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Favorite River quotes

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Wednesday, January 16, 2008 10:47 PM

JEWELSTAITEFAN


OK, we've gone through the favorite Mal and Jayne quotes, enough of the lightweight stuff.
Now let's see what are the fave of our most intriguing character, River.

Also, I can kill you with my brain.


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Thursday, January 17, 2008 5:29 AM

STEAMER


"Doesn't matter! It'll still be there....waiting!"

(That line, plus a new addition the BSR, makes me wonder - was there something about Book's hair that reminded River of her recent past? *starts making fanficcish notes*)



Shepherd's hair
Was wild and free
And that's what caused
River to flee
FIREFLY

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Thursday, January 17, 2008 5:34 AM

FARFLY


"Keep on walking preacher man"


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Thursday, January 17, 2008 6:50 AM

EVILDINOSAUR


The human body can be drained of blood in 8.6 seconds given adequate vaccuuming systems.

"Haha, mine is an evil laugh."

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Thursday, January 17, 2008 9:03 AM

FREELANCERTEX


"Jayne is a girl's name." -- I love the way she says that and the smile on her face XD

"No..can't... too. much. hair."

"And Early, Serenity is very unhappy." -- the way she says that creeps me out somethin' fierce


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Thursday, January 17, 2008 9:47 AM

RCAT


"Day is a vestigial mode of time measurement based on solar cycles. It's not applicable...I didn't get you anything."


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Thursday, January 17, 2008 9:51 AM

FREEBROWNCOAT


"Call me if anyone interesting comes along."

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Thursday, January 17, 2008 9:52 AM

SHEPARDBOOKEM


We're in their homes
and in their heads
and we haven't the right.

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Thursday, January 17, 2008 10:34 AM

FREELANCERTEX


"You're going to suspend cerebral, cardiac, and pulminary activity in order to induce a proto-comatose state." -- uh...say again?


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Thursday, January 17, 2008 11:15 AM

EVILDEAD1971


Quote:

Originally posted by Rcat:
"Day is a vestigial mode of time measurement based on solar cycles. It's not applicable...I didn't get you anything."


ditto. love how she's all genius and then falls into sister mode

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Thursday, January 17, 2008 12:08 PM

STEAMER


You know, it's an oddness - even though River is clearly one of the focal characters on the show, she really doesn't say much, except for a few episodes like 'Safe'

"Stupid son of a bitch, dressing me up like a gorram doll!"

and OiS. There's a great deal more quotes regarding River by the rest of the gang. Curious....



Calm is River
Scared is Jayne
"I can kill you
With my brain."
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Thursday, January 17, 2008 12:28 PM

WHIMSICALNBRAINPAN


"Who do you think is in there?"

And of course the quote I have next to my avatar.

"Well, my days of not taking you seriously are certainly coming to a middle." http://whimsicalnbrainpan.blogspot.com/

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Thursday, January 17, 2008 2:54 PM

FREEBROWNCOAT


Quote:


"Who do you think is in there?"
Quote:


It was so cool how Summer gave that line


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Thursday, January 17, 2008 2:59 PM

WHIMSICALNBRAINPAN


Quote:

Originally posted by Freebrowncoat:

"Who do you think is in there?"
It was so cool how Summer gave that line



It really was. I laughed so hard when she said it. I think Summer did an excellent job of delivering it. I could actually picture River's mind working to figure out the little person inside.

"Well, my days of not taking you seriously are certainly coming to a middle." http://whimsicalnbrainpan.blogspot.com/

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Thursday, January 17, 2008 4:12 PM

FREELANCERTEX


the expression on her face was so priceless too when she said that. XD


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Thursday, January 17, 2008 4:50 PM

FARFLY


This one???


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Thursday, January 17, 2008 4:59 PM

FREELANCERTEX


XD YEAH THAT!! *sniggers histerically* I don't think even I could reproduce that face and I'm good at imitation.


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Thursday, January 17, 2008 5:28 PM

RIVERFLAN


Um... Well, there's the obvious ones, but those aren't my favorites. I like those slighty obscure ones, like

It's just an object. It doesn't mean what you think.

