GENERAL DISCUSSIONS

The Tree-Clubhouse Gang are (almost) grounded

POSTED BY: COZEN
UPDATED: Monday, June 6, 2005 06:30
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Thursday, June 2, 2005 5:15 PM

THATWEIRDGIRL


*twg smiles at Static*

Hey you. I’ve missed ya.

*twg pulls Static to her, resting his head on her shoulder and running her fingers through his hair, gently rocking him to sleep*

Sweet dreams my beloved

*twg enjoys the feel of warm body pressed to hers..she looks to Cozen and waits for him to make his move*

www.thatweirdgirl.com
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Can we not revel in our cyber-love?

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Thursday, June 2, 2005 5:20 PM

CHRISTHECYNIC


Quote:

Originally posted by thatweirdgirl:
So sorry to offend Chris, but I din’t make the rules, I just live by them…that said, TRM found a way around them, so can you. I’ve been known to give up or share my hammock with men folk


Sorry, you seem nice, if spineless, but I’m not the kind of person who gives up his seat at the front of the bus simply because someone determined to be better based on physical characteristics alone asks for it.

I want hammocks to be served on a first-come first-served basis.

On the other hand I am liking this antagonist idea. I could make war on the oppressors and their allies, it sounds like fun. After all it was you guys who drew first blood, and I am still glowing from it.

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Thursday, June 2, 2005 5:44 PM

COZEN


Quote:

Originally posted by thatweirdgirl:
*twg smiles at Static*

..she looks to Cozen and waits for him to make his move*



Uh, i dunno. Lookin' kinda cozy in yer hammock there. Y'all enjoy yourselves best ya can, and the more peace n' love the better! Me, I'll happily await Mai's, uh... intentions.

G'night, all.

*Fetches handy videocam... even as he ponders the kidnapability of a spwhore....*


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The more things stay the same, the less they change.

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Thursday, June 2, 2005 5:45 PM

THEGREYJEDI


*without turning, begins to rain rocks from every direction upon the antagonizer as he walks out of the line of sight and out of the thread.*

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Thursday, June 2, 2005 5:50 PM

COZEN


Quote:

Originally posted by christhecynic:
...it was you guys who drew first blood, and I am still glowing from it.



Yeah, well, we're a bit accident prone here. Nuthin' personal, y'understand?



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Never underestimate the value of a plot device.

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Thursday, June 2, 2005 6:02 PM

CHRISTHECYNIC


Quote:

Originally posted by cozen:
Quote:

Originally posted by christhecynic:
...it was you guys who drew first blood, and I am still glowing from it.



Yeah, well, we're a bit accident prone here. Nuthin' personal, y'understand?


I understand, doesn't change the fact that I should probably kill you. Since you guys have resurrections on hold death isn’t a lasting thing, but it just might give you a sense of perspective.

*Kills TGJ*

Ask him if he’s seen the error of his ways when he comes back.

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Thursday, June 2, 2005 6:10 PM

STATIC


Quote:

Originally posted by christhecynic:

*Kills TGJ*




Actually. . .we've only had ONE resurrection. . .and since then, the rule was created that there would be NO DYING.

By default. . .members of our happy little band are barred from killing each other as well.

Or picking fights.

Or powergaming.

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Thursday, June 2, 2005 6:12 PM

CHRISTHECYNIC


Oh and by the way, what have you done with Innocence? I haven’t heard a peep or cheep from her since TGJ vanquished your enemies, but she wasn’t your enemy. She wasn’t even sure which way was up at the time.

You didn’t make her disappear just because she was trying to run on her head … did you?

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Thursday, June 2, 2005 6:14 PM

COZEN


Quote:

Originally posted by Static:
...our happy little band....



Amen, bro.

http://www3.sympatico.ca/ldnemeth/images/blackjacksilver.GIF

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Thursday, June 2, 2005 6:16 PM

STATIC


There's a very good chance that she, like others, got a bit weary of the thread constantly being one fight, battle, crisis, disaster or somesuch after another.

