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THE OTHER SHINY CAPTION GAME Round #32-Sure as anything!

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Saturday, April 29, 2006 3:48 PM

CUNNINGORANGETOQUE


Shiny Salutations to everyone!

We are back with Round 32!

Round 31 was a hard fought battle, complete with sweat, tears, and gas, but only one could come out on top, and that is...OTMA!



"We've substituted this Browncoat's regular brand of coffee with an Alliance soldier sneaking up on him. Let's see if he notices."


CONGRATULATIONS on a side-splitting victory!

And as we move to the next Round, we find our crew, or parts of, engaged in....something....



WASH:"Mal! For the love of all that is holy, GET RID OF THAT BIKINI!"

MAL(os):"I'll make the decisions on this boat Wash."

KAYLEE(thinking):"So THIS is what going mad feels like...."

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Saturday, April 29, 2006 4:39 PM

CITIZEN


So... very... close

Wash: Alas poor Book, I knew him Mal!

Or

Mal(o/s): Where's Zoe?
Wash: Erg, it's erm, probably best if you don't know...

Or

The speed with which River stole Wash's two foot hot dog surprised everyone.



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Saturday, April 29, 2006 4:41 PM

FUTUREMRSFILLION





NO! You got YOUR chocolate in MY peanut butter!

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Saturday, April 29, 2006 5:54 PM

RYCE


Wash: Here, give me the string. I'll tie it around Kaylee's loose tooth, then we'll all pull it out together. Wacky fun!

No power in the 'verse can stop me!

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Saturday, April 29, 2006 6:02 PM

SAB39


I'm sorry. I'm really, really sorry for this one.



Alan: ... and then a spike comes in like this!

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Saturday, April 29, 2006 7:14 PM

JUSTSHINY


Quote:

Originally posted by FutureMrsFIllion:



NO! You got YOUR chocolate in MY peanut butter!



BWAHAHAHAHHAHAHA! You totally made my night just right there! HAHAHAHA!

"In the spaceship, the silver space ship, the lion takes control."
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Saturday, April 29, 2006 7:25 PM

FLORALBUNNY


sab39 wrote:
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I'm sorry. I'm really, really sorry for this one.
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Like heck you are!
*wiping chili off table and monitor, and peering in among keys on board*

Alan decides that The Scottish Play would be a good follow-up to Serenity, and auditions during break...
"Is this a dagger that I see before me, the handle toward my hand? Come, let me clutch thee! I have thee not, and yet I see thee still!"

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----- why's the rum gone? -----

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Saturday, April 29, 2006 7:53 PM

MAGHAFFAR


NOTE: Just realized that it looks like Jayne is sitting across from Kaylee, but for this joke to work, please everyone pretend Jayne is off-screen and the guy across from Kaylee is Simon or someone else -- like maybe Dobson from the Serenity pilot, OK? Thanks! OK, proceed...



WASH: "Jayne, c'mon... You of all people have no business complaining about someone else doing something gross and disgusting in public -- Mr. "Smells like crotch" -- so if Kaylee wants to pick her nose at the dinner table, so what? You should see what I'm doing with my left hand right this minute."

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Saturday, April 29, 2006 8:28 PM

SHINYMECHANIC


Kaylee: "How are we going to pay for new parts for Serenity?"

Wash: "We could go to the ends of the 'verse and do a job for a psycho torturous killer again."

Mal: "Could work."

Keep it Shiny ^.^

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Saturday, April 29, 2006 11:17 PM

FREDIKAYLLOW


Wash: Gorrammit Mal!! What'd you bring that thing on the ship for!!!
Kaylee: His eyes... they're still following me...

No Power In The 'Verse Can Stop Me

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Sunday, April 30, 2006 2:00 AM

CITIZEN



Simon(o/s): What do you mean? They're all the rage on Osiris!
Wash: But a thong though...



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Sunday, April 30, 2006 9:45 AM

CHOLLETT


Wash: "..but MAL, you still haven't answered my question! What is she doing on the-" *pause* "-ah."

OR

Kaylee and the rest of the crew sat in awe as Wash demonstrated how he won Persephone Idol.

OR

Wash: "...so the thing was in me, as you all know, but after i came to, i managed to free myself and patch it up using some dental floss, a 2 foot hot dog wiener, a funnel, and some toothpicks."

I'm babbling like a moonbrain.

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Sunday, April 30, 2006 10:17 AM

DAVESHAYNE


Quote:

Originally posted by CunningOrangeToque:




Wash: Oh solo mio.

Kaylee: The only power in the 'verse can stop me from bein' cheerfull? Wash singing opera.

