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THE OTHER SHINY CAPTION GAME Round #55

POSTED BY: CUNNINGORANGETOQUE
UPDATED: Sunday, January 21, 2007 12:03
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Monday, January 8, 2007 8:04 PM

CUNNINGORANGETOQUE


Welcome to the first round to begin in the new year!

And the new year begins with the winner of the end of the last year!

SAB39!!!


In every generation there is a chosen one. She alone will battle the hormones, the hard-ons and the forces of sexual frustration. She is - The Layer.

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Congrats! Do i sense a 3-peat, or will someone else take the throne?

Let us see what you all make of this morbid and creepifying picture:



KAYLEE:"Like, Scoob, is there a zombie behind me or something?"

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Creator of "THE OTHER SHINY CAPTION GAME"!
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Monday, January 8, 2007 8:44 PM

BLUEEYEDBRIGADIER


Quote:

Originally posted by CunningOrangeToque:
Let us see what you all make of this morbid and creepifying picture:



KAYLEE:"Like, Scoob, is there a zombie behind me or something?"



Ok...how's about this to start things off:

Kaylee knew she was having a bad day when even the mummified corpses started mocking her.

BEB

Literature has shown us some of humanity's greatest achievements; history, some of our greatest failures -- Alun Lewis

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Monday, January 8, 2007 8:52 PM

CHOO1701






Kaylee: i have a bad feeling about this....

and

Coming soon to Fox: EXTREME when Flan's go bad!!

and

Kaylee: wasn;t me...
Zombie: the smell!! it burns!!!

and

Dave (the zombie): Give us a kiss...right on the cheek



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TRAIN!!!

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Monday, January 8, 2007 9:24 PM

ASARIAN


Quote:

Originally posted by CunningOrangeToque:







Congrats, sab39! :)


KAYLEE: These fun-house mirrors are a mite too unsettlin' for me.

Or,

ZOMBIE: *wink* ... 'Cause you're pretty.


--
"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam

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Monday, January 8, 2007 9:36 PM

JPSTARGAZER




Jewel: "Uh, Joss...the dead guy just touched my butt."


OR

Just as Nathan walked out of his trailer in the miniskirt, Jewel averted her eyes. One of the extras was not so lucky.

OR

Nathan (OS): "Alright Jewel, if you want to be in Slither 2, you're going to have to let me hear your scream."
Jewel: "Um, what's my motivation?"
Nathan: "What's that behind you..."

OR

Simon (singing): "Don't turn around, ah oh...Der Reavers are in town, uh oh!"
(sorry for any 80's nightmares I just induced)



"All I got is a red guitar, three chords, and the truth...the rest is up to you"
--Bono

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Monday, January 8, 2007 9:45 PM

ASARIAN


Quote:

Originally posted by CunningOrangeToque:







KAYLEE: Si..Simon, what happened here?
SIMON (OS): Are you familiar with the works of Shan Yu?

Or,

Simon showed Kaylee the new Surgeon General's Warning poster: "Window Shopping Is Hazardous to Your Health."


--
"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam

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Monday, January 8, 2007 10:44 PM

TATHRASEVENTEEN


Quote:

Originally posted by CunningOrangeToque:






ZOMBIE: "Also, I can kill you with my face."

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Monday, January 8, 2007 11:58 PM

ASARIAN


Quote:

Originally posted by CunningOrangeToque:






Lotsa room for material here. :)

HIGGINS (OS, to Zombie): "Jayne Cobb cost you four years of your life, plus a perfectly good eyeball. And here's the poetical portion. he's back in town."

Or,

Casting Agency: "Okay, you, on the right, thanks for auditioning. Don't call us, we'll call you."


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Tuesday, January 9, 2007 12:40 AM

DESKTOPHIPPIE




Wrap Party Madness - The Morning After

Jewel: Uh... I think Nathan might need just a little more make-up this morning...




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Tuesday, January 9, 2007 1:08 AM

WASHSYOUNGERSEXIERBR

Inter Arma Enim Silent Leges


Knock Knock,
Whos There??
Johnny
Johnny Who??
JOHNNY ZOMBIE!!

or

Redneck Zombie- HEY MA!! I got me a pretty one

or

Jewel wasnt impressed with her new movie "girls shouldnt play with dead things" especially when her undead costar got very close behind her

Kaylee:whats wrong? Why are u all looking so strange

all:er...

