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THE OTHER SHINY CAPTION GAME Round #52

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Tuesday, November 28, 2006 11:35 AM

CUNNINGORANGETOQUE


Hi everybody! (Hi Dr.Nick!...whups...)

Seems we have a 2nd win in a row for this weeks winner! This weeks winner, who is probably now hoping for a 3-peat, is:

ASARIAN


MAL: Wish I could help ya, Zoe, but I'm drying my nails.

/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\

CONGRATS!

And once again, we keep pushing forward to the next round!

This week featuring:



MAL:"No Jayne! The reavers are THAT way!"

JAYNE:"I just gotta take out this director-guy. One sec...he's annoying me; trying to tell me what to do..."

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Tuesday, November 28, 2006 11:44 AM

TPAGE


Mal: THE SHIP IS THAT WAY NUMNUTS!



And if someday on some little piss-ant moon/My hand is a little too slow, or my aim a little bit off/At least I’ll go down fighting, not lying abed surrounded by quacks - "Sir Warrick" by Geezer

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Tuesday, November 28, 2006 11:53 AM

DAVESHAYNE


Mal sings the "Gilligans Island Theme" whilst Jayne "The Human Beatbox" accompanies on submachinegun and mouth noises.

David

"Not completely as well as the series of Firefly..." - From a review of Serenity at amazon.de

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Tuesday, November 28, 2006 11:59 AM

TPAGE


Jayne: Yes Mal the sky is very blue today, but we've got *(^*&^(*&%(%$#@#@ REAVERS on our TAIL!!!



And if someday on some little piss-ant moon/My hand is a little too slow, or my aim a little bit off/At least I’ll go down fighting, not lying abed surrounded by quacks - "Sir Warrick" by Geezer

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Tuesday, November 28, 2006 12:46 PM

JPSTARGAZER





Mal: "No Jayne, he's over there! He's the one that cut me off outside the bank!"

OR

As Serenity prepared for the barn swallow, Mal, emulating The Babe, called his shot in the cargo hold.

OR

Nathan: "Hey, I don't remember leaving my car's headlights on...SUMMER!"



"All I got is a red guitar, three chords, and the truth...the rest is up to you"
--Bono

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Tuesday, November 28, 2006 12:50 PM

MAZAEN



Mal says, " Look there....there's McDonalds."
Jayne says, "Aint nothing going to stop me getting to McDonalds restaurant"

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Tuesday, November 28, 2006 1:42 PM

EMMARIGBY


Quote:







Mal summed up their hopes for the resolution of this situation with an interpretive dance. They all wanted to be "Ah ah ah ah, Stayin' alive!"

___________________
Hissssssssss!

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Tuesday, November 28, 2006 1:45 PM

DEBBIE


Mal: There right there dumb ass! Shoot! Shoot Now!

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Tuesday, November 28, 2006 2:47 PM

TPAGE


Mal: Who's that?
Jayne: FUCK 'EM! *BAM BAM*

or

Mal: Whoa, cool...*BAM* JAYNE! Stop shooting everything!



And if someday on some little piss-ant moon/My hand is a little too slow, or my aim a little bit off/At least I’ll go down fighting, not lying abed surrounded by quacks - "Sir Warrick" by Geezer

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Tuesday, November 28, 2006 3:03 PM

ASARIAN


Quote:

Originally posted by CunningOrangeToque:

Seems we have a 2nd win in a row for this weeks winner! This weeks winner, who is probably now hoping for a 3-peat, is:

ASARIAN




Now ain't that shiny! :)



MAL: Perhaps we should talk to that guy over there?
JAYNE: BWAM! BWAM!
MAL: Or, we could shoot more.


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Tuesday, November 28, 2006 4:01 PM

BLUEEYEDBRIGADIER




Mal: Jayne! Fox execs at 2 o'clock! Hit 'em now!

Jayne: Don't mind if I do

BEB

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Tuesday, November 28, 2006 4:58 PM

FLORALBUNNY


Congrats, asarian!!!

MAL: There's that gorramn FloralBunny, answering a "notify" and bumping an old used-up Caption thread again!

JAYNE: Head 'er off. Gonna have bunny stew for dinner!

