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THE OTHER SHINY CAPTION GAME Round #58

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Tuesday, February 20, 2007 5:03 PM

CUNNINGORANGETOQUE


Welcome one and all!

Welcome to the next round of caption-y goodness!

Last week brought in many hilarious captions, but as the story goes, there can be only one...wait...wrong story...whups.

Ahem.

Anyways the winner of Round 57 is...



SICKDUDE!!!



Used Ship Salesman: No one has ever asked me that before. I don't know, um, maybe... four-hundred beagles in the main cargo hold.
Mal: What about that one? How many tiny bobble-head dolls, you think?

/\/\/\/\

Congrats!

And we keep going!

Here's one to hopefully get the 'ol brainpan unsquishy...



Adam was told by Joss in his interview that he would have to change his 'down to business' face in order to get the part.

HAVE FUN!


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Tuesday, February 20, 2007 6:38 PM

FLYVOTE


Quote:

Originally posted by CunningOrangeToque:




Adam just finds out that in Firefly season 2 HE becomes the ship's whore.


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Tuesday, February 20, 2007 8:04 PM

JPSTARGAZER





As he sits down for the interview, Adam's bandoleer reminds him that he has man parts...

OR

Adam recalls a particular take during the River fight sequence in Serenity where Summer forgot to pull her "punch."

OR

Adam gets an unpleasant surprise at the press junket as a reporter from the Reaver News Network asks him if he would taste better poached or scrambled.





"All I got is a red guitar, three chords, and the truth...the rest is up to you"
--Bono

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Tuesday, February 20, 2007 9:14 PM

FLORALBUNNY


Congrats, SickDude!

JAYNE: I'll not be anyone's doxy...

or

JAYNE: Gorramnit, Joss, don't point that thing at
me. I read ahead in my script and I know who's
supposed to get it!

RIVER (OS): He looks good in red.

bun
~bun stuff~

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Tuesday, February 20, 2007 9:41 PM

BULLETINTHEBRAINPANSQUISH


ADAM (to reporter): So, you know, when I found out Fox had cancelled Firefly, I was really shocked. Like, scared beyond belief, Reavers-ate-my-baby shocked."

EDIT: I am Australian, if people are having trouble with the reference.

Mal gives control of the ship to Zoe...
Mal: If I'm not back in an hour, you come, and you rescue me.
Zoe: What? And risk my ship?


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Tuesday, February 20, 2007 10:05 PM

KAYLEELOVE


Quote:

Originally posted by CunningOrangeToque:
Welcome one and all!







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Time for some thrilling heroics!
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Truce between Jayne and River leads to tutorial on how to kill someone with one's brain

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Tuesday, February 20, 2007 11:23 PM

ANOBJECTINSPACE


Quote:

Originally posted by CunningOrangeToque:







Adam see's someone post this smilie under his picture


Adam: Holy Sh..shei yo nu ma?


River(OS): Its just an Object...
Jayne: Wimper.

.....
"It's just an Object"

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Wednesday, February 21, 2007 2:18 AM

DEBBIE







Jayne: As God as my witness I will never go hungry again

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Wednesday, February 21, 2007 3:02 AM

DANIELFYRE


Kaylee (os): So...this is supposed to be what it feels like...? Simon never gets it right.
Jayne: Kaylee...what are you and Inara doing in the mess ha-...? Oh.......I'll be in my bunk...

-Daniel Fyre

"Real Men Juggle Geese"

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Wednesday, February 21, 2007 3:42 AM

PUMAMANREDUX


Quote:

Originally posted by Debbie:








Alan had misplaced his plastic Unicorn, again

OR

Adam reenacts "Cowboy Bebop" for the press


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Wednesday, February 21, 2007 4:11 AM

FLYVOTE


Quote:

Originally posted by CunningOrangeToque:




Adam knew the good news that Serenity 2 was going to be filmed, but just heard the bad news that George Lucas would be in charge.

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Wednesday, February 21, 2007 5:37 AM

GUYWHOWANTSAFIREFLYOFHISOWN


Quote:

Originally posted by DanielFyre:
Kaylee (os): So...this is supposed to be what it feels like...? Simon never gets it right.
Jayne: Kaylee...what are you and Inara doing in the mess ha-...? Oh.......I'll be in my bunk...




I love that one.

Why is the rum always gone?

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Wednesday, February 21, 2007 6:27 AM

DAVESHAYNE




Jayne: Reavers? Where? Oh, ha ha ha. That joke is getting old.

Mal: You saw the look on your face you wouldn't be saying that.

David

"Not completely as well as the series of Firefly..." - From a review of Serenity at amazon.de

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Wednesday, February 21, 2007 7:00 AM

DEBBIE






Jayne: Oh god no, not the anal probe!

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Wednesday, February 21, 2007 7:58 AM

SICKDUDE


Ooh, shiny!! Thanks, guys!