Zoe: Your eyebrows are uneven hun

or

Nobody noticed but king kong (the camera man) can be seen reflected above the zombies shoulder


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Tuesday, January 9, 2007 1:09 AM

TEACHDAIRE


Jewel was glad of the security barriers at the convention...




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For every battle honour, a thousand heroes die along, unremembered and unsung...

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Tuesday, January 9, 2007 1:16 AM

DESKTOPHIPPIE




Jewel finds out just how long fans are prepared to wait in line for her autograph.




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Tuesday, January 9, 2007 1:35 AM

ASARIAN


Quote:

Originally posted by CunningOrangeToque:






Oh, this is fun a-plenty! :)


KAYLEE: Um, someone ELSE wants to dance with me? Please?

KAYLEE: Simon, remember that sex we were planning to have, ever?... It can wait a while.

SIMON: We still have no idea how it works, but during the Wraith feeding process, the victim is injected with a special enzyme. It..."
JOSS: Cut!



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"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam

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Tuesday, January 9, 2007 2:26 AM

COSMICFUGITIVE


Quote:

Originally posted by CunningOrangeToque:

[img] [/img]




In an attempt to save young Kaylee Frye, Walker Texas Zombie rushes into action! However, he overlooks the fact that he is undead, and slouches onto the hermetically sealed window.

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[IMG] [/IMG]

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Tuesday, January 9, 2007 2:49 AM

WALRUS




*The mirror of forsight, lost since the early years of Earth that was, was flattering to everyone... with the exception of Kaylee*

OR

Jewel : "Why aren't we filming, I know Joss is here SOMEWHERE... I can smell him"

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Tuesday, January 9, 2007 3:23 AM

SAB39


Quote:

Originally posted by CunningOrangeToque:
Congrats! Do i sense a 3-peat, or will someone else take the throne?



Aww shucks. Thanks guys :)


WASH (OS): Oh my God it's grotesque! Oh, and there's something behind the window.
KAYLEE: Hey! You said I was pretty!

OR

EARLY (OS): And I won't touch you in any wrong fashion. But if you interfere with my plan in any way, your body is forfeit. Ain't nothing but a body to me. And I can find all unseemly manner of use for it.
KAYLEE: This old thing? Aww, I was savin' it for Simon's birthday. But okay, if you must, take the body...

OR

Wash (OS): Here stands my beloved Zoe, my autumn rose. Somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross...

OR

MAL (OS): Tracey, you wanna 'xplain why you got yourself all corpsified and mailed to me?

OR

NISKA (OS): You died, Malcolm Reynolds.
ZOMBIE MAL: Seemed like the thing to do...

OR

KAYLEE: Goin' on a year now I ain't had nothin' twixt my nethers weren't run on batteries!
ZOMBIE: Hey lady, I can fix that for ya!
KAYLEE: Batteries is nice...


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Tuesday, January 9, 2007 3:36 AM

AYCEOFSPADES




Caption: Kaylee regrets cleaning the window to a spotless condition


I AIM TO MISBEHAVE

'You can't take the sky from me'


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Tuesday, January 9, 2007 4:00 AM

SAB39



JAYNE (OS): What'd y'all order a dead guy for?


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Tuesday, January 9, 2007 4:12 AM

ASARIAN


Quote:

Originally posted by CunningOrangeToque:






KAYLEE: Nara, I think your ten o'clock is here!

Or,

KAYLEE: Capt'n, should we keep driving with that dead guy on our windshield?

Or,

There were times Kaylee needed a little reassurance about her looks.

Or,

Kaylee just found the perfect partner for the upcoming "Bring A Geek Shindig."


--
"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam

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Tuesday, January 9, 2007 4:36 AM

SAB39



Kaylee was more than a little disturbed when the kid taking a dirt nap with Baby Jesus found her.

OR

KAYLEE: Tell me I'm pretty.
CORPSE: Were I undead, I would take you in a manly fashion.


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Tuesday, January 9, 2007 4:40 AM

DESKTOPHIPPIE




Jewel: Hey! Who switched our coffee to decaf!
Nathan: Braaains...




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Tuesday, January 9, 2007 8:26 AM

SICKDUDE



Wash (off-screen): Ours is a peaceful race, and we must learn to live in harmony!
Kaylee: Wash, seriously inappropriate....

