiley.
saw tv by chance, watch sci fi by choice
peace out
Kizzie
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Quote:
Originally posted by Kizziecstars:
i got a more interesting one: pet / hospital born in: splash smiley.
that makes me tinsel simpson
getting better...
although if it's pet/street i'm tinsel church, but i used to be lulu church
b
ps. where's smiley hospital???
"i'm getting a powerful energy emission..."
'cause we are who we are, even if we forget, an' there ain't nothin' can change that.
my other coat is brown.
the most concrete evidence that there is intelligent life in the 'verse is that it hasn't tried to contact us.
-great, so you just eat my ice cream and take off?
-i knew you'd understand.
i don't get it, and i'm not sure i want to.
don't you really hate long messages on stuff?
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John Cedarwood or Lucky Cedarwood
But when I was in the biz I went by John Hoffman...but everybody called me Jack
"And once you're gone, you can never come back
When you're out of the blue and into the black"
-Neil Young
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does it inspire confidance---Broadway Dean
jhance11
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tinsel Simpson wow I just got my calm back
jhance11
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Quote:
Originally posted by jhance11:
tinsel Simpson wow I just got my calm back
glad to be of service, so to speak
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"i'm getting a powerful energy emission..."
'cause we are who we are, even if we forget, an' there ain't nothin' can change that.
my other coat is brown.
the most concrete evidence that there is intelligent life in the 'verse is that it hasn't tried to contact us.
-great, so you just eat my ice cream and take off?
-i knew you'd understand.
i don't get it, and i'm not sure i want to.
don't you really hate long messages on stuff?
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surely you concede I deserve A polar fantasy
jhance11
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Quote:
Originally posted by jhance11:
surely you concede I deserve A polar fantasy
oh, go on then, since you asked so nicely...
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"i'm getting a powerful energy emission..."
'cause we are who we are, even if we forget, an' there ain't nothin' can change that.
my other coat is brown.
the most concrete evidence that there is intelligent life in the 'verse is that it hasn't tried to contact us.
-great, so you just eat my ice cream and take off?
-i knew you'd understand.
i don't get it, and i'm not sure i want to.
don't you really hate long messages on stuff?
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First pet's name and first street:
Bobby Hamilton. (It sounds more like an old man's name than a porn star name.) 
- Cos.
"If I'm wrong, you best shoot me now. Or, we could talk more." - Mal, 'Serenity'.
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Uh ...Middle name ..Lee.. First street was Alan Shepard Drive That makes it Lee Alan Shepard Jeeze sounds more like a serial killer then a porn star Ok Howzabout "Lee Dawg"
mphillips
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now it sounds like a rapper..ugh
mphillips
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My mental roladex is all set.......time to find A cigarette
jhance
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I always love when this topic shows up!
My fave is Pet/Street: Fifi Melrose
I may use it as a pen name if I ever get anything published. The name alone should sell a few copies!
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street:
Laverne Aero.
Sounds like an airplane manufacturing corporation.
Pet:
Laverne Blizard(albino giunea pig).
Lame.
Steet I currenty live on:
Laverne Palomino.
Bingo!
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mine are lame.
middle name:
Joy Avenue C
pet name:
Lady Avenue C
LAME! 
can i just make one up?
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if i ever kill you, you'll be awake, you'll be facing me, and you'll be armed.
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Lessee, mine would be Peaches Place
Sounds like a restaurant!
I like my husband's: "Puffy Midland"
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Seeing as I don't KNOW my mother's middle name (or her first, or last, or my father's name, or any of that cool stuff)
my first pet(s) and street I lived on:
Prince North 36th Street (husky mix)
Torq Felcron North 36th (suicidal gerbil)(named after d&d character, yes I am a geek)
Hmmm. Let's try this again.
How about another pet and street?
Gypsy Bellflower
That being the first pet and street when I was out on my own. :)
"Do not go gentle into that good night....
Rage, rage against the dying of the light. . ."
--Dylan Thomas
"...you will go to...Special Hell, reserved for child molesters, people who talk in theaters, and Fox executives." rephrasing Shepherd Book to reflect my reality
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Quote:
ps. where's smiley hospital???
its in the happy land of good reality tv and george bush's brain. i.e. the land of things that dont exist. they knocked it down like a year after i was born there.
sad that things have to end. *shoots fox executive* very sad.
peace out
Kizzie
XxX
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Stanley 10th St.
Couldn't be more lame. I wouldn't be the porn star, just the coworker that walks in on the two empoyees and provides the useless attempt at comedy.
Remember, that but for one trifling exception, the entire universe is made up of others.- Oliver Wendall Holmes
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Middle/First Street : Lynn Miner
First Pet/First Street : Barkley Miner
First Pet/Mothers Maden Name: Barkley Trazzare.
Current Pet/Current Street: Wolverene Bruce
Middle/Current Street : Lynn Bruce
...um...right.
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Pet/Street = Patch Wiggins
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Middle Name/1st Street: Thompson Belknapp
Middle Name/Current Street: Thompson Fondiller
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Oh, this is good. Mine would be 'Anthony Redwood'. That has got a distinctive ring to it. Maybe I've missed my calling...
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Ever been with a warrior woman?
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Or maybe you just found your calling...ahh?
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pet and street name
Lita Pickering - I don't know if it's my mind in the gutter, but that sounds a bit off.
If there isn't any chocolate in heaven, then I ain't going
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Not to toot my own horn (though that does sound like fun...) but I'm pretty impressed with my porn name: Bouncer Duncan. Need I say more?
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I have many i could use.
Avery is my middle name.
All the names following are pets.
I DID get all those pets at the same time, so they are my first.
How's yummy youngblood for a porn star name?
mothers maiden name:
avery youngblood
sterm youngblood
sissy youngblood
crunch youngblood
yummy youngblood
meque youngblood
moe youngblood
Street:
avery placer
sterm placer
sissy placer
crunch placer
yummy placer
meque placer
moe placer
I HAVE THAT BLANKET!!! the one, on their couch, i have it. it's on MY couch. if, if you look at the couch next to the infermary place... *twitch*(I'm pathetic.)
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Mine's a little embarrassing.Oh well,here goes:
pet/street
Fluffy Hartmann
"get busy livin' or get busy dyin' "
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I would be Patrick Oakridge
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Middle Name:
Sesco Mashula
Pet Name:
Snoopy Mashula
...I guess I won't be giving up my day job
...which is probably a good thing for everyone
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A'liah Baker
At last.
We can retire and give up
this life of crime.
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Had several pets over the years so thought I'd list some of the funnier ones.
Pet names/ Street
Boomer West
Silky West
Little Bit West (my fav)
Smokey West
Onry West
Middle/Pet
Martin West sounds more like a film star name
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I've moved a lot, so I'll use the street name I spent high school on. And for pets, I'll use one of my dad's dogs because I never had pets growing up.
Middle name: Sue Hazelwood
Pet: Xena Hazelwood
My current street:
Sue Pinckney OR Xena Pinckney
Parent's current street:
Sue Cherrywood OR Xena Cherrywood
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Scott Avalon
or
Fudgey Avalon
"Let's be bad guys"
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