Call me if anyone interesting comes along.

And I love how she gets all tachno-babbly on this one, wish I could do that

So we'll integrate non-progressional evolution thoery with God's creation of Eden - eleven inherent metaphoric parallels already there. Eleven, important number, prime number, one goes into the house of eleven eleven times but always comes out one

And the days as measurement of solar cycles, not applicable one, I can't recall the exact wording off the top of my head.

And I can't believe that no-one's mentioned these yet:
I swallowed a bug, and
My food is problematic

I think I got carried away with this a little

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Thursday, January 17, 2008 7:14 PM

JEWELSTAITEFAN


She understands. She doesn't comprehend.

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Friday, January 18, 2008 10:45 AM

STEAMER


Ahh, but then there is the classic:

"You are such a boob."

RF, I'd suggest you check out some of Schooner's stories - he's got River down cold. I, too, love it when she does her human scientific calculator bit, and Schooner did this one short story where she dabbled in the culinary arts - it was a RIOT! Oh, and 'River's Letter to Santa' deserves to become a classic. (Schooner, you listening? I'm plugging you, dude.... )



River's fixing
Book is balking
Preacher man
Just keeps walking
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Friday, January 18, 2008 2:38 PM

TDBROWN


"They say the snow on the roof is too heavy - They say the ceiling will cave in - His brains are in terrible danger -"



"Might have been the losing side, still not convinced it was the wrong one." -Mal

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Friday, January 18, 2008 2:47 PM

FREEBROWNCOAT


Objects in Space. "He takes so much looking after."
What a wonderful twist to their relationship.

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Friday, January 18, 2008 8:15 PM

POWEROFTHEVERSE


"I'm better."

Oh how warm I felt inside when I heard that one.

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Friday, January 18, 2008 9:34 PM

GAPSULE


Everything from the Our Ms. Reynolds Deleted Scene is great (my favorite scene).

"Two by two, we want a match made, double, I love you"
I want to use this someday

"The captain took a wife"

"We'll take care of each other-I'll knit."

"Now we have to be married, we have a family in the way."

Famous quote no one has mentioned:
"Bullet in the brain pan-squish."

I wonder if we can quote her various screaming scenes.

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Friday, January 18, 2008 11:58 PM

RCAT


Quote:

Originally posted by Gapsule:

Famous quote no one has mentioned:
"Bullet in the brain pan-squish."



Ah yes, good one...One of her quotes that pops into my head on a somewhat regular basis...Morbid and creepifying but pretty poignet when your job makes you want to rip your hair out.


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Saturday, January 19, 2008 2:40 AM

PACHELBEL


"Everyone remain calm."

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It's hi-larious, how, with her face sticking through the car's windshield, she delivers that line with a complete lack of facial expression.



Ok, I know it's not a River line, but it's a Rivernator line --- close enough.

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Saturday, January 19, 2008 10:45 AM

GAPSULE


Quote:

Originally posted by pachelbel:

Ok, I know it's not a River line, but it's a Rivernator line --- close enough.



Rivernator, my new favorite word.

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Sunday, January 20, 2008 8:36 PM

JEWELSTAITEFAN


Mal. Bad. In the Latin.

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Sunday, January 20, 2008 9:25 PM

PEULSAR5

We sniff the air, we don't kiss the dirt.


O.K., it's my turn--

"My turn."


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Sunday, January 20, 2008 9:31 PM

INSOMNIAC


I have always been a fan of the line
"No power in the verse can stop me." The way that line is delivered is ominous and kinda nonchalant.

Even though it is not a quote, the look she gives Simon after he asks "Am I talking to Miranda now?" always makes me smile

Zoe: "Preacher, don't the Bible have some pretty specific things to say about killing?

Book: "Quite specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps."

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Sunday, January 20, 2008 9:35 PM

PEULSAR5

We sniff the air, we don't kiss the dirt.