"I am your father, Luke. Give in to the Dark Side, you nob!" - Doug McKenzie

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Tuesday, January 9, 2007 8:50 AM

CHOO1701




Kaylee: um...guys....did one of you just touch my butt??

and

River (os): ssshhhh...theres zombies around
Mal(os): um...careful Kaylee, theres zombies around
Kaylee: okay....um...Simon, you might want to know theres zombies around here...simon?

and

Simon's Hallowean decerations were very worrying!!!

and

Zombie: Grrrr....arrggghhh

(BTW: can we please name the Zombie? Something nice like Steve, Bob or Peter. Just an idea...)

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TRAIN!!!

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Tuesday, January 9, 2007 2:25 PM

PDCHARLES

What happened? He see your face?


Nice, SAB39!


Jewel: Joss! The Zombie is mocking my Strawberry scene!
Joss: Good! Now with Jazz Hands

OR

Despite being recently corpse-ified, Yo-Saf-Bridge still hated long-winded stories.


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Tuesday, January 9, 2007 2:29 PM

YINYANG

You were busy trying to get yourself lit on fire. It happens.


River (OS): Don't make faces.

---

Mal (OS): This is the last time. Last time with zombies.


Rules on voting here: http://www.fireflyfans.net/thread.asp?b=2&t=22892

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Tuesday, January 9, 2007 3:55 PM

DEBBIE


Congrads SAB39!

Kaylee: I don't know but I feel like somebodys watchin me...

or

As zombie Bob takes a running leep at Kaylee cause here fleshy parts are pretty, he forgot about the glass in the window splat!

Kaylee: What was that?

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Tuesday, January 9, 2007 4:05 PM

ASARIAN


Quote:

Originally posted by Choo1701:


Zombie: Grrrr....arrggghhh




LOL. :) Good one!


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"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam

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Tuesday, January 9, 2007 4:21 PM

JLIN13


River(OS to Jayne): You see, that's what happens when you try to turn me and my brother in.

OR

Jewel: Joss!!!!! I know we already did all of Alan's scenes, but did we really need to kill him? Couldn't we have just got some special effects?

Joss: Sarah never complained this much.... And she had to actually kill people

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Tuesday, January 9, 2007 6:29 PM

FLORALBUNNY


Tracy's voice, over: And -- um-- make sure my eyes is closed, will you?

or

Kaylee never felt quite the same about jerky after her visit to Miranda.

or

Kaylee: How drunk was I last night?
Zombie: I dunno. I passed out.


Congrats to sab!!

bun
~Bastards singed my turtle~
~We aim to exponentiate~

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Wednesday, January 10, 2007 5:13 AM

SAB39


Quote:

Originally posted by FloralBunny:
Kaylee: How drunk was I last night?
Zombie: I dunno. I passed out.



Lol. Along the same lines:

ZOMBIE: So, when we made love last night...
KAYLEE: When we WHAT?
ZOMBIE: You really are such an easy mark.
SIMON (OS): [high-fives zombie]


I think "Grrr Argh" is my favorite so far this round though :)


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Wednesday, January 10, 2007 6:26 AM

CHOO1701


Firefly Ultimate death match: Kaylee versus the Mime Zombie!!

and

Recopnist(os): Are you the before or after?

and

Jayne (os): could of been worse, could of been a horse's head..or the doc...

and

Kaylee was always the preatty one of her family

BTW: geek moment here, but i want to refrence the Hellboy comic

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TRAIN!!!

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Wednesday, January 10, 2007 1:27 PM

MAZAEN


Kaylee didn't like the frozen goods in this part of the supermarket but couldn't quite figure out why she didn't like the products.


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Wednesday, January 10, 2007 5:35 PM

ASARIAN


Quote:

Originally posted by CunningOrangeToque:





DOBSON: I'm baaack!

Or,

ZOMBIE: It's simply one state of being.


--
"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam

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Wednesday, January 10, 2007 8:19 PM

FLORALBUNNY


sab39:
I think "Grrr Argh" is my favorite so far this round though :)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
...and a damn fine caption it is!
==============================================
JEWEL: Uhhhh, this isn't Bill Pardy, is it?

or:

to the music of the Nelson Riddle Orchestra, all sing:
Ol' Blue Eye's Back in Town...







bun
~Bastards singed my turtle~
~We aim to exponentiate~

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Wednesday, January 10, 2007 8:44 PM

REAVERINA1985RIVIERA


Quote:

Originally posted by Choo1701:

(BTW: can we please name the Zombie? Something nice like Steve, Bob or Peter. Just an idea...



How about Rob? Oh, nevermind, allready taken.

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How many Jaynes does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to try to put it in and another to find a bigger hammer.

