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Wednesday, July 12, 2006 11:23 AM

PENGUIN


We penguins don't be having scurvy...we be eatin' oranges!



Prepare to board!




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Wednesday, July 12, 2006 11:42 AM

13


Vitamin C is bad luck, ye cornfed wet-ear!

WHERE'S ME CUTLASS!? I GOT REVENGIN' TO BE DONE!

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'Shiny moments aren't a destination any of us get to, and stay put forever. They're unknowable, brief flashes in time. That's what makes them shiny.' -GorramReevers

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Wednesday, July 12, 2006 11:46 AM

RMMC


It be in your be-hind, Capt'n 13.

Crew! Let's send them to Davy Jones' locker...his boots be having the worst odors.

*******
ARRMMC

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Wednesday, July 12, 2006 11:48 AM

MSG


OK you guys are so damn funny:)

Failure isn't an option, it's bundled with your software:)



and as we're pirates I shall get out my liquid black eyeliner for all

I choose to rise instead of fall- U2

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Wednesday, July 12, 2006 11:52 AM

13


This be a mutinous act! THIS BE A MUTINOUS ACT!!

*Drawing his cutlass from his behind, Capt'n 13 waves it about menacingly, baring his Vitamin C-hating teeth*

Nobody shall endure squid-feet when I'm still around!

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'Shiny moments aren't a destination any of us get to, and stay put forever. They're unknowable, brief flashes in time. That's what makes them shiny.' -GorramReevers

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Wednesday, July 12, 2006 11:55 AM

PENGUIN


Quote:

Originally posted by 13:
Vitamin C is bad luck, ye cornfed wet-ear!

WHERE'S ME CUTLASS!? I GOT REVENGIN' TO BE DONE!



What are you going to do with a car on the high seas??




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Wednesday, July 12, 2006 11:55 AM

RMMC


Don't be forgettin' yer eye patch, matey!

*takes a swig of rum and passes the bottle over*

Are ye handy with a cutlass, lass? Them rodents is small but fierce. Don't be fooled by their thievin' smiles none. They'd soon step on ya as spit in the ocean.

*****
RMMC

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Wednesday, July 12, 2006 11:56 AM

MSG


hey I like squid feet ( well long as they are cut up, breaded nicely, and served with dipping sauce)

I choose to rise instead of fall- U2

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Wednesday, July 12, 2006 12:01 PM

RMMC


That be a terrible cutlass, ye land-lubber bird-brains.

This be a cutlass:


We be a ship with class, we be.

******
RMMC

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Wednesday, July 12, 2006 12:10 PM

MSG


oooooh that is a lovely car!!!!

I choose to rise instead of fall- U2

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Wednesday, July 12, 2006 12:15 PM

EMMARIGBY


*Bursting into the thread singing raucously*

Ohhhhh,

Most days are like all of the others,
Go to work, come back home, watch TV,
But, brother, if I had me druthers,
I'd chuck it and head out to sea,

For I dream of the skull and the crossbones,
I dream of the great day to come,
When I dump the mundane for the Old Spanish Main
And trade me computer for rum! ARRR!

T' me,
Yo, Ho, Yo, Ho,
It's "Talk Like A Pirate" Day!
When laptops are benches God gave us fer wenches,
And a sail ain't a low price ta pay!
When timbers are shivered and lillies are livered
And every last buckle is swashed,
We'll abandon our cars for a shipfull of ARRRs
And pound back the grog till we're sloshed! Yo ho....

Don't pick up yer phone and say "Hello,
Our ten-o-clock meeting's delayed",
Ye scrunch up yer face and ye bellow,
"AVAST! Ye've been bleedin' BELAYED!"

Ye can't keep this fun to yerself, I bet,
So sing "Aye!" "ARRR!" "Ayy!" every man!
We ain't got much grasp of the alphabet,
But a damn good retirement plan!