I suggest we spend some time relaxing in the hammocks. . .and quit fighting so much.


ESPECIALLY amongs ourselves.

*nuzzles back against TWG and dozes off again*

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Thursday, June 2, 2005 6:20 PM

CHRISTHECYNIC


Quote:

Originally posted by Static:
Actually. . .we've only had ONE resurrection. . .and since then, the rule was created that there would be NO DYING.

By default. . .members of our happy little band are barred from killing each other as well.

Or picking fights.

Or powergaming.


Interesting, not the impression that she gave, but I suppose I must follow the rules, no hammocks, no killing, except the bad guys, no choosing who the bad guys are, and exactly what is “powergaming”?

*Walks from the thread, slightly annoyed at the removal of conflict from the plot but happy to know that there is a place where Shakespeare is obviously outlawed by default*

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Thursday, June 2, 2005 6:25 PM

CHRISTHECYNIC


But Mal said we couldn't relax in the hammocks unless we intentionally broke the rules as suggested by twg.

But then if we do that why not break other rules? (Like the ones you gave that Mal already said I could break.)

I'm just confused.

Regardless, as requested this shall end.

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Thursday, June 2, 2005 6:37 PM

RAT


Quote:

Originally posted by christhecynic:
*Offers TGJ a soda*



*Rat takes the RootBeer from CTC.*

Quote:

Originally posted by christhecynic:
I want hammocks to be served on a first-come first-served basis.



As long as we're throwing back to the olden days, we may as well have a rival clubhouse(or maybe even a rival clubhouse thread)!

Ratboy - Acquisitions Officer - Uss SereniTREE.

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Thursday, June 2, 2005 6:39 PM

JAZAF


Quote:

Originally posted by thatweirdgirl:


The basic rules of the clubhouse are....



'Mind If I crash in one of the Bean bags before I get up and assist in any way possible? I think my head might explode from the all the stuff that just went down.' that being said Jazaf promptly sits on a bean bag. Holding his head in his hands he looks around the room.



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Do you know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with till you
understand who's in rutting command here.

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Thursday, June 2, 2005 6:40 PM

STATIC


Quote:

Originally posted by christhecynic:
. . . and exactly what is “powergaming”?




Powergaming is when folks remove options from other people who want to RP in the thread. For instance, coming into a room, drawing a sword and killing all the bad guys before anyone else can write anything themselves. . .or the way TGJ 'vanquished' all of our enemies at one time. . .or the way Rat destroyed an entire planet because he was bored watching a beach volleyball game.

And the reason we discourage combat between Player-Characters is because this is not a real roleplay system. . .it's more of a 'chain story' than anything else. . .and there's too much risk of folks getting upset at one another...and "Well, they'll get over it." is not a good enough response.

Those who are CAPABLE of being mature are EXPECTED to be.

That's all.

And, for the record, there were no jabs against you, veiled or unveiled.

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Thursday, June 2, 2005 6:41 PM

CALLMEATH


Quote:

Originally posted by lissa:

gently rock me, boys!

~lissa, spwhore



*Since drum solos get boring after a while, Ath slips out from behind the set and begins to rock lissa's hammock instead*

"Rock me gently/
rock me slowly/
take it easy/
don't you know/
that I have never been/
loved like this before."

Oh yeah, I can sing, too.

(Anyone know who sings that song?)

"Invader's blood marches through my veins like giant radioactive rubber pants. The pants command me! Do not ignore my veins!"

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Thursday, June 2, 2005 6:44 PM

THEREALME


* TheRealMe comes running out of his workshop on the Sereni-Tree, with Sparky at one side and the Ebo Golem at the other. All are loaded down with bags full of high-tech squirt guns containing Pepsimilk. The trio reach the auxiliary hatch and look outside just in time for something that looks suspiciously like Mal-Mageddon! TheRealMe hides his face, but then looks up, unable to avert his eyes from TheGreyJedi’s epic battle with the Dark Aegis, which results in the destruction of all of the Evil Invaders present. *

DAMN, Grey, but that was an ENTRANCE!

