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CAPTION TIGHTPANTS #43 - Fight for the future!

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Tuesday, September 20, 2005 4:41 PM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?


HOLY GOS SE, BATMAN! A Caption Tightpants first!!!

Do you people want to run this boat? Well...you can't...

Want to know why?

I'll tell you why...

BECAUSE WE HAVE A GORRAM TIE!!!

But, being the shiny guy I am...I won't pick one over the other...this week has 2 winners! That's right, BOTH of the following people deserve to show off their backsides as Tightpants winners:


What a Wild and Cunning week! (fan of bad puns, remember? LOL)

Okay, now for the final CT before I draw winners, a screen cap from the trailer. Nothin' fancy, but Cappy his own self. I expect y'all will be going all out for this one...how do I know? Because this week's winner will automatically be given a prize too! Good luck!


Mal: Hyuck, hyuck! We got us them gorram Duke boys now, Wash! Geeheeheehee, we're in HOT PURRRSUIT!

Now then if your hands touch anything but those keys for captioning, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet, I will end you!

(okay, here's the deal, I want to know if Caption Tightpants will rise again ...I am leaving up to y'all, as I reckon you know best if you really like the game. Keep in mind, going forward I may not have shiny pretties to reward people...so if this is something you believe in, OR if it is not, please hit this link http://vote.sparklit.com/web_poll.spark/936990 and vote--poll closes 9/30/05)

BWAH!
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Tuesday, September 20, 2005 5:04 PM

STARPILOTGRAINGER




Everyone else hated Karaoke Night on Serenity, but Mal was the Captain and he insisted.

Mal: Desperado
Why don't you come to your senses
Come down from your fences
Open the gate
It may be raining
But there's a rainbow above you
You better let somebody love you
Let somebody love yoooooooou
Before it's too late


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Tuesday, September 20, 2005 5:07 PM

WILDHEAVENFARM


YEA FOR ME! It's been months since I won, or was even nominated for that matter. Let's see what I can pull out this week.

Y'all should also play the translation game - mucho funny.

Mary
Always a beast, never a burden.

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Tuesday, September 20, 2005 5:10 PM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?


Quote:

Originally posted by StarPilotGrainger:
Everyone else hated Karaoke Night on Serenity, but Mal was the Captain and he insisted.

Mal: Desperado
Why don't you come to your senses
Come down from your fences
Open the gate
It may be raining
But there's a rainbow above you
You better let somebody love you
Let somebody love yoooooooou
Before it's too late




Dude, if it wasn't for that being so ruttin' hi-larious, I'd end you...I HATE that song. Wacky fun though, so yer safe


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Tuesday, September 20, 2005 5:11 PM

WILDHEAVENFARM


Puckering with serious concentration, Mal prepares for the Intergalactic Championship Whistling Competition, but will "Freebird" be enough to secure his crown?





Mary
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Tuesday, September 20, 2005 5:12 PM

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Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?


Quote:

Originally posted by WildHeavenFarm:
Y'all should also play the translation game - mucho funny.



Huh? Plot me a course to that chief form of entertainment...

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Tuesday, September 20, 2005 5:12 PM

RYCE


Mal: Uh, Wash? Why am I all bendy and stretched out? Seriously, how drunk was I last night?

No power in the 'verse can stop me!

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Tuesday, September 20, 2005 5:18 PM

STARPILOTGRAINGER


Quote:

Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:
Quote:

Originally posted by StarPilotGrainger:
Everyone else hated Karaoke Night on Serenity, but Mal was the Captain and he insisted.

Mal: Desperado




Dude, if it wasn't for that being so ruttin' hi-larious, I'd end you...I HATE that song. Wacky fun though, so yer safe



Chuckle... I'm not a big fan of it myself, but it was the first song I could think of that kinda-sorta related to Mal, and would also be thoroughly embarassing for him to be singing. ;)

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Tuesday, September 20, 2005 5:19 PM

WILDHEAVENFARM


Breaker 1-9, we got a bear in the air and our toenails are scratching. Watch your donkey. You got your ears on? Come back.


