Life Onboard Serenity: The Three Hills Job by SameErtia

Fly,
This post

Quote:
Originally posted by DRPAIN:
Patience? Didn't she shoot Mal?

*Guy and Fly agreed to go to go on the heist with Mal and Zoe. Mal looked at Pain and said*

Are you or Jayne comin' along on the heist?

*Jayne replied*

We thought we'd stay onboard an' teach Ertia here how ta shoot.

led me to believe we'd already landed.
But if JR and Sybil are in trouble, then we'd better still be in the black!

I posted all of the links I could find doing a Google Search for Life Onboard Serenity.
I think we already have enough threads on the board about us, don't we? We don't want to clutter up the board with our threads. I keep a tally archived here on my computer.
If you find more threads that I don't have linked, please let me know and I'll add them.

Wash was just on his way off the bridge to grab a snack when a whisper came over the come, "Serenity? Mal? Are you there?"

"This is Serenity. Who's calling?" Wash listened to JR's words in growing horror before hitting the com. "MAL! ZOE! BRIDGE! We gotta an SOS coming in!"

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Friday, July 14, 2006 5:44 AM

wash" about, 2 hours."

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the following people kick pigu! terry pratchett, nathan fillion, jewel staite, antonio banderas, liam neeson and finally joss whendon himself!

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Friday, July 14, 2006 6:29 AM

The bazzar on Three Hills was busy as always. the smells of Spices, tobcco, fresh veg and the substance none as cattle s*** fiiled the air. many people sat around outside bars chatting and drionking as the temperature became muggy and unbearable.

In the middle of it all a huge canvas bag, stuffed full to bursting, swayed and jangled as its carrier, who was nealry as big as the bag, walked along. In the verse these are know as "Trinket" sellers as, well, thats what they sell as they travelled to planet to planet. Artifacts and objects from days gone by (also known as useless pieaces of cr*p).

Dust covered everything the carruer was wearing, his bag, his coat, shoes and trousers. His face was red from all the walking and his steps were burdened and heavy.

"Hey, market seller." he shouted. nodding to a man who was selling raw meat. "You know any ships WITHOUT a gorram Gurtsler engine!?!"

The trader stopped and thought for a moment. "well there is this Firefly clas-" the trader was cut short as a huge metal bird like shape zoomed over head, its engines going full pelt, and disappeared into the Black.

after a while the trader said: "sorry, can't help you there..." and with that he went back to his work...

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Friday, July 14, 2006 6:41 AM

I wrote that with the idea that Pain and Jayne were telling Mal what they were going to do once they landed on Three Hills. Sorry if it implied something different.

*Pain woke up to the sight of Ertia sound asleep next to him. He smiled and went to kiss her when he heard Wash's voice over the com. Pain said to himself*

Zao gao! Babe wake up!

*Ertia stirred and said with a smile*

Morning babe that was fun last night.

*Pain replied*

Yeah it was but I just heard Wash over the com something about an SOS.

*Ertia opened her eyes, got up and said*

An SOS! From who Pain?

*Pain got out of his bed, shrugged and said*

Don't know baby but he sounded worried.

*Ertia let out a sigh and said*

Ai ya! I'll go find out bao bei.

*She kissed Pain, quickly threw on some clothes, and made her way out of his bunk. Pain got dressed and followed her. He made his way to the bridge just as Ertia said to Wash*

So who's the SOS from?

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Friday, July 14, 2006 6:55 AM

don't worry, Choo! We'll be back soon! I promise!

Mal turned as Ertia and Pain came in.

Wash's knuckles were tight and his brow knit as he brought Serenity about, "Kaylee! Give me hard burn on my mark!"

"Seems our JR and the fine Miss Sybil have got themselves in some trouble." Mal answered, "We're close. Shouldn't take long to get 'em. Tell Jayne and Fly to get suited up and grab spare tanks. Their air is runnin' out, and their gonna be cold."

Mal shuddered, just slightly, and they all knew he was thinking about being cold, with no air, and alone in the Black.

