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CAPTION TIGHTPANTS RISE AGAIN #20

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Saturday, April 28, 2007 5:26 AM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?


Better late than never! Here's the week #19 winner of Caption Tightpants!

And now a not-so-Mexican standoff...

Monty: Uh, Bridgette, I think that's the one that runs on batteries...
Kaylee(OS): Shiny! Can I see?

Okay, you know how to play! Have at it!



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Saturday, April 28, 2007 8:25 AM

DAVESHAYNE




Mal, Monty, and Bridgette rehearsing a scene from Annie Get Yer Gun.

David

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Saturday, April 28, 2007 8:28 AM

MUTT999


Mal: "Pirate!!"
YoSaffBridge: "Ninja!!"



- - - - - - - - - - - -
"That's the buffet table."
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Saturday, April 28, 2007 8:36 AM

FUTUREMRSFILLION




YoSaff: You eat it!
Mal: I'm not gonna eat it, you eat it@
Yosaff: I'm not gonna eat it! Hey, lets get Monty!
Mal: Ya he'll eat it, he'll eat anything!


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Saturday, April 28, 2007 9:03 AM

PDCHARLES

What happened? He see your face?





Mal: I see your Schwartz is as big as mine.

Or...

YoSaff: I was thinking more of a graze.

Or...

Mal: (fighting tears) His... his... Soupcatcher... it completed me.



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Saturday, April 28, 2007 11:33 AM

GHOULFISH


Mal and Saffron in an all out eye poking competion following in the footsteps of 3 great men - the three stooges



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Saturday, April 28, 2007 12:48 PM

RYCE


Monty: I now pronounce these star-crossed....uh...pistol-crossed lovers...uh...enemies...oh, gorram it you too, just get that divorce already!

No power in the 'verse can stop me!

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Saturday, April 28, 2007 1:07 PM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?




Mal: So is this the part where we exchange certain bullets?


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Saturday, April 28, 2007 1:14 PM

DEBBIE






Monty: Name your game.

Bridgette: Russian Roulette.

Mal: NO,NO,NO, She'll cheet. Jane you bring the grenades?

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Saturday, April 28, 2007 1:16 PM

DAVESHAYNE


Quote:

Originally posted by Mutt999:
Mal: "Pirate!!"
YoSaffBridge: "Ninja!!"



Winner!

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Saturday, April 28, 2007 1:24 PM

EMMARIGBY


Quote:

Originally posted by Debbie:





Morris dancing was a lot more interesting when you used guns istead of sticks, bells and hankies

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Saturday, April 28, 2007 3:27 PM

FLORALBUNNY


Now judging the first entry in the Pro-Celebrity artistic fast-draw contest -- Mr. Monty Carlo!


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Saturday, April 28, 2007 6:25 PM

GHOULFISH


Saffron: Your guns empty
Mal: No your guns empty

Other guy:
Cant we just all get along



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Saturday, April 28, 2007 6:46 PM

JPSTARGAZER






YoSafBridge: "Take it back!"
Mal: "What, he DOES look like David Crosby."

OR

Christina: "Point the gun here, not here please..."
Nathan (raising his gun and eyes): "Oh, sorry."



"All I got is a red guitar, three chords, and the truth...the rest is up to you"
--Bono

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Sunday, April 29, 2007 2:00 AM

DEBBIE







Monty: aaww come on you two it's all fun and games

Mal: Mostly games.

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Sunday, April 29, 2007 2:45 AM

EMMARIGBY


Quote:

Originally posted by Debbie:







After comparing weapons, Mal commented sulkily that it was what he did with his that counted.

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Sunday, April 29, 2007 5:05 AM

SIMONWHO


Afterwards someone explained to Monty that it was ten paces then fire, not ten inches.

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Sunday, April 29, 2007 6:24 AM

MDNIGHTRADIO7L


Quote:

Originally posted by Debbie:







Monty: All right, we're gonna settle this once and for all: WHICH ONE OF YOU SHOT NICE GUY EDDIE?



“I loath bus stations. Terrible places. Full of lost luggage and lost souls.”

