Finish the Joke... by Piz

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Finish the Joke...

POSTED BY: PIZ
UPDATED: Saturday, July 15, 2006 11:33
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Saturday, July 15, 2006 7:22 AM

A shepherd, a companion, and a mercenary walk into a bar...

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"That's what government's for: get in a man's way." - Mal

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Saturday, July 15, 2006 7:32 AM

ZZETTA13

Well if its in a bar I guess the mercenary buys a beer for all three then replies "Guess its a slow day for everybody."

Z

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Saturday, July 15, 2006 9:50 AM

CAPTAINSHINY

"ouch","ouch", and "ouch" they all say, respectively.

-Stay Shiny
"The people who made the show, and the people who saw the show, which is roughly the same number of people, fell in love with it, a little bit too much to let it go, too much to lay down arms when when the battle looked pretty much lost. In Hollywood, people like that are called unrealistic, quixotic, obsessive... In my world, they're called Browncoats."
-Joss Whedon

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Saturday, July 15, 2006 10:16 AM

KAYNA

I love my captain

I don't really have an ending to this joke. It just seemed to me that the shepherd might be bad for business for the other two. Whether you're looking to buy a bedmate or a killer having a preacher present might discourage you.

If anyone can work that into a joke than be my guest. I suck at this.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Op: You're fighting a war you've already lost.
Mal: Yeah, well I'm known for that.

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Saturday, July 15, 2006 11:23 AM

SIMONWHO

...one leads his flock, one cleans his Glock, the other fixes her clock to cheat customers out of their fun.

I had another rhyme for the companion but there may be children present.

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Saturday, July 15, 2006 11:33 AM

BLUEEYEDBRIGADIER

Ya know...I would try to factor in the preacher starting up a lecture on the other two's sins. Cuz that would expected;)

Anyway..I suck at jokes not told fairly often.

BEB

Literature has shown us some of humanity's greatest achievements; history, some of our greatest failures -- Alun Lewis

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