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Friday, July 14, 2006 7:11 AM

*Pain nodded and replied*

Yes sir Captain.

*Pain hit the button for the shipwide com and said*

This message is for Jayne and Fly. The Captain wants you two to get suited up and grab some spare tanks. You two will be doin' a little recue mission for JR and Sybil.

*Pain repeated the message twice before clicking off the com and walking off the bridge. Ertia followed him, saying to him as he made his way to the cargo bay*

Where are you going bao bei?

*Pain stopped, turned and placed his hands on her shoulders. He replied*

I'm goin' to help with the rescue.

*Pain entered the cargo bay with Ertia at his side. She said to him as they walked into the cargo bay*

Please be careful.

*Pain looked at Ertia and said as Fly and Jayne entered the cargo bay*

I will bao bei.

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Friday, July 14, 2006 7:33 AM

"Guess I'll stay on the ship. Look after...yeah. Stay. OK."

13 sits alone in the galley, rapping his fingers against the table, when River comes in and sits across from him. The two stare blankly at eachother, until River speaks.

"267."

Immidiately followed by 13: "801."

River: "2403."

"7209."

"21627."

"64881."

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'Shiny moments aren't a destination any of us get to, and stay put forever. They're unknowable, brief flashes in time. That's what makes them shiny.' -GorramReevers

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Friday, July 14, 2006 7:38 AM

JRC

"Repeat, Serenity, can you hear me? Mayday, mayday, losing power, no life support.....Cap'n, Wash, is anyone out there?"

J.R. had run out of ideas. They were like another asteroid drifting thru space, heading away from any inhabited planet. Sybil and the others had not moved yet, but J.R. knew that Laci was dead or almost dead. Mac was also in bad shape.

"Wait," he thought. "This ship still has a pulse beacon, stealthy or not. Maybe..." He looks for a small metal box inside the communications panel. "Here it is," he says, disconnecting the box's electrical wiring. "Now for the power cell." He disconnects that too. He says, "Now we're really dark, no communications either."

Splicing the wires together for each box, the beacon activates, but with no external array, the signal will not penetrate the ships exterior skin. "Gotta get this outside somehow." He goes to the small galley and finds the trash extractor. As the beacon slides down the shaft, J.R. closes the interior hatch quickly. The beacon and power cell break thru the exterior hatch and start to drift also.

"Now to wait till.....when,..... if, we get rescued."

Everyone dies alone.

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Friday, July 14, 2006 7:41 AM

John stood at a distance and watched as the rescue occured 13 running around helping that's not the 13 he knew. It was taking all his energy to block himself out of 13's memory.

"Why are you trying so hard to make him not know you"

"That's a shindig in my past I don't want Kaylee knowing about."

"YOu followed in your mother's foosteps"

"Yeah and killed government officials"

"You believed in what you were doing"

"But I don't know if i do anymore, I figured out why I came here for an escape to go back to the person I was. I came to Serenity to find my Serenity"

"Good luck" John and river walked their opposite directions, John to find somwhere he could help and River to... do whatever River does. Neither of them saw Inara move from the shadows.

johnttf

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Friday, July 14, 2006 7:50 AM

*Wash had docked Serenity with the mystery ship. Wash said to Mal as the airlock pressurization process begun*

We were lucky to find that signal from that pulse beacon sir.

*Mal replied*

Let's just hope we're not too late.

*The buzzer above the airlock door sounded and three spacesuited people entered the mystery ship's airlock. Pain could hear Fly mutter a prayer over the suit's com and thought to himself*

Please be alive my friend.

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Friday, July 14, 2006 7:58 AM

Oookay, officially the weirdest double post I've ever made.

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Friday, July 14, 2006 7:58 AM

Three Hills

Choo smilied as another happy customer went away. He pocketed the money and leaned back against the chair. It was hot. far TOO hot. especially in this god forsaken bar. And it was far too hot to be wearing blue gloves!?!

Choo quickly packed up his stuff and bolted out the backdoor. Aliiance yes, Goverment type: NO WAY does he do business with those....

