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Life Onboard Serenity: To Londinium Part 2

POSTED BY: SAMEERTIA
UPDATED: Thursday, June 29, 2006 13:30
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Thursday, June 29, 2006 10:39 AM

SAMEERTIA


Uh, okay, Shipscat is with me, under my jacket. So... Oh screw it!

Ertia curls on the floor of the cargo bay, tranqed to the eyeballs, Shipscat curled unconscious against her chest. "Yup." Ertia thinks to herself as the world goes black, "That went well..."

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Thursday, June 29, 2006 10:46 AM

EXPERIMENT62


the pain in 62 leg wasnt that bad, that wolf guy was a bad shot.

he was being chased by a crazy claw armed human with a shotgun, he was a bit confused

*62 turns around to shoot this wolf guy but he wasnt there.*

"lost him..WAAAARGH!" squeaked 62 as he fell through a grate he was standing on.

* large bangs were coming from the vents and a sweat covered wolf head popped out from the broken grate*

"there you are!" shouted wolf and 62 at the same time.

*wolf was stunned that a troll/lizard/monkey could talk, this was 62 chance to drug up this chongfa.*

* he fired his tranq uzi right at wolfs face until he could be mistaken as a hedghog. being now tranqulised he flopped out and gave 62 his freedom.*

"tee hee.. sweet dreams, hee hee hee hee.." giggled 62 while scuttling into the vents again.

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Thursday, June 29, 2006 10:55 AM

BIGWOLF18


*the gremlin ran up the fent and didn't notice wolf move the peice of clear plastic from in front of his face . he ran to the vents and saw the troll turn the corner. he climed in and followed it.*

wolf" where are you ?"

*as he turend the corner, he saw the thing jump out in front of him he put his metal arm up. the beast fired but the tranqs peirced the skin the shattered, wolf went up to him and, claws extended he cut the monsters guns in half, both guns fell to the ground.*

62" peice of go se!"

*the gremlin poked him in the eye and scurried away*


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Thursday, June 29, 2006 11:04 AM

EXPERIMENT62


62 was sad that his guns had beed guillotined. be he was also happy 'cause he poked that mean man in the eye.. (as is the circle of life..)

* 62 made a u-turn at the next vant juncttion to make it to the bridge, he knew he could do damage there.*

"oh yeah.. the vertical vent of kitty fall down"

* as he slowly clawed his way up, wolf grabbed onto 62's legs and started to pull him down*

"NO!" screamed 62 as wolf was getting his gun ready

*he kicked wolf in the temple to disorientate him, it worked and he scurried up to the bridge.*

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Thursday, June 29, 2006 11:07 AM

DRPAIN


*After about ten minutes of waiting Pain saw a younger looking man walk towards him and say*

Mr. Donovan Richards I presume?

*Donovan Richards was the name Inara had used for Pain, since he didn't want to risk being caught by the feds (long story involving lots of gunfire and a half dozen warrants). Pain stood up and said*

Yeah that's me and you are?

*The young man replied*

I'm the guy who'll be taking your measurements. Please face the mirrors and don't fidget.

*Pain sneered at the man while his back was turned. The guy took out a device and scanned Pain's body. After a minute the guy said to Pain*

What kind of suit do you want? Single breasted? Double breasted? Traditional?

*Pain said to the man*

I'm not much of a suit man. Suprise me.

*The tailor nodded and went into the back room. In a short time he came out with several suits. He carefully put them on the chair and showed Pain each one. After a few no's and a couple of maybe's, Pain finally said*

That one will do.

*The tailor nodded and said*

Good choice Mr. Richards I'll tailor it to your measurements now.

One hour later after a few pokings and some choice swear words....

*Pain walked out of the building with his new suit in hand (well in one of those plastic things they put suits in so they won't get dirty) and hailed the nearest hovertaxi. Pain got in and said to the driver*

Take me to these coordinates.

*The driver muttered something as he tapped in the coordinates and the hovertaxi sped to its destination. Pain thought to himself*

I'll have to thank Inara later for paying for this suit.

*Fifteen minutes of flying and a close call with a flock of low flying birds later, the hovertaxi stopped and Pain got out. He tipped the driver and entered Serenity's cargo bay. He saw things strewn about and Ertia laying on the floor and said*

Now what in the ruttin' hell's been goin' on here?

*He bent down to check on her when a dart hit him in the neck. He said as he fell next to Ertia*

Oh son of a bi....*THUD*

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Thursday, June 29, 2006 11:13 AM

BIGWOLF18


*wolf shook off the goblin attack and ran up to the bridge. he grabbed the beast as it fell from the vent, he shot out his claws and cut of his goblin genitals.*

*as the montrosity screamed in pain. wolf called for re-inforcements. jayne, mal and kaylee ran in with various weapons. but pain jumped in firt with revenge in his eyes , both desert eagles fireing he shot and shot and both of the trolls feet got exploded by the barage of bullets.*


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Thursday, June 29, 2006 11:18 AM

EXPERIMENT62


wolf you meanie!

*62 now in serious pain dragged himself over as far as possible from wolf and the over humans, but soon he couldnt last and black out..*

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Thursday, June 29, 2006 11:20 AM

BIGWOLF18


* wolf walked up and wispered in the trols ear,*

wolf" dude, you got neutered!"




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Thursday, June 29, 2006 11:22 AM

EXPERIMENT62


"GURGLEGLASHFLUMBLE.!"

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Thursday, June 29, 2006 11:25 AM

BIGWOLF18


*the gremlin blacked out.*

whew after tht i need bed, cya tomorrow guys!


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Thursday, June 29, 2006 11:28 AM

EXPERIMENT62


yeah i spose i will too. grow my legs back while im at it

62 dreams of cheese...