Quote:

Originally posted by Insomniac:


Even though it is not a quote, the look she gives Simon after he asks "Am I talking to Miranda now?" always makes me smile





Definitly the way siblings look at each other when the other is being a "boob."

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Sunday, January 20, 2008 9:37 PM

JEWELSTAITEFAN


Quote:

Originally posted by Insomniac:

Even though it is not a quote, the look she gives Simon after he asks "Am I talking to Miranda now?" always makes me smile



I think the scripted line for that response was "I'm not a double, dumbo." Her look carries it off, tho.
edit - asarian has the correction below.

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Monday, January 21, 2008 9:22 PM

JEWELSTAITEFAN


Let's go again. - Bushwhacked.

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Tuesday, January 22, 2008 12:31 AM

BERNAERT


I threw up on your bed. -War Stories



Jayne: "Shiny. Let's be bad guys."
Mal: "We're not gonna die. We can't die, Bendis. You know why? Because we are so...very...pretty. We are just too pretty for God to let us die."
Mal: "So no more runnin'. I aim to misbehave."
Mal: "No. They're not gonna see this comin'."

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Tuesday, January 22, 2008 12:51 AM

ASARIAN


Quote:

Originally posted by jewelstaitefan:

I think the scripted line for that response was "I'm not a double, dumbo."


I think the scripted line for that response was: "I'm not a multiple, dumbo."


--
"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam

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Tuesday, January 22, 2008 1:25 AM

STAESHA


"also... i can kill you with my brain"

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Thursday, January 24, 2008 12:53 AM

JEWELSTAITEFAN


"Miranda" - BDM.

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Friday, February 1, 2008 12:29 AM

JEWELSTAITEFAN


Hell is coming to breakfast. - Ariel.

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Friday, February 1, 2008 1:28 AM

ASARIAN


"Your toes are in the sand." -- Ariel


--
"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam

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Friday, February 1, 2008 1:57 AM

ASARIAN


Quote:

Originally posted by jewelstaitefan:

Hell is coming to breakfast. - Ariel.



Not to be nitpicky again, but that's NOT a River quote. I know it's in one of the shooting scripts, but in actuality River just does her "Two by two, hands of blue" thingy.


--
"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam

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Friday, February 1, 2008 4:18 AM

ASARIAN


Quote:

Originally posted by Gapsule:

Everything from the Our Ms. Reynolds Deleted Scene is great (my favorite scene).

"Two by two, we want a match made, double, I love you"
I want to use this someday

"The captain took a wife"

"We'll take care of each other-I'll knit."

"Now we have to be married, we have a family in the way."

Famous quote no one has mentioned:
"Bullet in the brain pan-squish."

I wonder if we can quote her various screaming scenes.


Not to be the bad guy all the time, but just doing something right in absentia of doing something smart. :) The correct text is:

SIMON
What?!!

RIVER:
Two by two?! Everyone a match, a mate, a doppel. I love you (not 'double', but 'doppel', as in 'doppelgänger').

And, I'm sorry, but that whole "Now we have to be married, we have a family in the way." is nowhere in that deleted scene.


--
"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam

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Friday, February 1, 2008 6:56 AM

FOREVERFIREFLYFAN


Quote:



And, I'm sorry, but that whole "Now we have to be married, we have a family in the way." is nowhere in that deleted scene.



Yes it is, when she stuffs that pillow in her shirt. Those aren't the exact words, but it's something like that.

Also,
"Noah's arc is a problem"

"we may experience some slight turbulence and then - explode."
-Malcolm Raynolds
Serenity

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Friday, February 1, 2008 7:16 AM

ASARIAN


Quote:

Originally posted by ForeverFireflyFan:
Quote:



And, I'm sorry, but that whole "Now we have to be married, we have a family in the way." is nowhere in that deleted scene.



Yes it is, when she stuffs that pillow in her shirt. Those aren't the exact words, but it's something like that.