(no shady past for me. Just their checks keep on bouncing :D )
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Friday, July 14, 2006 7:58 AM

(OoC: I still haven't fully worked out a shady past connection of John and 13. Help, Johnny!)

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'Shiny moments aren't a destination any of us get to, and stay put forever. They're unknowable, brief flashes in time. That's what makes them shiny.' -GorramReevers

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Friday, July 14, 2006 8:04 AM

uh, John? 13's in the galley playing the Prime Number game with River...

Ertia cringes as Wash makes dock. Docking with a moving ship, one spinning away in space, was always tricky. Dangerous even.

She grabs the rail as Serenity shudders, then procedes to unfasten the metal frame stretchers and lay them out. As the airlock released and Pain, Fly, Jayne and Zoe stepped inside, she said a quick prayer that they wouldn't need the stretchers at all.

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Friday, July 14, 2006 8:44 AM

Onboard the Mystery Ship

*The four of them looked around the ship. Zoe read off some things to Wash over the com*

Power's on the fritz, life support's been offline for a few hours, haven't spotted anyone yet. You got that babe?

*Wash's voice came over her suit's com*

Yes I did sweet cheeks. I...

*Pain's voice came in over the com*

I've got one dead on the bridge. Looks like her chest was crushed. Appears to be three more on the floor. There's a possibility we might need the stretchers.

*Wash said over the com*

Ok we got that Pain we're sending some stretchers your way.

Onboard Serenity

*Wash switched to the shipwide com and said*

Attention to those in the cargo bay. We need three stretchers immediatley.

*Wash turned to Mal and said*

I hope that wasn't Sybil Pain found.

*Mal sighed and said*

Lets hope not.

Onboard the Mystery Ship

*Fly bent down next to JR and said*

JR? JR are you with us? JR?

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Friday, July 14, 2006 9:13 AM

GUYWHOWANTSAFIREFLYOFHISOWN

he posted the same time i did didn't see it just pretend that conversation happened after that. 13 I have a plan it involves the time when John was an assasin I'll post it as a spoiler for you to read soon

johnttf

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Friday, July 14, 2006 11:28 AM

the reason I ask is: the top one is the first one I read, but it seems like there was more before that

*gets a stretcher ready and makes for the ship*

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Friday, July 14, 2006 11:53 AM

Onboard the Mystery Ship

*Wash had managed to route some of Serenity's auxilary life support to the ship just as JR managed to wake up and somewhat groggily said to Fly*

Fly is..is that you?

*Fly smiled and said*

Yes J.R. it's me. Pain, Jayne, and Zoe are here as well. What happened J.R.?

*J.R. was about to tell her what happened when he went unconcious again. At the same time Ertia, Simon, and Guy came onboard carrying three stretchers. Ertia looked at J.R. and said to Fly*

Is he alright?

*Fly put a gloved hand on Ertia's shoulder and said*

I hope so.

*Simon stepped in and said as he checked J.R.*

Looks like he suffered some light trauma, possibly a mild concussion. Fly would you and Ertia put him on the stretcher and take him to the infirmary?

*Fly and Ertia nodded and proceeded to hoist J.R. onto the stretcher. The two of them managed to get him into the infirmary and set him down in the exam chair. Ertia said to Fly*

Are the others ok?

*Fly took in a breath and replied*

All I know is that one's dead. I don't know about the others.

*Pain and Jayne hoisted Sybil onto the stretcher Guy provided as Guy helped Zoe hoist Mac on the other. Simon said to them as the they proceeded to Serenity's infirmary*

This one is in serious condition. I have to treat him immediately once we're inside the infirmary.

*Pain spoke up*

What about Sybil here?

*Simon replied, not looking at Pain*

She's fairing a little better. Just a mild concussion and some symptoms of smoke inhalation.

*The five of them made it into Serenity's cargo bay and headed to the infirmary. They set Sybil and Mac on the counters and removed the stretchers. Pain made his way back to the airlock and closed the hatch. He walked over to the com, hit the button and said*

Ok Wash we have the survivors onboard. You're good to go.