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Thursday, June 29, 2006 11:35 AM

13


(G'night, English!)

Escorted out of a elegant mansion by a large butler, 13 angrily pushes away the man, straightening his tunic.

"Stupid Core..can't even get to a decent party without an invite!"

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'I don't know. He seems kind of peculiar.'

'Maybe he's Canadian!'

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Thursday, June 29, 2006 11:57 AM

DRPAIN


*Pain aimed one of his pistols and shot the creature in the hands. It snarled and screached before blacking out again. Jayne said to Pain*

Why'd ya go and do that for?

*Pain said as he took a hold of the thing by it's neck*

Cause I'm in a gorram ruttin' bad mood. Today was supposed to be a nice day and then I had to deal with this go se.

*Pain walked out of the cargo bay with Mal, Jayne, and Wolf in tow. He held the creature by the neck and threw it with all his might. The creature squealed as it flew through the air and landed with a thud somewhere out of his sight. Pain turned to the Captain and said*

You and JR go finish up with your business with Sybil, me and Jayne will take care of this mess.

*Mal replied*

That's a good plan if'n I ever heard one.

*He walked over to the com said over the shipwide P.A.*

JR get your pigu into the cargo bay ma shong. We got finish the deal with Sybil.

*It took JR a while to enter the cargo bay and when he did he saw all the remains of the mayhem that went on. He said to Pain*

What went on here?

*Pain said a little irratated*

Long story. I'm sure the Captain or Wolf can fill you in.

*Pain looked at Ertia who was still on the floor passed out. He bent down, picked her and Shipscat up and said as he headed for the infirmary*

Now if'n you folks'll excuse me I'm a little tired and angry right now. It'd be best if'n you people left me alone.

*Pain set Ertia down in the exam chair and left the people in the cargo bay to their own devices as he sat down next to Ertia in Simon's chair.*

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Thursday, June 29, 2006 12:40 PM

SAMEERTIA


well, thank god THAT'S over.

Simon enters the infirmary, followed by Fly and Zoe supporting the badly tranqed Wash and stops when he sees Ertia and Pain already there.

"Right." The former trauma surgeon takes charge with calm efficiency.

He gestures Zoe and Fly to get Wash lying down while he checks Ertia's vitals first, and then Wash's. Catching Pain's worried gaze, Simon just says, "Why can't we ever just have a nice quiet visit... anywhere?"

Pain just frowns. Nice new suit. Special reservations. And his girl was a limp rag draped over an exam table. "She gonna be up soon?"

Simon nods. "I'm administering a counter-drug. She'll be up in an hour or so. So will he." He gestures to Wash reassuringly.

"ShipsCat?" Fly asks. The feline is awefully still.

"Yes. But I can't give her the counter-agent. Cats are too fragile." Simon admits, "She'll have to sleep it off. But I'm keeping her in here, away from any excitement."


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Thursday, June 29, 2006 12:41 PM

SAMEERTIA


we ready for a shiny new thread?

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Thursday, June 29, 2006 12:56 PM

13


Indeed.

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'I don't know. He seems kind of peculiar.'

'Maybe he's Canadian!'

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Thursday, June 29, 2006 1:09 PM

DRPAIN


*Pain says to Simon as he gets up and notices the blood from the creature on his clothes*

Well notify me when she wakes up. I'm goin' to change my clothes again and take a shower.

*Simon nods and says while checking Wash's vitals*

Ok Pain.

*Pain leaves the infirmary with Fly following him. She says as they walk up the stairs*

I'm sure she's goin' to be ok Pain. I just wish I was there to lend a hand.

*Pain raises an eyebrow and says*

Oh did you somewhere?

*Fly swallows some saliva, looks down at the floor and says*

Uh no actually I was in my bunk sleeping off a hangover.

*Pain opened the hatch to his bunk and climbed down the ladder, Fly following him. He said to her*

You've been drinkin' a lot this past week. What's wrong?

*Fly says as Pain takes off his shirt and throws it into the dirty laundry bag*

Well..I uh...I've been a little depressed lately. It seems everyone onboard has someone and I got noone.

*Pain puts on a clean shirt and says as he places a hand on her shoulder*

Don't say that. I'm sure you'll find someone one of these days. Hell you snagged me and we had a good run.

*Fly smiled and said as Pain took off his leg holsters*

Yeah but since then I haven't had noone since and I'm startin' to believe that I never will.

*Pain replied as he put on a clean pair of pants and retied his boots*

Hey don't say that EVER. You'll find someone you'll see. And when you do you two will be inseperable. Now stop thinkin' in the gutter and start bein' the Fly I know and still care about.

*Pain gave Fly a hug as they both exited his bunk. She said to him a little teary*

Thank you Pain you're a good guy, Ertia's a lucky woman to have you in her life just like I was and still am.

*Pain smiled and said as they both headed through the galley and back down to the infirmary*

Hell you're still the one I'd count on in a gunfight Fly. It's me who should be thankin' you.

*He gave her a peck on the cheek and said as he entered the shower room*

Don't beat yourself up Fly you'll find a man sooner or later.

*Pain closed the door, locked it, stripped off his clothes and took a shower.*

Yes new thread pretty please with a cherry on top.

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Thursday, June 29, 2006 1:14 PM

SAMEERTIA


Quote:

Hell you're still the one I'd count on in a gunfight Fly. It's me who should be thankin' you.


Yah. 'cause Ertia can't shoot for beans!

New thread coming up...


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Thursday, June 29, 2006 1:21 PM

DRPAIN


Quote:

Originally posted by SameErtia:
Yah. 'cause Ertia can't shoot for beans!


Well I'm sure she can shoot for something that's not in the legume family.

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Thursday, June 29, 2006 1:30 PM

SAMEERTIA


roflmao!
Thanks, Pain! I needed that!

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