T' me,
Yo, Ho, Yo, Ho,
It's "Talk Like A Pirate" Day!
Whatever's in fashion is in for a thrashin'
And bein' polite is passe!
When it's ev'ry man's duty to grab his proud beauty
And let out a hearty YO HO!
And if this offends you, hold y'r breath as we sends you
Ta Davy Jones' Locker ya go! Yo ho....

We'll tell every banker "Heave to and weigh anchor!"
Buy latte with pieces of eight
We'll fight to be chosen as cap'n or bosun
The loser, o' course, is worst mate!

When we hoist Jolly Roger, the landlubbers dodge 'er,
We fill 'em with loathing and fear,
We'll plunder and pillage each city and village,
Or at least clean out Wal-Mart of beer!

There ain't no computin' or morning commutin',
No "Parking Lot Full" signs for me,
No lawns ta be mowin' or bills to be owin',
I'm knowin' the pull of the sea.

The fresh salty brace of the wind on my face
Through hurricane, sunshine or squalls,
I'm keepin' my eyes on the distant horizon,
Verizon can hold all my calls!

To wear a red coat full o' buckles,
To earn a few duelling scars,
Well, at least we can get a few chuckles
By filling the office with ARRRs!

And maybe we'll never get closer,
Than watchin' 'em on the big screen,
So here's to old Errol and Depp as Jack Sparrow,
And every damn one in between!

T' me,
Yo, Ho, Yo, Ho,
It's "Talk Like A Pirate" Day!
That time in September when sea dogs remember
That grown-ups still know how ta play!
When wenches are curvy and dogs are all scurvy
And a soft-wear patch covers your eye,
Ta hell with our jobs, for one day we're all swabs
And buccaneers all till we die!

So hoist up the mainsils and shut down your brain cells,
They only would get in the way,
Avast there, me hearty, we're havin' a party,
It's "Talk... Like... A Pirate" Day!



(not my filk, but I recommend you lookl it up. It's even better with music!)

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Wednesday, July 12, 2006 12:23 PM

13


Aye.

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Wednesday, July 12, 2006 12:39 PM

RMMC


Alrighty-matey, if we be singin' then let it be pirate songs!

♪When I was just a lad looking for my true vocation
My father said "Now son, this choice deserves deliberation
Though you could be a doctor or perhaps a financier
My boy why not consider a more challenging career"
Hey ho ho
You'll cruise to foreign shores
And you'll keep your mind and body sound
By working out of doors
True friendship and adventure are what we can't live without
And when you're a professional pirate
That's what the job's about
Now take Sir Francis Drake, the Spanish all despise him
But to the British he's a hero and they idolize him.
It's how you look at buccaneers that makes them bad or good
And I see us as members of a noble brotherhood
Hey ho ho
We're honorable men
And before we lose our tempers we will always count to ten
On occasion there may be someone you have to execute
But when your a professional pirate
You don't have to wear a suit..... what?
I could have been a surgeon
I like taking things apart
I could have been a lawyer
But I just had too much heart
I could have been in politics
Cause I've always been a big spender
And me...I could have been a contender
Some say that pirates steal and should be feared and hated
I say we're victims of bad press it's all exaggerated
We'd never stab you in the back, we'd never lie or cheat
We're just about the nicest guys you'd ever want to meet
Hey ho ho
It's one for all for one
And we'll share and share alike with you and love you like a son
We're gentlemen of fotune and that's what we're proud to be
And when your a professional pirate
You'll be honest brave and free
The soul of decency
You'll be loyal and fair and on the square
And most importantly
When you're a professional pirate
You're always in the best of company!!♪


From "Muppet Treasure Island"

******
RMMC

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Wednesday, July 12, 2006 1:04 PM

EMMARIGBY


*Distressed squarking*

"What ya doin' matey?"

"Makin' a salad."

"No, no! Ya need CARROT shavings! Carrot!"

"I be on the Atkins diet!"


Yo ho ho ho!!

