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CAPTION TIGHTPANTS: AIM TO MISBEHAVE #9

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Tuesday, August 25, 2009 2:15 PM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?


HOLY HWOON DANS IN A BIG PILE OF GO SE! Well it's been a long while since we had someone win back to back weeks, but here he is, in all his glory!!! MUTT999's winning caption!
(edited slightly for practicality)



CONGRATS MUTT999!!! And now my very favorite pilot doing something...odd...big surprise, eh?

WASH: I am a mighty velociraptor, no cage can hold me! RAWRRRR!

Okay, lets see what you got? Will Mutt999 achieve the unprecedented Caption Hattrick? Can you stop his captioning rampage? Will I quit asking silly questions? Yes. Sorry. Caption on!

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Tuesday, August 25, 2009 2:27 PM

ASARIAN


Congrats, MUTT999! With an entry like that, it was hard not to win! :)



If you stare into a bottle long enough, it stares back at you.


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Tuesday, August 25, 2009 2:40 PM

ASARIAN




The peep hole to Inara's bunk affected the men in flawed, but predictable ways.


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Tuesday, August 25, 2009 2:52 PM

TRAVELER




Wash: Read the sign mother! It says occupied!


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Tuesday, August 25, 2009 4:45 PM

ASARIAN




Wash: Gorramit, HAL! Open the pod bay doors!
HAL: I'm sorry, Wash, I'm afraid I can't do that.



--
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Wednesday, August 26, 2009 12:43 PM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?




WASH (fan warbling his voice): AH-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H...

OR ALTERNATIVELY

WASH (fan warbling his voice): D-o-o n-o-o-o-t f-e-e-e-a-r m-e-e. O-o-u-u-u-r-s i-i-i-s a-a-a p-e-e-e-a-c-e-f-u-u-u-l
r-a-a-a-c-e, a-a-a-a-n-d w-e-e-e m-u-u-u-s-t l-i-i-i-v-e i-i-i-n h-a-a-a-r-m-o-o-o-n-y-y-y-y...

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Wednesday, August 26, 2009 12:45 PM

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Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?




Wash soon discovered that placing his face on a hot stove burner was not the most jing zi thing he's ever done...

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Wednesday, August 26, 2009 1:43 PM

MUTT999


Thanks guys!


The Answer: Wife soup.
The Question: What did Wash just spill in his lap?

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Wednesday, August 26, 2009 1:53 PM

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Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?


Quote:

Originally posted by Mutt999:
Thanks guys!



Well deserved! You're welcome!



WASH: Hey! HEY! It was just a joke! Everyone thought it was funny then! C'mon now...
JAYNE: I got me some candlelight here, little man...
WASH (frantic): SERIOUSLY! JOKE'S OVER! No, Jayne...don't...AUUUUUGGGHHH!

(for all you slash ficcers out there *g*)

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Wednesday, August 26, 2009 4:37 PM

DAVESHAYNE


Quote:

Originally posted by asarian:


Wash: Gorramit, HAL! Open the pod bay doors!
HAL: I'm sorry, Wash, I'm afraid I can't do that.



Gahhh, you beat me to it!

Ok, gonna have to improvise.

Wash: No, no, no. This is all wrong. You can't expect a man to work with equipment like this. That element is all wrong. Nobody could fry under these conditions. What? You're firing me? You can't fire me, I quit!

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Wednesday, August 26, 2009 5:05 PM

CHAPTERANDVERSE





In space, Zoe can hear you scream...

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Wednesday, August 26, 2009 5:10 PM

FREEBROWNCOAT



River was merely curioius what would happen if she cooked and had a good Wash.

"Sheperd Book said they was men that reached the edge of space, saw a vasty nothingness and just went bibbledy over it."

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Thursday, August 27, 2009 12:48 AM

PEACEKEEPER

Keeping order in every verse


"Damn you to hell Kal-El.How did you find out my father was General Zod.When I escape this prison I will have my revenge"

Peacekeeper---keeping order in every verse!!!

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Thursday, August 27, 2009 2:18 AM

CHAPTERANDVERSE


Quote:

Originally posted by Freebrowncoat:

River was merely curioius what would happen if she cooked and had a good Wash.





Thats got my vote!

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Thursday, August 27, 2009 3:33 AM

NEWOLDBROWNCOAT


Quote:

Originally posted by asarian:
Congrats, MUTT999! With an entry like that, it was hard not to win! :)





"Whadda ya mean CANCELLED?!!"

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Thursday, August 27, 2009 9:52 AM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?




WASH: KAAAAAAHHHHHHHNNNNNN!

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Thursday, August 27, 2009 9:59 AM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?




WASH: HEY! I'm not dead! The phone pole missed all my vitals...hello? Anybody? HELLOOOOO?!!?

or

WASH: Oh gawd, what could it be? We're all doomed! Who's flying this thing?!!? Seriously?! I'm locked in the bathroom!!!

OR

WASH: HELP! HELP! Niska's got me! He cut off Mal's ear and now he's gonna cut off my p--YEEEOOOOWWWW!