For the translation:

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There's a police aircraft nearby and we're going at top speed. Watch out behind you. Are you on this frequency? Respond.



Mary
Always a beast, never a burden.

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Tuesday, September 20, 2005 5:31 PM

WILDHEAVENFARM


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It's super funny. You go the translation website and put in a quote from the show, translating it from English to Chinese (simple). Then cut and paste it back into English. Then, post it for folk to gues.

Here're some examples:
Certain people play the vaudeville goose!

I pledged by mine suitable flowers and plants hat, I finished you.

But she is all is naked, with body festival animal!

Mary
Always a beast, never a burden.

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Tuesday, September 20, 2005 5:54 PM

MANWITHPEZ

Important people don't do field work.


Quote:





The transition from TV to feature film was hard on Nathan, who had never been in widescreen before.

OR

Mal: Awwwwwww Shiznit!!! Hell yeah, Boyyyyeeee!!! Times for me to bust some mad skillz on the deck of my ride, yo!
Zoe: (OS) Sigh...everytime he gets the mic...

OR

Mal was getting ready to broadcast when Serenity caught the following message:
Goldmember: (OS) Breaker, breaker...this is Goldywang!
Dr. Evil: (OS)10-4 there, Goldywang, this is Rubber Ducky, what's your 20, over?
Mal: Gettin' awful crowded in my sky.

OR

Presenting Malcolm Reynolds! Serenity's very own, very shiny Human Beat Box!!!

OR

Caleb found it difficult to taunt Buffy over the CB, because, A) She didn't own one, and B) He sounded just like every other trucker on the air.

OR

Mal: Cool! I didn't know Serenity came with electric shavers in the cockpit!

OR

Wash (OS): You know, Mal, I know that most ships you're used to being on have that whistling thingy before every broadcast, but Serenity doesn't...Please stop whistling into the mic before you say something!
Mal: We don't vote on my ship!

OR

Mal hadn't had his ear reattached for long before he got it snagged in the ships's microphone cord and had to go back to Simon to get it re-reattached.

OR

Nathan had just grabbed the mic attachment to Joss's megaphone when he noticed a very surly union guy watching him very carefully.

OR

Mal: Allllll By Myyyyyseeeeelelelellelllfff!!
Wash: (OS)Captain,...I'm right here...


Whee...I like this one!!!

Kaylee: "What's so damn important about being proper? It don't mean nothing out here in the black."
Simon: "It means more out here. It's all I have..."

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Tuesday, September 20, 2005 7:45 PM

WHITEFALL


Attention crew: I've just discovered this mic was made with telephone cord from 500 years ago! We're gonna go hunt down the props man!

OR

Alternate subplot for Out of Gas: With no power to the PA system, Mal is forced to run between his fateful journey through the ship, and the bridge to work the mic and sound all woman-like. No wonder he was tired.

I survived a day in Whitefall and all I got was this lousy signature!

Terrifying Space Monkey of Destiny

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Tuesday, September 20, 2005 7:48 PM

CUNNINGORANGETOQUE


SHINY!I think i will do the same when there's a tie from now on!

Anyways, to business...

/\/\/\/\/\

MAL:"Ooohhh, what does THIS button do?!?!"

OR

MAL:"I am eperiencing some technical difficulties with my exhaust pipe due to bean burritos, so I may experience a little turbulence and then....explode...."

WASH(OS):"And you had to tell everyone over the intercom because.....?"

OR

MAL:"Broken time-rock people, calling all broken time-rock people...."

OR

MAL:"BROWNCOATS, CALLING ALL BROWNCOATS!!Less than 2 weeks until you see me speaking into this Intercom!"

WASH(os):"There WERE preview screenings..."

MAL:"Aroo?!?"

OR

MAL:"B-14, i've got a B-14 here...okay, next bingo number is...."

OR A SLIGHT TWIST

MAL:"B-6,i've got B-6..."