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Sunday, April 29, 2007 12:10 PM

CHOO1701




MAl: ha! now i have the upper hand....wait...is that my gun?

and

Saffron: you cheated!
Mal: Pirate

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Sunday, April 29, 2007 4:16 PM

ANOBJECTINSPACE


YoSaf: Your finally the bigger 'man' for once, Malcolm Reynolds.



Monty stares decidedly at Mal trying his hardest not to Grab YoSaf's butt at inappropriate moments.



YoSaf: Nice peice.
Mal: Hey guns up here.



Mal: If I close my eyes she can't shoot me.



.....
"It's just an Object"
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Sunday, April 29, 2007 6:25 PM

FLORALBUNNY


MONTY: Malcolm, if she kills you can I have your coat?
MAL: Fine, as long as you promise to try on her dress if I have to kill her...
YOSAFFBRIDGE: Shut up. You're both the wrong size.

bun on the run

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Sunday, April 29, 2007 8:22 PM

CAPTAINCOUPI




After an embarrasing moment they both had to admit their trigger guards had become snagged and ask Monty for help.

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Sunday, April 29, 2007 10:28 PM

CUNNINGORANGETOQUE


(inspired by the Annie Get your Gun ref)

BATTLE OF THE SEX-ERS

YOSAF:"Anyone you can do i can do better, i can do anyone better than you."
MAL:"No you can't!"
YOSAF:"Yes i can!"
MAL:"No you can't!"
YOSAF:"Yes i can!"
MAL:"No you can't!"
YOSAF:"Yes i can, yes i caaaaaaaaan!!!"


OR

MONTY:"It's rude to point..."

OR

MAL:"HAHAHA! YOU DIDN'T SAY BWAH! I WIN!"
YOSAF:"Gorammit!"

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Monday, April 30, 2007 12:18 AM

KMS


Quote:

Mal: "Pirate!!"
YoSaffBridge: "Ninja!!"



Monty: I thought it was Caveman vs. Astronaut.
Mal & YoSaffBridge both turn their guns on Monty.

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Monday, April 30, 2007 2:37 AM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?




Monty: Mal, can I have your ship?
Mal: No.
Monty: If you die, can I have your ship?
Mal: Yes.

OR

Monty: We surveyed 100 people, top 5 answers are on the board, the question is "Who's an easy mark?"
Mal: HER!
Yosaff: HIM!
Kaylee(OS): SIMON!

OR

Mal: Tell ya what, you come over to this side, and I'll see that you get your share.
Yosaff: How much?
Mal: It ain't no sad 7, that's for sure!
Monty: Hey! It ain't the size, but how you use it!


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Monday, April 30, 2007 7:50 PM

CAPTAINCOUPI




Monty: I know you saw Penn and Teller doing it in Vegas, but the 'catching the bullet between your teeth' trick just isn't possible even at this close range.


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Monday, April 30, 2007 8:47 PM

CHOO1701




Monty: seriously Mal, just take off the bikini, were begging you...

and

Saffron: yeah...well...his is bigger anyway!
Mal: i don't even have a moustache!!!


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Tuesday, May 1, 2007 8:49 PM

FLORALBUNNY


Mal's worst nightmare: Yet again Saffron traps him into an obscure wedding ritual in front of a witness.

bun

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Tuesday, May 1, 2007 8:57 PM

THEREALME


The remake of "Mister and Mrs Smith" was just not going according to plan.

OR


MAL: Stop, or I'll...

SAFFRON: >BANG!!<

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Tuesday, May 1, 2007 9:04 PM

ANOBJECTINSPACE


Monty: You put your guns in the middle and shake them all about.



YoSaf:Ni de Gaowan feichang xiao.
Mal:Yeah well...I seen you without clothes on.



Mal:You gotta watch out for them lips Monty, they can just a man right out.
Jayne(OS): That's why I don't kiss them there.



Mal: Old Independant rules; first one to die loses.



Monty: Mal! Bridgett!
Mal and YoSaf: Monty!


Worrying that George Lucas might come along neither of the two wanted to shoot first.

.....
"It's just an Object"

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Tuesday, May 1, 2007 11:43 PM

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Wednesday, May 2, 2007 2:37 AM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?