*Wash's voice boomed over the P.A.*

Alright people. Depressurizing airlock seal and undocking with the mystery ship in 5..4..3..2..1.

*Wash tapped a few buttons and felt Serenity's airlock seal detach from the mystery ship. Wash fired the thrusters and piloted Serenity away from the dead ship. He pressed tthe com button and said in a solemn tone*

Ok fellow travelers we'll be landing on Three Hills in a half hour.

Meanwhile in a building somewhere on the Core

*The Feed had been a few hours old when Captain Murdoch saw it. He pleased that the two fugitives had been captured and killed, but a part of him was sad that he never got a chance to defile the woman named Ertia. The sounds of footsteps walking into his hospital room mad him look up. The man in the trench coat said*

Good afternoon Mr. Murdoch I see that you've read the news.

*Murdoch scowled and said*

That's Captain Murdoch to you.

*Trench Coat replied unsmiling*

Not as of yesterday you're not. It appears the Alliance High Council has honorably discharged you because of your unfortunate injuries. Don't fret though, in the light of you're pathetic attempt to hold two fugitives...

*Murdoch cut the man off and spat out*

PATHETIC ATTEMPT!! I WOULD'VE HAD THOSE TWO BEGGING FOR MERCY IF THOSE MERCENARIES HADN'T INTERVENED!

*Unfazed by Murdoch's outburst Trench Coat replied*

Yes I know I watched the surveilence feeds. I must say your troops were a disappointment. Especially against Pain and his interesting arsenal of weapons.

*Surprise took over Murdoch's face as he said*

You..you know the man who shot out my knees?

*Trench smiled and said*

I know everything about him. I was a little disappointed about the girl dying though. Oh well that's not the issue at hand now. What is at hand is that we both have a common enemy that we'd like to see dead. I'm here to offer you a job, one that will pay you five times more than what the Alliance paid you, during your time of service.

*Murdoch furrowed his brow and said*

Who the hell are you?

*Trench said*

Just the person who you'll be working for from now on.

*Trench Coat walked out of the hospital room, letting the doors slide shut behind him. He smiled to himself and thought as he walked over the Blue Sun logo on the floor*

We'll see each other some day Pain. Your luck will run out sooner or later, and when it does me and Mr. Murdoch will see to it that you pay dearly.

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Friday, July 14, 2006 12:12 PM

(Is that who I think it is, Pain?)

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Friday, July 14, 2006 12:18 PM

Yes the mystery man from Londinium.

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Friday, July 14, 2006 12:23 PM

(Do you know who he is?)

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Friday, July 14, 2006 12:33 PM

I think so. Now go post something useful.

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Friday, July 14, 2006 1:38 PM

;)
Not Plottwist, I don't think. Unless the Plot just took a total left turn.

Guys, I gotta go to San Fran right after work tonight. I'll try to check in either later tonight or tomorrow a.m.
*hugs*
E.

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Friday, July 14, 2006 1:42 PM

I believe it is Plottwist. I just used the name Trench Coat cause I couldn't think of anything. Oh and bring back some Rice-a-Roni.

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Friday, July 14, 2006 2:06 PM

The ship made a slight jerk as it decended into atmo. Wash's voice blared over the com "Okay travelers were arriving."

Jhon walked into the infirmary andlooked at the wounded it hurt their pain and he nearly colapsed against the wall.

"Whoa you okay" Zoe said walking toward him.

"I'll be fine," John said steadying himself. Another stupid move John. Let walk our empathetic selves into a room of wounded folks. "I just came to bring the captain the codes and laser information he'll need for the heist. John turned and walked out of the infirmary and walked onto the bridge. Alot of memories awated him on Three Hills good and bad.

"So this is your home" Wash said from his chair.

Unfortunately not anymore"

johnttf

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Friday, July 14, 2006 2:37 PM

(Make sure you look for my heart, Ertia. Sorry, couldn't resist!)

"You know, I think I've changed my mind. I'll be in town. Anyone wanna come with?"

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'It's Braedan. With an A.'

