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THE OTHER SHINY CAPTION GAME #23-Can i make a suggestion?

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Saturday, February 18, 2006 5:31 PM

CUNNINGORANGETOQUE


Why Hullo thar!

PDCHARLES wins round 22 with this side-splitter:



The Operative
Stop.
Backtrack.
Stop.

*Giggles* Ooooo! That tickles!

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CONGRATS!

And we keep flyin!

This week, we find our good 'ol Cap'n:



Mal does his best Micheal Jackson impression as he grabs his "plow" and his gun goes off.

MAL:"Oops..."

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Saturday, February 18, 2006 6:27 PM

TEALCANDTRIP


You know, I'd love to come up with something witty, but I don't think you can beat that Michael Jackson line...




"I also hear that there's something called Firefly, which is either a canceled science-fiction television show or a new religion, I'm not clear on that. Either way, prayers for the resurrection are involved." – Lore Sjoberg

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Saturday, February 18, 2006 7:03 PM

LUVMYVERA


Quote:

Originally posted by CunningOrangeToque:



Mal: "I'm Wyatt-f*ck'n-Earp"
or
after suprised Mal accidentally splatters a cat all over her wall
Inara:"Is it dead?"
or anything else from Boondock Saints
Yeah I know they are a little graphic.

"Let's be bad guys"

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Saturday, February 18, 2006 10:15 PM

CHOLLETT


Mal: "I'm Bad! I'm Bad! Ya know it! HAAAAUGH!" *Thrust*
*BLAM*
Mal: ".....ummm...yup, that cleaning deposit's gone."

OR

Op (OS): "...the alliance is not an evil empire, this isn't the grand arena, every rose has its thorn, every night has its day, this is the deep breath before the plunge, the board is set, the pieces are moving-"
Inara: "Mal, shoot him now."
Mal: "Waaaay ahead of you."
Gun: *BANG*

I'm babbling like a moonbrain.

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Sunday, February 19, 2006 4:19 AM

NEEDY

The road to Hel is paved with good intentions




Mal models the new Candy Floss dispersing Gun

OR

*Mal stares in front of a mirror*
"Are you looking at me? Well, there's only Inara here so you must be looking at me. Go ahead punk... make my day"
*He shoots*

OR

Mal enters a freakish museum full of Wax model duplicates of his crewmembers. Only the Inara model seems to be of any use, so he destroys the others.

OR

Shooting the Operative's bullet proof armor was Mal's undoing. When the bullet ricocheted and hit him directly in the crotch, he could but stand there in shock, unable to stop shooting







Needy. Male Companion a.k.a. First Boy Whore of Destiny

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Sunday, February 19, 2006 4:19 AM

COSMICFUGITIVE


Quote:

Originally posted by CunningOrangeToque:

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Inara's plea of 'don't shoot!' failed to reach Mal's ears, when she saw the mass of cotton wool stuffed in the end of the barrel. All that remained now was to stand WELL BACK...

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Sunday, February 19, 2006 4:36 AM

CITIZEN



Inara: Anyone can shoot a gun Mal.
Mal: Yeah but I make this look goood.

Or

Wild west, Italian style...

Or

Inara: Mal, I'm starting to think that you're jealous of my occupation.
Mal: What gives you that idea?
Inara: Well shooting all my clients for a start...



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Sunday, February 19, 2006 6:31 AM

DAVESHAYNE


Quote:

Originally posted by CunningOrangeToque:






Inara: When I signed up for the cleaning service I never thought you'd get here this quick. Well since you already have your duster out you can start with the knic knacs on the mantlepiece and then work your way down. After that vacuum the rugs, mop the floor and spray wax the coffee table.

I'm having company over tonight so if you do an extra thorough job there'll be a little something in it for you.

David

"A lot of people are asking me, you know, what exactly is Firefly? It's a tv show you morons!" - Joss Whedon

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Sunday, February 19, 2006 6:55 AM

PSION


Alright. Who put flour in my gun?

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Sunday, February 19, 2006 10:18 AM

FLORALBUNNY


Mal swings, fires, and discovers a moment too late that he has "peppered" a Fox exec rather than a quail.
Inara: Oh, dear Buddha, there goes all hope of Season 2, a sequel, everything.....

bun
-- bastards singed my turtle --
----- why's the rum gone? -----

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Sunday, February 19, 2006 11:50 AM

EARLYWARNING


Inara : There he goes again, "I'm a big bad man with a big bad gun", sigh

Mal : Gorram it! my water pistol broke again!!

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Sunday, February 19, 2006 12:36 PM

KESSIE


Inara to herself: "Don´t look at his a**! Don´t look at his a**! Argh!"

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Sunday, February 19, 2006 5:45 PM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?




Mal: I used to bullseye womprats back home, they're not much bigger than 2 meters.

OR

Serenity Exterminators...they kill bugs dead, but only if they're gettin' paid.

OR

Mal: Hey, Patience! BWAH!
*bang!*

OR

Mal: *bang bang bang*
(OS): *thump kerthump kathud*
Mal: See, told ya they was real.
Inara(to self): He's never going to let me live this 'space monkey' thing down now.

OR

*BANG!*
Inara: You didn't have to shoot that man.
Mal: I know, but it was funny.