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Wednesday, January 10, 2007 8:58 PM

REAVERINA1985RIVIERA


Quote:

Originally posted by CunningOrangeToque:





KAYLEE: Inara, when I asked if you've ever had to service a really hideous client with boils and such, I didn't mean it as a suggestion.




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How many Jaynes does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to try to put it in and another to find a bigger hammer.

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Wednesday, January 10, 2007 10:04 PM

FLORALBUNNY


ReaverInA1985Riviera wrote:
Wednesday, January 10, 2007 20:44
Quote:
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Originally posted by Choo1701:

(BTW: can we please name the Zombie? Something nice like Steve, Bob or Peter. Just an idea...
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How about Rob? Oh, nevermind, allready taken.
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Reaver, you are *so* sick. (And aren't these dudes
mummies anyway?)


Could we name it NIMBY?

Caption:
"Computer been down long?"





bun
~who's your Daddy?~

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Thursday, January 11, 2007 3:07 AM

DEBBIE


Zombie Mummy: Har Har Snort Snort presses face on glass and slides.

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Thursday, January 11, 2007 3:34 AM

ASARIAN


Quote:

Originally posted by CunningOrangeToque:






ZOMBIE: I appreciate having died. Not, you know, a lot. But what in the sphincter of hell am I doing in my pyjamas??


--
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Thursday, January 11, 2007 3:43 AM

WALRUS


Quote:

Originally posted by Debbie:
Zombie Mummy: Har Har Snort Snort presses face on glass and slides.



^^ Now THAT is funny... Made me laugh alot, mainly because I know people like that... One of which b eing my brother who is also a big firefly / serenity fan

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Thursday, January 11, 2007 4:05 AM

COSMICFUGITIVE


Quote:

Originally posted by CunningOrangeToque:

[img] [/img]




Kaylee was a mite disturbed when Simon called her Barbara.

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[img] [/img]

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Thursday, January 11, 2007 4:58 AM

SAB39



ZOMBIE HEINRICH THE SECURITY PROGRAMMER: I'm looking for a crazy 母狗 calling herself Yolanda, do you know her?


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Thursday, January 11, 2007 5:02 AM

ASARIAN


Quote:

Originally posted by sab39:

ZOMBIE HEINRICH THE SECURITY PROGRAMMER: I'm looking for a crazy 母狗 calling herself Yolanda, do you know her?




LOL.

How the heck did you pull of those chinese characters, btw?


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"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam

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Thursday, January 11, 2007 5:06 AM

SAB39


Quote:

Originally posted by asarian:
How the heck did you pull of those chinese characters, btw?



Went to http://babelfish.altavista.com, typed in "bitch" and selected "english to chinese (trad)", translate, selected the result, copy and paste into the textbox here.

I'm using Firefox on Linux, I presume Firefox on Windows would get it right too, but I wouldn't vouch for IE. Having said that, if you're using IE you've got bigger problems ;)


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Thursday, January 11, 2007 6:55 PM

ASARIAN


Quote:

Originally posted by CunningOrangeToque:





ZOMBIE: Been out of the world for a spell. Like to walk it a while.


--
"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam

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Thursday, January 11, 2007 7:13 PM

DAVESHAYNE




Kaylee was disturbed to learn that she had been chosen to pose for the before photograph in the advert for Blue Sun Corporation's new Happy Beautifull Smooth Face Cream (TM).

David

"Not completely as well as the series of Firefly..." - From a review of Serenity at amazon.de

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Thursday, January 11, 2007 7:54 PM

FLORALBUNNY


MUMMY: Did the Paxilon Hydrochloride make my *ss look flat?

bun
~Bastards singed my turtle~
~We aim to exponentiate~

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Friday, January 12, 2007 6:51 AM

DEBBIE


Zombee Mummy: Hey Baby, wanna get lucky? You can put a bag over my head, 2 even in case the first one rips.

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Friday, January 12, 2007 3:33 PM

FLORALBUNNY


MUMMY: You'd best start believing in Joss Whedon stories, Miss Frye -- you're *in* one!

bun
~Bastards singed my turtle~
~We aim to exponentiate~

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Friday, January 12, 2007 3:59 PM

BROWNCOATSANDINISTA


"This job means I have to what Captain?"

"This Kissing Booth job is the only work we've seen on this moon, and in case you ain't yet noticed, we got a powerful need for any cashy money we can get our hands on to get off this aforementioned go-se pile."

"Yeah, but, a dead guy?"

"I'm not going to say Serenity is the greatest SciFi movie ever; oh wait yes I am." - Orson Scott Card

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