'Shiny moments aren't a destination any of us get to, and stay put forever. They're unknowable, brief flashes in time. That's what makes them shiny.' -GorramReevers

'Some people even call me mad. And why? Because I dared to dream of my own race of atomic monsters? Atomic supermen with octagonal shaped bodies that suck blood out of you..' -Professor Hubert E. Farnsworth

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Friday, July 14, 2006 2:56 PM

*Ertia watched as Simon went to work on J.R., Sybil, and the third man. She was completely distracted by the fact that J.R. was injured that she forgot she was helping Pain out of his spacesuit. She snapped out of it when Pain said*

Uh babe that's my head you're tryin' to unscrew.

*Ertia turns to Pain and says*

Oh sorry sweety I forgot your helmet was already off.

*Pain chuckled and said as Ertia unlatched and unzipped his suit*

It's quite alright bao bei.

*Pain steps out of the suit, turns to Ertia and says as he places his arms on her shoulders*

They'll be fine. Simon's the best doc in the verse, you'll see.

*Ertia hugged Pain, looked into his eyes and replied*

I hope so Pain. I really hope so. Now weren't you and Jayne going to teach me how to shoot?

*Pain smiled and responded*

That we are, I'll go get my bag.

*Ertia watched as Pain headed for his bunk. She sighed and walked over to the infirmary. She leaned on the door frame and said to Simon*

So how're they doing doc?

*Simon replied while checking J.R.'s eyes*

Well J.R. and Sybil will be concious in a few hours. The other one probably longer.

*Ertia stood straight, brushed her shirt and said*

Well keep me informed of their conditions will you.

*Simon replied as he went to check on Mac*

I'll do that Ertia.

*Ertia smiled and headed to the galley, as she suddenly had the urge to have a snack.*

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Friday, July 14, 2006 8:50 PM

The slow whining of strained engines quietly filled the streets as the Firefly class landed again.

AT the back of another bar Choo raised his head a little and sat forward after dozing off for a while in the heat. "Well, that'll be my ride"

Picking up his coat, hat and bag of odds and ends (its about the size of me so its BIG!), he paid the barman (keep the rest as a tip he told the dumbstruck man) and walked out the door into the still bustling market of Three Hills....

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Saturday, July 15, 2006 3:30 AM

John made his way down to the cargo bay an looked at the sun of his one time home planet. It hadn't changed still the smells of fertilizer and fresh food mixed with those of engine oil and sweat. Liseria's wedding was tommorow so he'd be stuck here for a day. "John"

John jumped startled by Kaylee's voice she and Wolf were arm in arm. "We're going to see Pa and Liseria you want to come."

"Sure" he did owe this man something he had taken him in fed him clothed him. He had treated him like he treated his son. He had become his Pa. John looked over his home planet as he walked toward his old home. Same ol Three Hills same ol Kaylee why couldn't it be the same ol me.

johnttf

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Saturday, July 15, 2006 7:59 AM

Walking aimlessly through the town, 13 decides to window-shop at the local marketplace.

After seeing nothing of real interest, the bot turns to leave, colliding with a bag-carrying man.

"Watch it," 13 growls, eyes flaring.

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'It's Braedan. With an A.'

'Shiny moments aren't a destination any of us get to, and stay put forever. They're unknowable, brief flashes in time. That's what makes them shiny.' -GorramReevers

'Some people even call me mad. And why? Because I dared to dream of my own race of atomic monsters? Atomic supermen with octagonal shaped bodies that suck blood out of you..' -Professor Hubert E. Farnsworth

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Saturday, July 15, 2006 8:17 AM

*Pain and Jayne began to haul out some empty crates and set the up 50 feet from Serenity's starboard side. They stacked the crates to where there was two crates side by side and two crates tall. Pain said to Jayne*

You go get some empty cans or somethin' to shoot at. I'll go get Ertia.

*Jayne replied as they entered the cargo bay*

Don't matter to me none.

*Pain hit the com and said*

Will the lovely Ertia please meet me in the cargo bay, your shootin' lessons are about to begin.