I am SO glad you are back!

* TheRealMe makes his way down the ladder to the ground and runs over to TheGreyJedi. *

Say, uh, are you all right? That was MAGNIFICENT!

* TheRealMe gives TheGreyJedi a comradely slap on the back, but draws back his hand, burned by the radiant energy emitted by his friend. *

Uh, Grey?

* ChrisTheCynic comes near, seeming quite angry. TheGreyJedi waves his hand. *

TheGreyJedi: You killed me.

* ChrisTheCynic wanders off, seeming satisfied. Hmmmm… TheRealMe thinks Chris' anger is uncalled for. But perhaps he will return when his temper calms. *

Hey, Grey…

* TheRealMe searches his immediate possessions. He shrugs, then draws a squirt gun and pops out its magazine. *

Uh, you want some Pepsimilk?




EDITED to correct Chris' name.


The Real Me, First Officer of the Sereni-Tree

(The Real Me cannot currently receive messages from this site; he is not ignoring you. But he CAN receive e-mail at realme@pcibroadband.net.)

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Thursday, June 2, 2005 6:48 PM

CHRISTHECYNIC


To Static

So basically what you're telling me is that no one pays attention to the rules so when you tell me not to do what Mal says is ok, or when Mal tells me not to do what you suggest, I should ignore the contradiction and try to take the higher ground by doing ... what?

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Thursday, June 2, 2005 6:54 PM

STATIC


Oh, fine.

I'm not clear on what someone else told you but if you guys want to turn every little gathering of this crowd into some orgy of combat and destruction, that's just fine.

Me and my beloved are in our hammock enjoying the show. You folks just fight it out or whatever it is you do.

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Thursday, June 2, 2005 6:54 PM

NEEDLESEYE


Quote:

Originally posted by Emma:
*Meanwhile on Emma's spherical ship with no name Jet, Needelseye and Emma are having a panic*...
Do you want to add anything? I'm just going to sit in this corner and wibble for a bit



*Needleseye snickers* No wibbling neccessary,Emma, give Jet a moment. *points over to Jet who's backside and boots are all thats visible.*

Jet~ just.. need.. to disconnect your transmitter.
*the alarm that's been sounding dies away. Jet backs out from behind a console and holds up a bundle of wires and a small device still blinking*
See, no worries!
*throws on floor and crushes with boot*

Needleseye~ I heard a rukus outside there, what do you suppose that was?

*The three walk out as they witnessed a smoking figure, a strange raining of rocks, and an attempted murder.*
Needleseye~ ah-huh.
thinks~that person looks familiar, though perhaps a bit charred around the edges.
*Looks in the other direction the clubhouse*
Ooh! bean bags!





Never judge a carnivorous aquatic shape-shifting faerie creature by it's diaphanous gown.

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Thursday, June 2, 2005 6:56 PM

LISSA


Quote:

Originally posted by CallMeAth:


*Since drum solos get boring after a while, Ath slips out from behind the set and begins to rock lissa's hammock instead*

"Rock me gently/
rock me slowly/
take it easy/
don't you know/
that I have never been/
loved like this before."

Oh yeah, I can sing, too.




yay for singing boys:)

ok, climb in and share the hammock

~lissa, spwhore

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Thursday, June 2, 2005 7:00 PM

CALLMEATH


TRM, it's ChrisTheCynic, not Chrisisall. Unless they're one in the same.


"Invader's blood marches through my veins like giant radioactive rubber pants. The pants command me! Do not ignore my veins!"

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Thursday, June 2, 2005 7:00 PM

THEREALME


* From his place next to Grey, TheRealMe looks over toward the Clubhouse, and sighs. *

So, I guess the ladies are back to their old tricks, huh? Probably I should never have brought them back here. Do you have any idea how long and hard I labored to earn the right to become their equal?