INARA(os):"SHINY!BINGO!!YAY, whadda i win?"

MAL:"A date with me!!Giggidygiggidygiggidy!!

/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\
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Tuesday, September 20, 2005 8:36 PM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?




MAL: Bottom of the ninth, 2 outs, and Jayne steps up to the plate...swinging...ummm...his rainstick?
JAYNE(OS): Gorramit, Mal! Get outta my bunk!

OR

MAL: Oooh! That's gotta hurt, Wash. I reckon I ain't never seen a toy dinosaur stuck in someone's pee goo before. Look before you sit next time.
CREW(OS) *much laughter*
WASH(OS): You do realize your radio is transmitting?
MAL: Oops.

OR

MAL: Every man there, go outside a little and we'll moon your caterer.
WASH(OS): Maybe you should leave that line to the professional...


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Wednesday, September 21, 2005 1:42 AM

EST120


Quote:

Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:




"Ladies and Gentlemen, boys and girls. Tonight's match is scheduled for 15 rounds. Are you ready?! Crew of Serenity, are YOU ready?! Then.... lllllllllllllet's get ready to RUMBLE!"

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Wednesday, September 21, 2005 2:01 AM

COSMICFUGITIVE


Quote:

Originally posted by TCM:

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An Airplane!/Firefly crossover:

MAL: "...We're passing another ship. Looks to be Reavers. From the size, probably a raiding party. There's no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you'll enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?"

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Thursday, September 22, 2005 3:52 PM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?


Inspired by the above entry...

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radio(os): Hold on, I have a bobby pin...
Mal: A bobby pin? What's Wash doing with a bobby pin? In space? At this hour?

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Thursday, September 22, 2005 4:37 PM

VETERAN

Don't squat with your spurs on.




Mal:"Ah, breaker one-nine, this here's the Rubber Duck. You gotta copy on me, Pig Pen, c'mon? Ah, yeah, 10-4, Pig Pen, fer shure, fer shure. By golly, it's clean clear to Flag Town, c'mon. Yeah, that's a big 10-4 there, Pig Pen, yeah, we definitely got the front door, good buddy. Mercy sakes alive, looks like we got us a convoy... "

Inara,Kaylee,River,& Zoe(in chorus):"'Cause we got a little convoy
Rockin' through the night.
Yeah, we got a little convoy,
Ain't she a beautiful sight?
Come on and join our convoy
Ain't nothin' gonna get in our way.
We gonna roll this truckin' convoy
'Cross the U-S-A.
Convoy!"

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Thursday, September 22, 2005 4:42 PM

TRUTHSEEKER


Quote:

Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:
MAL: Every man there, go outside a little and we'll moon your caterer.
WASH(OS): Maybe you should leave that line to the professional...





ROTFLM Freakin' AO!!!!

Seriously, I think I might need stitches! I laughed so hard I nearly fainted over the keyboard. I literally have tears running down my face!

Medic!

*** *** ***
The woods are the only place where I can see a clear path.

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Thursday, September 22, 2005 5:07 PM

NOX2HED






Mal... "This is your captain speaking. Testing,1,2,3, testing. If this had been a real emergency, I’d be sending you all out to find me a gorrum speaker extension jack so I wouldn’t have to be giving important command decisions while leaning as far forward as possible from my toilet seat!"

_ _ _ _ _
One of us is crazy, and it's not you!

Help! I'm standing and I can't fall down.

·Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine, which I guess is why several of us died of tuberculosis. (J Handy)

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Thursday, September 22, 2005 6:13 PM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?


Mal: This is the Captain, we got us a bit of a sitchyation...OOH! Is that the Fruity Oat Bar commercial?
Wash(OS): What does that have to do with the Reaver ship that just grappled us? And why are there dancing anime characters on my radar?

OR

Mal(as Floyd the Barber): Ooo ooo, nice hair, Wash, oooo oooo!

OR

Nathan: This is the--Oop! LINE?!?
Everyone(OS): SUUUUMMMMEEERRRRR!!!