David

"Not completely as well as the series of Firefly..." - From a review of Serenity at amazon.de

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Sunday, April 30, 2006 7:57 PM

FLORALBUNNY


Wash (in a lovely, clear baritone):
Spamalot! I know it sounds a bit bizarre...

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Sunday, April 30, 2006 8:09 PM

RODWY


Quote:

Originally posted by MAGhaffar:
NOTE: Just realized that it looks like Jayne is sitting across from Kaylee, but for this joke to work, please everyone pretend Jayne is off-screen and the guy across from Kaylee is Simon or someone else -- like maybe Dobson from the Serenity pilot, OK? Thanks! OK, proceed...



WASH: "Jayne, c'mon... You of all people have no business complaining about someone else doing something gross and disgusting in public -- Mr. "Smells like crotch" -- so if Kaylee wants to pick her nose at the dinner table, so what? You should see what I'm doing with my left hand right this minute."



*Falls out of chair laughing, get up*
Omg pricless, left hand, Kaylee picking nose, bwahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
*Falls out of chair again*

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Sunday, April 30, 2006 8:15 PM

RODWY




Wash: "Simon, so what if I'm sitting next to Kaylee, its not like the ship is gonna explode without you sitting next to her. Plus, so what if my left hand is on her knee, it doesn't mean anything."
Zoe: "Uh, honey."
Wash: "Simon look what you did, now I have to deal with Zoe!"


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Sunday, April 30, 2006 8:24 PM

FLORALBUNNY


Wash tries to signal his need for the Heimlich maneuver; everyone else thinks he wants to play charades.

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----- why's the rum gone? -----

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Monday, May 1, 2006 3:19 AM

SERENITYSLITTLEANGEL



Wash: ... so that's how I seduced Zoe!
Kaylee: *thinking* That wasn't Zoe...


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Monday, May 1, 2006 6:09 AM

CHOLLETT


Mal/Zoe/Jayne/Simon/Book/Inara/River/Kaylee (most OS, all singing): "His name is Lancelot, he likes to dance a lot, and wear tight pants a lot, you know you do!"
Wash: "I do?"

OR

Alan: "..and then Nathan kept complaining about this whole projectile vomiting thing..."

I'm babbling like a moonbrain.

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Monday, May 1, 2006 6:15 AM

KAYLEE4SIMON


Wash: Did you see me in Dodgeball, I was amazing as Steve the Pirate!

Kaylee: Their was a pirate?

Keep shiny!

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Monday, May 1, 2006 6:19 AM

EMMARIGBY


Oh this is pure gold! I want more!!!

I can't add to this though, all the good lines have been taken. Nobody could beat the thong one in my eyes! I could hear Wash's voice in my ear!
Where's round 33? More sillyness required please!

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Monday, May 1, 2006 6:23 AM

EMMARIGBY


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Ok thought of one!

Wash to Inara: "You never finished that companion story! OK, so you were like this, then what happened?"

(Kaylee looks a little scared at the off screen hand gestures)

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Monday, May 1, 2006 8:24 AM

DANIELFYRE


Wash: So I can use my right!...or my left, as I'm doing now!...As I was saying this came in real handy around the time I was 12...*silence then Wash notices Kaylee's face and the faces of the other shipmates*...SOME PEOPLE JUGGLE GEESE!

-Dan

Ain't that just shiny?

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Monday, May 1, 2006 1:23 PM

PDCHARLES

What happened? He see your face?




Wash: For the last time Mal! Zoe and I have NEVER been in your bunk!!!

Mal: (OS) Jayne !?!

Jayne: I'll be in MY bunk.

Kaylee: *thinking* just need'n batteries




________________________________________________
U gonna be smart here Riva?!?

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Monday, May 1, 2006 1:40 PM

FUTUREMRSFILLION





No you got YOUR peatnut butter in MY chocolate!








Sorry, had to finish the thought

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Monday, May 1, 2006 1:40 PM

FUTUREMRSFILLION





WHERE's THE BEEF?

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Monday, May 1, 2006 1:43 PM

EMMARIGBY


Quote:

Originally posted by pdcharles:




Wash: Whatt'ya got there River? Hand it over! Seem's to be some sorta stick thingy that vibrates!

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Monday, May 1, 2006 2:34 PM

FUTUREMRSFILLION





NATHAN! WHAT is under that kilt?

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Tuesday, May 2, 2006 7:22 AM

SICKDUDE




Wash and Kaylee, in unison: Uh-oh!
Jayne: Well, that's what you get. Another gosling all over the ceiling fan.

"I am your father, Luke. Give in to the Dark Side, you nob!" - Doug McKenzie

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Tuesday, May 2, 2006 12:28 PM

MUTT999



WASH: Mal, you're right! That did look like Bester on line at that Beaumonde free clinic!