THE BUN: Erk!









bun
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Tuesday, November 28, 2006 5:55 PM

CHOLLETT


Mal (to man who tries to come with): "Young man! There's no need to feel down, i said YOUNG MAN! Get yourself off the ground, i said....oh, frick. Too late."

OR

Mal: "DANCE! Nothin' left for meee to do but DANCE! All these bad times i'm goin' thru just DANCE! Got canned heat in my heels tonight, bay-beh!"

OR

Mal: "Go greased lightnin' you're turning up the quarter mile..."

OR

Mal: "Jayne! Look! What's that?"
Jayne: "Not fallin' for that one an eighth time..."

OR

Mal: "Jayne! It's that one! That's the impostor Kaylee!"
Jayne: "I can't do it Mal, either way it looks too much like..."

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Tuesday, November 28, 2006 6:31 PM

WALRUS


mal - (In thick japanese accent) "OH NO!!! RUN!!! IT'S GODZILLA!!!"

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Tuesday, November 28, 2006 8:55 PM

CHOO1701




Mal: KLINGONS ON THE STARBOARD BOW!!!

or

Mal: chap with Fox, six rounds rapid.

and

Mal: go on then! PULL MY FINGER!!!

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Tuesday, November 28, 2006 9:57 PM

MISSTRESSAHARA




MAL:Stop telling me how to emote Joss. Adam.

JAYNE:Got'im.

If I'm a bitch, then life just got interesting

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Tuesday, November 28, 2006 10:14 PM

FLORALBUNNY


MAL: I'm pointing right at it!

bun
~Bastards pointed out my turtle~

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Tuesday, November 28, 2006 10:20 PM

CHOO1701




Mal: Is it a bird? is it a plane?

Jayne: no, its your gorram ship!!!!

and

Mal: piont and click Jayne, piont and click...


(does anyone know what the white thing is behind Jayne? )

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Wednesday, November 29, 2006 1:57 AM

DEBBIE


Yo Partner head'em off at the pass.

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Wednesday, November 29, 2006 3:23 AM

WASHSYOUNGERSEXIERBR

Inter Arma Enim Silent Leges


How come the actions always going on OUTSIDE the picture???

or

Mal: GO WEST!!
Jayne: Where the grass is green
Mal: GO WEST!!
Jayne: Where The air is clean

or

Mal: LOOK! LOOK WHERE IM POINTING!


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Wednesday, November 29, 2006 3:29 AM

ASARIAN


Quote:

Originally posted by FloralBunny:

MAL: I'm pointing right at it!




Damn, you're good! :) You'll have my vote.


--
"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam

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Wednesday, November 29, 2006 5:05 AM

CANTER


I want to know how to play this game!! I've been lurking on these threads forever and want to know how to join.

I get the caption thing... but how is the voting(determination of winner) done?

I'm thinking we'll rise again!

Dec 1st: Big Damn Browncoat Vote http://richlabonte.net/tvvote/index.html


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Wednesday, November 29, 2006 7:48 AM

CHOO1701


CANTER: just post anything that sounds funny that comes into your head when you see the picture, and then post it. Spontanious ones always do well.



Mal: KRAKEN!!!

and

Jayne's Popeye impression was always missed by the others.

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Wednesday, November 29, 2006 2:07 PM

GRAYALBATROSS


LOOK at this finger! I chipped a nail!

OR

Mal: Well I think it looks like a bunny!

Jayne: Gorramit, I'm tellin' you, that cloud looks like a HORSIE!!!!

***
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Also, I can kill you with my brain

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Wednesday, November 29, 2006 5:23 PM

FLORALBUNNY


courtesy of GrayAlbatross:
When in doubt, consult the hamster.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Gorramnit, there go bits of my sandwich
into the keyboard again!

asarian -
Thanks, but I think two of us have now
referred to the same bit (Kaylee in OoG).

I'm sittin' here, waitin' to feel either
encyclopedic or creative.

Hey, Canter, let 'er rip! Right shiny to
have you here! Thread host's taste rules
who gets picked as finalists, and then
anyone can vote for best 2 or 3.
(No fair sucking up to host in PMs or sending
money.)


bun
~Bastards singed my turtle~

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Wednesday, November 29, 2006 8:48 PM

CHOO1701




Mal: FANGIRLS at 9'o clock fast.
Jayne: i hate those, they always make my ghin swell up- gorramit!!!!