*Pain clicked off the com, picked up his range bag and the various rifles and shotgun, and waited for Ertia to enter the cargo bay. Jayne walked past Pain with a box of empty cans and started to set them up on the crates outside.*

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Saturday, July 15, 2006 9:21 AM

*Ertia had heard Pain's announcement and quickly finished her snack. She was a little nervous about shooting a gun, but was more than happy that it'd mean she'd be spending time with Pain. She entered the cargo bay, skipping her way over to Pain. She got up on her tippy toes and kissed him on the cheek. Pain smiled, ran his free hand through her hair, and said*

Well you're definately in a chipper mood.

*Ertia smiled and said*

I'm always in a chipper mood whenever I get to spend time with you.

*Jayne walked in and said*

Got the targets set up. Goin' to get my guns.

*Pain replied*

We'll be outside waitin'.

*Pain ushered Ertia out of the cargo bay and over to where him and Jayne set up their makeshift shooting gallery. Pain set his bag down on an upturned box and said to Ertia*

While we wait for Jayne, why don't I give you the basics in handlin' a gun?

*Ertia replied a little nervous*

Um ok.

*Pain smiled, took out his pistol, and said to Ertia as he pointed it at a 45 degree angle*

Now Rule #1: Reconizing the parts of a gun. This right here is the safety. Up means it's on and down means it's ready to fire. This button here is the magazine release.

*Pain described to Ertia the parts of the gun and their function. Ertia nodded as Pain continued*

Rule #2: Don't point a gun at anyone or anythin' you don't intend to shoot. Dong ma?

*Ertia smiled and nodded as Pain continued*

Rule #3: Make sure you hold the gun steady and let out nice, even breaths. Also you want to squeeze the trigger not pull it like so.

*Pain showed Ertia how to hold and aim the gun, both two handed and single handed, and shot at a can once squeezing and once pulling the trigger. Pain lowered the gun and said to Ertia*

See how the gun jerked when I pulled the trigger. Try not to do that.

*Ertia nodded as Pain gave her the pistol and said to her, just as Jayne walked out of the cargo bay*

Ok now you try. Remember if you miss just try it again ok?

*Ertia nodded and took the large pistol. She mentally went through all the stuff Pain told her and aimed the gun. It shook a litte and Ertia repeated to herself what Pain said. She aimed the pistol and squeezed the trigger. The bullet left the gun and hit the crate completely missing the empty coffee can. Jayne chuckled as Pain said to Ertia*

It's ok try again. Aim just a little higher this time. Dong ma?

*Ertia nodded, aimed the gun again and fired. She squealed as she heard the sound of the bullet hit the coffee can, sending it flying off the crate. She lowered the gun, taking her finger off the trigger, and said while jumping up and down*

I DID IT! I DID IT! I ACTUALLY HIT SOMETHING INTENTIONALLY!!

*Jayne laughed as Ertia hugged Pain. Pain smiled and said*

Good job bao bei. Wanna go again?

*Ertia smiled, nodded and said*

Yes please.

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Saturday, July 15, 2006 9:30 AM

No wonder Wolf and Kaylee left this place, 13 thought as he wandered. Nothing but dust and worthless goods.

Might as well see how the local stout is.

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'Shiny moments aren't a destination any of us get to, and stay put forever. They're unknowable, brief flashes in time. That's what makes them shiny.' -GorramReevers

'Some people even call me mad. And why? Because I dared to dream of my own race of atomic monsters? Atomic supermen with octagonal shaped bodies that suck blood out of you..' -Professor Hubert E. Farnsworth

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Saturday, July 15, 2006 10:15 AM

Looking up at the metal shape and edges know as a Firefly class transport, Choo smilied. Finally being able to get off this dirtball they called a moon.

Walking up to the what could only be the entrance ramp Choo knocked on the nearest bulkhead.

"Hello?" Choo called. "I'm here about the passenger-" Choo was cut off as something dangerous and lead like hit him, just as everthing went slighlty...blurry....and..... black like...

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Saturday, July 15, 2006 11:05 AM

Right. Can't taste anything. For a second, I thought...