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Wednesday, July 12, 2006 1:23 PM

KANEMAN


"Aargh, Capt'n ye be own'n a one legged parrot"
"That be cause fer mutiny"

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Wednesday, July 12, 2006 1:28 PM

GUYWHOWANTSAFIREFLYOFHISOWN


if there be one treacherous soul who think's that scurvy 13 can do a better job than me, let him stand!



http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/llama.php
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Wednesday, July 12, 2006 1:47 PM

PDCHARLES

What happened? He see your face?


Arrrr!

Ye be some swashbucklin', salty, sons-of-a-seahag...

I've waded in the waters of one-eyed willy...

I've bathed at Bath boasting Blackbeard's booty...

I've cut crabs and conchs with me cutlass...

I've....


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Wednesday, July 12, 2006 1:52 PM

KANEMAN


" Arrr, Capt'n the seas are kick'n and the winds be blowin."...."And ye scurvy cutlass needs a swab'n"

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Wednesday, July 12, 2006 2:57 PM

13


Me cutlass ain't be in any need o' 'swab'n! Now, let's settle this debate, man to man!

Guy vs. 13

PLACE YOUR BETS!

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'It's Braedan. With an A.'

'Shiny moments aren't a destination any of us get to, and stay put forever. They're unknowable, brief flashes in time. That's what makes them shiny.' -GorramReevers

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Wednesday, July 12, 2006 3:01 PM

PDCHARLES

What happened? He see your face?


Lucky NumbArrrrrr 13...


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Wednesday, July 12, 2006 3:10 PM

13


Aye, it be the luck of the numbaaarrrr I have on me side, and my roger is jolly!

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'It's Braedan. With an A.'

'Shiny moments aren't a destination any of us get to, and stay put forever. They're unknowable, brief flashes in time. That's what makes them shiny.' -GorramReevers

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Wednesday, July 12, 2006 3:17 PM

KANEMAN


Aye, number 13 with a bullet!

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Wednesday, July 12, 2006 3:23 PM

13


It seems that I be gaining bets, whereas this 'Guy' is nowhere to be found!

Alright, deckhands and crewman! Hunt the seas for that land-hugging pup!

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'It's Braedan. With an A.'

'Shiny moments aren't a destination any of us get to, and stay put forever. They're unknowable, brief flashes in time. That's what makes them shiny.' -GorramReevers

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Wednesday, July 12, 2006 4:35 PM

GUYWHOWANTSAFIREFLYOFHISOWN


here I be, just been gettin' ready to fight 13


*makes the first attack with his rapier, which moves too fast for 13's heavy cutlass to block, running 13 through his shoulder*

now tie up this scurvy dog, and have him walk the plank!



http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/llama.php
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98% of teens have smoked pot, if you are one of the 2% that haven't, copy this into your signature

I'm so into Firefly, my butt glows in the dark.

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Wednesday, July 12, 2006 4:38 PM

13


Yargh. That be a problem.

Heavy cutlasses be a thing o' the past, boy. This here pistol'll finish ya off nice and final-like.

*BANGsucka!*

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'It's Braedan. With an A.'

'Shiny moments aren't a destination any of us get to, and stay put forever. They're unknowable, brief flashes in time. That's what makes them shiny.' -GorramReevers

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Wednesday, July 12, 2006 4:57 PM

KANEMAN


Aarr..capt'n seems you missed the limey in pirates clothing. Now he's off with yer treasure....don't worry that peg legged scallywag won't get far

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Wednesday, July 12, 2006 5:08 PM

13


13: Peg-leg!? I thought his father was a tree...Anyway, let's be claimin' me treasure, so's I can bury it again!

RMMC: Instead of just burying the treasure, why can't we use it to buy things? Y'know, things we like!

13: ...*BANG*

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'It's Braedan. With an A.'

'Shiny moments aren't a destination any of us get to, and stay put forever. They're unknowable, brief flashes in time. That's what makes them shiny.' -GorramReevers

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Wednesday, July 12, 2006 5:11 PM

GUYWHOWANTSAFIREFLYOFHISOWN


*creeps up behind 13 points his new pistols at the back of 13's head*


BAM!!!!