"I am your father, Luke. Give in to the Dark Side, you nob!" - Doug McKenzie

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Wednesday, February 21, 2007 8:04 AM

CHOO1701




River (os): Cordical electrodes are so funny!

and

Adam: what do you mean LIVE GRENADES!!!
*BOOM*
Nathan (os): er...was that my car?

and

Adam: and this is what happens when you have "the Hero of Canton" stuck in your head ALL THE TIME!!!

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Wednesday, February 21, 2007 8:33 AM

MSG


Quote:








Joss's electrified seat made the auditioning process so much more fun....for the director.

"I'm not all that interested in the mental health of people who want to kill me. "- Leroy Jethro Gibbs



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Wednesday, February 21, 2007 8:39 AM

SAB39


Followup to the recent Caption Tightpants:

JAYNE: Oh my God! It's full of stars!


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Wednesday, February 21, 2007 8:40 AM

DESKTOPHIPPIE


Congrats Sickdude!



Adam: "Can't! Expression! Properly!"




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Wednesday, February 21, 2007 1:47 PM

PUMAMANREDUX




Adam practices emoting in a mirror for when Firefly: The Second Season is announced

OR

The beginnings of a crotch fire do not go amiss

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Wednesday, February 21, 2007 5:25 PM

RMMC


Congrats on a very shiny win, Sickdude!!




Jayne discovers just how friendly beagles can be.

*****
RMMC

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Thursday, February 22, 2007 12:39 AM

ARTISOXYGEN





Adam has just heard that in the very first episode that Joss has written in preparation for when Firefly Season 2 eventually begins filming, there are some more nude scenes, but this time it will be a much more muscular and hairy-chested cast member doing the honours....and NO he won't even be allowed to carry his favourite gun!

God grant me the Serenity Pt 2 and Pt 3 and...

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Thursday, February 22, 2007 1:52 AM

DEBBIE





Jayne: (Talking through his teeth) Girl let go!

River: giggle Not 'till you say Uncle.

Uncle! Uncle!

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Thursday, February 22, 2007 3:35 AM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?




Jayne used to think it was just an expression...then, much to his amazement, his johnson actually did pop off and fly about the room.


BWAH!
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Thursday, February 22, 2007 3:13 PM

GRAYALBATROSS


Also CT reference :

RIVER (OS): Look! Someone wrote "gullible" on the side of your face!

JAYNE: Auuurgh! Not another one!


OR:
ADAM: I apologize, we have to finish the interview now, something came u-

INTERVIEWER: *click*

ADAM: Or, we could talk more!


OR:
COMPUTER VOICE: *Cantonese, red lights flashing*

MAL (OS): What in the sphincter of Hell is that?!!

RIVER (OS): The beagles have revolted. They want to kill Jayne.


OR:
JAYNE: It looked smaller when I couldn't see it...

OR:
JAYNE: What do you mean the moonbrained girl gets TWENNY PER-CENT??!!!!!!


***
When in doubt, consult the hamster.

Also, I can kill you with my brain

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Thursday, February 22, 2007 7:46 PM

FLORALBUNNY


Jayne, preparing to threaten once again to
show his man-parts, decides to check 'em out
first, and makes an unwelcome discovery...

bun
~bun stuff~

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Thursday, February 22, 2007 8:02 PM

BLUEEYEDBRIGADIER


Quote:

Originally posted by CunningOrangeToque:



Ok...let's see now...how's about:

It was at that moment that Adam realized the savings from Universal going with a discount craft serivces company for the Serenity 2 set was a whole new BDM of its own...a Big Damn Mistake!



Literature has shown us some of humanity's greatest achievements; history, some of our greatest failures -- Alun Lewis

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Friday, February 23, 2007 1:51 AM

WALRUS




Adam recoiled in terror as Nathan decided to show him his arse scar

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Friday, February 23, 2007 2:32 AM

DEBBIE






Jayne: Step, Squish, I thought beagles had smallish droppings

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Friday, February 23, 2007 3:17 AM

PUMAMANREDUX




Adam tries his best Tom Cruise impression




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'You leave Earth and anything you forget to bring with you will kill you. Anything you do bring with you which doesn't work properly will kill you. When in doubt, just assume *everything* will kill you.' Nathan Spring, Star Cops

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Friday, February 23, 2007 4:46 AM

PDCHARLES

What happened? He see your face?


Gratz, Sickdude.

Adam: Got any coffee?


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Friday, February 23, 2007 5:18 AM

SAB39



Adam responds to River/Jayne shippers: "She's TWELVE!"


(For reference, this really *was* Adam's response, at some Con panel, the video is available online somewhere)

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Friday, February 23, 2007 9:43 AM

CAPTAINCOUPI


Hmmm.....

'The new statue in Canton town square didn't quite capture Jayne's essence like the old one had.'

That's my first post ever, hope you like it.

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Friday, February 23, 2007 5:17 PM

GRAYALBATROSS


JAYNE: They carbon-froze Mal!

