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Catsup vs. Ketchup

POSTED BY: DAYVE
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Thursday, May 18, 2006 10:20 AM

DAYVE


... in which we discuss and solve the age-old question..."Which came the first... the condiment or the entree...."

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Thursday, May 18, 2006 10:24 AM

DEEPGIRL187


It's "ketchup", dagnabbit! The only thing that comes to mind when I hear catsup is cats wating dinner ("cats" "sup", get it?).

Pay no mind to the last comment. I'm suffering from severe mental fogginess (otherwise known as being at work too long).

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Thursday, May 18, 2006 10:32 AM

13


Ketchup.

It makes for tasty Big Kahuna burgers.

-13

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Thursday, May 18, 2006 10:33 AM

MAL4PREZ


I vote ketchup!

Catsup? WTH is that???

We're silly.

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Thursday, May 18, 2006 10:42 AM

TRISTAN


How about "finely blended tomato-based concoction that one uses to flavor other edibles"?

Or, hey, catchup! Naw, looks silly...ketsup! Um, ok...never mind.



Holding until you get back, Captain.

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Thursday, May 18, 2006 10:45 AM

DAYVE


ummmm..big kahuna....

can i get that as veggie only?... with extra cat..ketch...that red stuff over there in that squirty thing




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Thursday, May 18, 2006 10:49 AM

ROLAND19


Ketchup.

Catsup is just stupid.


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Thursday, May 18, 2006 10:51 AM

EMBERS


I thought the term 'catsup' disappeared in the 1950s...
doesn't everyone say 'ketchup' now?

if you have a lot of time on your hands then read this:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Catsup

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Thursday, May 18, 2006 10:52 AM

WORSHIPMAL


Ketchup all the way.

Does anyone really use "catsup"? I mean I have seen it, but I can't really think of where besides maybe on some generic store-brand bottle...

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Thursday, May 18, 2006 11:00 AM

DAYVE


really?... naw, i saw some the other day... not del monte...maybe it was an off brand...but it's still around....

stranger & stranger....

btw - i really like the name David Del Monte.... thinking of changing mine

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Thursday, May 18, 2006 11:22 AM

DAYVE


Quote:

Originally posted by Roland19:
Catsup is just stupid.



now, now, Roland19, be nice - we can't all be so lucky as to have such a pretty name as Ketchup....

and why Ket... why not Catchup... that's how i say it... so let's just change it to Catchup...and be done with it...

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Thursday, May 18, 2006 11:42 AM

VINTERDRAKEN


Ketchup, sounds alot better

You can’t stop the Signal.
Keep spreading the word about Firefly!

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Thursday, May 18, 2006 11:42 AM

VINTERDRAKEN


Ketchup, sounds alot better

You can’t stop the Signal.
Keep spreading the word about Firefly!

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Thursday, May 18, 2006 11:42 AM

VINTERDRAKEN


Ketchup, sounds alot better

You can’t stop the Signal.
Keep spreading the word about Firefly!

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Thursday, May 18, 2006 11:42 AM

VINTERDRAKEN


Ketchup, sounds alot better

You can’t stop the Signal.
Keep spreading the word about Firefly!

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Thursday, May 18, 2006 11:42 AM

VINTERDRAKEN


Ketchup, sounds alot better

You can’t stop the Signal.
Keep spreading the word about Firefly!

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Thursday, May 18, 2006 11:42 AM

VINTERDRAKEN


Ketchup, sounds alot better

You can’t stop the Signal.
Keep spreading the word about Firefly!

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Thursday, May 18, 2006 12:21 PM

SASSALICIOUS


It's ketchup. Though I find most condiments, including ketchup, to be absolutely revolting.

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Thursday, May 18, 2006 12:25 PM

DAYVE


i often wonder about condiments in space... i mean, i know we have Tang, but surely salt shakers are out of the question...and black pepper - yikes - pepper flying every where - and it's gotta be hard to open those little mustard packs with those big gloves... New Frontier indeed...

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Thursday, May 18, 2006 12:36 PM

CHRISTHECYNIC


Ok, here's how it is:

In spite of what you may have heard about, "Catsup," and, "Ketchup," the correct term is, in fact, "Heinz 57."

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Thursday, May 18, 2006 1:02 PM

DAVESHAYNE


Quote:

Originally posted by christhecynic:
Ok, here's how it is:

In spite of what you may have heard about, "Catsup," and, "Ketchup," the correct term is, in fact, "Heinz 57."



Heinz 57 makes terrible sweet and sour sauce.

David

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Thursday, May 18, 2006 1:19 PM

DAYVE


Quote:

Originally posted by christhecynic:
correct term is, in fact, "Heinz 57.



that's my dog's pedigree....

