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CAPTION TIGHTPANTS RISE AGAIN #19

POSTED BY: TENTHCREWMEMBER
UPDATED: Sunday, April 22, 2007 08:33
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Tuesday, April 3, 2007 3:21 AM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?


"[...] We never stop moving" - Mal

Same goes for me. I've finished moving...again. But I really love my new place. Looking beyond what she is, to what she can be, freedom. :)

Anyway, more importantly, I am up and running again, and that means, more of the greatness that is Caption Tightpants as well as other shinys I do such as my card games (I recently posted Red vs BWAH! and the grandfather of BWAH!, known as High Noon, so please check them out! http://www.fireflyfans.net/thread.asp?b=13&t=12622 )

So without further ado, I give you our newest winner, a veteran of the Caption Tightpants games, bummbummbummmm...VETERAN!

He is, like hittin' a man with a closed fist, on occasion, hi-larious! Good work!

Now then, in honor of the true Captain of Serenity, I give you, THE CREATOR!

JOSS: So if you buy 2 t-shirts now, I'll throw in a date with Nathan or Summer, your choice!

okay, now show me your stuff! Or at least your tight captions!


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Tuesday, April 3, 2007 8:45 AM

DEBBIE









Congrads Veteran! Glad your back TCM!


Joss: The Bathroom oh it's that way.

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Tuesday, April 3, 2007 9:13 AM

PDCHARLES

What happened? He see your face?


Gratz Vet, I loved that one! Glad u r in your new digs TCM.


Joss: Needless to say, Ron was less than happy by the fans misinterpretation of the words "Book Signing".




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Tuesday, April 3, 2007 9:54 AM

DAVESHAYNE




Alright so you kick in the door and are confronted by three Efreeti. Roll for initiative.


David

"Not completely as well as the series of Firefly..." - From a review of Serenity at amazon.de

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Tuesday, April 3, 2007 12:32 PM

CAPTAINCOUPI




Joss: OK, quietly as you can. Spread the word to the rest of the room. That guy over there; [gestures with thumb], he's the Fox executive most responsible for cancelling Firefly.

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Tuesday, April 3, 2007 12:46 PM

RYCE


Joss: Of all the things here to auction, why did my beard have to go first?

No power in the 'verse can stop me!

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Tuesday, April 3, 2007 1:12 PM

SAB39



Few people realize that the Firefly slang term 'shiny' was first coined inadvertently when Jewel couldn't take her eyes off Joss's forehead.


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Tuesday, April 3, 2007 1:59 PM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?




JOSS: Y'know, you can't buy an invite to the Serenity II premier with a
diamond the size of a testicle, but I have my hands on a couple.
FANBOYS/GIRLS(OS): *awkward silence*
JOSS: What?


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Tuesday, April 3, 2007 2:48 PM

GRAYALBATROSS


JOSS: So it turns out that Nathan is a very persuasive political speaker. With the full support of Congress, we were able to completely take over the FOX network and turn it into the Browncoat network! It was quite simple, really.

***
When in doubt, consult the hamster.

Also, I can kill you with my brain

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Tuesday, April 3, 2007 3:30 PM

ASARIAN


Quote:

Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:





Congrats, Veteran! :) And now, an entry:


Joss (hinting to the man on his right): "See? even Dr. McCoy likes my boat better."



--
"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam

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Tuesday, April 3, 2007 7:50 PM

CHOO1701


Congrats Vetern. Good to see ya back 10CM. No on with Jossy Washy_



Joss: go on....pull my finger.

and

joss: *sigh* yes you CAN save the crew in the next movie
Summer (os): thank you! Also, can i fly the ship??

and

Next Week on Fox: When Fan shrines go bad!

-----------------------------

TRAIN!!!
Remember: When introducing Zoe to your shiny new ship, pay attention to where she's pointing when she says "What is that?" That's where you're going to be laying, bleeding someday.

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Wednesday, April 4, 2007 12:28 AM

DEBBIE







Joss: And you wan't me to shave my what?

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Wednesday, April 4, 2007 1:59 PM

CAPTAINCOUPI




Joss (holding on to a length of rope): And this is the actual Llama from the Serenity cover.