OR

Mal: Can't. Sentence. Properly.

OR

Mal: So then the cat made a face like this when I hit it with the mule!
Zoe(OS,on radio): You are aware we can't see you, sir?
Mal: So?
Zoe(OS,on radio): Sir, I think you have a problem with your brain being missing.

OR

Mal: Whooa ho ho hoooa there, Doc! Is a hernia check necessary while I am talkin' to Inara?
Simon(OS): You are the one who insists I do my job AND you are the one who won't come down to the infirmary. Now turn your head and cough.
Mal: Yeah, but I have Captainy things to--ULP! (fainter voice) Mighty...fine...grip...you've got, Doc. *cough cough*
Inara(OS, on radio): Is this a bad time?


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Friday, September 23, 2005 2:31 AM

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Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?


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Friday, September 23, 2005 7:50 PM

REAVERINA1985RIVIERA


Quote:

Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:







A Joy Ride/Serenity crossover:

Mal wasn't sure what he was more surprised at: the fact that a Reaver was talking on the radio, or what it said.

Reaver: Caaaaaaandycaaane, has any one seen Candycane?




(dumb, I know, but it's the only CB radio reference that hasn't been used)



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The real-life box droppin', man-ape gone wrong thing, now without the pesky falling boxes

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Friday, September 23, 2005 7:58 PM

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Quote:

Originally posted by StarPilotGrainger:
Quote:

Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:
Quote:

Originally posted by StarPilotGrainger:
Everyone else hated Karaoke Night on Serenity, but Mal was the Captain and he insisted.

Mal: Desperado




Dude, if it wasn't for that being so ruttin' hi-larious, I'd end you...I HATE that song. Wacky fun though, so yer safe



Chuckle... I'm not a big fan of it myself, but it was the first song I could think of that kinda-sorta related to Mal, and would also be thoroughly embarassing for him to be singing. ;)



I'v always preferred Alice Cooper's Desperado to the Eagles. It fits Mal pretty well... er, exept for the line "I wear lace and I wear black leather", that's more fitting of Inara.

Uh oh, just had a mental image of Inara in lace and black leather.
Once again, I must hurry to my bunk.

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Friday, September 23, 2005 8:23 PM

KAREL

Flying on duct tape and a damaged registry.


"...walk into this bar. One says... Hey, is this thing on?"

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Friday, September 23, 2005 8:45 PM

ITASIANINVASION


Mal: Oogachaka, oogachaka, oogachaka, ooga, ooga, oogachaka, oogachaka!
Jayne (OS):IIIIIIIIIII-eeeee-IIIIIII-eee-I'm hooked on a feeling!
Zoe (OS): *muffled sound of going upside Jayne's head with a sock full of quarters.*
Mal: *puts down speaker, walks away whistling*

"There are no obstacles. Only challenges."
--Groove

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Friday, September 23, 2005 9:03 PM

KAREL

Flying on duct tape and a damaged registry.





"We are the champions, my friends
And we'll keep on fighting to the end..."

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Friday, September 23, 2005 9:04 PM

KAREL

Flying on duct tape and a damaged registry.


Oops! Looks like a tag line!

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Saturday, September 24, 2005 11:46 AM

KAYLEE4SIMON


The crew has suspicions that Mal was a closet case Barry Manilow fan, but it wasn't until he started belting out Mandy that the fear had become reality.

Keep shiny!

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Saturday, September 24, 2005 1:08 PM

CITIZEN




Fly-thru Guy(O/S): Hello Sir can I take your order?
Mal: err Yeah, I'll have four chicken nuggets...
Fly-thru Guy(O/S): They come in packs of six sir...
Mal: Stick two of them up your alliance loving pigu, I'm trying to watch my calorie intake! Erm and a Junior, JUNIOR, Independents Bacon chee, I'm trying to watch my figure... Erm Wash, do you have any money?

or

Apparently Wash hadn't managed to ban all the cortex sex lines...

or

Mal:
'Cause we got a Mighty FireFly
Rockin' through the Black.
Yeah, we got a Mighty FireFly,
Ain't she a beautiful sight?
Come on and join our crew here
Ain't nothin' gonna get in our way.
We gonna roll this truckin' FireFly
'Cross the Aliance-ay.
FIREFLY!