"That's the buffet table....."

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Tuesday, May 2, 2006 12:53 PM

STILLFLYIN


-At the Same Time
Kaylee: I'm not sure I understand
Wash: You want us to do WHAT!?

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Tuesday, May 2, 2006 4:38 PM

RODWY


Quote:

Originally posted by Sickdude:


Wash and Kaylee, in unison: Uh-oh!
Jayne: Well, that's what you get. Another gosling all over the ceiling fan.

"I am your father, Luke. Give in to the Dark Side, you nob!" - Doug McKenzie




You guys are way better at this than me.

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Tuesday, May 2, 2006 5:07 PM

SAB39


Quote:

Originally posted by Sickdude:
Wash and Kaylee, in unison: Uh-oh!
Jayne: Well, that's what you get. Another gosling all over the ceiling fan.



I am in awe. There are no words for how freakin' perfect this is!

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Tuesday, May 2, 2006 6:08 PM

REAVERINA1985RIVIERA


Quote:

Originally posted by CunningOrangeToque:




Wash: Mal! For the last time, zip up before you leave the bathroom, your plow's hangin out. Nobody wants to see that.

Kaylee(thinking): I wouldn't be so sure, Wash. Oh my, Inara is one lucky woman.

---------------------------------------------
How many Jaynes does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to try to put it in and another to find a bigger hammer.

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Tuesday, May 2, 2006 6:40 PM

REAVERINA1985RIVIERA


Quote:

Originally posted by CunningOrangeToque:



Wash(as Marlon Brando): I made him an offer he couldn't refuse.

Kaylee: Wow, his impressions are so good, they're almost scary.

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How many Jaynes does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to try to put it in and another to find a bigger hammer.

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Tuesday, May 2, 2006 7:02 PM

FLORALBUNNY


(To Mal)Oh, GOD, I can't KNOW that!

bun
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Tuesday, May 2, 2006 7:17 PM

ORPHEUS


Wash: "And then the tall guy in all the black scuba gear was all like "I'm your dad, you know! Let's rule the galaxy as consuls!" And the guy with one hand was all like "NOOOOOOOOoooOOOooOooOOOooo!""

Jayne: Is that it?

Wash: ...Then he fell down a really big hole.

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Tuesday, May 2, 2006 9:26 PM

CHOLLETT


Wash: "You think I'm FUNNY? What kind of funny?"

I'm babbling like a moonbrain.

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Tuesday, May 2, 2006 9:44 PM

WASHSYOUNGERSEXIERBR

Inter Arma Enim Silent Leges


As wash complained about the captain again Jayne couldnt help staring at Kaylee's rack

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Wednesday, May 3, 2006 6:32 AM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?



Wash: But why is all the Blue Sun Rum gone?

OR

Wash: You should see the thing Zoe does with my--
Mal(OS): Oh GOD! I can't know this!
Kaylee: I could stand to hear a little more...

OR

Wash: ...and then Niska's goon put this thing on my manparts...
Kaylee(thinking): That's no way to treat manparts!

OR

Jayne(thinking): Wash is so cute when he's angry! Now, how to slip out of here and get to my bunk...


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Thursday, May 4, 2006 3:23 AM

SERENITYSLITTLEANGEL


Are we voting yet??

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Thursday, May 4, 2006 9:16 AM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?


Wash: Whutsamatta U.
Mal(OS): Nothing. What's the matter with you?
Wash: No, that's where I went to Flight School...and I got my Fry Cook Degree at Shan U.
Jayne: I don't get it.
Kaylee(thinking): I still don't understand why the Cap'n has to be naked during our "Gettin' to Know the Real You" sessions...but I ain't complainin'!

(I don't know where this came from...sometimes I just start typing and the whimsy just leaks out the brainpan!)



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Thursday, May 4, 2006 1:25 PM

CUNNINGORANGETOQUE


Bumpage!

Voting will be up in a few hours!

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Thursday, May 4, 2006 1:54 PM

DREADPIRATE


Quote:

Originally posted by Orpheus:
Wash: "And then the tall guy in all the black scuba gear was all like "I'm your dad, you know! Let's rule the galaxy as consuls!" And the guy with one hand was all like "NOOOOOOOOoooOOOooOooOOOooo!""

Jayne: Is that it?

Wash: ...Then he fell down a really big hole.

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Ha ha ha ha!!!! Love it!

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Thursday, May 4, 2006 7:05 PM

CUNNINGORANGETOQUE


IT'S VOTING TIME!

With all the great captions this week, this week you can vote for THREE!

Have fun!

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e8551a9a6b02771dbf9ec6608b0


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Friday, May 5, 2006 6:57 PM

FLORALBUNNY


Voting bumpage

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