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Also, I can kill you with my brain

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Friday, February 23, 2007 6:09 PM

FLORALBUNNY


Welcome home, CaptainCoupi. We're glad to
have you aboard our shiny ship.
Please have a giant strawberry and a mug of
Mudder's, and caption happily away!!!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

JAYNE: Hell. Fine. Be like that!
(Genuine line. From which Ep? Which char.?)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

JAYNE: You can't handle the truth.







bun
~Bastards singed my turtle~
~We aim to exponentiate~
~Who is Bill Pardy?~

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Friday, February 23, 2007 6:26 PM

ODDSBODSKINS


Lame as I freely concede it is, I'm gonna appropriate Floralbunny's post with one, small alteration. Flame away, Flame away, I'm about to deserve it.

Jayne: Well I sure as hell can't handle the truth...

Do you like bread?

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Saturday, February 24, 2007 12:55 AM

CAPTAINCOUPI


Why thank you FloralBunny.

Hmmmmm, Mudders Milk.. which gives me an idea.

'Jayne wished he had read the warning label about laxative effects on that bottle of Mudders Milk before the shindig the night before.'

Jayne bolts off screen in the direction of the heads.

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Saturday, February 24, 2007 4:44 AM

CAPTAINCOUPI


Oh... another one,

'Due to a freak mixup in wardrobe Adam was now wearing a pair of Nathans very tight pants'

One word... Restrictive.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

JAYNE: Hell. Fine. Be like that!
(Genuine line. From which Ep? Which char.?)

Answer =
That's Yo-Saf-Brig in TRASH.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

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Saturday, February 24, 2007 7:54 AM

REAVERINA1985RIVIERA


Quote:

Originally posted by CunningOrangeToque:
Welcome one and all!







Adam(panicked): Can... can anyone else see them? The backwards letters... they're foatin' right in front of me!

---------------------------------------------
How many Jaynes does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to try to put it in and another to find a bigger hammer.

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Saturday, February 24, 2007 2:01 PM

FLORALBUNNY


Odds:
Flame? Moi? Not yet, and I've been aboard
a while.
Major point of the board is to make people
welcome. (Exceptions in Troll Country, some
RW, but you've been warned and if it's too
awful we are here with comfort when you emerge)

Gosh, Odds, CapC, Reaverina, you're so good
here...eep. Backward letters! LOL & Roffle.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

RIVER (OS in "Serenity" voice): Don't make
faces.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

JAYNE: Could you not do that while we're -- EVER?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~


bun
~Bastards singed my turtle~
~We aim to exponentiate~
~Who is Bill Pardy?~

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Saturday, February 24, 2007 4:23 PM

VERSEEXPLORER


Way to go, SickDude. Good luck on this round. There's a lot of competition this time. Here's mine:



Jayne: Get your gorramn hands off Vera!




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Saturday, February 24, 2007 4:25 PM

PUMAMANREDUX




Adam views his first Jayne/Simon slashfic


********************************
'You leave Earth and anything you forget to bring with you will kill you. Anything you do bring with you which doesn't work properly will kill you. When in doubt, just assume *everything* will kill you.' Nathan Spring, Star Cops

**************
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Saturday, February 24, 2007 5:31 PM

FLORALBUNNY


HWL, Puuuuuuuuumie!
Geeze....

Okay, in light of that, a little something
I've been holding back:

JAYNE: Remember that sex we were planning to have -- ever again?


bun
~Bastards shipped my turtle~
~We aim to ExpoNentiate~
~Who is Bill Pardy?~

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Saturday, February 24, 2007 6:46 PM

MAZAEN




Jayne is told by Badger that Jayne has to give his gun 'Vera' away.
or
This was Adam's expression when Nathan's pants split during filming.


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Saturday, February 24, 2007 9:27 PM

RMMC




In a fit of annoyance, Mal shows Jayne the real chain of command.

*****
RMMC

When we're down, don't frown. Come join the camp-out at serenitymovie.org.

~~~~~~~~
“The next person, the very next person, who says that is going to know my wrath.”
”I’m on a first name basis with your wrath, sir.” -- Lieutenant Eve Dallas & Officer Delia Peabody, Portrait in Death by J. D. Robb

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Saturday, February 24, 2007 11:39 PM

CITIZEN



Those plastic dinosaurs just get everywhere don't they.



More insane ramblings by the people who brought you beeeer milkshakes!
No one can see their reflection in running water. It is only in still water that we can see.

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Sunday, February 25, 2007 3:19 AM

CAPTAINCOUPI


Thought of this while watching the BDM last night. A la 'Eta Cooram Nah Smech' for River.

'Simon finally finds a safe word that works on Jayne'

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Sunday, February 25, 2007 7:36 AM

GRAYALBATROSS


Tough round here!



***
When in doubt, consult the hamster.

Also, I can kill you with my brain

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Sunday, February 25, 2007 7:50 AM

CAPTAINCOUPI


As I'm in the UK I think a tea related quote would go down well.

'As the room swam out of focus Jayne remembered Mal's warnings about drinking too may cups of Badger's special tea'

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Sunday, February 25, 2007 7:54 AM

CAPTAINCOUPI




'Adam would spend several hours after the interview plotting his revenge on Nathan for dropping an ice cube down his back while he was answering a question.'

And I've finnally worked out how to get the gorram picture in my post. Yay me.....not.

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