Llama (OS): Hooock, P'Twee!

Joss wipes llama spit off his face.

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Wednesday, April 4, 2007 2:05 PM

BROWNCOATSANDINISTA


Joss doing his "Mal v. the Pillar" impression, with commentary.

"I'm not going to say Serenity is the greatest SciFi movie ever; oh wait yes I am." - Orson Scott Card

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Wednesday, April 4, 2007 2:42 PM

PUMAMANREDUX





"This is how you do the Macarena"


********************************
'You leave Earth and anything you forget to bring with you will kill you. Anything you do bring with you which doesn't work properly will kill you. When in doubt, just assume *everything* will kill you.' Nathan Spring, Star Cops

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Wednesday, April 4, 2007 8:14 PM

FLORALBUNNY


Congratulations, Veteran. Good show!

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Been nowhere, done nothing. See the shirt?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
or:
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
JOSS: We were going to have the Firefly cast
do something for free, but gas-pumping was taken
and Jayne was the only one with suggestions...
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~




bun
~Bastards singed my turtle~
~We aim to exponentiate~
~Who is Bill Pardy?~

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Thursday, April 5, 2007 3:38 PM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?




JOSS: So, Alan, I was thinking we'd kill Wash off with a big skewer in the belly *makes thrusting motion* like this...whaddya think?
ALAN *passes out* *THUD!*
JOSS: I think he likes the idea! Now, Ron, I have this idea for Book...Ron? RON?


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Thursday, April 5, 2007 6:08 PM

FLORALBUNNY


JOSS: Nothing's new; it's recombined in different ways...
CON-GOER (OS): Is that why Book's death reminds me so much of Jimmy Durante's in "It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad World?"
JOSS: Precisely, but you'll wait forever for Book to kick a bucket.
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bun
~Bastards singed my turtle~
~We aim to exponentiate~
~Who is Bill Pardy?~

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Friday, April 6, 2007 3:25 PM

VETERAN

Don't squat with your spurs on.


Every now and again I come up with something. Thanks everyone.



Joss: "Sorry we've only got T-shirts. The kilts are two booths down."

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Friday, April 6, 2007 4:24 PM

FLORALBUNNY


JOSS (in an unidentifiable accent):
"You'd gotten here sooner you might've beaten
the bulletin that came up sayin' "Rogue vessel,
classification Firefly, was spotted pullin'
illegal salvage on a derelict transport."

bun
~Bastards singed my turtle~
~We aim to exponentiate~
~Who is Bill Pardy?~

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Saturday, April 7, 2007 11:52 AM

VETERAN

Don't squat with your spurs on.


Quote:

FloralBunny wrote:
Thursday, April 05, 2007 18:08
JOSS: Nothing's new; it's recombined in different ways...
CON-GOER (OS): Is that why Book's death reminds me so much of Jimmy Durante's in "It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad World?"
JOSS: Precisely, but you'll wait forever for Book to kick a bucket.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~



it's all recombined. You're cracking me up.



Joss: "Well my fist step in writing a scirpt is traveling to this beach in Bermuda, where I can find the interconnectedness of all things..."

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Saturday, April 7, 2007 12:42 PM

CAPTAINCOUPI




Joss: And in this hand I'm holding a fully life size replica of a Fox executives brain.

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Saturday, April 7, 2007 1:21 PM

FLORALBUNNY


Well done, Veteran and Cap.Coupi!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Whispering: Veteran, I suppose I've committed
sacrilege with that caption, but it's the first
thing that came to mind during that scene AFTER
the realization that Joss was offing Book before
we got his story.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

*rummaging* Let's see what's in here...that hand
is so -- um -- handy...

"I'm going to boil it. Jayne -- give me the sticky."

bun
happy ether

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Saturday, April 7, 2007 4:21 PM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?


Quote:

Originally posted by FloralBunny:
[...]the realization that Joss was offing Book before we got his story.



Actually, as I see it, Book was offed because we got his story. Just not his personal one. It would seem, again to me, that Book was an Operative who lost belief in the Alliance, and replaced it with belief in God. Anyway, back to Caption Josspants...