Zen Buddhist to the Hotdog Vendor:
"Make me one with everything."

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Saturday, September 24, 2005 2:39 PM

NOX2HED


Quote:

Originally posted by citizen:


MAL:I would just like to extend my heartfelt thanks for this quirky little show of affection by shoving me out airlock to try this wonderful birthday gift of combination homemade CB/police radio, electric shaver, karaoke mike, hand vibrator, palm pilot, and MP3 player and OUT OF SHIP PRESSURIZING AND BREATHING DEVICE, adding that I also would be laughing, but for the Exploding of my Lungs and my Eyeballs becoming part of orbit of that moon, so… ha ha, jokes on me, now Open THE GORRUM DOOR, and give me my pants back.



_ _ _ _ _
One of us is crazy, and it's not you!

Help! I'm standing and I can't fall down.

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Saturday, September 24, 2005 7:51 PM

KAREL

Flying on duct tape and a damaged registry.




"Good morning ladies and gentlemen, and thank you for flying Firefly. Wash got us a job, so we will be cruising at an altitude of about 26 feet, and dusting a few fields. Seatbelts are highly recommended. Though we do not anticipate a loss of cabin pressure, should one occur..."

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Saturday, September 24, 2005 9:52 PM

GUNRUNNER



Mal (Doing a Sean Connery impression): …Once more we play our dangerous game, a game of chess against our old adversary the Alliance Navy…

Crew (Singing): Возьмите мою любовь, возьмите мою землю...

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Sunday, September 25, 2005 7:27 PM

CHOLLETT


Whew! Got here just in the nick o' time! What does that make me? Anyhow, Here's mine:

Mal: "Blue MoOoOoOOoooOn.........you saw me standing aloOOOOOooOOooooone............"
Wash (OS): "Oh God, oh God, we really ARE gonna die!"

or

As Mal grabbed the speaker to warn the crew of the approaching Reaver ships, he spotted something FAR more terrifying: Molly & Roni's Dance Party.

(you know, w/Adam Baldwin as a cop/math teacher)

or

Mal: "We've got HOW many days left?"

or

Yes, they had all been punched in the groin, but *SMACK*...*THUD*.....*......*.........

or

Mal: "Comics for $20?!?!?!?"
Wash (OS): "HIDE THE GUNS!"

or

Mal was suddenly mesmerized by Inara in a slinky dress.


I think that's it. Happy #43! Long time player, 3-time nominee, been here since i think Round 3. Hasn't gotten old yet! Keep flyin', TCM!



I'm babbling like a moonbrain.

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Monday, September 26, 2005 12:02 AM

MANTICHORUS




MAL: "What do you mean sold out? I can't get tickets to my own gorram movie?"

OR

MAL: "Watch Wash, this is how I used to keep the troops spirits up..." (over comm) #It's a long way to Tipperary, it's a long way to goooo...#


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Monday, September 26, 2005 3:59 AM

RYCE


Lips tight in thought, Mal considers what words of wisdom and inspiration to give to the crew in this moment of peril. Finally, he speaks: "Testing...are we on?"

No power in the 'verse can stop me!

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Monday, September 26, 2005 5:34 AM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?


VOTING TIME!
VOTING TIME!
OPEN THE LINK
AND SEE WHAT'S INSIDE!

http://vote.sparklit.com/web_poll.spark/938001

and
REMINDER:

Quote:

(okay, here's the deal, I want to know if Caption Tightpants will rise again ...I am leaving up to y'all, as I reckon you know best if you really like the game. Keep in mind, going forward I may not have shiny pretties to reward people...so if this is something you believe in, OR if it is not, please hit this link http://vote.sparklit.com/web_poll.spark/936990 and vote--poll closes 9/30/05)



BWAH!
TCM

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