*13's corpse is thrown overboard*

now, be there any more takers?



http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/llama.php
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98% of teens have smoked pot, if you are one of the 2% that haven't, copy this into your signature

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Wednesday, July 12, 2006 5:48 PM

13


*Luckily, 13 had just snatched a certain cursed Aztec gold coin from a certain chest of Cortes himself.*

HERE'S A TAKER FER YE!!

*PUNCHkidneyruptureSLAPdrawcutlassSTABpiercelungs*



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'Shiny moments aren't a destination any of us get to, and stay put forever. They're unknowable, brief flashes in time. That's what makes them shiny.' -GorramReevers

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Wednesday, July 12, 2006 6:01 PM

GUYWHOWANTSAFIREFLYOFHISOWN


*heals thanks to the power of a mystical incan amulet*

did ye really think ye could do away with me so easily?

you scurvy dog!



http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/llama.php
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98% of teens have smoked pot, if you are one of the 2% that haven't, copy this into your signature

I'm so into Firefly, my butt glows in the dark.

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Wednesday, July 12, 2006 6:05 PM

13


That I did.

HAVE AT YOU! *CLASHINGSTEEL*

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Wednesday, July 12, 2006 6:07 PM

GUYWHOWANTSAFIREFLYOFHISOWN


*CLANGCLINKSTABGASPKILL*

and I'll have that coin 13

*takes the coin from 13's dying body*



http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/llama.php
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98% of teens have smoked pot, if you are one of the 2% that haven't, copy this into your signature

I'm so into Firefly, my butt glows in the dark.

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Wednesday, July 12, 2006 6:09 PM

KANEMAN


Aargh, crew their just o'er the bluff...it's seems to be shaping into a battle for the ages...and hurry up ya smelly sea bass. yer going to miss this...and bring the treasure and the wenches...to the winner goes ye spoils.

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Wednesday, July 12, 2006 6:20 PM

ROCKETJOCK


Thanks for the song EmmaRigby!

I've got to memorize this before my guild's next RenFair fireside singalong! Aaaar!

"For it is, it is, a glorious thing, to be a pirate king!" -- W.S. Gilbert

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Wednesday, July 12, 2006 6:35 PM

13


WENCHES!?

I'd best be in fit fighting form, then, won't I?

*recovers*

Gimme back me coin, ye Canuck-bashing clone-breeder!

*CLASHDUEL*

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'It's Braedan. With an A.'

'Shiny moments aren't a destination any of us get to, and stay put forever. They're unknowable, brief flashes in time. That's what makes them shiny.' -GorramReevers

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Wednesday, July 12, 2006 6:37 PM

GUYWHOWANTSAFIREFLYOFHISOWN


*KILLTODEATH*


13 is now fully dead!!!!










yarg



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98% of teens have smoked pot, if you are one of the 2% that haven't, copy this into your signature

I'm so into Firefly, my butt glows in the dark.

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Wednesday, July 12, 2006 6:37 PM

ROCKETJOCK


And one more chantey, with a slight Sci-Fi flavor this time:

Oh what's the use of this looting and pillaging,
swinging my ray gun through blood, guts and gore,
robbing and raping and looting grow boring;
the life of a pirate's no fun anymore.

(chorus)

No fun anymore, no fun anymore,
it's only a job, it's no fun anymore.


It's always the same, all the planing and ambusing,
pouncing, attacking, and hauling away,
the whoring and boozing and passing out afterwards,
it's getting monotonous day after day.

(chorus)

Day after day, day after day,
it's boring as hell fighting day after day.


I've bounced in more beds than there's hair on my you-know-whats,
I've bred enough bastards to crew my own ship,
I've never had time to stay home and raise one of 'em,
so who'll call me "Dad" when I've emptied my clip?

(chorus)

Emptied my clip, emptied my clip,
who'll call me "Dad" when I've emptied my clip?


I've got an urge to go do something different,
buy a nice farm, and a sweet buxom bride,
raise some tall crops and a lot of fat babies,
complacency's one sin that I've never tried.