Oh, well. The Sereni-Tree needs repairing. Would you care to join me, Grey?

* TheRealMe heads back to the Sereni-Tree, to start work on the damaged engines. *



EDITED: Ooops, sorry about the name. I'll fix it.


The Real Me, First Officer of the Sereni-Tree

(The Real Me cannot currently receive messages from this site; he is not ignoring you. But he CAN receive e-mail at realme@pcibroadband.net.)

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Thursday, June 2, 2005 7:00 PM

CHRISTHECYNIC


Chrisisall is not here, to my knowledge, and if you refer to me who said I was angry? I killed him calmly I’ll have you know. As expected it didn’t last long, but he did kill all but three of the adversaries

*Kills an EI*

And I saw the need for a new one.

Apparently that isn’t the way it works so it has been suggested that I create a new clubhouse with gender equality.

Take a rat from a sinking ship role rather than a reformer's. Truth be told I've never been much of one for leading, in spite of my hairstyle, so we'll see what comes of what there is.

-

[Added:
That's odd, I submitted this a full ten minutes before it’s clocked in. A lot of posts in the middle time.]

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Thursday, June 2, 2005 7:08 PM

CALLMEATH


Quote:

Originally posted by lissa:

yay for singing boys:)

ok, climb in and share the hammock

~lissa, spwhore



Gladly.

*Climbs into hammock.*

See, that wasn't hard. Just gotta know how to treat the ladies.

"Invader's blood marches through my veins like giant radioactive rubber pants. The pants command me! Do not ignore my veins!"

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Thursday, June 2, 2005 7:10 PM

THEGREYJEDI


No! *coughing fit, phlegm.*

Er, no thank you, TRM. *cough* Voice still...weak. *coughs some more* Pain. Lashed out. Sorry. *more coughing* Need alone.

*Wanders towards his familiar surroundingd in Engineering. Saying nothing to anyone he passes, a few nods, a very rar eye contact, plops into his Command Chair(tm) and promptly passes out.*

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http://tomeofgrey.blogspot.com
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Thursday, June 2, 2005 7:16 PM

LISSA


so ath, what else can you sing?

*loves singing men*

~lissa, spwhore

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Thursday, June 2, 2005 7:21 PM

CALLMEATH


Gotta agree with TRM.

Coolest. (re-)Entrance. Ever.

"Invader's blood marches through my veins like giant radioactive rubber pants. The pants command me! Do not ignore my veins!"

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Thursday, June 2, 2005 7:24 PM

NEEDLESEYE


*Needleseye, dying of curiosity to find out who the heck TheRealMe was talking to, runs over to catch up.
Hey, TRM! who was that impressive being who was smouldering and... coughing???
*points* Did you burn your hand?

Do you need some help, Jet's not terribly interested in clubhouseness. She wants something to keep her busy. Can we help? I could just, y'know, hand her a wrench or something, while I grow some bouquets or something?


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sorry at a loss here with too much beer ;p


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Thursday, June 2, 2005 7:28 PM

CALLMEATH


Quote:

Originally posted by lissa:
so ath, what else can you sing?

*loves singing men*

~lissa, spwhore



Well, there's my favorite love song: "Knights in White Satin".

For some reason "Leavin' on a Jetplane" (John Denver version) is in my head, but then, it's 1:30 in the morning so I plead tiredness.

Got any requests, I'll be glad to comply.





"Invader's blood marches through my veins like giant radioactive rubber pants. The pants command me! Do not ignore my veins!"

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Thursday, June 2, 2005 7:32 PM

LISSA


Quote:

Originally posted by CallMeAth:

Well, there's my favorite love song: "Knights in White Satin".




how does that one go? i'll try it:)

*sips trademark mimosa happily*

~lissa, spwhore

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Thursday, June 2, 2005 7:34 PM

THEREALME


* TheRealMe takes off his mask, to reveal the man behind TheRealMe. *


Chris, I was merely repairing the damage you caused in a way that is plausible within the reality of our created world.