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Thursday, November 30, 2006 5:12 AM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?




Mal: Ha! You missed one! Pay up!
Jayne(thinking): Gorram space monkeys never sit still...

OR

Mal: HEY! IS that my gorram ship?
Jayne: Looks like.
Mal: Did my gorram ship just take off without ME?

OR

Mal: BWAH!
Jayne: Um, it helps if you got a gun to do that with...

OR

Mal: Jayne if you could hit their ship there...there...and twice there...it should--
Jayne: RATTATATATATATATTTAATATATAATAATAAAAAAABOOM!
Mal: Or you could just blow it all to hell.

OR

Mal: Hey! They're stealing our boat!
Jayne: BLOODY PIRATES!


BWAH!
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Thursday, November 30, 2006 5:19 AM

CHOO1701


Okay, tenth crew member is now disqualified 'cause those are too damn funny

--------------------------

Mal: why is my gorram spaceship being chanced by the Stay Puft Marshmallow man?

or

Mal: DAMN THE TORPEDOS, FULL SPEED AHEAD!!!
Zoe (os): er...sir, were going the OTHER way...

and

Mal: thats. my. MOTHER!

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Thursday, November 30, 2006 5:53 AM

MSG


Quote:







Mal: Oh gorram it Simon's been into the mudders milk again. Jayne see if you can shoot him down 'for we have to explain to the townfolk 'bout the doc's "condition"....not that anyone will believe that's why he's wearing the leather bra.

"A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort."- Albright



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Thursday, November 30, 2006 6:03 AM

WASHSYOUNGERSEXIERBR

Inter Arma Enim Silent Leges


Mal: THEYRE TOWING MY SHIP!!!!
Jayne:not for long

or

Jayne wanted to finish the battle quickly as he was constipated and wanted the toilet


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Thursday, November 30, 2006 6:15 AM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?



Mal: Jayne, you're not aimin' to misbehave...more like you're aimin' to think about possibly bein' inconsiderate...

OR

Mal: FIRE!
Jayne: *blammo!*
Mal: No, numbnuts, there's a gorram fire on my ship...
Jayne: So, I shouldn't have shot the doc?

OR

Mal: Ai ya! Look what 'Nara's wearin'!
Jayne: I seen it. Wonder Woman ain't all that...but now Zoe over there, she got a Xena-look that's got my pecker about to pop off an' fly about!

OR

Mal was speechless as he saw the Death Star appear over the horizon. Jayne, however, was too preoccupied with bullseyeing womprats to notice.


BWAH!
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Thursday, November 30, 2006 6:26 AM

CHOO1701


EDIT: added some more. Boy is this game addictive



Mal always hated Christmas shopping, especially when the crew got the last big turkey. Luckily Jayne and Holly made them think otherwise.

and

Jayne didn't like it when people said he had preatty eyes.

and

Mal: "Thats no moon!..."
Jayne: quote that gorram movie one more time Mal and i'm gonna SHOT YA!!!

and

Thanksgiving at the Inara's world conquering folks didn't go exactly to plan...

or

Mal: and THATS for the ridiculous prices of a beer!!!

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Thursday, November 30, 2006 6:28 AM

ASARIAN


Quote:

Originally posted by FloralBunny:


asarian -
Thanks, but I think two of us have now
referred to the same bit (Kaylee in OoG).




Yeah, but you were first, and you quoted it right. :)


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Thursday, November 30, 2006 6:31 AM

ASARIAN


Quote:

Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:



Mal: BWAH!
Jayne: Um, it helps if you got a gun to do that with...




Now that is hilarious. :)


--
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Thursday, November 30, 2006 12:48 PM

DEBBIE


Mal:Oh God, are those pink elephants?

Jayne:Humm.

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Thursday, November 30, 2006 4:35 PM

GRAYALBATROSS


Mal: There Jayne! Aim and shoot! *sideways look* And if I'm very, very lucky, you'll do it in that order.

***
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Also, I can kill you with my brain

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Thursday, November 30, 2006 4:48 PM

CUNNINGORANGETOQUE


(time to do a little SW Ep.1-forgive me...)