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Thursday, August 27, 2009 10:40 AM

PDCHARLES

What happened? He see your face?




Wash: NOT THE SPIN CYCLE!!!!



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Thursday, August 27, 2009 10:54 AM

CHAPTERANDVERSE


Quote:

Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:


WASH: HEY! I'm not dead! The phone pole missed all my vitals...hello? Anybody? HELLOOOOO?!!?

or

WASH: Oh gawd, what could it be? We're all doomed! Who's flying this thing?!!? Seriously?! I'm locked in the bathroom!!!

OR

WASH: HELP! HELP! Niska's got me! He cut off Mal's ear and now he's gonna cut off my p--YEEEOOOOWWWW!

BWAH!
TCM




Ok, I love all these too. Some damn good captioners on this ship.

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Thursday, August 27, 2009 12:57 PM

TRAVELER


Quote:

Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:


WASH: KAAAAAAHHHHHHHNNNNNN!




How did I miss that one? Very good TenthCrewMember.


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Thursday, August 27, 2009 1:50 PM

FLORALBUNNY


Quote:





~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
WASH: Rah, rah, rah!
JAYNE: In space, nobody can hear you cheer, dumbass.

bun
Frisky Browncoat

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Thursday, August 27, 2009 11:21 PM

PEACEKEEPER

Keeping order in every verse


Jayne(looking through Vera):"I got you in my sights little man".

Wash:"Damn your sudden but inevitable betrayal!"

Peacekeeper---keeping order in every verse!!!

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Friday, August 28, 2009 1:06 AM

ASARIAN




Soon the shit would hit the fan; and Wash was sadly too nearby.


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Friday, August 28, 2009 7:31 AM

ASARIAN




WASH (peeking into the galley): YOWZA!! I love pancakes!


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Friday, August 28, 2009 8:18 AM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?




The targeting reticule on board the Reaver vessel was amazingly accurate...


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Friday, August 28, 2009 8:37 AM

FLORALBUNNY


~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
NISKA: And now for the nice juicy pilot I've been keeping on the back burner...
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Alan Tudyk does his impression of Bob Dylan as the voice of GPS
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

bun
Frisky Browncoat
just say NO

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Friday, August 28, 2009 7:13 PM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?




WASH: I am a leaf on th--
*CLANG!*
WASH: --OW!!! ...window...watch how I...splat.

OR

WASH: I REALLY REALLY NEED MONEY FOR A SLINKY DRESS!!!
MAL(OS): Jabber, jabber. I ain't listenin'.

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Saturday, August 29, 2009 7:59 AM

FLORALBUNNY


The Persephone drunk tank: It's a real bitch.

bun
Sober Browncoat

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Saturday, August 29, 2009 12:10 PM

MUTT999




Wash: "What the..? Zoe? Kaylee? Bester? NOOOOO!!!"

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Saturday, August 29, 2009 7:11 PM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?


Quote:

Originally posted by FloralBunny:
The Persephone drunk tank: It's a real bitch.

bun
Sober Browncoat



Being anti-sober at the moment, I find this HI-ruttin-LARIOUS!

We'll see how I feel about it after I wake up in my own drunk tank... :P

OH! btw-reason for my unsobriety? I am celebrating the ex's departure to SC!!! And it was made more awesome by my musician friends showing up and just having a jam session for all of us here! Best. Day. Ever.

Okay, done jacking my own thread! LOL!
(wow, that sounded less pervy in my head...)


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Sunday, August 30, 2009 5:46 AM

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Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?


All right...get in your last-minute captions today!

Tomorrow will be voting!


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Sunday, August 30, 2009 8:42 AM

PEACEKEEPER

Keeping order in every verse


Quote:

Originally posted by Mutt999:


I'm a man in a dryer.Watch how I spin!!

Peacekeeper---keeping order in every verse!!!

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Sunday, August 30, 2009 11:34 AM

FLORALBUNNY


Quote:






~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Kaylee finished questioning the buffet and began to grill the pilot

bun
Have a lovely hangover, TCM

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Sunday, August 30, 2009 8:45 PM

FREEBROWNCOAT


Quote:

Originally posted by FloralBunny:
Quote:






~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Kaylee finished questioning the buffet and began to grill the pilot

bun
Have a lovely hangover, TCM



Now THAT'S a good one. More cooking motif.

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Monday, August 31, 2009 9:10 AM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?


Quote:


bun
Have a lovely hangover, TCM



Did, and done! ;)

Now it is VOTING TIME! HUZZAH!

http://vote.sparklit.com/web_poll.spark/1106616

Voting ends Wednesday!

Vote early, laugh often!


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Monday, August 31, 2009 2:57 PM

DAVESHAYNE


Quote:



Now it is VOTING TIME! HUZZAH!

http://vote.sparklit.com/web_poll.spark/1106616

Voting ends Wednesday!

Vote early, laugh often!



I haz votez. Haz uz?

David

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'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

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Thursday, September 3, 2009 10:05 AM

DAVESHAYNE


Iz ther uh winnerz yet?

David

'Begone, sugar-free candy antichrist!' - Nathan Rabin.

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

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