Chris, there is something that you are plainly not getting. We are here to have fun. We are here to be creative. It is a very long, co-operative story that we are all writing. You could be part of it, but you do not own it.

Nobody, not even TheRealMe, always gets his or her way. Quite often, I think of some interesting (to me) way for the story to go, only to find that someone else has taken it in a very different direction. What do I do? I go with the flow. Often, I am able to adapt my “lost” ideas into a new story. Sometimes, it is a challenge to continue the story from where someone else has left it.

We do not always agree.

Static, for instance, seems to have a low tolerance for fighting and adventures, or ship-threatening emergencies, or complicated plot lines. He seems quite content to wrap his cyber-arms around ThatWeirdGirl and pretend to cuddle in an imaginary jacuzzi. It seems that he could do that indefinitely.

I, on the other hand, consider this to be mind-numbingly dull (sorry, Static, no offense intended). I want the things that he doesn’t, namely the things that I consider a plot, a story, which by its nature includes conflict of some kind. That is why I depend so much on Rat and Cozen for getting us into trouble.

Now, when things do not go my way, I do not blow up the entire Sereni-Tree in a temper tantrum. I do not murder everyone on the crew. I go with the flow. I recognize that some folks want to do something different from time to time, and I let them do that. I do not spoil THEIR fun.

Then the action starts up again. That means it’s MY turn to have fun again.

We co-exist.

If you don’t like how the ladies behave in the old Clubhouse, then have your character react to it. But it is not at all fair to completely shut down someone else’s enjoyment. You can’t kill another person’s character. That is not fair.

Protest. Ignore the ladies’ rules. Start your own clubhouse. Spike the punch with a laxative. Whatever. Have yet another wave of Evil Invaders attack.

But don’t try to ruin it for everyone. Like I said, we are here to have fun and be creative.

If you are here to get upset and be destructive, then you are in the wrong place.

It is hard to create. It is easy to destroy. We have been working very hard on this creation for over a year now. Please do not ruin it for us because it would be easy for you.

This is still something that you could be a part of. But that is your decision.

-- Ed


* TheRealMe puts his mask back on, and goes back to the engines. *



The Real Me, First Officer of the Sereni-Tree

(The Real Me cannot currently receive messages from this site; he is not ignoring you. But he CAN receive e-mail at realme@pcibroadband.net.)

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Thursday, June 2, 2005 7:43 PM

THEREALME


Quote:

Originally posted by needleseye:
*Needleseye, dying of curiosity to find out who the heck TheRealMe was talking to, runs over to catch up.
Hey, TRM! who was that impressive being who was smouldering and... coughing???
*points* Did you burn your hand?

Do you need some help, Jet's not terribly interested in clubhouseness. She wants something to keep her busy. Can we help? I could just, y'know, hand her a wrench or something, while I grow some bouquets or something?


------
sorry at a loss here with too much beer ;p




Needleseye, that was… that was…

* TheRealMe moves to wipe a tear from his eye, then flinches because he tried to use his burned hand. *

That was TheGreyJedi. He’s back.

* TheRealMe almost said, “He’s alive,” but wasn’t sure that was technically accurate. *

Well, we have a lot of work to do if we are to repair our engines before the next attack. Perhaps you, Jet, and I can start, then Grey can join in when he feels like it.




The Real Me, First Officer of the Sereni-Tree

(The Real Me cannot currently receive messages from this site; he is not ignoring you. But he CAN receive e-mail at realme@pcibroadband.net.)