JOSS: There is nothing that SERENITY can't make better!
GUY(OS): I think I'm getting airsick.
JOSS: Except that.

it's a Buffy ref, but I may have bungled it


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Saturday, April 7, 2007 4:50 PM

FLORALBUNNY


TCM wrote:
it's a Buffy ref, but I may have bungled it

...which makes you a classic Batman adversary:
THE BUNGLER!!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
okay -- to business! *rummage, rummage, toss*



"Did you get my message? I was extra appealing."
(Not a Buffy ref., BTW)


bun
happy ether

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Sunday, April 8, 2007 5:48 AM

RYCE


Joss: What happened to my soupcatcher?!? How drunk was I last night?

No power in the 'verse can stop me!

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Sunday, April 8, 2007 6:37 AM

REAVERINA1985RIVIERA


Quote:

Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:





After the Browncoats storm the F*X corporate headquarters and deliver the gorram idjit, Joss promtly gave him the mother of all purple nurples for cancelling his show.

---------------------------------------------
How many Jaynes does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to try to put it in and another to find a bigger hammer.

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Sunday, April 8, 2007 8:17 AM

PUMAMANREDUX




(Joss) "Sure, if Lucas calls me wanting help to revamp Star Wars, I'm there. First thing I would do is to give Jar Jar Binks ... but that would be telling"


********************************
'You leave Earth and anything you forget to bring with you will kill you. Anything you do bring with you which doesn't work properly will kill you. When in doubt, just assume *everything* will kill you.' Nathan Spring, Star Cops

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Sunday, April 8, 2007 9:11 AM

GRAYALBATROSS


JOSS: I has a boomerang!



***
When in doubt, consult the hamster.

Also, I can kill you with my brain

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Sunday, April 8, 2007 12:07 PM

MAZAEN




Fan: How many times have you juggled geese?

Joss: Counting.

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Sunday, April 8, 2007 2:43 PM

FLORALBUNNY


JOSS (Indicating the Stuff which surrounds him):
We just came from a big salvage mission off
Ita Moon...
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

JOSS: And what? Wave my arms around?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

JOSS: You'll be a lot thinner once you get sucked
out that hole.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

bun
hoppy ether!

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Sunday, April 8, 2007 5:13 PM

PUMAMANREDUX




(Joss) "wanna see my invisible hamster?"


********************************
'You leave Earth and anything you forget to bring with you will kill you. Anything you do bring with you which doesn't work properly will kill you. When in doubt, just assume *everything* will kill you.' Nathan Spring, Star Cops

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Sunday, April 8, 2007 7:52 PM

FLORALBUNNY


JOSS: Have you got time to do my hair?
INARA: Out!

bun
etherically happy

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Monday, April 9, 2007 11:06 AM

GRAYALBATROSS


That's priceless!

*********
Customer: I don't know. They looks pretty scrawny to me...

Joss: Nonsense. Fed hay and milk twice a day by beautiful ladies. (points to bald dude)



***
When in doubt, consult the hamster.

Also, I can kill you with my brain

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Monday, April 9, 2007 1:40 PM

BROWNCOATSANDINISTA


"But our end is forty precious."

"I'm not going to say Serenity is the greatest SciFi movie ever; oh wait yes I am." - Orson Scott Card

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Monday, April 9, 2007 5:13 PM

FLORALBUNNY


GrayAlbatross wrote in part:
Joss: Nonsense. Fed hay and milk twice a day by beautiful ladies. (points to bald dude)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Must have been something to see!!
Love it.

JOSS: I haven't had a client in three weeks.
Backwater moons, slums, frontier planets without
so much as a temple built...
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
BCS, is that Fanty or Mingo?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

JOSS: I'm a traditionalist. I'm thinking about
growing a big, black moustache.




bun
~Bastards singed my turtle~
~We aim to exponentiate~
~Who is Bill Pardy?~

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Monday, April 9, 2007 6:43 PM

TRUEBLUE


Joss:"... and (chuckles) then we got the Fox Execs' soft bits, the 3 paperclips, super-glue and the rabid hamster and we..."