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Thursday, May 18, 2006 1:29 PM

COPILOT


Call it what you will but I absolutely adore Ketchup! On eggs on hamburgers on toast on lots and lots of stuff. Some of it kind of grosses other people out.

An I carried such a torch

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Thursday, May 18, 2006 1:36 PM

DAYVE


ok... on eggs, yeah sure....but back in my very humble college days when i was between gigs selling my own blood for ten bucks a pint...i would take the ketchup packs from the school cafeteria, combined with a little water and heated on the hot plate to make tomato soup...oh, and i stole crackers too....

alas, the sufferings we must endure for our art....

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Thursday, May 18, 2006 1:58 PM

CHRISTHECYNIC


Mix it with honey and you have god's own chicken nugget dip. Just make sure god doesn't know you have it cause he'll want it back. Of course if you grap another, bigger stronger, god to protect you it's ok if the first god knows.

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Thursday, May 18, 2006 2:04 PM

DAYVE



be careful what you say...blasphemer... or the Condiment Gods will strike you down with those little plastic forks.....



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Thursday, May 18, 2006 2:14 PM

COPILOT


Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm honey and ketchup.
What kind of god could be angry with that?!?

An I carried such a torch

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Thursday, May 18, 2006 2:26 PM

STDOUBT


SALSA!!!

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Thursday, May 18, 2006 2:30 PM

DAYVE


Quote:

Originally posted by copilot:
honey and ketchup.
What kind of god could be angry with that?!?



ok you guys are rapidly approaching the realm of the weird here..

now i can support the marriage of honey & peanut butter, but i will have none of this ketchup/honey nonsense....

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Thursday, May 18, 2006 2:46 PM

13


I agree. Ketchup with honey is just wrong.

Who's up for roasted marshmellows dipped in ketchup and salsa? It's damn tasty! New item at Big Kahuna Burger...

Try a Red Apple cigarette while you're their.

-13

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Thursday, May 18, 2006 3:08 PM

CHRISTHECYNIC


Quote:

Originally posted by copilot:
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm honey and ketchup.
What kind of god could be angry with that?!?


Angry that you have it and he doesn't is all.

See it's the law of conservation of condiments. Whenever you mix some over here some of the metaphysical stuff disappears over there.

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Thursday, May 18, 2006 3:13 PM

STDOUBT


Best fry sauce = ketchup+mayonnaise mixed to a light pink.
Try it -it will open your eyes to condiment heaven.
EDIT: Chocolate shakes make good dippin' too ;]

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Friday, May 19, 2006 3:11 AM

DEEPGIRL187


Ketchup and honey?
Ketchup and Mayonnaise?
*shudder*
No thanks.

But as long as we're talking about combinations here, honey and butter all the way. Spread some on a piece of toast or some pita bread. Mmmm, yummers.

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Friday, May 19, 2006 3:51 AM

MAL4PREZ


Quote:

Originally posted by STDOUBT:
SALSA!!!




NEWMAN'S OWN PEACH SALSA!!!!

WITH HINT OF LIME CHIPS!!!


(AT least 50% of my diet, right there)

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Friday, May 19, 2006 4:14 AM

ROCKETJOCK


Quote:

Originally posted by Dayve:
ok... on eggs, yeah sure....but back in my very humble college days when i was between gigs selling my own blood for ten bucks a pint...i would take the ketchup packs from the school cafeteria, combined with a little water and heated on the hot plate to make tomato soup...oh, and i stole crackers too....

alas, the sufferings we must endure for our art....



This is what is technically referred to as a comdimentree. (Pronounced "Kon-De-Mon-Tray"). Another example is a "salad" consisting entirely of packet-derived croutons, bacon bits, and dressing. I'm sure anyone who's ever been a starving student can come up with other examples.

"The important thing is the spices.
A man can live on packaged food from
here til Judgement Day if he's got
enough rosemary."
-- Shepherd Book

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Friday, May 19, 2006 6:34 AM

DAYVE


the day old bread store comes to mind..... also i learned several survival tricks from Abby Hoffmans... "Steal This Book"....

want to see movie with no cashy money... stand outside the theater with your shirt off... loudly proclaim...." I forgot my shirt" ..run in, watch movie..leave



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Friday, May 19, 2006 6:39 AM

FUTUREMRSFILLION


Did you know that all ketchup is not tomato ketchup.

There are many forms. Mushroom, anchovy. You name it. I have a whole section of an edwardian cookbook devoted to it.

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Friday, May 19, 2006 7:50 AM

CHRISTHECYNIC


Quote:

Originally posted by FutureMrsFIllion:
Did you know that all ketchup is not tomato ketchup.