"Better head back to the ship. This fresh air's making my head spin," he says to nobody, cutting through the town, arriving at the docks.

The trader that he had bumped into at the bazaar was lying near a bulkhead, blood pumping from a bullet wound.

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'It's Braedan. With an A.'

'Shiny moments aren't a destination any of us get to, and stay put forever. They're unknowable, brief flashes in time. That's what makes them shiny.' -GorramReevers

'Some people even call me mad. And why? Because I dared to dream of my own race of atomic monsters? Atomic supermen with octagonal shaped bodies that suck blood out of you..' -Professor Hubert E. Farnsworth

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Saturday, July 15, 2006 11:23 AM

*wolf kaylee and john walked up to kaylees papas house.*

wolf" man, this is weired, i havent been here for 10 years."

kaylee" 4 for me."

john" 12."

*before they even touched the door handle, the door flew open and liseria jumped into kaylees arms.*

kaylee" hey there lil' sis."

liseria awnsered in her southern voice through a stream of happy tears.

liseria" kaylee, its so good to see you!"

kaylee" good to see ypou too lis'"

*liseria turned to wolf*

*SLAP*

wolf" OW! what the hell was that for?"

liseria" you! leaving kaylee all alone! she was here for 6 years before she got over you and got on that ship!"

*liseria turned to john*

*SLAP*

john" OW!"

liseria" you just dissapeard! where did you go! what happend to you! what the hell did you think you were doing!"

john" when i find out ill tell you"

*wolf a john, still holding their sore faces, got smothered by a double hug by liseria*

*a voice came from inside the house*

"now comon i thought I was marrying you."

*liseria pulled away from wolf and john anfd put one arm round this new man*

liseria" this here is bill, we're gettin married!"

kaylee" im so happy for you!"

*bill shook hands with john and wolf in turn, wolf gave john a look, this guy looked like the only thinking he could do was line up all five brain cells in a cerebral grunt.*

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Saturday, July 15, 2006 12:28 PM

'Well ithe the name of Buddha was I thinking when I said I'd come' John thought as he sat next to Bill the idiot who couldn't seem to take his hands off Liseria's butt. He went through hugs from Ma and question from Pa. Pa already knew why he left John could never lie to Pa. John finally tunned into the conversation when he heard his name brought up

"You want me to stand up front"

"You are my brother" Still thought of as a brother that made him feel better and he remained feeling better until he saw the ungliest suits he had ever seen. One of which he would be expected to wear

johnttf

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Saturday, July 15, 2006 12:32 PM

(OoC: Antonio Banderas? Where'd that come from? Whatever.)

Regretting his decision to come back to the ship, 13 managed to leave without Ertia, Pain or Jayne noticing him.

Should check out that wedding.

Concentrating his ears, 13 can make out the familiar sound of Kaylee's voice. Using the sound as a guide, he made his way to the Frye house.

"Um, hello," Liseria answers, staring at 13. "Exactly who are you?"

Realizing he hasn't cleaned up or treated his wounds since the Britannia, 13 trys to explain.

"It's alright, Lis. He's a friend," Wolf's voice calls from the inside of the house.

Still looking doubty, Liseria reluctantly allows 13 in.

"Xie xie," he mutters.

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'It's Braedan. With an A.'

'Shiny moments aren't a destination any of us get to, and stay put forever. They're unknowable, brief flashes in time. That's what makes them shiny.' -GorramReevers

'Some people even call me mad. And why? Because I dared to dream of my own race of atomic monsters? Atomic supermen with octagonal shaped bodies that suck blood out of you..' -Professor Hubert E. Farnsworth

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Saturday, July 15, 2006 1:23 PM

*Pain felt someone tap his shoulder and turned around. Jayne stood there, pointed to the man slumped beside the bulkhead and said*

I'm thinkin' we gots a problem.

*Pain said to Ertia*

Well I think that's enough shootin' for one day.

*Pain turned back to Jayne and said as Ertia let out a gasp*

Lets get him to the infirmary now before he bleeds out.