---------
I will think of a signature later. It will be so stunningly brilliant your entire life will pale into insignificance when compared to the few words that will be written here.

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Monday, April 9, 2007 7:44 PM

FLORALBUNNY


SIMON (OS): Try not to speak. You're heavily medicated and you've lost a lot of blood.

bun

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Tuesday, April 10, 2007 12:31 PM

CAPTAINCOUPI




Joss: ..and the Reaver was just going to poke him with a stick, like this; but the prop guys got the scale of the stick all wrong and Alan spent the next three weeks in hospital and we had to write Wash out of the rest of the film.

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Tuesday, April 10, 2007 2:58 PM

FLORALBUNNY


LOL, CaptainCoupi. Scale can be a problem. Think
"Stonehenge!"

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
JOSS: Send a team. Bring him here to me!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

bun

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Tuesday, April 10, 2007 6:20 PM

VETERAN

Don't squat with your spurs on.




Reporter: "What did you think when FOX asked you to can the pilot and use Train Job instead?

Joss (rolling marbles in his hand): "That's when I first knew they were all against me....."

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Tuesday, April 10, 2007 6:38 PM

JPSTARGAZER




Joss: "Yeah, I've got some t-shirts, books, and comics behind me, but for $20 you can go over there to the Morena Baccarin Kissing Booth."
Morena (OS): "Huh?"

OR

Joss: "...and he can climb buildings and shoot webs from his wrists, like this, it's really a great movie...wait, what was the question again?"

OR

Joss: "Sometimes you just have to find unique ways to motivate your actors. One day, Alan just couldn't get his lines down, so I gave him an uppercut to the stomach. Let's just say his nickname on set after that was 'One-Take Wash'."



"All I got is a red guitar, three chords, and the truth...the rest is up to you"
--Bono

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Tuesday, April 10, 2007 6:58 PM

BIONICBATMAN


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JOSS: I can go out on a school night *snaps thumb* just like that!

-----------------------------------
MAL: I have given Jayne the opportuntiy to get that information.
JAYNE: He wasnt specific as to how. *pulls out knife*
MAL: No Jayne. No pain, only scare him.
JAYNE: Pain is scary.

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Wednesday, April 11, 2007 2:54 PM

FLORALBUNNY


Veteran wrote in part:
Joss (rolling marbles in his hand): "That's when I first knew they were all against me....."
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Yesssssssss!!! This means you'll appreciate a gift
I made to a literate friend when he received his
first commission. It was a pair of genuine WW2
USN ball bearings in a fancy little box I'd made.


JOSS: If I didn't know better I'd think we were
dangerous.

bun on the run

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Wednesday, April 11, 2007 3:39 PM

VETERAN

Don't squat with your spurs on.


We are dangerous... an too pretty to die.

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Wednesday, April 11, 2007 4:04 PM

RYCE


Joss: C'mon lucky number 7! *to bald guy* here, blow on these

No power in the 'verse can stop me!

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Wednesday, April 11, 2007 7:24 PM

REAVERINA1985RIVIERA


Quote:

Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:
"




Fan(os): HMMM...Clean-shaven. So, Joss, who's the devil-woman?

---------------------------------------------
How many Jaynes does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to try to put it in and another to find a bigger hammer.

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Wednesday, April 11, 2007 11:08 PM

WALRUS




Joss: And now before your very eyes, I shall open my hand and that embarrassing scene with the strawberry is gon.... Oh shit... Errrmmmm... Sorry Jewel



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Thursday, April 12, 2007 6:54 PM

FLORALBUNNY


JOSS: I'm sure I'd feel much worse if I weren't under
such heavy sedation.

bun on the run

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Saturday, April 14, 2007 8:38 PM

FLORALBUNNY


Sort of a bump, I guess.
I think the US members are all doing their taxes so they have tomorrow free for their big DRIVE parties.

Meanwhile, back at the ranch:
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
JOSS: Been carryin' this bullet for years and I've yet to discover who it's for.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

bun
~Bastards taxed my turtle~
~We aim to exponentiate~
~Who is Bill Pardy?~

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