There are many forms. Mushroom, anchovy. You name it. I have a whole section of an edwardian cookbook devoted to it.


All IMPORTANT ketchup is tomato ketchup.

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Friday, May 19, 2006 8:34 AM

DAYVE


Quote:

Originally posted by FutureMrsFIllion:
Did you know that all ketchup is not tomato ketchup.



that's why i prefer the "Free Range" variety....

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Friday, May 19, 2006 8:38 AM

RHYIANAN


Quote:

Originally posted by deepgirl187:
Ketchup and honey?
Ketchup and Mayonnaise?
*shudder*
No thanks.

But as long as we're talking about combinations here, honey and butter all the way.



Here's another: ketchup and mustard mixed together.....perfect on hot dogs.

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Friday, May 19, 2006 8:43 AM

CHRISTHECYNIC


Quote:

Originally posted by Dayve:
Quote:

Originally posted by FutureMrsFIllion:
Did you know that all ketchup is not tomato ketchup.



that's why i prefer the "Free Range" variety....


That always seemed so cruel to me, the little ketchups out there roughing it on the range, fighting to survive, making plans for the future, and then one day, without warning, BANG! Killed and sold off to sit on a restaurant table until all of their precious bodily fluids have been forced out of them and devoured with hamburgers or fries.

Poor little things never saw it coming.

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Friday, May 19, 2006 8:48 AM

SPACEMANSPIFF


Anybody remember this?

"Ketchup.....Catsup....
Ketchup.....Catsup.....
I'm in over my head."

Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?

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Friday, May 19, 2006 8:48 AM

FUTUREMRSFILLION


I don't think it is BANG so much as SMOOSH! Which is worse.

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Friday, May 19, 2006 8:52 AM

COPILOT


ohhhhhh smooshed? Now I feel all bad for my ketchup addiction. Perhaps we could campain for the humain treatment of ketchups!

An I carried such a torch

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Friday, May 19, 2006 9:03 AM

DAYVE


ya know, sometimes it's for the best.... the poor mom...they have a very large litter you know... liter actually.... or more, and besides that the natural attrition rate is phenomenal. I mean it just 'goes' with so many things...marauding bands of bland happy meals being just one of the many dangers....

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Friday, May 19, 2006 9:37 AM

AGATSU


Ketchup.

We only have that one word in German, anyways.

For Ketchup, I mean, not in general.

BROWNCOATS UNITE!

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Friday, May 19, 2006 9:38 AM

CHRISTHECYNIC


Quote:

Originally posted by Dayve:
ya know, sometimes it's for the best.... the poor mom...they have a very large litter you know... liter actually.... or more, and besides that the natural attrition rate is phenomenal. I mean it just 'goes' with so many things...marauding bands of bland happy meals being just one of the many dangers....


I'm suddenly reminded of my time in Italy (I love that place by the way) I was Assisi and was waiting for spaghetti for ages. Then it occurred to me, this is a small restaurant in a small city on a hill. The didn't have space to store the spaghetti so the had to go out and kill one, but they were on a hill, not the natural habitat of spaghetti so I had to wait for them to go out, hunt down a spaghetti, catch it, kill it, and boil it up for me.

It was worth it though, nothing like a freshly killed spaghetti.

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If you don't see how this related to the ketchups and their natural predators the bland happy meals ... well you just kind of have to grok it for yourself.

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Friday, May 19, 2006 9:44 AM

FUTUREMRSFILLION


I can see it now

FMF: how do you say pool shark
Agatsu: Ketchup
FMF: how do you say balderdash\
Agatsu: Ketchup.

My FAVORITE german word - winkelmesser (spelling?)

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Friday, May 19, 2006 9:51 AM

CHRISTHECYNIC


Well they do say German has one of the smallest word counts of any language, and one is certainly one of the smallest word counts.

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Friday, May 19, 2006 9:58 AM

DAYVE


i always thought that stuff grew on trees....
pesky lil range critters.....

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Friday, May 19, 2006 9:58 AM

DAYVE


spaghetti... not Germans...

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Friday, May 19, 2006 9:59 AM

FUTUREMRSFILLION


Thats SPAGHETTI that grows on trees. Geez! Next you will tell me you didn't know that chocolate milk comes from black and white cows!

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Friday, May 19, 2006 10:00 AM

DAYVE


i know where they come from....

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Friday, May 19, 2006 10:02 AM

DAYVE


i lead a very sheltered life... but they let out tuesday and snorkelsday

out...out i say

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Friday, May 19, 2006 10:09 AM

FUTUREMRSFILLION


damn spot!

Out, damn'd spot! out, I say!
Yet who would have thought the old man to have had so much ketchup in him?

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