Yeah, she says: "Now we have to be married, I'm in the family way." I guess I was being a bit petty about it. :) Shouldn't have said it's nowhere in the scene: it is, just not in that exact wording. Sometimes I go a little overboard. :)


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"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam

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Friday, February 1, 2008 6:32 PM

MRMGRAPHICS


+
Quote:

Originally posted by Rcat:
Quote:

Originally posted by Gapsule:

Famous quote no one has mentioned:
"Bullet in the brain pan-squish."



Ah yes, good one...One of her quotes that pops into my head on a somewhat regular basis...Morbid and creepifying but pretty poignet when your job makes you want to rip your hair out.



The above quote is so horrific, because you can feel how her madness and her pain are getting too great even for her. (Her face takes on a weird, morbid look of ecstacy when she says "squish" that just tears my heart out.)

I also vote for her entire soliloquy to Jubal Early.

And from the end of BDM: "I do. But I like to hear you say it."

The relationship between River and Mal is poignantly summed up in that line, and I always felt that relationship was one of the most beautiful in the whole story.

mrmgraphics
(website under serious reconstruction, if not life-saving surgery)

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Friday, February 1, 2008 10:11 PM

MRINVADER1


They weren't cows inside. They were waiting to be, but they forgot. Now they see the sky and they remember what they are.

t4

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Saturday, February 2, 2008 12:49 AM

GROTZ


I love it, everyone here loves River and the show and the movie. And everyone notices different thing. I have been through 45 post, smiling and warm in side. River is my favorite character of all time, actually. So it goes with out saying that every River quote is a pearl to me. The amazing thing is, my absolute favorite has not been mentioned yet. It is very small and out of context its not even great.

In the opening scene in the BDM:

Mal: "You know your role in all this, little one?
River:"Do you?"

The eye movement of Mal afterwards tops it off.

Also, it was the line that hooked me to ´verse. I am a Serenity then Firefly coaty

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Never kiss'em on the mouth.

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Saturday, February 2, 2008 10:55 AM

FREEBROWNCOAT


That opening scene is SO full of meaning. The haunted, incriminating, judging look Summer gives Nathan is what you call outstanding acting! No to mention Joss getting so much emotion and relationship from such a subtle glance.

I really wish Joss would hae included the comment about the rocks in the BDM, where River is looking over the side of the mule saying how "the rocks have no order, completely random."

It's in the deleted scenes. It shows the mania and intellgence of Summer's character while telling the aidience her brain is truly somewhere else.


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Sunday, February 3, 2008 7:22 AM

SPACEMANSPIFF76


Quote:

Originally posted by mrinvader1:
They weren't cows inside. They were waiting to be, but they forgot. Now they see the sky and they remember what they are.

t4


is it bad that what she said makes perfect sense to me?

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Sunday, February 3, 2008 9:15 PM

JEWELSTAITEFAN


Quote:

Originally posted by Grotz:
I love it, everyone here loves River and the show and the movie. And everyone notices different thing. I have been through 45 post, smiling and warm in side. River is my favorite character of all time, actually. So it goes with out saying that every River quote is a pearl to me. The amazing thing is, my absolute favorite has not been mentioned yet. It is very small and out of context its not even great.

In the opening scene in the BDM:

Mal: "You know your role in all this, little one?
River:"Do you?"

The eye movement of Mal afterwards tops it off.

Also, it was the line that hooked me to ´verse. I am a Serenity then Firefly coaty

Vote for BDM/FF at http://stargate-news.com/

Never kiss'em on the mouth.



I have always relished that line, but also feared it lost some meaning when the other line was removed - Simon: Do you understand what's going on? River: I'm the brains of the operation.

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Monday, February 4, 2008 4:42 AM

MRINVADER1


Quote:

Originally posted by SpacemanSpiff76:
Quote:

Originally posted by mrinvader1:
They weren't cows inside. They were waiting to be, but they forgot. Now they see the sky and they remember what they are.

t4


is it bad that what she said makes perfect sense to me?



nope. when she said that the hair stood on the back of my neck too. but then that whole story 'verse is the best piece of action drama i've ever seen. every ep has those moments in abundance.

t4

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