OR

Mal: So, Jayne, turns out 'Nara knows kung fu, jujitsu, karate, swordplay, foreplay, and a whole mess o' things you never did learn because you didn't want schoolin'. Soooooo...looks like I won't be needin' your services any longer.
*BLAM!*

OR

*BLAM!*
Jayne(OS): Et tu, Malcolm?
Inara: Did Jayne just quote Shakespeare as he died?
Zoe(OS): Did have a kind of poetry to it.

OR

Mal: No, THIS is a good death. *BLAMMO!*

OR

Mal: BWAH! *gun goes off accidentally* Shit! I shot Jayne...well, that's not such a loss, heh!
Inara: I'm beginning to think I'll skip the mystery that is Malcolm Reynolds...


BWAH!
TCM

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Sunday, February 19, 2006 5:59 PM

RUMFINATOR


Quote:

Originally posted by CunningOrangeToque:




Be lucky I only shot you with the small GUN. (smirks at left hand)

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Sunday, February 19, 2006 8:55 PM

CHOLLETT


MAL:"LEEEEEEERRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOYYYYYYY JEEENNNKKIIINNNSSS!!!!!!"

I'm babbling like a moonbrain.

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Monday, February 20, 2006 9:56 AM

ASARIAN


Quote:

Originally posted by CunningOrangeToque:






Mal: "I aim to misbehave. Then I shoot."


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Monday, February 20, 2006 11:34 AM

SIKKUKUT


Quote:

Originally posted by CunningOrangeToque:






Mal grabs his weapon... BOTH of them.

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Monday, February 20, 2006 2:33 PM

GUTTERBALL


Quote:

Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:
*BLAM!*
Jayne(OS): Et tu, Malcolm?
Inara: Did Jayne just quote Shakespeare as he died?
Zoe(OS): Did have a kind of poetry to it.


Bwahahahah!!

*falls over laughing*

If you hadn't killed Jayne, I'd have REALLY cackled!

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Monday, February 20, 2006 6:19 PM

FLORALBUNNY


Inara: ...And that's not incense. Wait, maybe it is, and it's the other thing that's not incense...
JW: Cut!

bun
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Tuesday, February 21, 2006 3:24 AM

VERASNEWOWNER


After using his new miniaturisation pistol on Inara, Mal attempts the same on Jaynes man parts so as mal can feel bigger.

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Wednesday, February 22, 2006 6:09 AM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?




Mal: Heh! Like shootin' fish in a barrel.
Inara: That's because it is a barrel of fish.

OR

Mal: Take that Buddha! Next time you'll remember the pony!
Inara: Oh, go se...

OR

Mal(singing): You put the right hip in, you pull the right hip out, you unholster your gun and you shoot it all about...



BWAH!
TCM

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Wednesday, February 22, 2006 3:38 PM

PDCHARLES

What happened? He see your face?


Yay! Thanks for the votes guys! Now let’s see here...




Inara: *sighs and rolls her eyes* Do you have to shoot everything that moves.
Mal: BLAM! Wha…? BLAM! Did You…? BLAM!
*He spins about (teehee)* …said you need’n me to shoot something


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Wednesday, February 22, 2006 3:58 PM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?


Inara: You knew my invitation wasn't on the level!
Mal: *BLAM!* HUH?! *BLAM!* OH YEAH! *BLAM!* BUT I'M TAKIN' *BLAM! BLAM!* FULL ADVANTAGE OF *BLAM!* YOU SAYIN' *BLAM! BLAM!* YOU NEEDED *BLAM!* A GUNHAND *BLAMBLAMBLAM!* TO KEEP MY SKILLS *CLICK* uh...honed... *click click*
Operative(OS): You missed--
Mal: *BLAM!*
Operative(OS): urk! *thump*
Mal: Huh. 13 shots...who'da thunk it? *grin*



BWAH!
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Wednesday, February 22, 2006 6:21 PM

FLORALBUNNY


Mal is dismayed to discover that the item in his hand is actually Simon's bandage-spritzer!

OR

Mal and Inara don't like the result of their participation in Trading Spaces.

bun
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----- why's the rum gone? -----

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Thursday, February 23, 2006 3:29 PM

CUNNINGORANGETOQUE


MAL:"I choose you guninholstermon!"

OR

*mal shoots gun*

MAL:"Alright, who stuffed my gun with cotton?!?!"


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Thursday, February 23, 2006 3:40 PM

WOODMAN


Quote:

Originally posted by CunningOrangeToque:




Itchy trigger finger and the "itch."

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Thursday, February 23, 2006 3:52 PM

ASARIAN


Quote:

Originally posted by CunningOrangeToque:

MAL:"I choose you guninholstermon!"




Lol; yeah, we should start a Pokemon thread! Then I'll choose my Riveron, type: psychic; 2500 attack points; 2500 defense; Special Ability: Psychic Aim (see War Stories).

I'm fine; I'm giddy. :)


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Thursday, February 23, 2006 6:54 PM

CUNNINGORANGETOQUE


VOTING TIME!

'nuff said.

tough, TOUGH round. Congrats to all!

http://vote.sparklit.com/web_poll.spark?pollID=967120&sparkKey=65d5806
f11de7017e1ff1aefb62af964b0


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Thursday, February 23, 2006 7:18 PM

JUSTSHINY


Quote:

Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:


Mal(singing): You put the right hip in, you pull the right hip out, you unholster your gun and you shoot it all about...



HAHAHA! YES!

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Friday, February 24, 2006 2:29 PM

CUNNINGORANGETOQUE


bump!

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