SAFFRON: I won't tell no one how easy...I...got...your...gun?
MAL: You're not the only one with skills, dollface.
SAFFRON: gorramit.
MONTY: Niiiice...

OR

MAL: Gorramit, Monty, where's YOUR gun?
MONTY: I, uh, well, it's like this...err...hey, is that an iron lung? *runs off*

OR

SAFFRON: Oh gawd! What's that horrid smell?
MAL: Old war buddy bond.
MONTY: Yeah, there's a reason our coats are brown.
Let's just say they'll never see the light of a laundromat!


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Wednesday, May 2, 2007 6:18 AM

INEVERMARRIED


Mal and YoSafBridge's demonstration of "Paper, Scissors, Guns" looked to be getting out of hand.

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Wednesday, May 2, 2007 1:31 PM

CAPTAINCOUPI




Mal wished that Monty would move slightly to the left. The shine from his forehead was getting in his eyes and affecting his aim.

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Thursday, May 3, 2007 8:34 AM

BROWNCOATSANDINISTA


"She Make you shave your beard too, Mal?"

"I'm not going to say Serenity is the greatest SciFi movie ever; oh wait yes I am." - Orson Scott Card

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Thursday, May 3, 2007 5:04 PM

VETERAN

Don't squat with your spurs on.


Quote:

Originally posted by FloralBunny:
Mal's worst nightmare: Yet again Saffron traps him into an obscure wedding ritual in front of a witness.

bun



Good one.


Monty:"Guys, it's suppose to be a shotgun wedding."

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Thursday, May 3, 2007 6:34 PM

FLORALBUNNY


Veteran:
Monty:"Guys, it's suppose to be a shotgun wedding."
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eeeeeee-heeeeeeeee! excellent.
But now I have to think of one...

MAL: Tell me more good stuff about me...


bun
~stuff & nonsense~

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Friday, May 4, 2007 2:53 PM

VETERAN

Don't squat with your spurs on.




Monty:"Ok Bridgette, I can see you're not lining up your shot quite right. At this angle you'd be lucky to wing him in the ear."
Mal:"Monty, she's playing not you!"

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Friday, May 4, 2007 4:45 PM

DRAGONWINE


......back to back they faced each other, drew their swords and shot each other!

Ask the blind man, he saw it all.

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Saturday, May 5, 2007 8:21 AM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?


Some awesome quotes this week!

Which means it MUST BE...

VOTING TIME!!!

http://vote.sparklit.com/web_poll.spark/1040142

Remember,always vote for 2!

BWAH!
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Saturday, May 5, 2007 8:10 PM

FLORALBUNNY


Love the moonbrians, TC! Tender, tasty -- and
good dancers, too.

VOTEY-BUMP to keep this up top so people can
VOTEY-BUMP and repeat the cycle.


bun
~turtle~
~expo~
~who?~

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Sunday, May 6, 2007 5:49 AM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?


LATHER, RINSE, REPEAT!

Votey-Bump!

BWAH!
TCM

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Sunday, May 6, 2007 1:34 PM

FLORALBUNNY


VOTE.
And then embrace your inner bump.

bun
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~We aim to explonentiate~
~Who is Pill Bardy?~

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Monday, May 7, 2007 8:22 AM

PDCHARLES

What happened? He see your face?




Monty: Ménage à What!?!

Caption Bumpage...




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Monday, May 7, 2007 12:10 PM

DOYOUFLIP


I know I'm late, but just for fun...


Monty: Mal, I beg you...not the left boob. It's my very favorite one.

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Monday, May 7, 2007 7:24 PM

FLORALBUNNY


FLORALBUNNY: Saff, I beg you, not the left nostril...

bun on the run

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Tuesday, May 8, 2007 5:14 PM

FLORALBUNNY


Per TCM:

http://vote.sparklit.com/web_poll.spark/1040142

Remember,always vote for 2!
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Bumpa lumpa...


bun is the one

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Wednesday, May 9, 2007 5:42 PM

VETERAN

Don't squat with your spurs on.


I can't believe the "Pirate/Ninja" line is winning......

Actually I just mean final bump.

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Friday, May 11, 2007 1:37 AM

WALRUS


VOTED !!!

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