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Thursday, June 2, 2005 7:48 PM

CALLMEATH


Quote:

Originally posted by lissa:
Quote:

Originally posted by CallMeAth:

Well, there's my favorite love song: "Knights in White Satin".




how does that one go? i'll try it:)

*sips trademark mimosa happily*

~lissa, spwhore



Shoot! Can't remember all the words (remember, it's late) but here's what I CAN remember:

"Knights in white satin/
something something something/
letters I've written/
never meaning to send/
as these something before me/
something, something else/
just what the truth is/
I don't care anymore/
Chorus:
Cause I love you/
Yes, I love you/
Lord, how I love you"

Really more of a song you have to hear. The part where he sings the chorus is awesome. Gives me chills.

Maybe I should try someting else.

"If you want my body/
and you think I'm sexy/
come on baby let me know." Just kidding.






"Invader's blood marches through my veins like giant radioactive rubber pants. The pants command me! Do not ignore my veins!"

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Thursday, June 2, 2005 7:50 PM

LISSA


Quote:

Originally posted by CallMeAth:

"If you want my body/
and you think I'm sexy/
come on baby let me know." Just kidding.




hehe i love that song! good boy

~lissa, spwhore

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Thursday, June 2, 2005 8:06 PM

NEEDLESEYE


Quote:

Originally posted by TheRealMe:
* TheRealMe moves to wipe a tear from his eye, then flinches because he tried to use his burned hand. *
That was TheGreyJedi. He’s back.



Needleseye and Jet are jumping up and down!
"Sqweeee!!!!!! Grey's back!!!!"
*they hug each other and then TheRealMe and then each other again, acting completely ridiculous. They then start shushing each other*
sshhh!
Shh!
*Jet straightens out her coveralls and stands up straight, trying not to grin too much. Needleseye smirking in an undercurrent of glee* Uh yeah TRM, sounds great lets go fix stuff, just don't ask for any technobabble. (since therealneedleseye has tipsied the smarts right out of herself)

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Thursday, June 2, 2005 8:19 PM

THEREALME


Quote:

Originally posted by needleseye:
Uh yeah TRM, sounds great lets go fix stuff, just don't ask for any technobabble. (since therealneedleseye has tipsied the smarts right out of herself)



* TheRealMe smiles, and hugs Needleseye with one arm and Jet with the other. *

All tipsied, huh? And you didn't save any for the REST of us?

Let's go, ladies.

Sparky! Ebo Golem! You too! Let's go!


The Real Me, First Officer of the Sereni-Tree

(The Real Me cannot currently receive messages from this site; he is not ignoring you. But he CAN receive e-mail at realme@pcibroadband.net.)

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Thursday, June 2, 2005 8:21 PM

CHRISTHECYNIC


IRT TRM
I guess I don't understand it here, if TGJ can have fun by destroying all of the plot people have been working on for 20,889 words and breaking one of Static’s four rules in a single post why can't I have fun by setting fire to a clubhouse, offering him a soda, and reintroducing plot elements from the TF"NaG/"C?

Was it the fact I said I don’t like Pepsi?

When you don’t understand the rules it’s hard to cooperate, regardless of other factors.

-

Anyway, I’m posting this here so that anyone who thinks they can make me understand the answer to my question can give it a go, but I wouldn’t recommend responding to it in thread. Just gums up the works.

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Thursday, June 2, 2005 8:21 PM

RAT


Quote:

Originally posted by Static:
...or the way Rat destroyed an entire planet because he was bored watching a beach volleyball game.



I still maintain that Cozen is to blame!

Quote:

Originally posted by The man behind TheRealMe:
Protest. Ignore the ladies’ rules. Start your own clubhouse. Spike the punch with a laxative. Whatever. Have yet another wave of Evil Invaders attack.

18:16

*Rat does all of these!*

Where are we going?

Ratboy - Acquisitions Officer - Uss SereniTREE.

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Thursday, June 2, 2005 8:24 PM

STATIC


Quote:

Originally posted by TheRealMe:


Static, for instance, seems to have a low tolerance for fighting and adventures, or ship-threatening emergencies, or complicated plot lines. He seems quite content to wrap his cyber-arms around ThatWeirdGirl and pretend to cuddle in an imaginary jacuzzi. It seems that he could do that indefinitely.