(chorus)

I've never tried, I've never tried,
playing good citizen I've never tried.


I can't recall the tape or song title, but the performer was the incomparable Leslie Fish, on one of the classic Off-Centaur productions filk tapes of the 1980's. If anyone out there has a copy, please let me know.




"Good night Westley. I'll most likely kill you in the morning." -- The Dread Pirate Roberts (Mk III)

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Wednesday, July 12, 2006 6:42 PM

13


Tis but a scratch!

HyaahhHH!

*CLANGlegsweepTHRUST*

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Wednesday, July 12, 2006 6:44 PM

GUYWHOWANTSAFIREFLYOFHISOWN


*BLOCKSLASHSTAB*

I have been temporarily convinced that Canada is real



http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/llama.php
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Thursday, July 13, 2006 11:25 AM

RMMC


Quote:

Originally posted by 13:
13: Peg-leg!? I thought his father was a tree...Anyway, let's be claimin' me treasure, so's I can bury it again!

RMMC: Instead of just burying the treasure, why can't we use it to buy things? Y'know, things we like!

13: ...*BANG*



Arrrr...there be some impersonator here. No pirate what ever swum the seven seas would ever think of buying trinkets rather than stealing them!

*AAARRRMMC grapples with the heretic double and both fall into an open hatch*
A
A
A
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R
R
R
r
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h
h
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******
ARRMC

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Thursday, July 13, 2006 12:24 PM

KANEMAN


* Taking advantage of the turmoil, The Red Croc docks at port unseen*

" Grab yer garb n'board d'ship y'scuttlebums...Ye treasures unguarded..lets not forget thar wenches!"...(OOPS).....AARRRRRR!!!

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Thursday, July 13, 2006 12:31 PM

13


Yaargh, there be wench-stealing Red Croc-peoples about!

DEFEND ME SHIP, MATEYS!

*Rushes Kaneman, 85' Cutlass drawn*

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'It's Braedan. With an A.'

'Shiny moments aren't a destination any of us get to, and stay put forever. They're unknowable, brief flashes in time. That's what makes them shiny.' -GorramReevers

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Thursday, July 13, 2006 12:36 PM

KANEMAN


* Reaches in front vest pocket...toss bottle of rum in air*

"AARRR!! Ti's ye"

* Makes hasty get away *

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Thursday, July 13, 2006 12:39 PM

13


Oooo, rum! *Snatch*

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Thursday, July 13, 2006 12:49 PM

KANEMAN


* Noticing where capt'n 13 has placed rum...thinks out loud *

" AARRR..A'First a cutlass with d' doors ajar..how can a lowly ole buccaneer like me contend w'th that?"

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Thursday, July 13, 2006 12:54 PM

EMMARIGBY


Can you find the keys?

They're off the coast of Florida, matey!

Yo, ho ho ho!!

___________________
Hissssssssss!

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Thursday, July 13, 2006 1:43 PM

KANEMAN


"Aye..ye scaggle Emmarigby..I'll get d' keys ye can drive it out of the..ah..er...Garage"...AARRRRRR!!"

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Thursday, July 13, 2006 2:27 PM

TRAVELER


Not a Cutlass with its doors all ajar
Who wrecked this great American Car
Was it space monkeys I cried
Maybe it was them, they all lied
It runs pretty bad and never goes vary far

Watch out for these terrible tricks
About a "Threads" called "Limericks, Limericks, Limericks"
I've worned you for now
So don't have cow
If bury you with poems like bricks

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Thursday, July 13, 2006 2:53 PM

GUYWHOWANTSAFIREFLYOFHISOWN


you know, only 1 has pirate was ever known to bury treasure



http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/llama.php
-try it out, I dare you

98% of teens have smoked pot, if you are one of the 2% that haven't, copy this into your signature

I'm so into Firefly, my butt glows in the dark.

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Thursday, July 13, 2006 3:01 PM

KANEMAN


Blackbeard?

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