*Jayne grunted as the two mercs lifted up the man and carried him to the infirmary. Simon saw them come in and place the man on the counter. Simon sighed and said*

What happened?

*Jayne shook his head and replied*

Dunno I jus' found 'im slumped in the corner with a gunshot wound.

*Simon raised an eyebrow as Jayne said*

Well don't look at me I didn't do it this time.

*Simon replied*

Alright I'll work on him. Just stay out of the way.

*Jayne replied as Pain and Ertia stood outside*

Suit yerself doc.

*Jayne stepped out and said to Ertia as Simon went to work patching up the man*

Well looks like we're cuttin' yer lessons short.

*Ertia sighed and said*

It's ok perhaps we can continue some other time.

*Pain kissed Ertia on the head and replied*

Count on it babe.

*The three of them went outside, Pain and Jayne taking down the crates while Ertia took the guns in. Ertia thought to herself as she brought in the various weapons*

Well at least now I have some training. Sure liked to have trained some more though.

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Saturday, July 15, 2006 2:18 PM

*wolf watched as 13 came in, covered in scars and blood from britania.*

13" ooh, wats cookin'?"

pa" who might you be?"

wolf" its ok papa, he's with us."

kaylee" no he's not!"

*kaylee pushed 13 bodily out of the house."

13" hey, get of me!"

*kaylee pushed him out the door.*

*13 dusted himself off*

13" hrumph!"

*13 walked away defiantly.*

kaylee" sorry but he's a bit of a nuisance."

ma" WHO WANTS PIE!"

*ma handed out slices of pie and they all dug in.*

13, antonio banderas is one of my favourite actors. i've got nothin. but i do like pie!

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Saturday, July 15, 2006 2:22 PM

GUYWHOWANTSAFIREFLYOFHISOWN

bout tim for a new thread? if so, can i do it?

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Saturday, July 15, 2006 2:33 PM

give it six more posts I think, and where am I?

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Saturday, July 15, 2006 2:34 PM

EXPERIMENT62

i vote for new thread and for dogface doing it! oh, and i like pie too!

*they had landed and 62 crawled out of his hidey-hole. he cautiosly made his way out of the cargo bay and onto three-hills.*

62" hmm, never been here before!"

*he used his highly sencative nose and found 13*

13" there you are, wondering where you got to, *sigh* we're the same, you and me!"

*62 struggled to escape the arms of this clearly insane cyborg.*

13" both got no parents to speak of, both bionic, both only got numbers for a name for that matter!"

62" wat u talkin' bout freak-man! me no-no go be like u! me my own person!"

*62 poked him in the eye and ran towards the big house with the metal bits in the front, it smelled like people he knew, the greasy one and the wolf, also some he didn't know. well he would know them soon, he cralwed throgh an open window and started to look for fun.*

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Saturday, July 15, 2006 2:47 PM

*wolf exused himself and made his way up to the bathroom.*

62" teeheehee"

wolf" wat are you doing here"

62" fun!"

*he was playing with a bar of soap.*

*he tried to eat it*

wolf" no, bad monkey. this is important, ther is no way im gonna let you ruin this for me or for kaylee and espesially not for lisa.do you understand?"

62" yeah,yeah,yeah"

*wolf walked back downstairs, leaving 62 splyuttering with a bar of cheap soap in his mouth.*

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Saturday, July 15, 2006 2:54 PM

EXPERIMENT62

*wolf went down the stairs and 62 tried to spit out the bubbles that were now frothing out of his nose. he finally did it and looked for something else to do.*

62" wat dis place?"

*he walked into a room with colourful pictures and peices of machinary all over the floor.*

62" hmm"

*after finding out that he couldent eat, hurt or talk to anything in there he tried a different room. this one had barely anything in it, a few knives on the wall, a bluse sun tee-shirt. he realised that it was the room of the john-in-the-box. he messed it up.

62" teeheehee!"

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Saturday, July 15, 2006 2:55 PM

Guy you're on the heist with Mal, Zoe, and Fly.

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Saturday, July 15, 2006 2:59 PM