MAL:"Stay in the cockpit Anakin!"

ANAKIN(os):"But Mal..."

MAL:"I said stay in that cockpit!"

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Thursday, November 30, 2006 6:22 PM

THEFIREFLYSERENITY


Mal: Give me back my wallet gorram it!

------------------------------------
Mal: What does that make us?
Zoe: Big Damn Heroes Sir!
Mal: Ain’t we just!

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Thursday, November 30, 2006 6:36 PM

ASARIAN


Quote:

Originally posted by CunningOrangeToque:








Or,

MAL: Expeliar.. expellarmo... expeliarmus... Oh, for frak' sake, Jayne, just shoot em!


--
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Thursday, November 30, 2006 6:45 PM

VERSEEXPLORER


2 in a row! Great captions, Asarian.



Nathan: There he is the myspace imposter. Get him.
*Adam shoots everyone in sight*




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Thursday, November 30, 2006 7:14 PM

BIONICBATMAN


MAL: Jayne, stop shooting the civillians! Shoot the Reavers!!!
JAYNE: AWWWW!!

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Thursday, November 30, 2006 8:40 PM

CHOO1701


Quote:

Originally posted by CunningOrangeToque:
(time to do a little SW Ep.1-forgive me...)

MAL:"Stay in the cockpit Anakin!"

ANAKIN(os):"But Mal..."

MAL:"I said stay in that cockpit!"




"...or i shot Jar Jar"

Jayne: Too late...

Had to finish that off for ya

(that and Jar Jar Binks is the BEST piont to why Serenity is so much better than Star Wars )


-----------------------------

TRAIN!!!

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Thursday, November 30, 2006 10:14 PM

BLUEEYEDBRIGADIER


Quote:

Originally posted by VerseExplorer:



Jayne: Mal! This ain't the time to be practicin' that epilectic contortin' you call dancing!

Mal: You ain't Mr. Smooth Groove, either!

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Friday, December 1, 2006 1:05 AM

WASHSYOUNGERSEXIERBR

Inter Arma Enim Silent Leges


Mal: Shoot the MONKEYS!! Those terrifying space monkeys!!

or

Mal: ENGAGE

or

Mal: THE BRITISH ARE COMING! THE BRITISH ARE COMING!


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Friday, December 1, 2006 1:21 PM

RAINSTICK


Quote:

Originally posted by VerseExplorer:



Mal: When I said 'aim to misbehave', which part of 'AIM' didn't you understand?

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Saturday, December 2, 2006 10:39 AM

REAVERINA1985RIVIERA


Quote:

Originally posted by CunningOrangeToque:







Mal: That Riviera's STILL beating us! Jayne, take out his tires!



---------------------------------------------
How many Jaynes does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to try to put it in and another to find a bigger hammer.

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Saturday, December 2, 2006 4:48 PM

GRAYALBATROSS


Mal: Dear God, a wardrobe malfunction

AND/OR

Jayne: Heeyyyyy

Mal: Jayne, Jayne, your line of fire is straying!

*ratatatat*

Mal: Damnit, look what you did! And we JUST got the mule repainted too..

***
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Saturday, December 2, 2006 5:25 PM

PUMAMANREDUX




(Narrator) "Our Big Damn Heroes were in a heap of trouble: the reavers were after them, tne local law was just coming over the ridge and the bridge was out. We'll be right back"


or

(Mal) "Its that paperboy again and he wants my two dollars. Jayne take em out!!!"

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Sunday, December 3, 2006 3:41 AM

PDCHARLES

What happened? He see your face?


Quote:

Originally posted by CHOLLETT:
Mal: "DANCE! Nothin' left for meee to do but DANCE! All these bad times i'm goin' thru just DANCE! Got canned heat in my heels tonight, bay-beh!"



Love some Jami...
This is the return of the space cowboy
Inter-planetary good vibe zone



latest vid


the lyrics http://www.greenplastic.com/lyrics/lucky.php

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Sunday, December 3, 2006 3:57 AM

COSMICFUGITIVE


E.T: (Off screen) E.T phone home.

JAYNE: Gorram it Mal, we got no time to make a return call! This critter is starting to damage my calm. I wanna get paid!


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