On the contrary. . .

I thoroughly enjoy all manner of fighting and adventures.

I certainly enjoy cyber-lovin' on TWG as well. . .but I like a BREAK from fight to fight once in a while, and the only thing that bugs me is that just as soon as a cool volleyball game or jacuzzi party or somesuch, then the carnage begins.

That's all.


Pretty much everything else you said was spot-on.

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Thursday, June 2, 2005 8:42 PM

THEREALME


Static,

I stand corrected.





ChrisTheCynic,

Yes, the Evil Invader plotline was abruptly ended by Grey, perhaps too abruptly. On the other hand, it was abruptly started by Emma. It can ALWAYS come back, since we have that orbital ship/station that I disabled (but did not destroy) with my orbital weather control lasers.

That is how the game is played.

Now, let the more mellow residents have a little time relaxing. Then, after that time, the Evil Invaders can have their next wave of attacks. Or send some super-champion. Or whatever.

By then, hopefully, Jet, Needleseye, Grey, and I can have the Sereni-Tree back in working order.

(Note that someone had the ship's engines damanged right before we were about to take off. That ruined the plot line I had in mind, but what came after was fun, too.)

Besides, if your character tried to set fire to the clubhouse, some other character would stop you or put it out. In fact, that did happen. You can't just have the whole thing burn down in an instant, killing everyone inside.

And if you REALLY don't like the Clubhouse, don't go there. You can come to help us in Engineering.


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Thursday, June 2, 2005 8:48 PM

NEEDLESEYE


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Originally posted by TheRealMe:
All tipsied, huh? And you didn't save any for the REST of us?


oops! Solly TRM, this is my Friday, occassionaly needleseye seeks amusement in this tipsified fashion. I'd just be staring at a pile of boxes I need to unpack right now if it weren't for this place.
.....back to the Tree-Club thing.........

*smack!*
Needleseye~ OUCH!
Jet~ Come to your senses, we've got work to do!
Needleseye~ are senses really necessary, I don't know where I left mine? I think I'd like a nap.
Jet~ Why dont you go back to your little wildlife preserve and grow yourself a blanket, OR hand me that spanner. I see something adjustable which I should like to.. uh, adjust.


*edit*-I meant to say this is my Saturday, seeing as it IS Friday now. but I'm impaired.

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Thursday, June 2, 2005 9:04 PM

THEREALME


* TheRealMe wonders if he should be worried that Needleseye doesn't know what day it is. *

Well, let's go. Say, Emma, are you interested in helping us cannibalize your ship in order to get Sereni-Tree running?

* Ooops! Did TheRealMe really say that out loud? *


Oh, and can anyone think of a good reason to keep all 64,000 of the Black Diamond Yeti, or should I create a portal for them on to that nice planet Mai found?




(Chris, I just thought of something else. After a plot is running for a while, it is acceptable to change it. But when something happens, go with the flow; don't immediately change it back. For example, after chasing the clever and elusive FemaleReaver for most of two threads, I really didn't mind when she was vanquished by Static and Grey. In fact, I had been trying to end her rampage for a while, but OTHER people had her escape! HOWEVER, if Static had shot her between the eyes on the post after I first had her escape, I would have been miffed.)



The Real Me, First Officer of the Sereni-Tree

(The Real Me cannot currently receive messages from this site; he is not ignoring you. But he CAN receive e-mail at realme@pcibroadband.net.)

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Thursday, June 2, 2005 9:18 PM

NEEDLESEYE


Quote:

Originally posted by TheRealMe:
Well, let's go. Say, Emma, are you interested in helping us cannibalize your ship in order to get Sereni-Tree running?



Cannibalize? did you say? hmm... that kinda makes me hungry... *winks at RealMe*
----

Don't judge a needleseye by what day she thinks it is.

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Thursday, June 2, 2005 9:23 PM

THEREALME


* TheRealMe choses to believe that Needleseye is joking. But he comforts himself with the idea that, if she ISN'T, there are still PLENTLY of Yeti around. Hmmm.... Maybe PsychicRiver can knit their fur into something. *

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Thursday, June 2, 2005 9:36 PM

BRIDE7


Quote:

Originally posted by "N":
*winks at RealMe*



Shoulder, bicep, elbow, arm
Forearm, thumb, wrist, knuckle, palm
Middle, pinky, index, ring
Dinner bell, dinner bell, ding.


Woof!

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Thursday, June 2, 2005 9:54 PM

EMMA


*Emma jumps up and down when she sees the heroic saving of all by the dismantling of the hysperspace comms system*

Woohoo, we are free!

Now, I am all alone on my little ship again I need to get back to work on that warp-drive thingy from the last thread.

*Hears TRM asking something about canibals*

Do what? There are cannibals on board? Is there ever any sanity around here?

*Emma uses her super brain - albeit a cowardly one - to turn her ship into a super-charged energy boosted super warp-drive device thing*

*She connects to TRMs personal comms link*

TRM the Sereni-Tree is now a warp-drive vessel, capable of immense speeds and covering immense distances in very short time! The universe is our oyster - except for the decidly dodgy Woogle sector, they have blocked my entry points because of a minor disagreement over a sausage I sold them - it wasn't my fault it killed their emperor!

*Emma goes to her kitchen and makes a 6-course meal - Emma likes food*

extremely dimensionally transcendental

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Thursday, June 2, 2005 11:21 PM

THEDUKE


The Duke stumbles into a place of utter strangeness. There seems to be talk of cannibals, chocolate jacuzzi's and arrows that turn people into specks of light. He likes it here, but he's ensure of the rules and what the hell's going on. His small pet space koala is starting to eat a hole out of some metal lying around, strong teeth has little Jacob.

He hopes someone will explain what the Serenitree is and why there apears to be a fondness for talking randomly and swapping between the person.


We achieved the impossible, and that makes us mighty
The Duke
http://spaces.msn.com/members/hungarydave1986

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Thursday, June 2, 2005 11:25 PM

SIMONWHO


*calmly applies medical aid to the guy slumped in his Command Chair without waking him*

*heads out to the old-school clubhouse where familiar friends are lounging*

Ah, this is better. Peace > War. Although of course, war is how we met. But peace is nice. As our my patented scones.

*hands some round*

Mmmm. With butter, strawberry jam and cream on top.

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Thursday, June 2, 2005 11:26 PM

PSYCHICRIVER


Quote:

Originally posted by TheRealMe:
* TheRealMe choses to believe that Needleseye is joking. But he comforts himself with the idea that, if she ISN'T, there are still PLENTLY of Yeti around. Hmmm.... Maybe PsychicRiver can knit their fur into something. *

Ooh, there's knitting?

I vote for keeping for of the Yeti, and either sending them to music school or teaching them to play musical instruments so that they can be our band.

You know, people don't think it, but yeti's are incredibly creative creatures. My mum once saw a Yeti sing the blues. Or, growl the blues...

*PR turns and wanders off, stroking his hand alongside the beautiful ship as he goes...*

*He goes back outside, and slowly wanders over to the clubhouse, and enters, fully-clothed (ahh, the joys of not being of-age!) and smiles to all, and walks over to the wall, and reaches up to the ceiling and grabs hold of a metal pole beam thing. Holding onto this, he walks up the wall, until his feet reach the top. Then he puts his legs over the top of the pole and lets his hands drop, and hangs there upside down, swinging sllightly.*

*After a while, the guitar shakes and then stands up, to attention. Using his mind, PR gently strums out a few mello chords as they relax, and PR (still upside down) begins knitting a Jayne hat.*

What is the life, if full of care? We have no time... to stand, and stare.

PsychicRiver

"Two by two, hands of blue."
"We'll take care of each other. I'll knit!"

Summer Glau to me - "You are so photogenic."

Me -

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